Post by Vince McMahon on Mar 2, 2010 20:17:14 GMT -5
Raw opens up with its open.
JR: Welcome to this week edition of Monday Night Raw!
King: What a show we have for you all watching tonight!
JR: Every Title will be on the line, which means we could witness Triple, Katie Lea and The Undertaker..the whole ministry fall tonight.
King: Maybe, but lets get to the first match.
Hanna Beth vs Katie Lea *Special Guest Referee* Mickie James as
Beth gets straight in on Katie Lea from the bell and begins to send a barrage of punches and kicks into Katie Lea’s exposed torso. Lea quickly covers up and sends a forearm into Hanna Beth before whipping here into the ropes, showing why she is the women’s champ. As Hanna thunders back Katie Lea lurches and arm out and misses the clothesline completely. Katie Lea desperately throws a fist but Hanna dodges the blow matrix style, showing her 13 years experience of being a dancer paying off in the flexibility department. Katie Lea can’t react in time to prevent a hip toss, as she crashes to the mat, Hanna Beth is hunched over waiting for her to rise. Lea stumbles to her feet and is kicked in the gut. Lea is bent over in agony and Hanna Beth grabs her by the hair, Hanna leaps high into the air forcing Katie Lea up with her, as the divas come crashing down Mickie gets to the mat cautiously in anticipation, she knows she is moving for two. Hanna makes the cover…….1………..2………..3!
Winner: Hanna Beth(New Womans Champion!)
Suddenly Vince walks out onto the stage holding a microphone. He begins to speak.
Vince: Congratulations Hanna..
You have won the match and won yourself the womans title.
But you won't be defending it..You see with Mickie pregant and the others taking time off.
You have no competition. So for now on..become a manager or something. You won't be booked until I find someone who can beat you!
Sam Dibiase vs Raven vs Abyss
The match was simply all Dibiase. At the start he pump Kicked Abyss over the top ropes and out of the ring.
Raven tried mounting a comeback but to no prevail. Dibiase manhandled him delivering impact move after impact move.
Finally He finished Raven off with a huge Pump Kick in the corner.
Dibiase drags the unconscious Raven to the middle of the ring and goes for the win by pinning Raven. The ref counts..1...2...........3
Winner: Sam Dibaise (thanks for rping
JR: Well Sam Dibiase made a huge impact right there!
King: Well next its Triple H going up against Randy Orton!
Randy Orton stands in the ring awaiting his opponent, The King of Kings, Triple H. A plectrum strikes a guitar and the sound rings out around the arena.
TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!
Triple H enters the ring and beings to circle his opponent. Randy Orton lunges forward but Triple H sees it coming and clotheslines him to the mat. Orton scoops himself up and grapples with Triple H, but is almost immediately overpowered into the corner. Triple H climbs atop the turnbuckle and begins to send fist after fist into the cranium of Randy Orton, the crowd count along: “1…2…3…4…5…6...7…8…9…10!”. Orton falls fat on his face and doesn’t move. Triple H covers Orton. 1……..2………no! Orton is pulled to his feet and set up for a pedigree, but instead of giving Orton a pedigree Triple H smiles and gives a few DX crotch chops and a muscle pose. When he is done he leisurely hooks Orton’s arms and pedigrees him. 1……..2……….3!
Winner: Triple H
JR: Orton is not starting off great.
King: No he is not but HHH looked great tonight!
JR: Orton needs to prove himself next week...
The Miz vs Hogan
Hulk Hogan's theme music begins to play. The fans jump to their feet as Hulk walks onto the stage..gives a five minute taunt before walking down the ramp and into the ring. Hogan begins to cock a smirk but then the smirk dissappears when The Miz's theme song begins to play off of the P.A. The Miz walks onto the stage with a huge smile on his face. Proud for beating the IC champion last week, he walks down the ramp and slides into the ring. The Match begins and Hogan goes for a clothesline, Miz ducks and the Miz begins to hit the legend with lefts and rights. Miz goes to irish whips Hogan into the ropes but Hogan over powers him and The Miz is thrown into the ropes. Hogan goes for a big boot but the Miz ducks once again and now behind Hulk, the Miz hits the Skull Crashing Finale. The Miz goes for the Miz.
1....2.............................................................3!
Winner: Miz..Hogan no showed.
JR: What a match...
King: Yeah, didn't last even five minutes.
JR: The Miz proved that he is no one to mess with.
King: Now its HBK and Christian Cage!
Shawn Michaels theme blasting on the Pa System.
Shawn Michaels jogs out from behind the curtains as the fans pops out of their seats like pop corn being cooked. Shawn Michaels has a smile on his face as he uses his thumbs and points them at himself. Shawn Michaels turns around in a circle as fireworks shots out from the ramp. Shawn Michaels gets down to his knees and prays, finally when he's finished praying he looks up with separated arms. A second set of fireworks shoots out as Shawn Michaels makes his way down the rest of the ramp. Commercial break comes as Shawn Michaels is seen doing his famous pose in the middle of the ring.
Monday Night Raw comes back seeing Shawn Michaels man handling Christian Cage in the ring. Shawn Michaels irish wipes Christian Cage into the ropes as Shawn Michaels jump over Christian Cage and Christian ducks making Shawn Michaels look even cooler. Instead of going all the way to the ropes Christian stops immediately and clothesline Shawn Michaels as soon as Shawn turned around. Shawn Michaels nearly did a back flip because of the impact from the clothesline.
Christian Cage goes for a pin on Shawn Michaels. 1...2. Kick Out! Shawn Michaels kick out at the last second as Christian Cage got up and argued with the ref. Shawn Michaels gets up with confusion on his face as Christian realizes it. Christian turned around right into Sweet Chin Music! Shawn Michaels falls to the ground with Christian Cage to go for the pin. 1..2. Kick Out! Christan Cage kicked out of the Sweet Chin Music! The fans are going wild as Shawn Michaels makes it to his feet last as Christian goes for the Killswitch and hits it!
Christian goes for the pin! 1..2...........3! Christian Cage won! Christian Cage Won!
Lillian Garcia:
"Here is your winner! He is the one that didnt care to show up and Rp! Christian Cage!"
The ref raises Christian Cages hand as the fans cheer their asses off and the show goes off air to commercial break.
Show comes back.
JR: Now its time for the main event King!
King: D-Lo and The Undertaker will go at it for the belt JR!
JR: I know and its next!
Main Event
World Championship
The Undertaker(c) vs D-Lo
The time has finally come for the Monday Night Raw main event match-up! Fans had been anticipating the match all night long and they knew it was under way whenever the lights went out and the sound of dark eerie bells rang out through the arena. A very heavy fog clouded the ramp and the stage as big flashes of lightning struck on the stage. The first sight of Taker walking down the ramp in his heavy overcoat and hat ready to wrestle was when the booing began. He inched his way down slowly with the World Championship wrapped proudly around his waist. Up the steel steps he climbed and removed the hat to expose the white eyes D-lo would be gazing into in mere moments. Next came Brown's music and he came down the ramp at a faster pace with a mixed reaction. He chased around the ring looking to find an easy access path to Taker that didn't involve him being Tombstoned right off the get-go. The bell finally rang and D-lo went through the middle rope with caution, searching with his eyes a way of attack. Undertaker moved in though and they started it with a test of strength which D-lo moved into pushing Undertaker into an arm hold behind his back and whipped him into the ropes but met the boot of the Phenom sending him to the ground. D-lo looked to escape the ring in order to regroup but Taker grabbed him and tossed him back into the center of the ring. Brown got back up and Undertaker got his hand over the throat looking to hit a choke-slam! But D-Lo got a counter, kicking his way out bouncing off the rope and slamming into the World Champ. He eased in for a ground attacking working on him with punches and kicks hammering into him looking to wear him down. Taker managed to get to his feet but D-Lo punched him into the ring post. His attack was advanced when he moved in towards the Champ and still began to lay on a layer of punches. But Taker hit a punch to the ribs and another one until he grabbed his opponent and put him up against the post. He took the challenger's hand and climbed the turnbuckle tight rope walking across and was looking to hit Old School! D-lo flipped him though and Taker came down where the sun don't shine right on the ropes! He was fast to execute and Brown hit a DDT off the ring ropes right to Taker's skull! D-Lo could have it here! 1.....2.... NO, not enough. He picked up the Deadman and was looking to hit a drop kick but Taker ducked and D-lo went sliding past catching Taker's legs and going for a school boy pin! 1....2... Still not enoguh to put the Deadman away! What will it take for D-Lo to win the championship? He picked The Champ up by his hair and looked to pull him into the turnbuckle but Taker reversed it putting D-lo there. He went through the middle rope and looked to be attempting Old School again, but he instead grabbed Brown by his throat stepping up on the ropes. A choke-slam, a massive choke-slam off the top rope. D-lo is out! Taker picked him up for the finisher and hit the Tombstone! Taker covered him with his tongue out and eyes white in such a devilish manner! 1......2......3!
Undertaker celebrates an impressive victory retaining his World Championship on Monday Night Raw by defeating D-Lo. Another soul added to his collection!
The camera fades to black as the show ends.
Thanks goes out to HHH, Taker, and CM Punk for writing matches. I had a busy week and I needed a bit of help. Next week will be different
