Post by Vince McMahon on Mar 9, 2010 20:39:08 GMT -5
RAW opens up with its usually video and pyro.
JR: Welcome to this weeks Monday Night RAW! I am Jim Ross and this is my partner Jerry the King Lawler!
King: Thanks JR.
JR: We have a great show for you all tonight!
King: Oh yeah..no diva matches though.
JR: Don't worry King, Vince was talking about a divas match for next week!
King: Oh goodies! Puppies are the best JR!
Match One
No DQ
Randy Orton vs D-Lo Brown vs Jeff Hardy
Voices hit as Randy Orton walks onto the stage as random pyros shoot off. The Legend killer takes his time to get to the ring as he slides in and gives a taunt as he waits. Jeff Hardy is next to come out and he doesn't take any time as he runs towards the ring and slides in. He makes his way up a turnbuckle and he throws out his arms as his music ends. D-Lo Brown's theme song begins to play as the crowd begins to cheer for D-Lo. D-Lo makes his way down the ramp and into the ring. The match begins. Jeff Hardy runs towards Orton and goes for a clothesline. Orton ducks and hits a neckbreaker on Hardy. Orton gets up but is knocked down from behind by D-Lo. Jeff rolls out of the ring. D-Lo picks up Orton and he Irish whips Orton into the ropes. Orton comes back with D-Lo kicking him in the stomach and hitting a DDT. By this time Jeff is back inside of the ring holding a chair. He drops the chair. D-Lo goes to pin Orton but Jeff breaks it up. Jeff picks up D-Lo and kicks him in the stomach and sets D-Lo up for the Twist of Fate. By this time Orton is up, Jeff hits the TOF..turns around and Randy Orton hits the RKO on Hardy. Orton pins Jeff..1..2......Kickout. Jeff rolls out of the ring and Orton turns around and getting hit with a Lowdown from D-Lo right on the chair. D-Lo gets the pin and the winner.
Winner: D-Lo
JR: Wow, I swear Randy Orton had the win.
King: Well, D-Lo stepped up his game this week.
JR: Yeah, good job D-Lo..
Match Two
Number one contender for a world title match
The Miz vs Sylar
Everyone expected a great one on one match here but was upset with what they got. They got the Miz and Sylar not moving so much and just not trying. The first three minutes it was just them throwing lefts and rights at each other. Miz soon was in control and hit a suplex. Pinning Sylar but Sylar kicks out quickly. The Miz continues to inflict pain and places Sylar in an armbar. Sylar struggles to get to the ropes but does and Miz lets go. A bit after that Sylar is able to hit a missile dropkick knocking the Miz down. Sylar goes for the pin and gets a one count. This match wasn't that all exciting but it lasted for quiet some time. A few powerhouse moves came from the Miz and he ended with the Skull Crashing Finale from the Miz to Sylar the newcomer. Miz pins Sylar and won the match right there and then.
Winner and the number on contender for a world title match: The Miz!
King: Wow, JR you see that!
JR: Yeah, Miz has earned himself another shot at the world title.
King: Miz and The Undertaker part two sounds exciting and I can't wait!
Match Three
Battle Royal
Winner is given a IC title shot
Crash Barley vs Brian Gunn vs Christian Cage vs Raven vs Rey Mysterio vs Abyss vs Shawn Michaels vs Hulk Hogan [/b]
Alright since there was a lot of no shows I am not going to write this whole thing out. Hope you like a half ass match lol. I am going to type the order of elimination and write the ending.
Eliminated
1. Hulk Hogan (No showed)
2. Crash Barley (No showed)
3. Shawn Michaels (No showed)
4. Raven (No showed)
5. Christian Cage (No showed)
6. Abyss (No showed
LENA!) Rey Mysterio and Brian Gunn were the last two inside, they survive and they weren't thrown over the top ropes. These two both wanted this match, both wanted to become the number one contender for a shot at the IC title. Rey went for a drop kick but Brian moved out of the way. Gunn came down on top of Rey with a elbow drop. He popped up and gave a cocky taunt. Rey is able to get up and Brian being the jerk he is he knocks Rey down once again with a drop kick. This continued for awhile and at one point Rey hit a hurricarana and a spinning DDT. But at the end he was thrown over the top of the ropes and he hit the floor. Brain Gunn celebrates as he is declares the winner.
Winner and new number one contender for a IC title match: Brian Gunn!
JR: Wow, King the new comer Brian Gunn has won his debut match.
King: I am loving this guy so far. He is so good inside the ring.
JR: Next we have Triple H defending is title against Sam Dibiase and it should be epic!
Triple H (c) vs Sam Dibiase
Falls count anywhere
Special Guest Ref: Vince McMahon
The crowed at the start of the match was going wild chanting both Triple H and Sam Dibiase's names.The IC title is on the line. The owner of Thy WWE Vince McMahon in the corner as the special guest ref of the contest. Vince does a signal to ring the bell. Sam Dibiase and Triple H start to move around in the ring as if they were scoping it out. They both lock up and show there strength in the ring. Sam Dibiase does a kick throwing Triple H to the other side of the ring. He didn't see that coming. The match kick off well with both sides getting there advantages. In the middle of the match both men were down crowed going crazy. Vince McMahon starts the count to 10 by the count of 8 both men were on there feet again this showed that they were really putting there body on the line for this championship title.
Towards the end of this match both men were found outside the ring Vince was trying to tell Triple H to get back into the ring but Triple H yelled with a answer of NO. Triple H went to go get a sledge hammer Sam was down but he crawled his way to get a chair. As Sam turn around Triple H slam the hammer right into his face knocking him out cold. Triple H went for a pin! Vince went down to do the count 1...2....KICK OUT!! Triple H jump up in shock and started to yell at Vince for not counting fast like he wanted him to. Triple H grabbed Sam and brought him to the announce table. He took off all the little tv stuff a through it to the ground. He then got Sam on to the announce table Triple H tries to do a pedigree but Sam breaks out of it and does a big body slam right through the table!! Vince McMahon goes crazy with a shocking face. The crowed goes wild here on Raw. Sam goes for the pin 1...we could see a new champion 2....this is all over...(Kicks out!) Triple H kicks out of this big pin that almost cost him the title! Both men were down and out. Sam crawls to get back up on his feet. Triple H has no kind of a attempt to get on his feet. Fans look a little worried for him. Sam walks over to Triple H. Triple H out of no where does a BIG SPINE BUSTER on the floor where all the shattered stuff from the table were. Fans chant Triple H! Vince McMahon is even more shock! Triple H falls to his knees and falls right over Sam Dibiase with his last gasp of air. 1....2.....3!!!! Triple H retains the IC Title here on Raw what a match! Sam Dibiase almost had the match won but Triple H had just a little more momentum.
Winner and Still Champion: HHH
JR: What a match King!
King: I swear Sam Dibiase had the match won.
JR: Dibiase, gave his all but he needs to give a bit more heart.
King: And he is still new here so in time he will get better.
JR; Now its time for our main event...Enjoy!
Main Event
Non title
The Undertaker(c) vs Rob Van Dam
This match was close to pointless. RVD had nothing on The Undertaker, and when I say nothing I mean nothing. The Deadman took control right away leaving Rob Van Dam screwed. Taker connected with a few powerful moves, first a huge right punch then the big boot then a choke slam but The Undertaker wasn't done yet. The Undertaker hit another big boot and set him up for the Tombstone. He walked around the ring looking for the right spot to drop RVD and eventually made it to the middle of the ring. He rolled his eyes back and dropped RVD on his head. The Undertaker pinned RVD and the ref with the count. 1....2...........3!
Winner of the Match The Undertaker
Suddenly Stone Cold Steve Austin's theme music begins to play off of the PA. Taker looks confused as the song stops and words pop onto the screen.
Next Week Stone Cold ....Returns! The fans go wild as the show ends.
Special thanks goes out to Shane MaMahon for writing match: HHH vs Dibiase [/center]
