Post by Dominic Reynolds on Jun 22, 2011 14:31:59 GMT -5
The usual introductions are non-existent this week, Raw just opens with a scowling Austin Starr in the ring.
Don Chuckles: Our General Manager does not look happy Phil.
Phil Latio: I wonder what’s going on.
We see Austin go for a microphone and get handed one from one of the ringside technicians.
Austin Starr: So there are a few instances in this business where despite all of the planning and thinking, something still happens that throws you for a loop. Tonight, the majority of my roster has decided not to show up for work….their exact reasoning I do not know, but their lazy and flat out disgusting behavior will not go unpunished. Not everybody though decided to ignore their obligations, so for those that actually showed up to work tonight, the show will go on for them, but the rest of the scheduled card will be cancelled. Thank you and that is all.
We hear Superstar kick on as Austin exits the ring and walks back up the ramp.
Don Chuckles: Who showed up to work tonight Phil?
Phil Latio: Guess we are gonna find out after the break.
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Match 1: Madison Simmons vs. Jessie Dane
“Superficial” begins to play first as we see Madison Simmons walk out onto the top of the stage and make her way down to the ring. After getting inside of the ring, we see her look towards the top of the entrance ramp and await the arrival of her opponent. It doesn’t take long for Crazy Bitch by Buckcherry to come on and we see Jessie Dane make her way out and come down to the ring. The two divas size each other up, with Madison looking a little disgusted at her different opponent while Jessie just looks like she is ready to kill. The bell is rung by the referee and the match is underway.
Don Chuckles: Big opportunity for Dane here.
Phil Latio: I like gothic chicks, hehe.
Dane lets out a scream as she immediately charges Madison and takes her down. Madison covers up as Dane starts to bounce her head off the mat. We see Madison reverse and roll Dane onto her back and start to bounce her head a few times before standing up and pulling Dane to her feet by her hair. The referee comes in and admonishes Madison for the breaking of the rules, but Madison simply laughs as she grabs the right arm of Dane and tosses her towards the far ropes. As Dane comes back, we see Madison jump and sting her with a drop kick. Dane falls down to the mat and Madison immediately gets on top of her and goes for a cover. The referee gets into position and makes the count—1…2…NO! Dane kicks out and Madison shows no reaction as she gets back to her feet and pulls Dane up as well. Madison grabs the arm of Dane and tries to hook her for a vertical suplex, but Dane blocks it. Dane then punches Madison in the stomach and then reverses the momentum and slams Madison over with a suplex. Before anything else can happen though, we can hear the music of the Divas Champion Lyara Jayde come on. The champion makes her way out and walks down to ringside.
Don Chuckles: Is the champion just coming out to take a closer look at one of her challengers at Attrition?
At ringside, Dane is staring intently at Lyara Jayde and at Madison as well, who is getting back to her feet. As soon as Madison is up, she sees Lyara and starts trash talking her. Madison then laughs and looks towards Dane and charges, but Dane is able to sidestep and kick Madison in the stomach before lifting her up into position and connecting with The Fear Factor. Madison’s head bounces off the mat as Dane hooks the legs and goes for the cover—1…2…3!
Phil Latio: It’s over, god that was hot.
Winner: Jessie Dane in 5:05 via The Fear Factor
We can see Lyara start to laugh as she makes her way back up the ramp, the show then goes to a commercial break.
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Match 2: Jacob Senn vs. Mystery Opponent
As the show comes back from a commercial break, we can already see Jacob Senn in the ring awaiting the arrival of his mystery opponent. All eyes in the arena shift toward the arena big screen as we see Austin Starr come on. What could this be about?
Austin Starr: Many apologies are indeed in order Jacob my friend, due to administrative error within my office, travel arrangements for your opponent could not be arranged in time so he was unable to show up tonight.
Thank you and that is all.
We can see Senn in the ring cursing as the crowd starts to boo. The announcers look confused at ringside as well, Senn just throws his arms up in frustration and leaves the ring.
Winner: Jacob Senn due to Forfeit/Administrative Error
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Match 3: Sheamus vs. Randy Orton
When the show comes back from commercial break, the music of Sheamus is already playing and the World Champion is walking down the ramp and getting inside of the ring. Once Sheamus gets inside of the ring, his music stops, but instead of hearing the music of Randy Orton come on…we get “Superstar” by Lupe Fiasco instead. Why is Austin coming out? It only takes the General Manager a few seconds to come out with a microphone in his hand.
Austin Starr: Sheamus, I hate to inform you, but Randy Orton was too busy having dinner with his wife Samantha and he sent me a text message and told me that he wasn’t gonna show up tonight. No concern though, he sucks anyway. The reason why I came out here tonight champ is to let you know that lately, this little fighting champion mentality you have developed….it’s starting to impress me. But I’ve decided to test it, let’s see just how really committed you are too this. As you know champ, our PPV Attrition is coming up in a matter of weeks.
And what PPV would be complete without an appearance from our World Champion. So I have decided Sheamus that you are going to be defending your title at Attrition….one last time, against the man that you won it from…..oh yes champ, Jonny Freeman.
The crowd cheers but Sheamus doesn’t seem amused, infact he looks quite angry as Austin walks back behind the curtain. The show ends with a frantic round of booing and trash being towards the ring, but the only people to blame for this are the wrestlers who decided to just say fuck it and not show up. The quality of the show reflects the quality put forth by the wrestlers who represent the brand.
Winner: Sheamus due to Randy Orton sucking and not wanting to fight.
Hopefully next week everybody will come to work ready to work.
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Don Chuckles: Our General Manager does not look happy Phil.
Phil Latio: I wonder what’s going on.
We see Austin go for a microphone and get handed one from one of the ringside technicians.
Austin Starr: So there are a few instances in this business where despite all of the planning and thinking, something still happens that throws you for a loop. Tonight, the majority of my roster has decided not to show up for work….their exact reasoning I do not know, but their lazy and flat out disgusting behavior will not go unpunished. Not everybody though decided to ignore their obligations, so for those that actually showed up to work tonight, the show will go on for them, but the rest of the scheduled card will be cancelled. Thank you and that is all.
We hear Superstar kick on as Austin exits the ring and walks back up the ramp.
Don Chuckles: Who showed up to work tonight Phil?
Phil Latio: Guess we are gonna find out after the break.
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Match 1: Madison Simmons vs. Jessie Dane
“Superficial” begins to play first as we see Madison Simmons walk out onto the top of the stage and make her way down to the ring. After getting inside of the ring, we see her look towards the top of the entrance ramp and await the arrival of her opponent. It doesn’t take long for Crazy Bitch by Buckcherry to come on and we see Jessie Dane make her way out and come down to the ring. The two divas size each other up, with Madison looking a little disgusted at her different opponent while Jessie just looks like she is ready to kill. The bell is rung by the referee and the match is underway.
Don Chuckles: Big opportunity for Dane here.
Phil Latio: I like gothic chicks, hehe.
Dane lets out a scream as she immediately charges Madison and takes her down. Madison covers up as Dane starts to bounce her head off the mat. We see Madison reverse and roll Dane onto her back and start to bounce her head a few times before standing up and pulling Dane to her feet by her hair. The referee comes in and admonishes Madison for the breaking of the rules, but Madison simply laughs as she grabs the right arm of Dane and tosses her towards the far ropes. As Dane comes back, we see Madison jump and sting her with a drop kick. Dane falls down to the mat and Madison immediately gets on top of her and goes for a cover. The referee gets into position and makes the count—1…2…NO! Dane kicks out and Madison shows no reaction as she gets back to her feet and pulls Dane up as well. Madison grabs the arm of Dane and tries to hook her for a vertical suplex, but Dane blocks it. Dane then punches Madison in the stomach and then reverses the momentum and slams Madison over with a suplex. Before anything else can happen though, we can hear the music of the Divas Champion Lyara Jayde come on. The champion makes her way out and walks down to ringside.
Don Chuckles: Is the champion just coming out to take a closer look at one of her challengers at Attrition?
At ringside, Dane is staring intently at Lyara Jayde and at Madison as well, who is getting back to her feet. As soon as Madison is up, she sees Lyara and starts trash talking her. Madison then laughs and looks towards Dane and charges, but Dane is able to sidestep and kick Madison in the stomach before lifting her up into position and connecting with The Fear Factor. Madison’s head bounces off the mat as Dane hooks the legs and goes for the cover—1…2…3!
Phil Latio: It’s over, god that was hot.
Winner: Jessie Dane in 5:05 via The Fear Factor
We can see Lyara start to laugh as she makes her way back up the ramp, the show then goes to a commercial break.
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Match 2: Jacob Senn vs. Mystery Opponent
As the show comes back from a commercial break, we can already see Jacob Senn in the ring awaiting the arrival of his mystery opponent. All eyes in the arena shift toward the arena big screen as we see Austin Starr come on. What could this be about?
Austin Starr: Many apologies are indeed in order Jacob my friend, due to administrative error within my office, travel arrangements for your opponent could not be arranged in time so he was unable to show up tonight.
Thank you and that is all.
We can see Senn in the ring cursing as the crowd starts to boo. The announcers look confused at ringside as well, Senn just throws his arms up in frustration and leaves the ring.
Winner: Jacob Senn due to Forfeit/Administrative Error
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Match 3: Sheamus vs. Randy Orton
When the show comes back from commercial break, the music of Sheamus is already playing and the World Champion is walking down the ramp and getting inside of the ring. Once Sheamus gets inside of the ring, his music stops, but instead of hearing the music of Randy Orton come on…we get “Superstar” by Lupe Fiasco instead. Why is Austin coming out? It only takes the General Manager a few seconds to come out with a microphone in his hand.
Austin Starr: Sheamus, I hate to inform you, but Randy Orton was too busy having dinner with his wife Samantha and he sent me a text message and told me that he wasn’t gonna show up tonight. No concern though, he sucks anyway. The reason why I came out here tonight champ is to let you know that lately, this little fighting champion mentality you have developed….it’s starting to impress me. But I’ve decided to test it, let’s see just how really committed you are too this. As you know champ, our PPV Attrition is coming up in a matter of weeks.
And what PPV would be complete without an appearance from our World Champion. So I have decided Sheamus that you are going to be defending your title at Attrition….one last time, against the man that you won it from…..oh yes champ, Jonny Freeman.
The crowd cheers but Sheamus doesn’t seem amused, infact he looks quite angry as Austin walks back behind the curtain. The show ends with a frantic round of booing and trash being towards the ring, but the only people to blame for this are the wrestlers who decided to just say fuck it and not show up. The quality of the show reflects the quality put forth by the wrestlers who represent the brand.
Winner: Sheamus due to Randy Orton sucking and not wanting to fight.
Hopefully next week everybody will come to work ready to work.
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