Post by Stasis on May 8, 2011 15:08:05 GMT -5
The signature Raw fireworks erupt from their haven underneath the stage in a plethora of bright, exhilarating colours, raising the fans levels of excitement and noise tenfold.
Phil Latio: Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Monday Night Raw!
Don Chuckles: It’s the night after the Royal Rumble and already that Triple H is gone! He must’ve broke a hip at the Royal Rumble and he didn’t even fall that far!
Phil Latio: Oh come on, Don! Triple H was part of a gruelling brawl at the end of the Royal Rumble and he will be back in action next week. Nonetheless, while Triple H is absent this week, we’ll see the intimidating Angel in the main event against Justin Time!
Don Chuckles: So don’t even think about raising that remote to change the channel!
The crowd erupt in boos and jeers as the Raw General Manager, Rick Speedwagon’s theme begins to play.
Phil Latio: Well it looks like we’re about to see a return from Rick Speedwagon after an extended period off of television.
Rick Speedwagon steps out from backstage in a jet black, two piece suit with a black tie underneath. His hair is slicked back and he has his signature smirk on his face, drawing back his top lip slightly so his pearly white teeth are exposed. As his shiny pair of Brioni dress shoes patter against the steel steps, the camera sweeps across the stands, giving a moment of fame to a large group of people all dressed in dark t-shirts with the logos and designs of many superstars on the front, all are jeering with their thumbs pointing downwards.
Don Chuckles: This guy is great!
Speedwagon fluidly enters the ring through the top and middle ropes and pauses in the centre of the ring, surveying the stands of The Allstate Arena while he awaits the arrival of a microphone.
Phil Latio: Our GM is certainly a very pompous man.
Don Chuckles: Phil! How could you say such a thing?
Rick snatches the microphone out of Burris Troy’s grasp and sends him straight back where he came from with a dismissive sweep of his arm.
Rick Speedwagon: I’m a busy man, an important man and the last thing I need to do is explain myself to you all, but for the more prying and meddlesome of you all, I’ve been terribly sick and…
Phil Latio: He doesn’t look like he’s been that sick.
Speedwagon looks shocked and outraged at the uproarious response.
Rick Speedwagon: How dare you! How can you belligerent delinquents sit there and cheer that!? I came out here to speak regarding the Royal Rumble, about the victory Triple H brought home for Raw, but I’ve been insulted. You people are animals, rabid dogs in the stands and if it wasn’t for my pay check, I wouldn’t be seen dead amongst scum such as yourselves.
Phil Latio: Rick seems to have digressed from the subject at hand.
Don Chuckles: It’s nothing less than these people deserve, I must be the only guy in poor old Rick’s corner.
Rick Speedwagon: Boo and jeer all you like, it means nothing to me. But getting back to the point, your main event this evening will see Justin Time going up against Mark Greenburg.
Phil Latio: It looks like we have a pro Justin Time crowd packed in tonight!
Rick Speedwagon: And while Triple H isn’t in action this week, I can confirm that you will be seeing The Game in action this time next week, for a momentous occasion, the fiftieth anniversary of Monday Night Raw! The entire roster will be welcome to the event and we’re going to put on such a spectacle, the Smackdown wrestlers will never want to leave and that thug Antonio Valentino will have no choice other than to admire the work of a superior brand and a better looking, more intelligent and entertaining man.
Speedwagon can’t help but smirk after his highly arrogant and big headed statement, drawing even more boos.
Phil Latio: We better get him out of here before the fans decide they’d rather not stay!
Speedwagon shakes his head in disgust and sneers.
Rick Speedwagon: Ingrates………plebians. Enjoy your show, and remember that you’re all financing my personal salary by turning out every week, thanks for that.
This match started in Crisis’s favour as he demolished Damon Wednesday in the early stages, where the latter simply couldn’t match his opponents sheer aggression and brutality in the ring. For a few solid minutes, blow after blow came raining down on Wednesday until the wrestling prodigy caught Crisis in an arm drag and followed it up with a series of fluid and impactful wrestling throws. Eventually, a panting and disoriented Crisis was caught in a Sunset Flip Pin and couldn’t escape in time.
Winner: Damon Wedensday
Sting really struggled in this one. From the sound of the bell Brian Gunn was out to make a statement and he demolished the opposition, showing the Thy WWE crowd exactly why he is a serious contender in the promotion, even if he suffered a narrow defeat to Sheamus. Gunn finished off with a Soul Crusher in a match which Sting never looked like winning, giving the demonic Raw wrestler some momentum heading into the landmark fiftieth show of raw.
Winner: Brian Gunn
Beno looked extremely impressive in the Royal Rumble Match and he followed suit in this match against the newly signed Randy Orton. While the match started evenly and Orton showcased some of his ability, Beno slowly destroyed Orton with powerful manoeuvres and bone shattering blows. After a relatively short match which Beno dominated, he put Orton out of his misery with a huge Beno Bomb! But after the match, Randy Orton decided that he wanted to continue the fight and he took his turn in dismantling Beno by hitting successive clotheslines, a powerslam and a vicious RKO, knocking Beno senseless.
Winner: Beno (Good RP Orton, but you missed the deadline by a couple of days.)
Angel and Justin Time looked extremely focused as the bell sounded around them. They participated in a staredown before Greenburg took Time down with a powerful Shoulderblock. From there, Time was on the receiving end of powerful punches in the corner, slams and a Camel Clutch, which was twice applied to him, but he proved to have enough durability and resolve to last on and after a missed clothesline, he managed to knock the big man down with a running dropkick. From there, Time wore Greenburg out by using the full length and breadth of the ring to exploit his superior athleticism and after a spell of dominance for Time, he knocked the big man down with a Clockstopper for the one two three.
Winner: Justin Time
OOC: I’m very sorry about the poor showing this week in terms of results, I’ve been extremely busy and I’ve always adhered to the principle that life takes precedence over online obligations like efedding and circumstances have forced me to take some time off. I have imminent exams which have probably already suffered due to me staying here longer than I should have. Thanks to everyone who rped and gave me a good time during my rather short tenure as GM here, but with life picking up and getting busy, I’m going to have to relinquish the job of being GM. Huge thank you to Austin for taking over for a month to give Blade a chance to get a new GM appointed. I’ll be back when things calm down and I’m bored again after a few months, so expect a Summer return for Undertaker (knowing Austin, he’ll disappear when I return because he fears me and doesn’t want to have to face me).
I’ll be back soon but for now I’ll disappear for a while. As for Rick Speedwagon, he was signed on a permanent modelling deal and had to leave as GM. I’ll be back in the Summer, but for now goodbye.[/size]
Phil Latio: Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Monday Night Raw!
Don Chuckles: It’s the night after the Royal Rumble and already that Triple H is gone! He must’ve broke a hip at the Royal Rumble and he didn’t even fall that far!
Phil Latio: Oh come on, Don! Triple H was part of a gruelling brawl at the end of the Royal Rumble and he will be back in action next week. Nonetheless, while Triple H is absent this week, we’ll see the intimidating Angel in the main event against Justin Time!
Don Chuckles: So don’t even think about raising that remote to change the channel!
HELLO
The crowd erupt in boos and jeers as the Raw General Manager, Rick Speedwagon’s theme begins to play.
Phil Latio: Well it looks like we’re about to see a return from Rick Speedwagon after an extended period off of television.
Rick Speedwagon steps out from backstage in a jet black, two piece suit with a black tie underneath. His hair is slicked back and he has his signature smirk on his face, drawing back his top lip slightly so his pearly white teeth are exposed. As his shiny pair of Brioni dress shoes patter against the steel steps, the camera sweeps across the stands, giving a moment of fame to a large group of people all dressed in dark t-shirts with the logos and designs of many superstars on the front, all are jeering with their thumbs pointing downwards.
Don Chuckles: This guy is great!
Speedwagon fluidly enters the ring through the top and middle ropes and pauses in the centre of the ring, surveying the stands of The Allstate Arena while he awaits the arrival of a microphone.
Phil Latio: Our GM is certainly a very pompous man.
Don Chuckles: Phil! How could you say such a thing?
Rick snatches the microphone out of Burris Troy’s grasp and sends him straight back where he came from with a dismissive sweep of his arm.
Rick Speedwagon: I’m a busy man, an important man and the last thing I need to do is explain myself to you all, but for the more prying and meddlesome of you all, I’ve been terribly sick and…
Phil Latio: He doesn’t look like he’s been that sick.
Speedwagon looks shocked and outraged at the uproarious response.
Rick Speedwagon: How dare you! How can you belligerent delinquents sit there and cheer that!? I came out here to speak regarding the Royal Rumble, about the victory Triple H brought home for Raw, but I’ve been insulted. You people are animals, rabid dogs in the stands and if it wasn’t for my pay check, I wouldn’t be seen dead amongst scum such as yourselves.
Phil Latio: Rick seems to have digressed from the subject at hand.
Don Chuckles: It’s nothing less than these people deserve, I must be the only guy in poor old Rick’s corner.
Rick Speedwagon: Boo and jeer all you like, it means nothing to me. But getting back to the point, your main event this evening will see Justin Time going up against Mark Greenburg.
Phil Latio: It looks like we have a pro Justin Time crowd packed in tonight!
Rick Speedwagon: And while Triple H isn’t in action this week, I can confirm that you will be seeing The Game in action this time next week, for a momentous occasion, the fiftieth anniversary of Monday Night Raw! The entire roster will be welcome to the event and we’re going to put on such a spectacle, the Smackdown wrestlers will never want to leave and that thug Antonio Valentino will have no choice other than to admire the work of a superior brand and a better looking, more intelligent and entertaining man.
Speedwagon can’t help but smirk after his highly arrogant and big headed statement, drawing even more boos.
Phil Latio: We better get him out of here before the fans decide they’d rather not stay!
Speedwagon shakes his head in disgust and sneers.
Rick Speedwagon: Ingrates………plebians. Enjoy your show, and remember that you’re all financing my personal salary by turning out every week, thanks for that.
Match One: Damon Wednesday vs Crisis
This match started in Crisis’s favour as he demolished Damon Wednesday in the early stages, where the latter simply couldn’t match his opponents sheer aggression and brutality in the ring. For a few solid minutes, blow after blow came raining down on Wednesday until the wrestling prodigy caught Crisis in an arm drag and followed it up with a series of fluid and impactful wrestling throws. Eventually, a panting and disoriented Crisis was caught in a Sunset Flip Pin and couldn’t escape in time.
Winner: Damon Wedensday
Match Two: Brian Gunn vs Sting w/Reece Chambers
Sting really struggled in this one. From the sound of the bell Brian Gunn was out to make a statement and he demolished the opposition, showing the Thy WWE crowd exactly why he is a serious contender in the promotion, even if he suffered a narrow defeat to Sheamus. Gunn finished off with a Soul Crusher in a match which Sting never looked like winning, giving the demonic Raw wrestler some momentum heading into the landmark fiftieth show of raw.
Winner: Brian Gunn
Match Three: Beno vs Randy Orton
Beno looked extremely impressive in the Royal Rumble Match and he followed suit in this match against the newly signed Randy Orton. While the match started evenly and Orton showcased some of his ability, Beno slowly destroyed Orton with powerful manoeuvres and bone shattering blows. After a relatively short match which Beno dominated, he put Orton out of his misery with a huge Beno Bomb! But after the match, Randy Orton decided that he wanted to continue the fight and he took his turn in dismantling Beno by hitting successive clotheslines, a powerslam and a vicious RKO, knocking Beno senseless.
Winner: Beno (Good RP Orton, but you missed the deadline by a couple of days.)
Main Event: Justin Time vs Mark Greenburg
Angel and Justin Time looked extremely focused as the bell sounded around them. They participated in a staredown before Greenburg took Time down with a powerful Shoulderblock. From there, Time was on the receiving end of powerful punches in the corner, slams and a Camel Clutch, which was twice applied to him, but he proved to have enough durability and resolve to last on and after a missed clothesline, he managed to knock the big man down with a running dropkick. From there, Time wore Greenburg out by using the full length and breadth of the ring to exploit his superior athleticism and after a spell of dominance for Time, he knocked the big man down with a Clockstopper for the one two three.
Winner: Justin Time
OOC: I’m very sorry about the poor showing this week in terms of results, I’ve been extremely busy and I’ve always adhered to the principle that life takes precedence over online obligations like efedding and circumstances have forced me to take some time off. I have imminent exams which have probably already suffered due to me staying here longer than I should have. Thanks to everyone who rped and gave me a good time during my rather short tenure as GM here, but with life picking up and getting busy, I’m going to have to relinquish the job of being GM. Huge thank you to Austin for taking over for a month to give Blade a chance to get a new GM appointed. I’ll be back when things calm down and I’m bored again after a few months, so expect a Summer return for Undertaker (knowing Austin, he’ll disappear when I return because he fears me and doesn’t want to have to face me).
I’ll be back soon but for now I’ll disappear for a while. As for Rick Speedwagon, he was signed on a permanent modelling deal and had to leave as GM. I’ll be back in the Summer, but for now goodbye.[/size]
