Post by Dominic Reynolds on Aug 4, 2011 15:37:24 GMT -5
Thy WWE Presents: Monday Night Raw
Date: August 8th, 2011
Venue: Cowboys Stadium in Dallas, TX
RP Deadline: August 8th, 2011 at 10 PM (PST)
RP Limit: One
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This week on Raw, not only do we get to watch the legendary Undertaker make his return to action, but we also will finally hear General Manager Starr explain what he meant with his closing comment as Attrition went off the air. With Alex Kendall and the SCW threat looming, what can happen is anybody's guess.
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Match 1: Mentally Ill vs. Captain Creambeard
(Chuck E Cheese Ballpit Match)
Despite the fans in the arena left scratching their heads at the odd display shown by Creambeard, Swag-a-Licious and Leftfoot, the curiosity equaled ratings. Due to this fact, management has decided to take this experiment a step further and bring in everybody's favorite headcase from SCW in Mentally Ill. Putting him against the libido driven pirate and putting them in a ball pit at Chuck E Cheese should make for some....amusing moments I think.
Match 2: Crisis/Beno vs. Professor of Thuganomics
(Thy WWE Tag Team Titles)
(Handicap Match)
This match was originally booked as POT and Barton taking on Crisis and Beno with the belts on the line. But shortly after Raw concluded, we received word that Barton decided to relinquish his half of the belts. Management offered POT the chance to find another partner, but he refused, vowing to defend the belts solo. Taking on the red hot tandem of Crisis and Beno is no easy task though, but if anybody can do it, I'm sure the Professor can.
Match 3: Alex Kendall (W/Caitlin Callihan) vs. Stalker Knight
(SCW World Championship)
Apparently, with every win under Kendall's belt, he gains a small percentage of ownership in the company. Looks like he gets his first chance this Monday on Raw against the still relatively unknown Stalker Knight. Will Kendall be able to put on a clinic that backs up the big talk we've seen from him, or will it all prove to be hype; and will we see Knight win a championship from a still defunct promotion. Tune in to find out.
Main Event: Sheamus vs. The Undertaker
(Non-Title)
This is the match that everybody is talking about. This is the match that people are going to tune in to see. The Undertaker, certainly a lock for the Thy WWE Hall of Fame makes his long awaited and much anticipated return against the nearly unbeatable Sheamus. Since winning the championship from Jonny Freeman way back at Oppression, Sheamus has been on a tear. Two titans will collide here, but only one can get their hand raised in victory. Giving a match of this calliber away on free television is almost foolish, but the fans want it, and the fans get it. That is what makes Raw different from Smackdown.
Tune in, you won't wanna miss this.
Date: August 8th, 2011
Venue: Cowboys Stadium in Dallas, TX
RP Deadline: August 8th, 2011 at 10 PM (PST)
RP Limit: One
---
This week on Raw, not only do we get to watch the legendary Undertaker make his return to action, but we also will finally hear General Manager Starr explain what he meant with his closing comment as Attrition went off the air. With Alex Kendall and the SCW threat looming, what can happen is anybody's guess.
---
Match 1: Mentally Ill vs. Captain Creambeard
(Chuck E Cheese Ballpit Match)
Despite the fans in the arena left scratching their heads at the odd display shown by Creambeard, Swag-a-Licious and Leftfoot, the curiosity equaled ratings. Due to this fact, management has decided to take this experiment a step further and bring in everybody's favorite headcase from SCW in Mentally Ill. Putting him against the libido driven pirate and putting them in a ball pit at Chuck E Cheese should make for some....amusing moments I think.
Match 2: Crisis/Beno vs. Professor of Thuganomics
(Thy WWE Tag Team Titles)
(Handicap Match)
This match was originally booked as POT and Barton taking on Crisis and Beno with the belts on the line. But shortly after Raw concluded, we received word that Barton decided to relinquish his half of the belts. Management offered POT the chance to find another partner, but he refused, vowing to defend the belts solo. Taking on the red hot tandem of Crisis and Beno is no easy task though, but if anybody can do it, I'm sure the Professor can.
Match 3: Alex Kendall (W/Caitlin Callihan) vs. Stalker Knight
(SCW World Championship)
Apparently, with every win under Kendall's belt, he gains a small percentage of ownership in the company. Looks like he gets his first chance this Monday on Raw against the still relatively unknown Stalker Knight. Will Kendall be able to put on a clinic that backs up the big talk we've seen from him, or will it all prove to be hype; and will we see Knight win a championship from a still defunct promotion. Tune in to find out.
Main Event: Sheamus vs. The Undertaker
(Non-Title)
This is the match that everybody is talking about. This is the match that people are going to tune in to see. The Undertaker, certainly a lock for the Thy WWE Hall of Fame makes his long awaited and much anticipated return against the nearly unbeatable Sheamus. Since winning the championship from Jonny Freeman way back at Oppression, Sheamus has been on a tear. Two titans will collide here, but only one can get their hand raised in victory. Giving a match of this calliber away on free television is almost foolish, but the fans want it, and the fans get it. That is what makes Raw different from Smackdown.
Tune in, you won't wanna miss this.