Wrestlemania II: Battle Royal

[Dominic Reynolds]

Opening Match Battle Royal
(For those not booked elsewhere on the card)

Even in a moment where you are left off the card doesnt mean that you still can't make an impact. I'm sure whomever shows up for this match will still be looking to make the most of the opportunity given to compete.

["The Prodigy" Kurt Orton (F)]

Prologue

A person with enough brains and enough stamina would know the limits to withdraw a final blow.... This is where i come in... i'm not considered an afterthought of sorts because i've faced top competition in many other of my prmotions...don't think i'm a rookie... think of me as one of the young up-starts that is going to shine one way and the only way i know... we know how... the right way!

End Of Prologue

Scene 1- Unfinication.

The locker room gets painted by workers as the cameras watch K.Orton do his morning stretches after signing his name on a clipboard to compete in mania's opening battle royal.

After finishing his workout, an interviewer walks in when the room is 100% complete and sees Orton sitting down, wiping his sweat with a towel.

Orton pays his workers for the redecoration and notices the interviewer's grin and smiles back at him, his dream is shortly delayed...the bright side was though he made it to mania and got to start it off in a impactful way.

A man in black clothing jumps through the window, his spikey hair tapped Orton and he seemed not to notice until the man layed on his shoulder.

Riley: so anything new K.O?

Orton brushed him off and was about to strike, until he noticed the spikes and saw that it was his best friend Alex Riley who was recently signed under both the Thy WWE contract and the battle royal contract.

Orton: holy shit!...alex...what the hell are you doing here?

Riley: Now K, i know your speechless, but i have a perfectly good explanation for this....

Orton: spill it.

Riley: i left WWE way before they torn down the company...when i heard this place ran up and vince was running this joint ... i said "why not join my partner in crime and enter myself here".

Orton: ahh... well i'm personally welcoming you to the company...welcome to Thy bro.

Riley: thanks.

Riley exits to the other side of the locker room to get changed while K gets interviewed.

Trenton Lockeheart: Ladies and Gentlemen, my guest at this time..."Prodigy" K.Orton!

Orton smiles at the crowd as they begin to chant his name out in the arena.

Trenton Lockeheart:K, with 6 months into your now current ex-girlfriend AJ Lee's death, was this new leaf you turned over in her honor?

Orton turns around and takes a few deep breaths, he turns back around with a smile and anwsers Trent's question.

Orton: Actually Trent... my new leaf was for her and for the fans to show why i should be in this business...to show why i can hang with the A-listers like Sheamus or Undertaker... and this battle royal is gonna prove it.

Trenton Lockeheart: Do you think Alex would be cool with you eliminating him?

Orton: I think he will be will be ok with it...all the other contenders just have to worry about is me and Riley being the last 2 and ending that match with respect for each other after that.

Riley: but if any other contenders do show up tonight and they have a problem with us...be a man and actually say to our faces!

The first scene ends withh Orton and Riley shaking hands after the interview and the Wrestlemania II logo flashing on the screen.

OOC: this rp would be a lot longer, but me and time don't work well that's why it's shortened...sorry for the poor quality you might get.

PS: not to spill any spoilers...but our next ppv is gonna be held in my hometown...sorry for revealing that so early...couldn't contain myself when starr cleared the OK.

[Mr. Swag-A-Licious]

Guess Who's Coming to Town my Siz Nats

The Scene Opens and Mr. Swag-A-Licious is dressed like Santa Clause even though it's about 3 months to early for Christmas.
With Swag-A-Licious is Midget Moe which is dressed like Elf. The two of them have a mic in the hand and look as if they are ready to spit some freestyle to all the competitors for the Battle Royal.

Micheal Cole: Don't you think it's a bit early for Christmas?

Santa Swag: No. Oh baby no... Don't you digs that. Halloween scares me you see's that my mans. I want to prepare for Christmas...ohhh baby... Bout to get me those Brown pants... digs...

Midget Moe (The Elf):Whooo..... goess the crew....ohhh... let's show these people Santa Swag... let's show them... show them who's going to win.. My man's Santa Swag is going to win this battle royal right here kick it.


Santa Swag:

Ohhh... ohhhh...ohh

I’m getting ready
I’m lacing up my coal black boots
I got my cap on straight
And I’m sipping on a deuce deuce

I’ve been eating chocolates all year to remind me
The big night’s coming in three months, and I got the whole crew behind me
It’s reindeer’s, beey - atch
I flip the swi-atch
And I'm making a big ass-list and I check that shit two times
If your name’s got a plus then you’re getting hooked up
Gonna wake to find a present in a box
But K. Orton., and all ther rest of you here in thy guess what
All yo' name’s got a negative?
You better watch your ass
I’m putting fucking coal in your socks, motha fucka
I know what you did

I see you when you’re sleeping, bitch
I know where you live
Everybody wants to try to hate the player, hate the game
Little G’s around the world know my name
Cause Santa is a Motha-fucking Gangsta

Santa Swag is coming fast
Santa Swag is coming
So you better watch your ass
He’s got the list,
With your name that he checked off in the North pole, not the South
Santa Swag is coming
And you’re gonna get a candy cane, dick, in yo’ mouth


Get em'' get em Midget Moe....

Midget Moe (The Elf):

Don’t be comin’ round to the pole
Cause it’s cold
You wanna step to my boss?

You gonna end up getting midget tossed
I stand next to your mom
And use her pussy hairs as dental floss
I’m a short little thug but get this shot done

Anybody want to try to step to the Kringle Krew?
I show up at your house, and I stomp you with my jingle shoes
Say what? You ain’t scared cause I’m three feet tall?
Watch me stab you in the kneecaps
And bite you in the balls.
So why don’t you just blow me homie, I’m gangsta


Ga...ga...gansta...


Santa Swag: K.Orton... the rest of ya'll ben naughty.. ya'll names got negatives on them.. and Sant Swag is coming to town... show all you what Santa Swag got in his Bag... in... in his bag.... I said... i said.. I show you what' Santa Swag....Sa...Sa..Santa Sawg... got in his bag.... Peace out.

[Tetley]

(contract for captain teatly will be posted soon)

Put Ur Balls On It by Death! Death! Die! fills the arena to a mostly silent crowd but a few cheers can be detected from the Teenage and the fucked up parts of the audience as Captain Teatly walks onto the stage a huge rapist-like smile appears accross his face as he soaks in the fact that some people know who the fuck he is before he walks down to the ring slaps some hands walks up the steps Tea-bags the turnbuckle enters the ring and receives a mic from ringside.

Teatly: I am Captain Teatly and I!...AM!...A!...Porn addict Teabagger.

... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... (crikets can be heard throughout the arena)

Ok i guess I should've explained that first but whatever you'll get uded to my fuckedupness and teabaggary and teabaggary owns all! Because Tebaggary is awesomeness! and if you don't like that you can s.m.g.m.c...B! witch means suck my giant massive cock...Bitch!

Some fans begin to cheer due the randomness.

Before i start making some sense last night I was traumatized last nightI was looking up some hentai shit and I Came accross an ad that read Yaoi best annime porn...I thought yaoi was the name of the site...it wasn't well let me explain yuri is Lesbian hentai so take a guess because i'm not explaining further and that's comming from a drunkass pornaddict. ya'know russians must be pissed off right now because there's lots or russians named Yuri... What do ja mean my son's nam mean lesbian annime porn.

Fans are laughing their asses off even though this is a true story(minus the russian getting pissed about yuri)

Now onto my opponents There's probly gonna be more but so far killa orton,alex riley and Mr.Swag-A-Licious First of all Killa are you related to randy? sorry had to ask. anyway dude i don't know if it's just me but it seem'd like A-ri was kinda stealing your spotlight there by jumping into your interveiw and even worse he quoted his theme song... and got it wrong! and that brings me to Santa Swag...seriously? I'm a pornaddict teabagger and i think that's stupid at least untill after halloween i mean if halloween scares you my teabaggary will have you paralized with fear.

Some of the crowd cheers and laughs while some boo him for mocking swag.

I've defeated giants and I've fucked fuck so K.O.,Santa Swag, A-ri and anyone else that may sign up for this battle royal Can... SUCK!... MY!!... BALLS!!!
put ur balls on it hits once more as Captain Teatly hands the mic back and leavs to backstage to prepare for his match.

[thomas]

Scene opens to a green Jeep Patroit kicking up dust on a back dirt road. The camera follows the action best as it can. The cameraman sees the vehicle heading straight for him. The Patroit slides sideways and comes to a screetching halt dirt flying up into the air. As the dust settles Analise Star Storm steps out of the Jeep and shuts the door. Ana has her right arm is in a sling, and she is obviously in pain. Ana looks into the camera with a big smile on her face as she speaks.

Dang, not who you were expecting? This week is WrestleMania II and the World Championship contender will be decided in a Battle Royal. Why is this of importance to me? I will not sit by, and miss this history making event. If you thought that I would concidering this injury then you are stupider than most poeple who get dropped on their heads for a living. Stalker you took me out, and now you will suffer for that, but this is about a shot at something more, for me this is about proving that women, can cut it with the men.

Ana walks around to the front of the jeep and puts one foot up on the bumper and strikes a pose as she continues to speak

Lets see where shall I start? Let me start by saying that as much as I would love to win this match that is not the point of my participation. Lets be honest shall? No-one, and I mean no-one believes I would stand even a chance. Many of you know that I'm better than many people give me credit for in the ring at any given time. I don't got to prove a thing its that simple girl. I am a former long reignin' Womens Champion and I have a hell of an impressive career. Spare me the babble of you thinkin' you're better because you aren't. Honestly you're all about to find out I am more than just a harmless fly. When you step into the ring, you'd better be ready to fight especially if you fight me. I'm just that determined.

Ana then stands directly in front of the jeep her arms crossed

Don't go away mad. I see an opportunity for a win and I will take it. It's not being sneaky its called bein' smart when the opportunity is there to make a move I take it. Call it sneaky if you want and if that makes you feel better about it then fine. I'm not worried about the Battle Royal. I already know what it can do to somebody. I fought my own sister in the dammned thing for Christ sake. She punished me and I punished her. The Battle Royal is brutal and come Mania people will see that I'm not the Woman to mess with. Wrestling is not about luck, it is about something many people say us Divas do not posses, it's called SKILL somethin' that many people, and yes I did say PEOPLE, sadly lack. They come out of the match but they nearly NEVER win. I'm goin' to do my best against those men, in an effort to do something new.

Ana paces back and forth in front of the jeep and then stops. She looks straight ahead and speaks again

I'm not goin' to waste time sayin' that I will win without a doubt, I will say that everything I have will be brought to this match.

Ana gets back in the jeep and peels out kicking up dirt. Scene ends.