Post by Vince McMahon on Nov 25, 2011 10:01:24 GMT -5
Thy WWE Presents: Monday Night Raw
Date: November 21, 2011
Venue: Cowboys Stadium in Dallas, Texas
Date: November 21, 2011
Venue: Cowboys Stadium in Dallas, Texas
Out in the arena, Thy WWE Raw was being slowly started as fans got their beverages and snacks, sat down and waited for the show to begin.
After the opening fireworks blasted on the arena stage, the camera shifted over to Don and Phil sitting at the announce table.
Don: Welcome to Thy WWE Monday Night Raw!
Phil: We have so much controversy heeling off from two weeks such as the MITB match, the I.C Title match also had heat as Drew McIntyre is the NEW Intercontinental Champion, we also almost fell off our seats after the draw from the wee title match.
Don: That was one of the best WWE title matches in my opinion since Shawn and Bret at Wrestlemania 12 after the Montreal Screw job.
Phil: Furthermore, K.Orton won at mania in a over - the - top battle royal ... he showed AJ his dedication to her by winning and with that being said...
"Young" By Hollywood Undead blasted across the PA system as "Prodigy" K.Orton walked out on the ramp and saw all of his fans clapping and cheering for his trimuphant win last night.
He sprinted down the ramp and grinned heavy at the fans in attendance before doing a classic pose and soon speaking.
{Prodigy K.Orton}: I know your expecting to see Sheamus, Jacob Senn, Triple H or possibly Vince start off the show... But i took the time out of my nightly duties to give you... Me!
The fans laugh at his comedy and start chanting his name while he continues.
{Prodigy K.Orton}: Now as you seem to all know, Last night i won an opning contest battle royal to kick-off the showcase of immortals knhowing as Wrestlemania , making yours truly 1-0. 19 wins away from tying the deadman!
Also as a happy, single young man... you will all be relieved to know that i've stopped crying and fearing thanks to this chain on my neck... but further more a certain enigmatic, charismatic demon had something he wanted to address to me, so hermano... will you please come out here por favor?
"Another" By Peroxwhygen blasted across the PA System as the slightly rejuvenated but still same old Killa outlaw walked own the ramp laughing and smiling while the fans booed him in disgust.
Outlaw enters the ring and locks eyes with his brother face to face while the fans frenzy into a mixed reaction between the brothers while he began to speak.
{Soul-less Killa Outlaw} You don't seem to get me...do you?
If your dumb-ass didn't know this bty now... I'm the one who killed AJ... and i got away with it too...you medaling kid!
Orton turns around and tries to contain himself while Outlaw continues to speak while getting closer to him.
I did it because all you ever cared about besides wrestling and the family was her... All i ever heard was AJ this, AJ that and I couldn't take it anymore.... You think these fans or your buddy Alex scare me... you both are worthless litlle punks and will never be at my composure, my status, my level of greatness!
She was nothing to me, she was a figment of everyone's imgination and i proved that by crashing my car into her causing her quick but painful death.... Orton gets steamed up and gets hit with a white light for a few moments...After the glow fades.. you see the tattoos and the shorts all kicking in because that's the old K.O that no one ever saw.... This was unreal!
{Prodigy K.Orton} Killa, you think just because you had ONE WWE Title match against Sheamus and lost makes you better than me... what happened to heart, wll power, training...I guess you forgot that with all those smoke fumes cramming in your thick-minded skull!
Seeing that the next PPV is gonna be in my hometown of New Jersey...I'm offering an Extreme Rules challenge where the tipulation is whoever loses.... is FIRED!
Outlaw grinned and headbutted his brother, leaving him down and kneeling above him.
{Soul-less Killa Outlaw} Hermano... poor, poor.... pequeño hermano ... I'll accept your challenge and beat you in a place wheere you belong with all the ghetto people live, crackheads, deadbeats and all... you wanna know why i'm accepting... it's because I'm the Best...In...the......
Orton spears him to the ground from his position and beginsto brawl with tears rushing down his eyes as the punches connect to his face.
Outlaw tries to escape the ring successfully, he does but then gets caught again by Orton who hits him with a double axe handle to the jaw ...The fight continued until the former brothers being were pulled and ripped off by Security and Referees leaving Doj and phil speechless as the show went to a commerical whiler Outlaw and Orton were screaming at each other.
End of Promo as the show goes to commercial. It comes back to life and we are treated with the beginning of match one, Sheamus going one against two.
Match 1: Sheamus vs. Mr. Swag-A-Licious/Sir Luscious Leftfoot
(Handicap Match)
(Handicap Match)
DING DING DING!!
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The bell sounds and the opening match for this week's Raw gets underway. Swag and Leftfoot begin to have a dance off, to determine who gets to start off the match first. Sheamus waits in his corner patiently, leaning against the ropes with an irritated expression on his face. After about ten seconds of this, he walks over to the two men dancing. He begins to yell at them, but doesn't notice as Leftfoot slips behind Sheamus, getting on his hands and knees. Swagalicious grins and gives Sheamus a shove, making Sheamus trip over Leftfoot and fall backwards. Swag goes back to the corner, and Leftfoot goes for a quick pin.
ONE!
Kickout!
Sheamus gets to his feet, face flushed and red with anger, and goes to deliver a mighty punch to Leftfoot, but he does the splits, causing Sheamus to miss and overbalance. Leftfoot rolls him up with a school boy pin.
ONE!
Kickout!
Sheamus gets to his feet quickly again, but not before Leftfoot tags in Swagalicious. Swag makes a gesture to Sheamus, and then begins to dance. Sheamus stares at him with his hands on his hips, and looks at the referee who merely shrugs. Focusing his attention back to Swag, Sheamus taps Swag on the shoulder. Swagalicious looks up at him, and Sheamus holds a single finger in the air, halting his dancing. Sheamus immediately begins to break out in an Irish Jig, and both Leftfoot and Swag stare in shock for a moment, then begin nodding their heads in approval.
Don Chuckles: Well, a very strange start to this match up here....
Phil Latio: Strange? I'd like to see -you- try and Riverdance! The champion has some moves!
Sheamus stops his jig, and grabs Swag by the arm, pulling him forward and giving him a thunderous lariat that drops him to the match.
Don Chuckles: Well, so much for that
Sheamus picks him up and tosses him to the ropes, taking him down with a shoulder block, followed by an elbow drop across the chest. Again Sheamus brings him to his feet, and punches him square in the nose, sending him staggering back to the corner. Leftfoot tags himself in and charges Sheamus, who uses the momentum to pick him up, turn him around, and drop him to the mat with a powerslam. Leftfoot gets to his feet, but Sheamus lifts him up again, and delivers the Irish Curse backbreaker. He immediately goes for the cover.
ONE!
TWO!
At the two count, Swagalicious jumps into the ring and breaks up the pin. Sheamus fights his way to his feet, but gets whipped to the ropes. Leftfoot gets to his feet, and as Sheamus comes rebounding off the ropes, both Leftfoot and Swag hook and arm and take him down with a double team hip toss. They dance around in a circle, grab hands, and drop a double elbow across the chest of Sheamus. Swag goes to his corner, and Leftfoot drags him over, holding Sheamus' boot. He tags in Swag, and they each grab one of his legs, and yank the legs away from his body, wishboning him.
All of a sudden, a titantron video begins to play, along with Drew McIntyre's entrance music.
Don Chuckles: Drew McIntyre!
Phil Latio: I hear his music, but where is he?
Swag and Leftfoot look on, but Drew is nowhere to be seen. The two look at eachother, shrug, and begin to dance once more. The music cuts off as Sheamus gets to his feet. Swag and Leftfoot, who seem to be more concerned with dancing, don't notice Sheamus until it is too late, as the two of them get clotheslined to the mat. Leftfoot is the first to get to his feet, but doesn't have the opportunity to stay up for long as he is nailed by a Brogue Kick.
Don Chuckles: Goodnight Leftfoot!
Phil Latio: Ouch, that one fully connected, and he is out cold.
Sheamus begins to beat his chest, and screams out a war cry, and the crowd begins to cheer loudly for the Celtic Warrior. He brings Swagalicious to his knees, and sets him up. He holds his arms out to the side, then lifts Swag into the air. He backs up near the corner, and runs forward, heaving Swag halfway across the ring to crumble into a heap.
Don Chuckles: The Celtic Cross! This match is over
Phil Latio: Look at how he landed, all jumbled up like a pretzel....
Sheamus hooks Swag's leg and goes for the inevitable cover. As the referees hand comes down, the crowd counts with him.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
DING DING DING
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner, Sheamus!
Sheamus is handed his belt, and the referee raises his arm in victory. Sheamus holds his title up high for the crowd, and perhaps Austin Starr, to see clearly. He looks into the camera and shouts.
Sheamus: This is mine Austin Starr, I -AM- the champion!
Don Chuckles: Sheamus picks up the win here tonight
Phil Latio: That he does, and sending a message to our general manager Austin Starr at the same time...
Sheamus celebrates for another brief moment, then heads up the ramp and backstage to his dressing room as Raw cuts to a commercial break.
Match 2: Jamine Creed vs. Angellus
Don Chuckles: Welcome back to Monday Night RAW. Just moments ago, we were treated with a twisted finish to that Handicap match.
Phil Latio: I agree, I am surprised our world champion got out of there alive. It was a mess. But let’s move on to our next match.
Don Chuckles: The newcomer Jamine Creed will be going one on one with the man who attacked him last week Angellus.
Phil Latio: This one should be a good one Don. Let’s go to the ring.
Steve Cruise: First coming down to the ring from Phoenix, Arizona…..He is 6-1, 223lbs….Jamine Creed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pie Jesu begins to play from the P.A system as the young star runs into the stage and is given mix reactions. Creed cocks a smirk and begins his path down the ramp and slides into the ring. Jamine jumps onto the turnbuckle and hits his chest twice before jumping off. Jamine walks into the far corner as his theme song begins to fade.
Steve Cruise: And his opponent, weighing in at 299lbs…He is from Death Valley, California…..Angellus!!!!!!!
The lights begin to flicker on and off as Slow Chemical by Finger Eleven begins to play as the fans boo Angellus as he walks onto the stage with a smirk on his face. He takes his slow time walking down to the ring. Keeping his eyes locked on Creed, Angellus enters the ring as his theme song fades. We hear even louder boos as Angellus taunts the crowd.
Don Chuckles: Last week Angellus attacked Jamine Creed. I am willing to bet that Creed is going to try twice as hard and try to get some payback.
Phil Latio: I know I would mess with Angellus, look at him. His is a monster Don! A monster!
The ref calls for the bell and the match starts with a simple lockup that Angellus powers into perfectly, Forcing Creed under his arm and into a headlock. Angellus aims and punches to Jamine’s head and Jamine is to the floor immediately. But no sooner is he down than up. This time Jamine leads into it. The lockup last several moments before Creed takes the advantage and hurls Angellus at the ropes.
Creed gains advantage with a well placed leg to the quads of Angellus, taking him down. Creed seizes the chance and begins to keep Angellus on an uneven footing. Whenever Angellus looks to be getting to his feet, Jamine lashes out with a kick to the back of the legs or an elbow to the spine. Creed continues this domination until, from nowhere, Angellus charges at Creed and brings him down with a spear right into the turnbuckle, whiplashing Creed.
Don Chuckles: That has too hurt Phil.
Phil Latio: I bet it did Don, did you see Creed’s neck whip back like that?
Angellus takes several minutes to finally get Creed down for the pin, but Creed kicks out. Angellus launches into another attack and keeps the weight of the match behind him, taking Jamine down with a series of suplexes. He goes for the win again…
1.……2.……KICKOUT!
Don Chuckles: That was close Phil.
Angellus picks up Jamine and irish whips him into the ropes. Goes for a clothesline but Jamine ducks and hit’s a picture perfect neck breaker. The fans begin to cheer, Angellus rolls up and Jamine kicks him in the mid-section. He uses all of his power and picks up Angellus, over his head. He is going for the Caesar’s Last Wish. A fall away brain buster!
Jamine goes for the win….
1.………….2.…………………3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steve Cruise: The winner of the match, by pin fall……Jamine…CREED!
COMMERICAL BREAK
Don Chuckles: And we are back from commercial break. We just witnessed the rookie Jamine Creed shocked the world and defeated the 299 pound giant Angellus.
Phil Latio: Angellus hasn’t been really productive in his career so far. He has the pieces but is finding it hard to put them together.
Don Chuckles: Well, enough about him, let’s move on to the next match up and this one shall be a great one.
Phil Latio: That’s right, Beno will get a chance in his first match in two months to capture the SCW title against the SCW champion, Alex Kendall.
Match 3: Alex Kendall vs. Beno
(SCW World Championship)
(SCW World Championship)
Beno’s theme song begins to play as the fans begin to cheer and boo. They haven’t seen Beno in action in a long time so they are curious to see if he can still give them something to cheer about. A long have minute goes by as the song suddenly ends and the lights go back to normal.
Phil Latio: What’s going on Don?
Out of the blue we see Vince McMahon walk onto the stage, a microphone in his right hand. Vince cocks a grin and begins to speak.
Vince McMahon: Hello, everyone. Short announcement, Alex Kendall will not be facing off with Beno tonight. Beno called in sick and this match will have to wait for a different time.
The fans begin to boo.
Vince McMahon: I know, I know…It bothers me as well but anyways, I am going into the back now. You guys enjoy the rest of the show!
McMahon walks into the back and the fans begin to boo and talk among each other as they wait for the next match to begin.
Phil Latio: Well, that is crappy. That match had five stars written all over it.
Don Chuckles: Don’t worry Phil. We still have two great matches up ahead. Next we have our very own General Manager, Austin Starr going one on one with Stalker Knight!
Match 4: General Manager Starr vs. Stalker Knight
Stalker Knight's music hits, and the crowd cheers, making his way down to the ring.
Ring Announcer: The following contest, is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from British Columbia, Canada....weighing in at 240 pounds...Stalker Knight!
Don Chuckles: Big matchup here for Stalker Knight as he goes one on one with General Manager Austin Starr
Phil Latio: It should be a good one Don
Stalker gets into the ring, and awaits his opponent. Starr's music begins to play over the speakers, and the crowd begins to boo. He is nowhere to be seen, and the crowd buzzes in bewilderment. After about two minutes of this, the referee shrugs and rings the bell, and starts to count Starr out.
DING DING DING
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
Don Chuckles: Still no sign of the Raw GM...
Phil Latio: This is odd
SIX!
SEVEN!
EIGHT!
NINE!
TEN!
The referee calls for the bell
DING DING DING
Ring Announcer: And here is your winner by countout...Stalker Knight!
Don Chuckles: I wonder where he is?
Phil Latio: I dunno Don, but Stalker Knight is the winner here tonight
The referee raises Knight's arm in victory, and he just sits there with a confused and irritated look on his face. He heads backstage and we cut to a commercial break.
Match 5: Professor of Thuganomics vs. Jacob Senn
(Sole Possession of the Title Match contract)
(Sole Possession of the Title Match contract)
Don Chuckles: And now it is time for our main event Phil, and I am excited for this one
Phil Latio: A big time main event with high stakes on the line, it doesn't get much better than this
"Word Life" hits the sound system and POT's tron comes across the screen, and the crowd gives a mixed reaction as he heads down to the ring.
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and the winner will receive the sole possession of the contract for the number one contendership of the Undisputed Championship. Introducing first, weighing in at 230 pounds....he is from Belfast, Ireland....P.O.T.!
POT slides into the ring, warming himself up with some shadow boxing as he awaits his opponent. Savior by Skillet then takes place of POT's music, and the crowd begins to cheer loudly. Jacob Senn comes out onto the stage, posing for the fans, but slightly favoring a knee.
Don Chuckles: One of Thy's fastest rising superstars in Jacob Senn, putting on two great matches at Wrestlemania
Phil Latio: That he did, him and POT put on a clinic in the ladder match that ended in controversy, as BOTH men managed to claim the contract
Don Chuckles: And this match will settle the score. Jacob Senn is a superstar with alot of heart Phil, as he demonstrated at Wrestlemania
Phil Latio: I agree Don, but POT shows the same thing, which is why this match should be a classic, I just hope that Senn's knee can hold out Don
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from New York City, New York, weighing in at 247 pounds...the Savior Jacob Senn!
Senn gingerly enters the ring, posing to the crowd as they let out a loud cheer once again. The referee holds up the contract on the clipboard, then hands it off to someone at ringside, and he calls for the bell
DING DING DING!!
Don Chuckles: And this match is underway!
The two circle eachother in the ring for a moment, then Senn rushes forward and immediately hits POT with a nasty spear. He keeps his mounted position and unleashes a flurry of strikes and elbows at the grounded POT
Don Chuckles: Senn is all fired up for this one Phil!
Phil Latio: If his knee he hurt at Wrestlemania is giving him troubles, he needs to put POT out of this one quickly
POT manages to fend him off eventually and get to his feet. The two lock up in the center of the ring, and POT takes control with a side headlock. He follows it up by holding onto Senn's neck and taking him down to the mat, keeping the hold locked tight. Senn manages to work his way to his feet, and pushes POT off of him and sends him running to the ropes. Off the rebound he comes flying back, but gets dropped with a leaping calf kick, and immediately goes for the cover.
ONE!
TWO!
Kickout!
POT gets to his feet and rushes Senn, hitting him with a flying shoulderblock as he gets to his feet a little slowly. Senn gets to his feet, but gets taken down with a dropkick, and now its POT's turn to go for an early cover, but Senn kicks out at two. POT brings Senn to his feet, lifts him up on his shoulders, and falls backwards, executing a samoan drop. Still, Senn gets to his feet, and this time POT kicks out at his knee, causing it to buckle and he falls to the mat.
Don Chuckles: This is not looking good Phil
Phil Latio: His lingering injury from Wrestlemania could prove his downfall here, but you can never count Senn out of a match, no matter the odds.
POT grabs the leg, lifts it into the air, and drops an elbow on it. Senn grits his teeth in pain, clutching at it. POT brings him back to his feet, kicking him in the stomach and causing him to double over. He grabs the head securely, then hooks the arm, and suplexes Senn down to the mat. POT bends down and waves his hand in front of his face, yelling "You can't see me!" and bounces off the ropes, dropping the five knuckle shuffle on Senn. He picks up Senn, and lifts him on his shoulders, signaling for the FU. Senn manages to rotate his body, and falls backwards after hooking POT's head, hitting him with a DDT. He rolls over and makes the cover.
ONE!
TWO!
Kickout!
Don Chuckles: Great move by Senn
Phil Latio: True, but it will take more than that to defeat POT
Both men get to their feet, but out of nowhere Senn hits the Judgement superkick. However, at the same time, POT had fired off a superkick of his own, both men connecting, and landing solidly on the mat. The referee begins to count
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
POT gets to his feet, as Senn grabs the ropes, trying to support himself on his knee. POT grabs him and begins to punch him in the face repeatedly, before whipping him to the ropes and nailing another flying shoulderblock. Senn, stubborn, pushes himself to his feet, but POT scoops him up with a spin out powerbomb followed by an elbow drop. POT sits back, staring at Senn in shock, as he still forces himself to his feet, slowly. He swings at POT, who dodges out of the way. POT whips Senn to the ropes, and takes him down with a toe drop hold, followed by the STFU.
Don Chuckles: A dangerous spot here for Senn
Phil Latio: Tap out Senn, don't risk further injury!
The referee asks Senn if he wants to quit, and he grits his teeth, screaming out a loud NO! He finally reaches the ropes, and the referee tells POT to break the hold, which he does. POT backs off, and Senn uses the ropes climbing to his feet. POT tells him to stay down, and in response Senn swings at him. POT dodges, picks him up on his shouldersr, and gives him the FU, and covers Senn.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
DING DING DING!
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner, P.O.T!
Don Chuckles: POT wins sole possession of the contract, and a shot at the Undisputed Champion
Phil Latio: He earned it too Don, but you have to give respect to Senn, showing alot of heart and courage here tonight
Don Chuckles: I'd like to see them go at it again once his injury heals up
POT's arm is raised high as his music plays, and is handed the contract, and the company logo is displayed as Raw heads off the air
Don Chuckles: From Don Chuckles and Phil Latio and Thy WWE, goodnight everybody
