Raw just got its Groove back baby (65)

[Sir Luscious Leftfoot]

It's about time the black man got him some power my nigga. I don't mean that big Oreo ass nigga Black O'Lama, I mean a real soul nigga like me and my homie Swag-A-Licious. We gon bring our groove back all over Monday Night Raw my nigga, ya dig.

First off we gon see Christmas come early ya dig, as my fat nigga in red Santa Swag puts his zebra stripes on to be a special referee for a little wrasslin match as Jamane Creed teams with that Jersey ass Zebra chasin, tree climbing nigga K. Orton to take on Los Angellus and his partner King Mandingo, the Jamaican banana eating champ.

Den we go see Professor Xavier Oden get his chance to shine ya dig, as he wrestles my nigga Mr. Swag-A-Licious with a bunch of homeless niggas I found and dressed up as elves surrounding the ring.

Then that nasty ass nigga Mentally Ill gonna get to bring that sexy piece of giant chocolate Rashanda with him to the ring as he faces Drew Big McIntyre. We gon make dis a bit more interestin as we talked Rashanda into lettin us hang her big ole turkey leg above the ring on a pole. Ill gon be tryin to get that leg back, and Big Mac just gon be lookin to fight. This should be a sight to see ya dig.

Movin on to the meat and potatoes of da show, we gon see me, the big dick swingin, oogie boogie machine Luscious Leftfoot take on that bad mofo POT of baked beans in a three part showcase. First we gon have us a dance off, den we go have us a rap battle, den if need be, we have us a wrasslin match. You ready POT of beans? I hope so.

Then our main event is gon be the real shit ya dig, my nigga. We gon see Big Mayo-naisse Shamoose run him a train as he takes on Team Swagfoot ya dig. Six people, first up is Uncle Jemima, the pancake slingling hustler, then its Dirty Joe Sanchez, then its one of the funniest niggas I ever met in Hillbilly Bubba Ray Charles, keeps on goin with this German nigga I met at the Pawn Shop named Adolph Nippler, then Hammer Time gets spawned here in Thy as MC Hammer Pants joins the party. Den finally is the real shit as we see that tough nigga Jacob Senn be the last one that Shamwow faces. Best part is, it's gon be for da Unified World Title.

I told you niggas, me and Swag gon make dis fun again.

I'm out.

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DEADLINE: 13 December 2011 at 10 PM
LOCATION: Fox Theater in Atlanta, GA.
RULES: One RP, ya dig.

[Mr. Swag-A-Licious]

That sounds like some real Swag right their ya digs but Swag's got some bad news ya see's but Uncle Jemima, the pancake slingling hustler won't be able to make it, he just called in sick my nigga, instead he's going to send his sister Fat Mamba Jamba with her big bowl of oats and a wooden spoon, going give that Shameus a big ass woopen for looking like that same big splat of jizz on the wall that Uncle Jemina left the other day ya digs. Take that paddle and pull them pants off the nigga and woop that ass tell that nigga red and ain't no one better the that Fat Mamba Jamba.

[Deleted]

Petition to make Leftfoot permanent GM of his own brand. All in favour.

I.

[Barton]

Dec 9, 2011 7:22:49 GMT -5 @ponies said:

Petition to make Leftfoot permanent GM of his own brand. All in favour.

I.

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[Niall]

Should my rp be just a rap or more?

[Xavier Oden]

Dec 9, 2011 10:51:04 GMT -5 Barton said:

Dec 9, 2011 7:22:49 GMT -5 @ponies said:

Petition to make Leftfoot permanent GM of his own brand. All in favour.

I.

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[Martin Barton]

Dec 9, 2011 7:22:49 GMT -5 @ponies said:

Petition to make Leftfoot permanent GM of his own brand. All in favour.

I.

Made another account just to vote again.

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[Vince McMahon]

We don't have enough members for a second brand.

[Deleted]

So I have a match with someone against K. Orton and someone?

[Dominic Reynolds]

It's you and King Mandingo versus KO and Creed