Post by Vince McMahon on Mar 14, 2011 20:40:50 GMT -5
Thy WWE Presents:
Monday Night Raw
Date: March 11th 2011
Venue: Madison Square Garden, New York City
Monday Night RAW opens up with screaming fans and Thy WWE's theme song playing off of the P.A. system. The fans lift up their home made signs as the camera travels past them. Madison is packed, no seat is free as the show starts to begin. The camera changes view and we now see the commentary team of Phil Latio and Dan Chuckles. Phil is the first to speak.
Phil Latio: Welcome to Monday Night RAW. I am Phil Latio and as always my partner is none other than Don Chuckles. Don and I were talking about the good group of matches we have for tonight's show and the one we continue to bring up is tonight's main event.
Don Chuckles: Yeah, this main event is going be off the hook. We have Brian Gunn and Mr. Cartwright Parker will be going one on one and the winner gets a title match against Sheamus at the Rumble.
Phil Latio: Cartwright has been doing great here in Thy WWE. Winning most of his matches! And Brian Gunn returned a few weeks again and let me tell you. I had my doubts. I told myself that he didn't have what it takes to be successful.
Don Chuckles: I bet he proved you wrong!
Phil Latio: Oh he did. Gunn has impressive me greatly and I expect a lot of him now. I think he is going to win this one to be honest with you. Cartwright is hurt and I am sure Gunn is going to take advantage of that.
Don Chuckles: I say we get this show on the road hey. Our first match is next!
Match One
Richard Cash vs Jimmy Creed
Steve Cruise: The following is a one on one contest which can only be won by either pinfall or submission
Steve Cruise: Introducing first, weighing in at 250 pounds, from London, England, Richard Ca$h.
Richard Ca$h walks out on to the top of the stage to a chorus of boos from the Madison Square Garden crowd but he just shrugs it off as he walks down to the ring taunting the fans.
Ca$h rolls into the ring as Hell of a Time by Hell Yeah blares all over Madison Square Garden.
Steve Cruise: And his opponent, weighing in at 214 pounds, from Detroit, Michigan, Jimmy Creed.
Creed walks out onto the stage to a chorus of boos and cheers from the packed arena. He quickly makes his way down to the ring and rolls in. The bell rings as the two lock up.
Ca$h gets the upper hand on Creed and throws him into the corner, he starts laying out some lefts and rights to the body of Creed. He then puts Creed on to the top turnbuckle and climbs up with him, but Creed starts to fight back and pushes Ca$h off of the turnbuckle as he moves on up to the top. He taunts Ca$h while waiting on him to get to his feet, and as he does Creed leaps off of the turnbuckle going for the Soaring Eagle but Ca$h jumps out of the way as Creed crashes to the mat. Ca$h moves back over to Creed and gets him into a headlock, Creed tries to fight out of it but he is losing consciousness thanks to the lack of blood getting to the head. The ref checks on Creed and he suddenly bounces into life fighting out of the manoever, he throws elbows at Ca$h's body as he breaks free of the hold and hits a clothesline as both men fall to the floor. The ref starts the count...
Ca$h is the first to make a move, crawling over to Creed and puts his arm over him for the pin.
Ca$h looks shocked at the fact that Creed has just kicked out of the pin. Ca$h picks Creed up and hits a vicious suplex, he picks Creed back up and hits another suplex. he throws Creed at the ropes and hits a Samoan Drop, and goes for another pinfall...
Ca$h, more frustrated as ever, picks Creed back up and places him back on the top rope, and starts slapping his face whilst shouting things about his dead parents, which only angers Creed who spits in his face, and pushes him down to the mat, he stands up and flys off of the top rope and nails the Soaring Eagle on Ca$h. But instead of going for a pin he starts nailing him with lefts and rights to the face, busting him open, he tries to bring him to his feet but he gets hit with a low blow from Ca$h, Ca$h quickly stands up and hits a vicious Ca$h Generator, before going for the pinfall...
Monday Night Raw
Date: March 11th 2011
Venue: Madison Square Garden, New York City
Monday Night RAW opens up with screaming fans and Thy WWE's theme song playing off of the P.A. system. The fans lift up their home made signs as the camera travels past them. Madison is packed, no seat is free as the show starts to begin. The camera changes view and we now see the commentary team of Phil Latio and Dan Chuckles. Phil is the first to speak.
Phil Latio: Welcome to Monday Night RAW. I am Phil Latio and as always my partner is none other than Don Chuckles. Don and I were talking about the good group of matches we have for tonight's show and the one we continue to bring up is tonight's main event.
Don Chuckles: Yeah, this main event is going be off the hook. We have Brian Gunn and Mr. Cartwright Parker will be going one on one and the winner gets a title match against Sheamus at the Rumble.
Phil Latio: Cartwright has been doing great here in Thy WWE. Winning most of his matches! And Brian Gunn returned a few weeks again and let me tell you. I had my doubts. I told myself that he didn't have what it takes to be successful.
Don Chuckles: I bet he proved you wrong!
Phil Latio: Oh he did. Gunn has impressive me greatly and I expect a lot of him now. I think he is going to win this one to be honest with you. Cartwright is hurt and I am sure Gunn is going to take advantage of that.
Don Chuckles: I say we get this show on the road hey. Our first match is next!
Match One
Richard Cash vs Jimmy Creed
Steve Cruise: The following is a one on one contest which can only be won by either pinfall or submission
Steve Cruise: Introducing first, weighing in at 250 pounds, from London, England, Richard Ca$h.
Richard Ca$h walks out on to the top of the stage to a chorus of boos from the Madison Square Garden crowd but he just shrugs it off as he walks down to the ring taunting the fans.
Ca$h rolls into the ring as Hell of a Time by Hell Yeah blares all over Madison Square Garden.
Steve Cruise: And his opponent, weighing in at 214 pounds, from Detroit, Michigan, Jimmy Creed.
Creed walks out onto the stage to a chorus of boos and cheers from the packed arena. He quickly makes his way down to the ring and rolls in. The bell rings as the two lock up.
Ca$h gets the upper hand on Creed and throws him into the corner, he starts laying out some lefts and rights to the body of Creed. He then puts Creed on to the top turnbuckle and climbs up with him, but Creed starts to fight back and pushes Ca$h off of the turnbuckle as he moves on up to the top. He taunts Ca$h while waiting on him to get to his feet, and as he does Creed leaps off of the turnbuckle going for the Soaring Eagle but Ca$h jumps out of the way as Creed crashes to the mat. Ca$h moves back over to Creed and gets him into a headlock, Creed tries to fight out of it but he is losing consciousness thanks to the lack of blood getting to the head. The ref checks on Creed and he suddenly bounces into life fighting out of the manoever, he throws elbows at Ca$h's body as he breaks free of the hold and hits a clothesline as both men fall to the floor. The ref starts the count...
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Ca$h is the first to make a move, crawling over to Creed and puts his arm over him for the pin.
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Ca$h looks shocked at the fact that Creed has just kicked out of the pin. Ca$h picks Creed up and hits a vicious suplex, he picks Creed back up and hits another suplex. he throws Creed at the ropes and hits a Samoan Drop, and goes for another pinfall...
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Ca$h, more frustrated as ever, picks Creed back up and places him back on the top rope, and starts slapping his face whilst shouting things about his dead parents, which only angers Creed who spits in his face, and pushes him down to the mat, he stands up and flys off of the top rope and nails the Soaring Eagle on Ca$h. But instead of going for a pin he starts nailing him with lefts and rights to the face, busting him open, he tries to bring him to his feet but he gets hit with a low blow from Ca$h, Ca$h quickly stands up and hits a vicious Ca$h Generator, before going for the pinfall...
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Steve Cruise: Here is your winner via pinfall, Richard Ca$h!
Phil Latio: What an opening match Don.
Don Chuckles: Richard Cash was very impressive. Both guys looked good but Richard Cash took control torwards the end and that's what did it.
Phil Latio: Jimmy Creed falls little bit short tonight folks! We will be back after this commerical break.
COMMERICAL BREAK!
RAW comes back from commerical and we are now backstage where we see Beno. Beno standing in front of the Thy WWE camera as he begins to speak.
Beno: I am pissed.
Beno points at his face and continues.
Beno: See this face? I am seriously mad that I, the one and only Beno was not booked for this week's show. I am going to talk to Speedwagon about this! Do you hear me Ricky! I have the talent that most guys don't have. I am the best in this damn company.
Without Beno, Thy WWE would die!
Don't believe me? You will...soon enough.
The camera fades and we see Phil Latio and Don Chuckle once again. The fans are loud and are ready for some more action. Phil begins to speak.
Phil Latio: I wonder what Beno has up his sleeve.
Don Chuckles: Who cares. Beno is all talk and no game. He still needs to prove himself here in Thy WWE.
Phil Latio: I guess, lets get to our next match. Two newcomers will duke it out.
Match Two
Damon Wednesday vs Freedom
Damon Wednesday is already in the ring as the fans cheer him on. Hit the Floor – Bullet for my Valentine plays out around the arena as Freedom enters the arena, he walks to the top of the ramp and looks at his opponent, Damon Wednesday. Freedom begins to slowly work his way down the ramp, the fans boo him but Freedom simply shrugs it off. Freedom keeps his eyes on Damon Wednesday, Freedom enters the ring and goes to his corner, he is still focused on the man in front of him. Damon Wednesday also keeps his eyes on his opponent; Damon leans against the corner and waits for the bell to ring.
The bell finally rings and Freedom goes right for a big boot but Wednesday is easily able to reverse it into a roll up but Freedom kicks out before the referee can even count. Freedom grabs Damon Wednesday by the throat and starts to choke out Wednesday; Freedom tosses Damon across the ring and takes his time going towards him afterwards. Freedom stomps on Wednesday’s leg and body. Freedom starts to lift up Damon but Damon grabs the legs of Freedom and takes him down, Damon quickly pins Freedom but he gets a one count. Freedom tries to get up but Damon grabs him in a chicken wing and rolls Freedom up again but one again the pin fails.
Freedom gets up and quickly hits Damon with a spear. Freedom grabs Damon Wednesday’s head and punches him repeatedly. Damon gets to his feet but he is immediately taken down by a clothesline from Freedom. Freedom covers Damon as the referee begins to count, 1...2... Damon kicks out. Freedom gets Damon and tries to go for the Shattered Dreams but Damon pulls the legs from under Freedom and rolls him up, the referee counts, 1... Freedom easily gets the shoulder up. Freedom stands up and hits Damon with a Suplex, Freedom lifts up Damon again and Freedom hits Damon with a backbreaker.
Freedom goes for a pin, the referee goes down to count, 1...2... Damon is barely able to get the shoulder up. Freedom is in shock that Damon was able to kick out; Freedom complains to the referee, this gives Damon enough time to stand up and roll up Freedom, the referee counts, 1...2... Freedom manages to kick out. Freedom gets up and hits Damon with a big boot. Freedom goes for a pin, 1...2.... Damon kicks out. Freedom has look of intense anger on his face, he wants to finish it now, Freedom grabs Damon and puts him in-between his legs and hits him with the Shattered Dreams. Freedom goes for a pin on Damon and the referee goes to count, 1...2.....3
Winner: Freedom via Pinfall
Phil Latio: A quick interesting match here. Freedom looked good.
Don Chuckles: Damon looked good aswell but Freedom took control right away.
Phil Latio: Well, lets get to match three. DJ Phantom will take on the up and comer Layla El!
Don Chuckles: I love divas!
Match Three
DJ Phantom vs Layla El
Steve Cruise: This match is scheduled for one fall and is a divas match! Introducing first, hailing from Nikishka, Alaska. she is DJ Phantom!
Ghosts N' Stuff blares throughout the arena. At first, nothing, the music pulsing and throbbing. Once it kicks in, however, the lights flicker on and off, various color spotlights trailing through the ring. It focuses on the center, and there DJ Phantom stands, having just appeared suddenly during the flickering. She lifts up her hands wide and waves on the crowd, foot tapping to the music, before heading over to the turnbuckle and mounting on it, waiting for her opponent.
Steve Cruise: And her opponent, hailing from Miami, Florida she is Layla El!
Nasty girl hits as Layla makes her way onto the ramp. She poses for the crowd, flaunting her body and twisting her hips and making gestures to the crowd. She quickly makes her way to the ring and slides on in. She smiles and bats her lashes at the official as he signals for the bell.
From the very get go, Phantom takes it to Layla. She rushes towards her and begins to punish her in the corner with hard rights and sharp knees to the midsection of Layla. So much that the official is forced to remove Phantom from Layla and back her away to see if Layla can continue. Phantom attempts to go back to Layla, but Layla takes her down with a double leg and mounts her. She gives Phantom a taste of her own medicine when she starts to deliver lefts and rights to the face. Phantom covers up until Layla begins slapping the sides of Phantom's head. Phantom reaches up and grabs two hands full of hair as Layla does the same. The two divas roll around the ring for a moment until they both fall completely out of the ring. The official scampers out of the ring to try to pull them apart, but gets steam rolled in the process. He seems to get a giant grin across his face as he just lays there and the girls roll off. But not before the official grabs a handful. Layla stops and looks towards the official and points a finger. She turns around to receive a leaping knee by Phantom! Phantom pulls Layla up by the hair and slides her into the ring. She slides in as well and goes for the cover.
1........2......... Layla is able to get her shoulder just in time. Phantom places Layla in a grounded headlock and squeezes tightly on. Layla is squirming to get free but Phantom just squeezes tighter on the hold. The official gets down low to check on Layla. Layla tries her hardest to get to the bottom rope and somehow manages to get her right foot on it, forcing Phantom to break the hold. Looking impatient, Phantom pulls Layla up by the hair and pushes her up against the turnbuckle. She looks towards the crowd for a moment and slap Layla hard across the face. Layla screams out in pain, but a fire seems to illuminate her eyes. She grabs Phantom by the head and tosses her into the turnbuckle and give a slap right back. Layla hits Phantom with two more hard slaps, whip drop Phantom in the turnbuckle. With momentum on her side, Layla bounces off the ropes and nails a sharp kick to the face of Phantom! Layla drags Phantom to the middle of the ring and drops a quick leg drop onto the throat of her. She walks towards the lower half of Phantom and locks in a figure four leg lock! Layla arches her back at Phantom struggles and screams in pain as her legs are being twisted in an unsightly manner. Phantom being the taller of the two is able to crawl over to the ropes and reach out and grab the bottom rope. Layla releases the hold and grabs the foot of Phantom and drags her back to the middle of the ring. She once more tries for the figure four, but Phantom is able to kick her off, right into the official knocking him to the floor!
Suddenly the whole arena goes black as the titantron begins to blick on and off. Phantom is still on the ground trying to recover as Layla looks on. White letters appear on the tron as "I WILL COME FOR MY QUEEN" appears.
Layla now has a horrified look upon her face as the lights turn on. She turns around and gets drilled in the midsection with a hard kick and sitout facebuster for her trouble. Phantom drags Layla to the center of the ring. She ascends to the top of the turnbuckle and leaps backwards, drilling poor Layla with a devastating moonsault! The official has stirred sees Phantom on top of Layla. He makes the count
1..........2..................3! The official motions for the bell to sound as Ghosts N' Stuff plays and Phantom raises both arms in victory.
Phil Latio: What a strange ending to this match up.
Don Chuckle: Yeah, Layla had this match in the bag but someone thinks it is fun to play mind games.
Phil Latio: I agree. Layla looked strong but that ending was pretty weird.
Don Chuckles: Up next, Justin Time will take on the returning Xavier Oden!
Match Four
Justin Time vs Xavier Oden
Steve Cruise: The following is a one on one match which can only be won by either pinfall or submission.
Steve Cruise: Introducing first, weighing in at 230 pounds, from New York , New York, The Icon Champion, Justin Time!!!!!!!!!
The packed MSG crowd goes absoloutely nuts for the hometown hero as he makes his way out from behind the curtain with his icon Championship over his shoulder. He stands atop the stage and raises the championship over his head before putting it back over his shoulder and walking down the ramp slapping hands with his beloved fans on the way. But before Justin can reach the ring he is hit from behind by 'The Killer' Xavier Oden. The crowd start to show their disapproval of XKO's actions, but he just looks down at Justin and then at the fans laughing. He picks up Justin's Icon Championship, looks at it and then he sees Justin getting back to his feet, and tries to nail him over the head with it but Justin ducks and hits XKO with a clothesline. He picks XKO up and throws him into the steel post and then into the ring as the crowd cheers him on. Justin rolls into the ring and picks up XKO and puts XKO's head between his legs, picks him up and throws him back down to the mat with a Powerbomb.
Justin walks over to XKO's head and and kicks him a few times. He picks him up and throws him into the corner and runs at him and hits him with a clothesline. he locks in a sleeper hold on XKO and XKO uses his initiative by grabbing the ropes but Justin refuses to let go, The ref starts the count.....
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Justin lets go of XKO and drags him to the middle of the ring and pins him...
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Justin looks shocked that XKO has just kicked out, and goes to pick up XKO but gets hit in the midsection, Justin falls to one knee as XKO rebounds off of the ropes and nails a vicious Shining Wizard to the skull of Justin as the crowd start to boo him. He tries to lock in a Crossface but cannot lock Justin's arm in. Justin tries to fight out as XKO tries to lock in the Crossface. The crowd tries to cheer the hometown hero on, and it looks like it is working as Justin raises both of XKO's arms off of his face and over his head, but before he could gain some momentum XKO unlocks his hands and nails an elbow to the back of Justins head. He picks Justin up and throws Justin into the corner and runs at him, nailing a Cross body, and as Justin drops he shouts abuse at the Madison Square Garden crowd. He bends over and slaps and shouts abuse at Justin. He picks him up and goes for a powerbomb but Justin starts hitting him with right hooks to the head and XKO falls backward as Justin keeps hitting him, he picks him up but XKO fights out of it and hits him with a clothesline, then hits a vicious spinebuster, crashing him down to the mat with a vicious impact.
XKO sees Justin crawling towards the ropes and sees his moment as he waits his moments to hit the running knee, He sees Justin get to one knee and runs at him and nails an extreme Knee to the skull of Justin, letting out an evil scream as he makes contact with Justins skull, and Justin falls through the Bottom and middle ropes to the outside. XKO gets to his feet and screams at the referee to start the count, and he agrees....
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Justin starts to make some movement as he crawls toward the announcers table....
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Justin makes a run and dive into the ring as the crowd cheers him to get back to his feet, as XKO stares at him and screams to stay down, but Justin gets back up on to his knees and tells XKO to bring it, and XKO complies trying for another vicious running knee but Justin sees it coming and pulls the ropes down and XKO goes flying to the floor. Justin rolls back out to meet him. XKO looked to have landed badly on his shoulder.
Justin walks over to him as the referee starts the count....
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Justin sees the referee counting and crawls into the ring and crawls back out to restart the count. He walks back over to XKO and throws him into the steel steps, and starts to repeatedly slam his head into the steps, busting him open during the last shot. Justin goes for a powerbomb as the referees count gets to 6, but he throws him into the ring instead, and he gets in himself and sets up for a powerbomb but low blows him and Justin falls to the floor.
Steve Cruise: Here is your winner via DQ, The Icon Champion, Justin Time
Phil Latio: Close match here. Justin Time continues to impress me.
Don Chuckles: Oden seems to be as good as he was back when he left.
Phil Latio: I agree. Oden can be a force here in Thy if he wanted to be.
Don Chuckles: So could Justin Time. But lets get to our fifth match! Joey the Bastard takes on Greenspark!
Phil Latio: These two have great history between each other.
Match Five
GreenSpark vs Joey The Bastard
Steve Cruise: THIS MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR SINGLES ACTION... INTRODUCING THE FIRST SUPERSTAR IN THE MATCH UP WEIGHTING IN AT 227 POUNDS ALL THE WAY FROM THE STREETS OF VANCOUVER, BRITISH COLUMBIA, CANADA... JOEY THE BASTARD!!!
Terror by The Virus blasts over the pa system as Joey walks out onto the stage to a mass of boos that he instantly laughs off then stops at the top of the ramp and taunts at the fans causing the boos to get louder and louder, a few moments pass by then Joey continues on his way down the ramp toward the ring then as he gets a few feet from the ring he takes a run then slides into the ring under the bottom rope then jumps to his feet, joey then looks around at all the booing fans for a moment then walks over to one of the turnbuckles and climbs up then looks out into the crowd once again but this time he start shouting abuse at them as they continue to boo him then after a few seconds he gets down off the turnbuckle and stands in the corner and awaits the match to start.
Steve Cruise: AND HIS OPPONENT WEIGHTING IN AT 275 POUNDS HAILING FROM COLUMBUS OHIO... GREENSPARK!!!
Coming Undone by Korn blasts through the arena as once again the fans start to boo loudly as Greenspark emerges fro behind the curtain and walks out onto the stage then stops and looks around the arena at the fans until his eyes lock on Joey, as he sees Joey you can see the anger building in him and instead of taunting or anything like that greenspark just continues down the ramp as fast as he can then breaks into a short run as he nears the bottom then slides into the ring under the bottom rope, greenspark then jumps to his feet and walks over to Joey and just stands there with his face inches from Joey's just staring into his eyes, a few moments of this passes by then the ref forces himself between them and tells Greenspark to get in his corner and wait for the bell and reluctantly greenspark does then once he stands in his corner he just continues to lock his view on Joey just itching for the bell to ring..
Joey comes running out of his corner in a attempt to attack Greenspark but fails as he gets nailed with a dropkick by Greenspark then as he gets to his feet Greenspark jumps on the middle rope and bounces off landing ensiguri to the side of Joey's head dropping to the mat once more then climbs on top of Joey and starts nailing him with rights and lefts, then after a few punches Greenspark grabs Joey's head and lands a powerful head butt then gets to his feet pulling Joey with him and whips Joey into one of the turn buckles but as he runs at him Greenspark gets nailed with a clothesline dropping him to the mat then Joey takes a few steps back and lands a punt kick to Greensparks ribs as he goes to get back to his feet sending him flying through the ropes and crashing down on the ground outside the ring.
Greenspark goes to roll back into the ring but as he does Joey runs and lands a baseball slide to him sending Greenspark flying backward into the barricade wall, Joey then slides completely out of the ring and grabs Greenspark and goes to land a suplex but Greenspark counters at the last minute with a neck breaker then gets to his feet as Joey does and nails him with a hurricanrunna Joey then gets to his feet and picks up Greenspark then rolls him in the ring and slides in after him and goes for the pin.
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KICK OUT!!
Joey gets back to his feet pulling Greenspark with him but as he does Greenspark starts to fight back landing punches and kicks to every part of Joey he can reach knocking Joey backward until he falls against one of the turn buckles then as he does Greenspark lifts him up onto the top of the turn buckle then climbs up himself and nails Joey with superplex then as he gets to his feet he walks over to Joey and starts to stomp on him a few times then pulls him to his feet and nails him with a dropkick then goes for the pin.
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KICK OUT!!!
Greenspark slams his fist into the mat then gets to his feet pulling Joey with him but as he does Joey tackles Greenspark to the ground and starts punching every part of him he can get at then jumps to his feet and starts stomping on every part of Greenspark then lifts him to his feet and whips him into the ropes and as Greenspark bounces off Joey nails him with a rolling forearm smash knocking Greenspark over the top rope and causing him to crash down on the floor, Joey then slides out the ring as the ref starts to count them out and picks up Greenspark.
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Joey drags Greenspark by his hair toward the steel steps the slams his head into it a few times.
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then as Joey slams Greensparks head into the steel steps one last time it busts him open and as the blood pours from Greensparks head Joey rolls him back into the ring and slides in after him stopping the count then gets to his feet pulling Greenspark with him and goes to nail him with Skrewdriver but greenspark somehow manages to counter then lands a uppercut to the jaw of Joey dropping him to the mat but Greenspark also goes down due to exhaustion, both men stay down for a few moments then start pulling themselves up to their feet using the ropes then once on their feet they both start to trade punches for a few moments until Greenspark gets lucky and lands a powerful right hand to the face of Joey then as Joey stumbles backward Greenspark follows up with a roundhouse kick dropping Joey once more to the mat then nails him with a leg drop and goes for the pin.
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Greenspark sits up and looks down at Joey in total shock that he kicked out then gets to his feet and nails Joey with a boot to the face then as Joey is laying there Greenspark runs over to one of the turn buckles and climbs up then dives off looking to land a frog splash on Joey but he rolls out the way and Greenspark crashes down to the mat then rolls around the ring in pain as Joey gets to his feet again then runs at Greenspark and lands a leg drop on him then picks him up and nails him with a stalling suplex, once Joey gets back to his feet he looks down at Greenspark for a few moments then picks him up once more and lifts him into a powerbomb position but as he goes to slam him to the mat Greenspark counters and nails Joey with a hurricanrunna then gets to his feet pulling Joey with him and goes for a ddt but Joey counters this time then grabs Greenspark and lands a backbreaker on him.
Joey doesn’t waist any time as he goes right after greenspark locking in a headlock on him then starts landing powerful forearm smashes to the chest of Greenspark then continues to try and choke him out, a few moments Pass by with Joey still trying to make Greenspark tap out but then Greenspark pulls on Joeys heed then somehow manages to knee him in the face causing Joey to fall backward and giving Greenspark a small advantage once again but it doesn’t last long as Joey nails Greenspark with a boot to the face as he goes to pick him up, Joey then gets on his feet and pulls Greenspark toward the ropes then tangles him up in them and starts nailing him with rights and lefts while the ref starts to count him to disqualification but joey breaks away from greenspark at the count of three.
As the ref then goes to unhook Greenspark from the ropes Joey runs forward and nails greenspark in the face with a big boot causing him to go over the ropes backward and crashing down on the floor outside, Joey then goes to slide out of the ring but as he does greenspark comes out of nowhere with a steel chair smashing Joey in the head causing Joey to fall backward back into the ring as the ref looks around for what just happened but then decides Greenspark must of landed a move on Joey, Greenspark climbs back in the ring quickly and picks up Joey then goes for his famous under hook back breaker and lands it then goes for the pin.
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KICK OUT!!
Greenspark gets to his feet furious that Joey kicked out he then lands a kick to the stomach of Joey before picking him up and going for his famous under hook back breaker once more but somehow Joey reverses and lands Skrewdriver on Greenspark then goes for a pin of his own..
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Winner of the Match: Joey The Bastard
Phil Latio: I really do think this kid should be world champion. Joey is very talented.
Don Chuckles: Who's behind him? Is that Beno?
Phil Latio: It is Beno!
Beno stands behind Joey the Bastard and out of nowhere connects with a huge clothesline knocking Bastard on his stomach. Joey grabs his head in pain as Beno hits his chest and screams. Into the camera Beno lip says the phrase "I told you Speedwagon! Book ME!" The show goes to commerical.
COMMERICAL BREAK!
Phil Latio: We are back and what the hell is Beno's problem?
Don Chuckle: I don't know but I would love to see Beno verus Joey the Bastard next week!
Phil Latio: A man was just attacked and all you worry about is a damn match?
Don Chuckle: This is Thy WWE, anything can and will happen here. Joey signed up expecting no special treatment.
Match Six
Sheamus vs Mystery "Fighter"
Phil Latio: And now it’s time for the bout featuring our Unified World Champion and the mysterious “Fighter” who was teased last week.
Don Chuckles: Of all of Speedwagon’s attempts to rattle Sheamus, I think this one is the best. This mysterious fighter looks convincing.
Phil Latio: You have a point there, Don. A lot of guys who step through the doors at Thy Headquarters are nothing more than a bunch of thugs from the street or somebody exploiting their unnaturally large size, but this guy is a trained fighter. He knows techniques which can down a normal man in seconds.
Don Chuckles: But Sheamus is no ordinary man.
As his name is mentioned, Sheamus’s theme hits, a melody of modern metal and Gaul influences.
Steve Cruise: Introducing first, hailing from Dublin, Ireland, he is the Thy WWE World Champion, weighing in at two hundred and seventy two pounds…….SHEAMUS!
Phil Latio: Speedwagon seems to have done everything in his power to try and put Sheamus off, unknown opponents, harsh comments and now he’s trying to break his spirit by having the champion enter first, like he is the lesser of the two, and you know that Sheamus will have latched on to that.
Sheamus bursts out of the curtain energetically fully kitted out with the World Championship strapped around his waist, as Sheamus enters, he motions towards the bright, glittering object sitting snugly around his lower abdomen, despite the fact that this isn’t a championship match.
Don Chuckles: Is he stupid or something?
Phil Latio: No Don, he’s pointing to the name etched in the gold, he’s telling everyone that he’s the champion and it isn’t his task to prove himself. He’s the benchmark as the champion.
Don Chuckles: Yeah whatever, like these people care.
Sheamus wears a face of burning ambition, and is thick skinned to the harsh jeers of the arena as he traverses the ramp and rolls underneath the bottom rope. His swift movements are illustrative of his desire to begin the contest, further proof he’s conquered the demon of doubt and is prepared for “The Fighter”.
Phil Latio: Sheamus looks intense tonight.
Sheamus beats his muscular chest and lets out a fierce roar as he straightens his arms perpendicular to the floor, creating a cross shape, symbolic of his heritage, like the Celtic Crosses adorning his in ring gear. Sheamus backs away to the far corner and turns his championship over to the referee for safe keeping at the announcers desk during the bout.
Don Chuckles: It’s time Phil, we’re going to find out who this guy is.
The air is thick with anticipation and even a shallow breath from a member of the audience bears down upon their chest like the weight of an anvil. Suddenly the arena turns to black and the titantron comes to life.
ARE YOU READY?
IT’S TIME
REYNOLDS
Linkin Park’s “Bleed it Out” begins to play, the music gradually builds and the eager crowd are cheering mildly, hoping that this unknown fighter will be the man to finally defeat Sheamus and dent his confidence ahead of the Royal Rumble.
Steve Cruise: Introducing his opponent, from New York, weighing in at two hundred and twenty five pounds……Dominic Reynolds!
Don Chuckles: So I guess his name’s Reynolds, great. We waited an entire week for that!?
The theme kicks in and a tall man, slightly less than Sheamus steps out from behind the curtain. He has a head of dark hair and the camera follows him from the side as he strides down the ramp, showing his chiselled jaw and muscular arms, all while he gives Sheamus a cold stare through his icy blue eyes.
Phil Latio: This guy doesn’t look to be the sort who’ll take any prisoners.
Reynolds makes short work of the steps and energetically steps into the ring, not once breaking his gaze at Sheamus, who returns the favour.
Phil Latio: This is going to be a hard fought match.
The referee barely has a chance to ring the bell before the two have started the fighters fight, the warriors battle.
DING DING DING
Sheamus looks to show his power early in the match as the two go for a front lock up and he succeeds in overpowering Reynolds and forcing him into his corner, but Dominic thinks on his feet and drops to one knee roughly five feet from the turnbuckle and sweeps Sheamus legs away from him in a drop toe hold, causing Sheamus to bash his head off the lowest pad of the turnbuckle.
Phil Latio: Reynolds is proving that he’s no pushover.
As Sheamus rises from the mat, Reynolds is stalking him from behind and clamps on a sleeper hold, but Sheamus drops to his knees and gives Reynolds a jaw breaker.
Phil Latio: Quick thinking by Sheamus to escape the sleeper hold.
As Reynolds recoils in pain Sheamus sees an opportunity and sprints forwards, levelling Reynolds with a clothesline before covering him for the pin.
One…
Tw-
Reynolds kicks out before two.
Don Chuckles: These guys are certainly working at a high pace!
Sheamus keeps his foot on the gas and drops and elbow on the sternum of Reynolds, then another and for the third, he leaps into the air but lands right on the canvas as his opponent rolls clear. Sheamus rises, rubbing his sore elbow and can’t react to Reynolds, who surges forwards like a dart and performs a roll up pin on Sheamus, who kicks out almost instantly, but it has given Reynolds the opportunity prepare his next move and as Sheamus rises from the canvas, Reynolds nearly knocks his teeth out with a powerful roundhouse kick!
Don Chuckles: Woah!
Phil Latio: That could be all she wrote.
Reynolds goes for the pin on Sheamus.
One….
Two…….
Phil Latio: Sheamus kicks out!
Sheamus looks rattled as Reynolds scoops him up from the canvas and performs an Irish Whip, sending Sheamus across the ring to the ropes in front of the announcers booth and as Sheamus returns, Reynolds leaps high into the air and his feet make contact with Sheamus’s face, allowing him to flip from the dropkick and immediately slap on a painful looking armbar.
Phil Latio: Sheamus is in serious trouble here, he has been outmanoeuvred and he’s trapped in a submission.
Sheamus grits his teeth and searches for the ropes, but he’s right in the centre of the ring. Reynolds has put more and more torque on the hold by the second and any other man would have tapped by now, but Sheamus is too strong and too proud to give in to Reynolds. Sheamus lets out a final cry before going limp on the mat.
Phil Latio: I….I think it’s over. Has Reynolds won?
The referee approaches slowly and lifts the arm of Sheamus into the air and allows it to drop, it hits the mat with a thud.
ONE!
The referee does the same again, but there are still no signs of cognitive faculty from Sheamus and his harm hits the canvas once again.
TWO!
There is a look of anticipation on Reynolds’s face as the referee elevates Sheamus’s arm for the final time and allows it to fall, but a mere five inches from the mat, The Celtic Warriors’s muscles tighten and his arm stays propelled off of the mat. Suddenly Sheamus’s eyes open and there is a steely look of determination in his eyes as he transcends the pain barrier and pushes his frame off of the mat with his free arm and claws his way over to the ropes and grabs the bottom rope, forcing Dominic to release the hold upon him.
Don Chuckles: How on earth did he get out!?
Sheamus grabs his shoulder in agony and rolls underneath the bottom rope for a moment and the referee bars Reynolds from attacking Sheamus for a moment. As the World Champion rises from the mat, Dominic Reynolds kicks him in the gut and applies a front facelock and as he looks to surge downwards, Sheamus’s quadriceps bulge out as they resist Reynolds and instead, Sheamus performs a Northern Lights Suplex to counter the DDT.
Phil Latio: And here comes the World Champion!
Reynolds gets up from the mat, but he is sent crashing back down by a clothesline from Sheamus, then another and another, Sheamus wastes no time in allowing his opponent to recover and immediately whips him into the corner and charges in, but he receives a boot to the face for his troubles. As Sheamus stumbles off, Reynolds runs up from behind, leaps on to Sheamus’s shoulders and rolls him up, but instead of holding the pin, he rolls through and captures the ankle as he does so and begins to twist viciously in his signature hold!
Don Chuckles: If he thought that the armbar was painful, wait until he feels this!
Sheamus doesn’t allow Reynolds to wrap his legs around his to fully apply the hold and The Celtic Warrior rolls over on his back and puts his boot into Dominic’s gut and pushes back with all of his force, tearing free of the hold and sending Dominic backwards against the turnbuckles.
Phil Latio: Great escape by Sheamus!
Reynolds hits the turnbuckle at such pace that he doesn’t stay there an instead he stumbles forwards out of the corner in a daze, with no idea that Sheamus is already on his feet and in one swift motion, Sheamus charges forwards and nearly beheads him with a Brogue Kick!
Phil Latio: BROGUE KICK! He hit it!
The crowd erupt in boos as Sheamus covers Reynolds with a spark in his eye, the prospect of a win exciting him.
One…..
Two…..
THRE-
NO!!!!!
Phil Latio: Reynolds kicked out!
Sheamus’s pleasant expression turns sour and he scoops Dominic up off of the mat and brings his arm across his neck and shoulder with a look of pure malevolence.
Don Chuckles: I think Dominic would have been better off staying down….
Sheamus lifts Reynolds high into the air and brings him back down his knee with bone shattering impact!
Phil Latio: IRISH CURSE!!!
Dominic is lifeless on the mat and the crowd are now booing even louder than before.
One…….
Two……..
THREE!!!!!!
Phil Latio: Sheamus has done it! Sheamus has defeated Dominic Reynolds!
Sheamus stands in celebration in the middle of the ring as the crowd shower him in boos.
Steve Cruise: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner……SHEAMUS!
Phil Latio: Well now all that remains is to find out who will face this impressive athlete, this vicious warrior at the Longest Road pay per view.
Don Chuckles: It will be either Brian Gunn or Mr. Cartwright Parker! This will be epic!
Phil Latio: I agree. Lets get to the action. for our main event!
Main Event
Brian Gunn vs Mr Cartwright Parker (Esquire)
Steve Cruise: The following contest is scheduled for one fall... and it is to determine the Number One Contender to the Thy WWE World Heavyweight Championsip...
{The crowd cheers as "I Will Not Bow" by Breaking Benjamin hits the loud speakers, and smoke starts to fill the arena...}
Phil: Here we go... Our main event! The winner will go to face Sheamus for the World Title at our upcoming Pay-Per-View event!
Don: I can't see a thing out here with all of this smoke...
Steve Cruise: Introducing first... From London, England... Weighing in at two hundred thirty-five pounds... He is... BRIIIAN GUNN!
{The smoke has filled the arena has the half of the crowd begins to cheer. All of a sudden, the lights go out...}
Don: Uh oh... Show's over!
Phil: What's going on here?
{After a few seconds, the lights turn back on, and the smoke has cleared... Brian Gunn is in the ring! He stands tall on the second turnbuckle in the corner facing the hard camera, posing as the members of the crowd begin to take pictures, flashbulbs going off from all directions...}
Phil: Well, Brian Gunn sure as amassed almost like a cult following here in Thy WWE...
Don: Yeah... Well, at least we still have a few smart people out there... We'll see who has a following when Mr. Cartwright Edgar Parker, Esquire comes out!
Phil: Well, doctors have not cleared Parker to compete here tonight, so if he does decide to show up, he'll be competing on his own risk...
Don: That's right... I talked to Rick Speedwagon earlier this week, and he told me that any further injuries to Parker will not be held liable to Thy WWE!
Steve Cruise: And his opponent...
{Dvorak's "Symphony No. 9" begins to play throughout the arena as the place erupts with heat...}
Phil: Well, I guess we know who the crowd is behind tonight, eh, Don?
Don: Yeah, well, Parker's following must have fallen asleep after Brian Gunn's boring entrance... They'll wake up soon...
Steve Cruise: From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania... Weighing two hundred fifty-three pounds... Mr... Cartwright... Edgar... PARRRKER!
Don: Esquire...
{Brian Gunn warms up in the ring as everybody waits for Parker to come out... A few seconds pass, but he doesn't come out...}
Phil: Well, maybe Parker did the smart thing tonight, and took the doctor's advice...
Don: He'll be here, Latio! Unless, Gunn pulled another one of his tricks, that cheater!
{After a few more seconds, Parker burts through the curtain, cane in hand, and sporting a cast on his broken right arm. The crowd boos, and Parker gives a nonchalant nod of his head, and starts to walk down to the ring...}
Don: I told you, Latio! What a man!
Phil: Well, this may not be the wisest decision...
Don: Oh, stup up, Latio! Busted arm or not, you're looking at the new Number One Contender... The next World Champion!
{Parker makes his way up the steps, and wipes his feet on the apron before entering the ring via between the ropes... But he's cut off by a charging Brian Gunn! Gunn connects with a vicious kick the chest of Parker much to the delight of the crowd...}
Don: Oh, come on! I told you he was a cheater!
{The ref calls for the bell, and the match is underway... Gunn follows up with a few forearms to Parker's back... Parker stumbles back into the corner, and Gunn begins to thrust his shoulder into the gut of Parker. Parker looks to be winded, and Gunn starts to choke him!}
Don: Come on, ref!
{The ref demands Gunn break the illegal choke, and starts to count to five... Gunn breaks the choke at four, and taunts Parker to the delight of certain members of the crowd. Parker tries to catch his breath while staring daggers into Brian Gunn. Gunn backs off, gesturing that Parker bring it, and both men lock up... A struggle goes on until Parker, broken arm and all, shoves Gunn backwards and to the mat... Gunn gets back up, and they lock up... Once again, Parker shoves Gunn hard to the mat... }
Phil: Tremendous strength being demonstrated here by Parker...
Don: Even with one arm, Parker is throwing Gunn around the ring like a rag doll!
{Gunn back up, signalling for another lock up, and Parker moves in for it... But, before both men can lock up, Gunn quickly stops down on the toes of Parker... Parker winces, and Gunn stomps down on Parker's other foot... Each time Parker puts his other foot down, Brian Gunn stomps it! The crowd is laughing like crazy!}
Don: What is this!? This isn't a damn joke, Gunn! Let's be serious...
Phil: I do have to admit... It does look a little comical...
{Parker stumbles back into the corner once again, and Gunn quickly follows up with a few knife edge chops right across the chest... After each chop, a loud "WOO!" is heard from the sold out crowd... The ref intervenes, and tries to serperate the two men, as Gunn holds his hands in the air... Parker rubs his chest, and Gunn flat out slaps him across the face!}
Phil: Parker is NOT going to like that!
Don: Are you crazy, Gunn!?
{Brian Gunn laughs and moves around the ring taunting as we see Parker rubbing his jaw, looking increasingly angrier as he watches Brian Gunn...}
Don: Parker is PISSED!
{Brian Gunn turns around, and Parker charges full steam, connecting with a wicked clothesline, flipping Brian Gunn head over heels...}
Phil: Wow! What a clothesline! That was crazy!
Don: Only the best, Latio... Only the best.
{Parker doesn't give Gunn a chance to get up, and nurse his wounds, as he immediately climbs on top of Gunn in a full mount delivering thunderous right and left hooks to the side of Brian Gunn's head. Gunn has his hands up, attempting to block, and the ref counts to four, but Parker has not let up... The ref grabs Parker and shoves him off... Parker gets up angry and grabs the ref by the collar...}
Don: Yeah, you tell that ref... getting involved in the action like that...
Phil: I believe the ref made the right move, Don... He could have easily DQ'd Parker right there, but we need a clear winner, and he decided to let this match continue... Unless of course Parker goes too far right here...
{Parker holds the ref up by the collar as the ref begs for forgiveness... Parker looks like he's going to slam the ref, but changes his mind... Setting the ref back down, and patting the ref on the head. Parker turns around, and Brian Gunn attacks... Flying through the air, nailing Parker in the face with a spinning heel kick... Parker gets up right away though, and Gunn goes for a boot to the midsection... Parker catches his foot, and laughs, shaking his head... But, out of nowhere, Gunn flips in the air, striking Parker in the back of the head with his other boot...}
Phil: Beautiful enziguri by Brian Gunn!
Don: yeah, it was alright...
{With Parker laid out, Gunn moves to the corner, waiting for Parker to get to his feet...}
Phil: Gunn could be looking for the spear...
{Parker pulls himself up with his good arm, and Gunn charges... At the last second, Parker steps to the side, and throws Gunn shoulder first into the ring post! Gunn holds his shoulder in pain, turning around into Parker. Parker lifts up Brian Gunn onto his shoulder with one arm!}
Phil: Holy crap!
{Parker holds Gunn there for a few seconds to make sure the crowd, and the veiwers at home can see his strength, then powerslams Gunn hard to the mat...}
Phil: That is the definition of power!
Don: You're telling me!
{Parker then goes for the cover... The ref moves in to count...
1...
2...
{Brian Gunn kicks out at two and a half...}
Don: that was close, Latio! Damn close!
Phil: Brian Gunn still has a lot of fight left in him... Just as Parker does... It's going to take more than that to win this match for sure!
{Parker sits Gunn up, and drives his elbow into Gunn's trapezius muscle. Then another... And another... Parker then grabs a hold of Gunn's head, locking in a sleeper hold... Gunn tries to fight it, but soon starts to fade...}
Don: H's got him! H's passing out! Parker is the new Number One Contender!
{The refhas already lifted Gunn's hand twice by this time... the crowd is chanting and banging their feet, trying to will Brian Gunn back into this match... The ref lifts Gunn's hand one final time and...}
***TIME TO PLAY THE GAME***
{The crowd erupts as Triple H's music starts to play, and The Game steps out from behind the curtain, sledgehammer in hand...}
Don: What the hell does he want?
{As soon as Parker heard those first words, he let Gunn out of the sleeper hold, quickly turning around, to look at HHH... HHH slowly walks down the ramp, a slight hint of a smile on his face, but he doesn't enter the ring... Instead, HHH walks around the ring and stands in front of the announce table... Parker stares at him, mouthing "I already beat you! You want some more?" HHH points behind Parker, and Parker turns around into a dropkick from Gunn. Parker doesn't go down, though, and Gunn follows up with a few rights to the head. Gunn pushes Parker into the ropes and whips him across the ring. Parker ducks a clothesline from Gunn, and bounces off the ropes again. Gunn turns around and met with another devastating running clothesline from Parker. Parker goes for the quick cover again...
1...
2...
And Gunn kicks at at two and a half again. Parker quickly back up, and stomps Gunn in the chest. Parker starts to pull Gunn back to his feet as the referee is distracted, warning HHH not to try anything funny... Gunn lifts up his forearm, low blowing Parker right between the legs!}
Don: Hey! HHH distracted the ref!
Phil: No he didn't! The ref was just warning HHH not to get involved!
Don: But, still... Did you see Gunn cheat with that low blow, at least?
Phil: That I can't defend...
{With Parker holding his manhood in pain, Gunn gets back to his feet, and lifts Parker up high for a spinebuster... But he doesn't drop him! Instead, Gunn moves towards the ropes...}
Phil: Oh no, don't do it!
{Gunn lets go of Parker, sending him flying through the air, over the ropes, and slamming hard to the floor outside of the ring right in front of HHH!}
Phil: He's done! That's it! No man can get up that! His head smacked onto the floor with a sickening thud!
Don: Brian Gunn is sick!
{The crowd pops big time for that last move and starts chanting...
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!
Don: At least these idiots got something right...
{HHH looks mildly impressed as well, but keeps his distance, not getting involved unless he is provoked it seems... Gunn slides out of the ring, and starts to bring Parker back to his feet...}
Phil: Parker can barely stand! he may need some serious medical attention...
Don: Nah... He's a fighter, Latio... He's used to it...
Phil: How can somebody be used to something like, Don? Are you listening to yourself!?
{But, yes... Parker is back to his feet! But, he is knocked right back down after Gunn slams him face first into the announce table... Gunn again slams Parker's face into the table... With Parker down and out for a time being... Gunn starts to clear off the table...}
Phil: No, dammit! Jesus Christ! Not the table!
{Gunn rolls Parker on top of the announce table, and jumps on as well. Gunn pulls Parker up by the head, looking to hit something big... Parker burts to life, knocking Gunn's arms away, kicking Gunn in the gut, and following up a huge DDT through the announcer table!}
Don: YES! YES! WHAT A MOVE!
{A huge gasp from the crowd, as both men lay motionless in the debris leftover from the table... The ref has reached six in his count now, and neither man seems to be moving... HHH is shown looking at both men, then into the ring... Suddenly, HHH grabs Parker, and pulls him up... the ref screams at HHH, warning him once again... HHH yells "Shut the hell up!", and rolls Parker into the ring... Then HHH grabs Brian Gunn, pulling him to his feet, and rolling him into the ring as well. HHH then goes back to the same spot he was before, watching with intensity...}
Don: Damn that, HHH! He interfered again! he's trying to cost Parker the match! I knew it!
Phil: The hell he is, Don! Just like everybody here tonight, HHH wants to see a clear cut winner... Not some double count out rip off!
{Parker slowly crawls over to Gunn, draping his casted arm over Gunn's chest...}
1...
2...
Don: YES! PARKER WINS! PARKER WINS!
Phil: Brian Gunn kicked out, you idiot! It's not over yet! Watch a match!
{Brian Gunn rolls out of the ring... Parker gets back up, looking around for Gunn... Gunn crawls under the ring, and smoke starts to pour out from under the ring...}
Don: Oh, great... Let the games begin...
{Parker looks where he last saw Brian Gunn, and smiles to himself... Parker will not be fooled... Parker bounces off the ropes where Gunn went under the ring... Gunn crawls out from under the ring on the opposite side as Parker bounces and runs towards that side. Just as Gunn sticks his head up... he his met with two boots to his face care of a baseball slide dropkick from Parker. Parker quickly follows suit, and attacks Gunn on the outside again... Parker goes to whip Gunn into the ring post but Gunn reverses it... Sending Parker slamming into the ring post, broken arm first... Parker screams out in pain, and Gunn smells blood... Gunn grabs Parker by the bad arm, and wrings it around the ring post... Parker screams out again, and tries to slide back into the ring, but Gunn still has a hold of his bad arm... Gunn, still on the outside, and Parker lying on his stomach in the ring, desperately, trying to break free, wrings Parker's arm around the the ring posts once more... Another scream... Another wringer followed by another scream... Parker seems to be blinded by the pain in his arm as he lies on the mat after Gunn let him free... Parker tries to shake the pain out, and Brian Gunn leaps up onto the top turnbuckle... the crowd deafening... They know what comes next! Brian Gunn leaps, spinning in the air, and landing hard on top of Parker...}
Phil: The Soul Crusher!
Don: ...
{Brian Gunn clenches his midsection in pain, and goes for the cover...
One...
Two...
Three!
Phil: It's over! Brian Gunn has done it!
Steve Cruise: The winnder of this match, and the Number One Contender... BRIAN GUNN!
Don: This is BS, Phil! Complete BS!
Phil: I do admit, I don't nessessarily agree with the tactics of either of these men, but both of them took no prisoners, Don... This was an all out brawl! I just hope Thy WWE's World Champion was watching this match, because he's going to have his hands full at the Pay-Per-View, defending against this man... Brian Gunn!
{Brian Gunn slowly gets his feet, and the ref raises his arm in the air, declaring him the victor... The crowd is divided, but Brian Gunn doesn't care... He climbs the turnbuckle, and poses... at HHH! HHH just nods, and gives a half hearted slow clap... }
Phil Latio: What an opening match Don.
Don Chuckles: Richard Cash was very impressive. Both guys looked good but Richard Cash took control torwards the end and that's what did it.
Phil Latio: Jimmy Creed falls little bit short tonight folks! We will be back after this commerical break.
COMMERICAL BREAK!
RAW comes back from commerical and we are now backstage where we see Beno. Beno standing in front of the Thy WWE camera as he begins to speak.
Beno: I am pissed.
Beno points at his face and continues.
Beno: See this face? I am seriously mad that I, the one and only Beno was not booked for this week's show. I am going to talk to Speedwagon about this! Do you hear me Ricky! I have the talent that most guys don't have. I am the best in this damn company.
Without Beno, Thy WWE would die!
Don't believe me? You will...soon enough.
The camera fades and we see Phil Latio and Don Chuckle once again. The fans are loud and are ready for some more action. Phil begins to speak.
Phil Latio: I wonder what Beno has up his sleeve.
Don Chuckles: Who cares. Beno is all talk and no game. He still needs to prove himself here in Thy WWE.
Phil Latio: I guess, lets get to our next match. Two newcomers will duke it out.
Match Two
Damon Wednesday vs Freedom
Damon Wednesday is already in the ring as the fans cheer him on. Hit the Floor – Bullet for my Valentine plays out around the arena as Freedom enters the arena, he walks to the top of the ramp and looks at his opponent, Damon Wednesday. Freedom begins to slowly work his way down the ramp, the fans boo him but Freedom simply shrugs it off. Freedom keeps his eyes on Damon Wednesday, Freedom enters the ring and goes to his corner, he is still focused on the man in front of him. Damon Wednesday also keeps his eyes on his opponent; Damon leans against the corner and waits for the bell to ring.
The bell finally rings and Freedom goes right for a big boot but Wednesday is easily able to reverse it into a roll up but Freedom kicks out before the referee can even count. Freedom grabs Damon Wednesday by the throat and starts to choke out Wednesday; Freedom tosses Damon across the ring and takes his time going towards him afterwards. Freedom stomps on Wednesday’s leg and body. Freedom starts to lift up Damon but Damon grabs the legs of Freedom and takes him down, Damon quickly pins Freedom but he gets a one count. Freedom tries to get up but Damon grabs him in a chicken wing and rolls Freedom up again but one again the pin fails.
Freedom gets up and quickly hits Damon with a spear. Freedom grabs Damon Wednesday’s head and punches him repeatedly. Damon gets to his feet but he is immediately taken down by a clothesline from Freedom. Freedom covers Damon as the referee begins to count, 1...2... Damon kicks out. Freedom gets Damon and tries to go for the Shattered Dreams but Damon pulls the legs from under Freedom and rolls him up, the referee counts, 1... Freedom easily gets the shoulder up. Freedom stands up and hits Damon with a Suplex, Freedom lifts up Damon again and Freedom hits Damon with a backbreaker.
Freedom goes for a pin, the referee goes down to count, 1...2... Damon is barely able to get the shoulder up. Freedom is in shock that Damon was able to kick out; Freedom complains to the referee, this gives Damon enough time to stand up and roll up Freedom, the referee counts, 1...2... Freedom manages to kick out. Freedom gets up and hits Damon with a big boot. Freedom goes for a pin, 1...2.... Damon kicks out. Freedom has look of intense anger on his face, he wants to finish it now, Freedom grabs Damon and puts him in-between his legs and hits him with the Shattered Dreams. Freedom goes for a pin on Damon and the referee goes to count, 1...2.....3
Winner: Freedom via Pinfall
Phil Latio: A quick interesting match here. Freedom looked good.
Don Chuckles: Damon looked good aswell but Freedom took control right away.
Phil Latio: Well, lets get to match three. DJ Phantom will take on the up and comer Layla El!
Don Chuckles: I love divas!
Match Three
DJ Phantom vs Layla El
Steve Cruise: This match is scheduled for one fall and is a divas match! Introducing first, hailing from Nikishka, Alaska. she is DJ Phantom!
Ghosts N' Stuff blares throughout the arena. At first, nothing, the music pulsing and throbbing. Once it kicks in, however, the lights flicker on and off, various color spotlights trailing through the ring. It focuses on the center, and there DJ Phantom stands, having just appeared suddenly during the flickering. She lifts up her hands wide and waves on the crowd, foot tapping to the music, before heading over to the turnbuckle and mounting on it, waiting for her opponent.
Steve Cruise: And her opponent, hailing from Miami, Florida she is Layla El!
Nasty girl hits as Layla makes her way onto the ramp. She poses for the crowd, flaunting her body and twisting her hips and making gestures to the crowd. She quickly makes her way to the ring and slides on in. She smiles and bats her lashes at the official as he signals for the bell.
From the very get go, Phantom takes it to Layla. She rushes towards her and begins to punish her in the corner with hard rights and sharp knees to the midsection of Layla. So much that the official is forced to remove Phantom from Layla and back her away to see if Layla can continue. Phantom attempts to go back to Layla, but Layla takes her down with a double leg and mounts her. She gives Phantom a taste of her own medicine when she starts to deliver lefts and rights to the face. Phantom covers up until Layla begins slapping the sides of Phantom's head. Phantom reaches up and grabs two hands full of hair as Layla does the same. The two divas roll around the ring for a moment until they both fall completely out of the ring. The official scampers out of the ring to try to pull them apart, but gets steam rolled in the process. He seems to get a giant grin across his face as he just lays there and the girls roll off. But not before the official grabs a handful. Layla stops and looks towards the official and points a finger. She turns around to receive a leaping knee by Phantom! Phantom pulls Layla up by the hair and slides her into the ring. She slides in as well and goes for the cover.
1........2......... Layla is able to get her shoulder just in time. Phantom places Layla in a grounded headlock and squeezes tightly on. Layla is squirming to get free but Phantom just squeezes tighter on the hold. The official gets down low to check on Layla. Layla tries her hardest to get to the bottom rope and somehow manages to get her right foot on it, forcing Phantom to break the hold. Looking impatient, Phantom pulls Layla up by the hair and pushes her up against the turnbuckle. She looks towards the crowd for a moment and slap Layla hard across the face. Layla screams out in pain, but a fire seems to illuminate her eyes. She grabs Phantom by the head and tosses her into the turnbuckle and give a slap right back. Layla hits Phantom with two more hard slaps, whip drop Phantom in the turnbuckle. With momentum on her side, Layla bounces off the ropes and nails a sharp kick to the face of Phantom! Layla drags Phantom to the middle of the ring and drops a quick leg drop onto the throat of her. She walks towards the lower half of Phantom and locks in a figure four leg lock! Layla arches her back at Phantom struggles and screams in pain as her legs are being twisted in an unsightly manner. Phantom being the taller of the two is able to crawl over to the ropes and reach out and grab the bottom rope. Layla releases the hold and grabs the foot of Phantom and drags her back to the middle of the ring. She once more tries for the figure four, but Phantom is able to kick her off, right into the official knocking him to the floor!
Suddenly the whole arena goes black as the titantron begins to blick on and off. Phantom is still on the ground trying to recover as Layla looks on. White letters appear on the tron as "I WILL COME FOR MY QUEEN" appears.
Layla now has a horrified look upon her face as the lights turn on. She turns around and gets drilled in the midsection with a hard kick and sitout facebuster for her trouble. Phantom drags Layla to the center of the ring. She ascends to the top of the turnbuckle and leaps backwards, drilling poor Layla with a devastating moonsault! The official has stirred sees Phantom on top of Layla. He makes the count
1..........2..................3! The official motions for the bell to sound as Ghosts N' Stuff plays and Phantom raises both arms in victory.
Phil Latio: What a strange ending to this match up.
Don Chuckle: Yeah, Layla had this match in the bag but someone thinks it is fun to play mind games.
Phil Latio: I agree. Layla looked strong but that ending was pretty weird.
Don Chuckles: Up next, Justin Time will take on the returning Xavier Oden!
Match Four
Justin Time vs Xavier Oden
Steve Cruise: The following is a one on one match which can only be won by either pinfall or submission.
Steve Cruise: Introducing first, weighing in at 230 pounds, from New York , New York, The Icon Champion, Justin Time!!!!!!!!!
The packed MSG crowd goes absoloutely nuts for the hometown hero as he makes his way out from behind the curtain with his icon Championship over his shoulder. He stands atop the stage and raises the championship over his head before putting it back over his shoulder and walking down the ramp slapping hands with his beloved fans on the way. But before Justin can reach the ring he is hit from behind by 'The Killer' Xavier Oden. The crowd start to show their disapproval of XKO's actions, but he just looks down at Justin and then at the fans laughing. He picks up Justin's Icon Championship, looks at it and then he sees Justin getting back to his feet, and tries to nail him over the head with it but Justin ducks and hits XKO with a clothesline. He picks XKO up and throws him into the steel post and then into the ring as the crowd cheers him on. Justin rolls into the ring and picks up XKO and puts XKO's head between his legs, picks him up and throws him back down to the mat with a Powerbomb.
Justin walks over to XKO's head and and kicks him a few times. He picks him up and throws him into the corner and runs at him and hits him with a clothesline. he locks in a sleeper hold on XKO and XKO uses his initiative by grabbing the ropes but Justin refuses to let go, The ref starts the count.....
1....
2....
3....
4....
Justin lets go of XKO and drags him to the middle of the ring and pins him...
1....
2....
Kickout
Justin looks shocked that XKO has just kicked out, and goes to pick up XKO but gets hit in the midsection, Justin falls to one knee as XKO rebounds off of the ropes and nails a vicious Shining Wizard to the skull of Justin as the crowd start to boo him. He tries to lock in a Crossface but cannot lock Justin's arm in. Justin tries to fight out as XKO tries to lock in the Crossface. The crowd tries to cheer the hometown hero on, and it looks like it is working as Justin raises both of XKO's arms off of his face and over his head, but before he could gain some momentum XKO unlocks his hands and nails an elbow to the back of Justins head. He picks Justin up and throws Justin into the corner and runs at him, nailing a Cross body, and as Justin drops he shouts abuse at the Madison Square Garden crowd. He bends over and slaps and shouts abuse at Justin. He picks him up and goes for a powerbomb but Justin starts hitting him with right hooks to the head and XKO falls backward as Justin keeps hitting him, he picks him up but XKO fights out of it and hits him with a clothesline, then hits a vicious spinebuster, crashing him down to the mat with a vicious impact.
XKO sees Justin crawling towards the ropes and sees his moment as he waits his moments to hit the running knee, He sees Justin get to one knee and runs at him and nails an extreme Knee to the skull of Justin, letting out an evil scream as he makes contact with Justins skull, and Justin falls through the Bottom and middle ropes to the outside. XKO gets to his feet and screams at the referee to start the count, and he agrees....
1.....
2.....
3.....
4.....
5.....
Justin starts to make some movement as he crawls toward the announcers table....
6.....
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Justin makes a run and dive into the ring as the crowd cheers him to get back to his feet, as XKO stares at him and screams to stay down, but Justin gets back up on to his knees and tells XKO to bring it, and XKO complies trying for another vicious running knee but Justin sees it coming and pulls the ropes down and XKO goes flying to the floor. Justin rolls back out to meet him. XKO looked to have landed badly on his shoulder.
Justin walks over to him as the referee starts the count....
1....
2....
3....
4....
Justin sees the referee counting and crawls into the ring and crawls back out to restart the count. He walks back over to XKO and throws him into the steel steps, and starts to repeatedly slam his head into the steps, busting him open during the last shot. Justin goes for a powerbomb as the referees count gets to 6, but he throws him into the ring instead, and he gets in himself and sets up for a powerbomb but low blows him and Justin falls to the floor.
Steve Cruise: Here is your winner via DQ, The Icon Champion, Justin Time
Phil Latio: Close match here. Justin Time continues to impress me.
Don Chuckles: Oden seems to be as good as he was back when he left.
Phil Latio: I agree. Oden can be a force here in Thy if he wanted to be.
Don Chuckles: So could Justin Time. But lets get to our fifth match! Joey the Bastard takes on Greenspark!
Phil Latio: These two have great history between each other.
Match Five
GreenSpark vs Joey The Bastard
Steve Cruise: THIS MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR SINGLES ACTION... INTRODUCING THE FIRST SUPERSTAR IN THE MATCH UP WEIGHTING IN AT 227 POUNDS ALL THE WAY FROM THE STREETS OF VANCOUVER, BRITISH COLUMBIA, CANADA... JOEY THE BASTARD!!!
Terror by The Virus blasts over the pa system as Joey walks out onto the stage to a mass of boos that he instantly laughs off then stops at the top of the ramp and taunts at the fans causing the boos to get louder and louder, a few moments pass by then Joey continues on his way down the ramp toward the ring then as he gets a few feet from the ring he takes a run then slides into the ring under the bottom rope then jumps to his feet, joey then looks around at all the booing fans for a moment then walks over to one of the turnbuckles and climbs up then looks out into the crowd once again but this time he start shouting abuse at them as they continue to boo him then after a few seconds he gets down off the turnbuckle and stands in the corner and awaits the match to start.
Steve Cruise: AND HIS OPPONENT WEIGHTING IN AT 275 POUNDS HAILING FROM COLUMBUS OHIO... GREENSPARK!!!
Coming Undone by Korn blasts through the arena as once again the fans start to boo loudly as Greenspark emerges fro behind the curtain and walks out onto the stage then stops and looks around the arena at the fans until his eyes lock on Joey, as he sees Joey you can see the anger building in him and instead of taunting or anything like that greenspark just continues down the ramp as fast as he can then breaks into a short run as he nears the bottom then slides into the ring under the bottom rope, greenspark then jumps to his feet and walks over to Joey and just stands there with his face inches from Joey's just staring into his eyes, a few moments of this passes by then the ref forces himself between them and tells Greenspark to get in his corner and wait for the bell and reluctantly greenspark does then once he stands in his corner he just continues to lock his view on Joey just itching for the bell to ring..
Joey comes running out of his corner in a attempt to attack Greenspark but fails as he gets nailed with a dropkick by Greenspark then as he gets to his feet Greenspark jumps on the middle rope and bounces off landing ensiguri to the side of Joey's head dropping to the mat once more then climbs on top of Joey and starts nailing him with rights and lefts, then after a few punches Greenspark grabs Joey's head and lands a powerful head butt then gets to his feet pulling Joey with him and whips Joey into one of the turn buckles but as he runs at him Greenspark gets nailed with a clothesline dropping him to the mat then Joey takes a few steps back and lands a punt kick to Greensparks ribs as he goes to get back to his feet sending him flying through the ropes and crashing down on the ground outside the ring.
Greenspark goes to roll back into the ring but as he does Joey runs and lands a baseball slide to him sending Greenspark flying backward into the barricade wall, Joey then slides completely out of the ring and grabs Greenspark and goes to land a suplex but Greenspark counters at the last minute with a neck breaker then gets to his feet as Joey does and nails him with a hurricanrunna Joey then gets to his feet and picks up Greenspark then rolls him in the ring and slides in after him and goes for the pin.
ONE...
TWO...
KICK OUT!!
Joey gets back to his feet pulling Greenspark with him but as he does Greenspark starts to fight back landing punches and kicks to every part of Joey he can reach knocking Joey backward until he falls against one of the turn buckles then as he does Greenspark lifts him up onto the top of the turn buckle then climbs up himself and nails Joey with superplex then as he gets to his feet he walks over to Joey and starts to stomp on him a few times then pulls him to his feet and nails him with a dropkick then goes for the pin.
ONE...
TWO...
KICK OUT!!!
Greenspark slams his fist into the mat then gets to his feet pulling Joey with him but as he does Joey tackles Greenspark to the ground and starts punching every part of him he can get at then jumps to his feet and starts stomping on every part of Greenspark then lifts him to his feet and whips him into the ropes and as Greenspark bounces off Joey nails him with a rolling forearm smash knocking Greenspark over the top rope and causing him to crash down on the floor, Joey then slides out the ring as the ref starts to count them out and picks up Greenspark.
ONE...
TWO...
THREE...
Joey drags Greenspark by his hair toward the steel steps the slams his head into it a few times.
SIX...
SEVEN...
EIGHT...
then as Joey slams Greensparks head into the steel steps one last time it busts him open and as the blood pours from Greensparks head Joey rolls him back into the ring and slides in after him stopping the count then gets to his feet pulling Greenspark with him and goes to nail him with Skrewdriver but greenspark somehow manages to counter then lands a uppercut to the jaw of Joey dropping him to the mat but Greenspark also goes down due to exhaustion, both men stay down for a few moments then start pulling themselves up to their feet using the ropes then once on their feet they both start to trade punches for a few moments until Greenspark gets lucky and lands a powerful right hand to the face of Joey then as Joey stumbles backward Greenspark follows up with a roundhouse kick dropping Joey once more to the mat then nails him with a leg drop and goes for the pin.
ONE...
TWO...
KICK OUT!!
Greenspark sits up and looks down at Joey in total shock that he kicked out then gets to his feet and nails Joey with a boot to the face then as Joey is laying there Greenspark runs over to one of the turn buckles and climbs up then dives off looking to land a frog splash on Joey but he rolls out the way and Greenspark crashes down to the mat then rolls around the ring in pain as Joey gets to his feet again then runs at Greenspark and lands a leg drop on him then picks him up and nails him with a stalling suplex, once Joey gets back to his feet he looks down at Greenspark for a few moments then picks him up once more and lifts him into a powerbomb position but as he goes to slam him to the mat Greenspark counters and nails Joey with a hurricanrunna then gets to his feet pulling Joey with him and goes for a ddt but Joey counters this time then grabs Greenspark and lands a backbreaker on him.
Joey doesn’t waist any time as he goes right after greenspark locking in a headlock on him then starts landing powerful forearm smashes to the chest of Greenspark then continues to try and choke him out, a few moments Pass by with Joey still trying to make Greenspark tap out but then Greenspark pulls on Joeys heed then somehow manages to knee him in the face causing Joey to fall backward and giving Greenspark a small advantage once again but it doesn’t last long as Joey nails Greenspark with a boot to the face as he goes to pick him up, Joey then gets on his feet and pulls Greenspark toward the ropes then tangles him up in them and starts nailing him with rights and lefts while the ref starts to count him to disqualification but joey breaks away from greenspark at the count of three.
As the ref then goes to unhook Greenspark from the ropes Joey runs forward and nails greenspark in the face with a big boot causing him to go over the ropes backward and crashing down on the floor outside, Joey then goes to slide out of the ring but as he does greenspark comes out of nowhere with a steel chair smashing Joey in the head causing Joey to fall backward back into the ring as the ref looks around for what just happened but then decides Greenspark must of landed a move on Joey, Greenspark climbs back in the ring quickly and picks up Joey then goes for his famous under hook back breaker and lands it then goes for the pin.
ONE...
TWO...
THR..
KICK OUT!!
Greenspark gets to his feet furious that Joey kicked out he then lands a kick to the stomach of Joey before picking him up and going for his famous under hook back breaker once more but somehow Joey reverses and lands Skrewdriver on Greenspark then goes for a pin of his own..
ONE....
TWO....
THREE!!!
Winner of the Match: Joey The Bastard
Phil Latio: I really do think this kid should be world champion. Joey is very talented.
Don Chuckles: Who's behind him? Is that Beno?
Phil Latio: It is Beno!
Beno stands behind Joey the Bastard and out of nowhere connects with a huge clothesline knocking Bastard on his stomach. Joey grabs his head in pain as Beno hits his chest and screams. Into the camera Beno lip says the phrase "I told you Speedwagon! Book ME!" The show goes to commerical.
COMMERICAL BREAK!
Phil Latio: We are back and what the hell is Beno's problem?
Don Chuckle: I don't know but I would love to see Beno verus Joey the Bastard next week!
Phil Latio: A man was just attacked and all you worry about is a damn match?
Don Chuckle: This is Thy WWE, anything can and will happen here. Joey signed up expecting no special treatment.
Match Six
Sheamus vs Mystery "Fighter"
Phil Latio: And now it’s time for the bout featuring our Unified World Champion and the mysterious “Fighter” who was teased last week.
Don Chuckles: Of all of Speedwagon’s attempts to rattle Sheamus, I think this one is the best. This mysterious fighter looks convincing.
Phil Latio: You have a point there, Don. A lot of guys who step through the doors at Thy Headquarters are nothing more than a bunch of thugs from the street or somebody exploiting their unnaturally large size, but this guy is a trained fighter. He knows techniques which can down a normal man in seconds.
Don Chuckles: But Sheamus is no ordinary man.
As his name is mentioned, Sheamus’s theme hits, a melody of modern metal and Gaul influences.
Steve Cruise: Introducing first, hailing from Dublin, Ireland, he is the Thy WWE World Champion, weighing in at two hundred and seventy two pounds…….SHEAMUS!
Phil Latio: Speedwagon seems to have done everything in his power to try and put Sheamus off, unknown opponents, harsh comments and now he’s trying to break his spirit by having the champion enter first, like he is the lesser of the two, and you know that Sheamus will have latched on to that.
Sheamus bursts out of the curtain energetically fully kitted out with the World Championship strapped around his waist, as Sheamus enters, he motions towards the bright, glittering object sitting snugly around his lower abdomen, despite the fact that this isn’t a championship match.
Don Chuckles: Is he stupid or something?
Phil Latio: No Don, he’s pointing to the name etched in the gold, he’s telling everyone that he’s the champion and it isn’t his task to prove himself. He’s the benchmark as the champion.
Don Chuckles: Yeah whatever, like these people care.
Sheamus wears a face of burning ambition, and is thick skinned to the harsh jeers of the arena as he traverses the ramp and rolls underneath the bottom rope. His swift movements are illustrative of his desire to begin the contest, further proof he’s conquered the demon of doubt and is prepared for “The Fighter”.
Phil Latio: Sheamus looks intense tonight.
Sheamus beats his muscular chest and lets out a fierce roar as he straightens his arms perpendicular to the floor, creating a cross shape, symbolic of his heritage, like the Celtic Crosses adorning his in ring gear. Sheamus backs away to the far corner and turns his championship over to the referee for safe keeping at the announcers desk during the bout.
Don Chuckles: It’s time Phil, we’re going to find out who this guy is.
The air is thick with anticipation and even a shallow breath from a member of the audience bears down upon their chest like the weight of an anvil. Suddenly the arena turns to black and the titantron comes to life.
ARE YOU READY?
IT’S TIME
REYNOLDS
Linkin Park’s “Bleed it Out” begins to play, the music gradually builds and the eager crowd are cheering mildly, hoping that this unknown fighter will be the man to finally defeat Sheamus and dent his confidence ahead of the Royal Rumble.
Steve Cruise: Introducing his opponent, from New York, weighing in at two hundred and twenty five pounds……Dominic Reynolds!
Don Chuckles: So I guess his name’s Reynolds, great. We waited an entire week for that!?
The theme kicks in and a tall man, slightly less than Sheamus steps out from behind the curtain. He has a head of dark hair and the camera follows him from the side as he strides down the ramp, showing his chiselled jaw and muscular arms, all while he gives Sheamus a cold stare through his icy blue eyes.
Phil Latio: This guy doesn’t look to be the sort who’ll take any prisoners.
Reynolds makes short work of the steps and energetically steps into the ring, not once breaking his gaze at Sheamus, who returns the favour.
Phil Latio: This is going to be a hard fought match.
The referee barely has a chance to ring the bell before the two have started the fighters fight, the warriors battle.
DING DING DING
Sheamus looks to show his power early in the match as the two go for a front lock up and he succeeds in overpowering Reynolds and forcing him into his corner, but Dominic thinks on his feet and drops to one knee roughly five feet from the turnbuckle and sweeps Sheamus legs away from him in a drop toe hold, causing Sheamus to bash his head off the lowest pad of the turnbuckle.
Phil Latio: Reynolds is proving that he’s no pushover.
As Sheamus rises from the mat, Reynolds is stalking him from behind and clamps on a sleeper hold, but Sheamus drops to his knees and gives Reynolds a jaw breaker.
Phil Latio: Quick thinking by Sheamus to escape the sleeper hold.
As Reynolds recoils in pain Sheamus sees an opportunity and sprints forwards, levelling Reynolds with a clothesline before covering him for the pin.
One…
Tw-
Reynolds kicks out before two.
Don Chuckles: These guys are certainly working at a high pace!
Sheamus keeps his foot on the gas and drops and elbow on the sternum of Reynolds, then another and for the third, he leaps into the air but lands right on the canvas as his opponent rolls clear. Sheamus rises, rubbing his sore elbow and can’t react to Reynolds, who surges forwards like a dart and performs a roll up pin on Sheamus, who kicks out almost instantly, but it has given Reynolds the opportunity prepare his next move and as Sheamus rises from the canvas, Reynolds nearly knocks his teeth out with a powerful roundhouse kick!
Don Chuckles: Woah!
Phil Latio: That could be all she wrote.
Reynolds goes for the pin on Sheamus.
One….
Two…….
Phil Latio: Sheamus kicks out!
Sheamus looks rattled as Reynolds scoops him up from the canvas and performs an Irish Whip, sending Sheamus across the ring to the ropes in front of the announcers booth and as Sheamus returns, Reynolds leaps high into the air and his feet make contact with Sheamus’s face, allowing him to flip from the dropkick and immediately slap on a painful looking armbar.
Phil Latio: Sheamus is in serious trouble here, he has been outmanoeuvred and he’s trapped in a submission.
Sheamus grits his teeth and searches for the ropes, but he’s right in the centre of the ring. Reynolds has put more and more torque on the hold by the second and any other man would have tapped by now, but Sheamus is too strong and too proud to give in to Reynolds. Sheamus lets out a final cry before going limp on the mat.
Phil Latio: I….I think it’s over. Has Reynolds won?
The referee approaches slowly and lifts the arm of Sheamus into the air and allows it to drop, it hits the mat with a thud.
ONE!
The referee does the same again, but there are still no signs of cognitive faculty from Sheamus and his harm hits the canvas once again.
TWO!
There is a look of anticipation on Reynolds’s face as the referee elevates Sheamus’s arm for the final time and allows it to fall, but a mere five inches from the mat, The Celtic Warriors’s muscles tighten and his arm stays propelled off of the mat. Suddenly Sheamus’s eyes open and there is a steely look of determination in his eyes as he transcends the pain barrier and pushes his frame off of the mat with his free arm and claws his way over to the ropes and grabs the bottom rope, forcing Dominic to release the hold upon him.
Don Chuckles: How on earth did he get out!?
Sheamus grabs his shoulder in agony and rolls underneath the bottom rope for a moment and the referee bars Reynolds from attacking Sheamus for a moment. As the World Champion rises from the mat, Dominic Reynolds kicks him in the gut and applies a front facelock and as he looks to surge downwards, Sheamus’s quadriceps bulge out as they resist Reynolds and instead, Sheamus performs a Northern Lights Suplex to counter the DDT.
Phil Latio: And here comes the World Champion!
Reynolds gets up from the mat, but he is sent crashing back down by a clothesline from Sheamus, then another and another, Sheamus wastes no time in allowing his opponent to recover and immediately whips him into the corner and charges in, but he receives a boot to the face for his troubles. As Sheamus stumbles off, Reynolds runs up from behind, leaps on to Sheamus’s shoulders and rolls him up, but instead of holding the pin, he rolls through and captures the ankle as he does so and begins to twist viciously in his signature hold!
Don Chuckles: If he thought that the armbar was painful, wait until he feels this!
Sheamus doesn’t allow Reynolds to wrap his legs around his to fully apply the hold and The Celtic Warrior rolls over on his back and puts his boot into Dominic’s gut and pushes back with all of his force, tearing free of the hold and sending Dominic backwards against the turnbuckles.
Phil Latio: Great escape by Sheamus!
Reynolds hits the turnbuckle at such pace that he doesn’t stay there an instead he stumbles forwards out of the corner in a daze, with no idea that Sheamus is already on his feet and in one swift motion, Sheamus charges forwards and nearly beheads him with a Brogue Kick!
Phil Latio: BROGUE KICK! He hit it!
The crowd erupt in boos as Sheamus covers Reynolds with a spark in his eye, the prospect of a win exciting him.
One…..
Two…..
THRE-
NO!!!!!
Phil Latio: Reynolds kicked out!
Sheamus’s pleasant expression turns sour and he scoops Dominic up off of the mat and brings his arm across his neck and shoulder with a look of pure malevolence.
Don Chuckles: I think Dominic would have been better off staying down….
Sheamus lifts Reynolds high into the air and brings him back down his knee with bone shattering impact!
Phil Latio: IRISH CURSE!!!
Dominic is lifeless on the mat and the crowd are now booing even louder than before.
One…….
Two……..
THREE!!!!!!
Phil Latio: Sheamus has done it! Sheamus has defeated Dominic Reynolds!
Sheamus stands in celebration in the middle of the ring as the crowd shower him in boos.
Steve Cruise: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner……SHEAMUS!
Phil Latio: Well now all that remains is to find out who will face this impressive athlete, this vicious warrior at the Longest Road pay per view.
Don Chuckles: It will be either Brian Gunn or Mr. Cartwright Parker! This will be epic!
Phil Latio: I agree. Lets get to the action. for our main event!
Main Event
Brian Gunn vs Mr Cartwright Parker (Esquire)
Steve Cruise: The following contest is scheduled for one fall... and it is to determine the Number One Contender to the Thy WWE World Heavyweight Championsip...
{The crowd cheers as "I Will Not Bow" by Breaking Benjamin hits the loud speakers, and smoke starts to fill the arena...}
Phil: Here we go... Our main event! The winner will go to face Sheamus for the World Title at our upcoming Pay-Per-View event!
Don: I can't see a thing out here with all of this smoke...
Steve Cruise: Introducing first... From London, England... Weighing in at two hundred thirty-five pounds... He is... BRIIIAN GUNN!
{The smoke has filled the arena has the half of the crowd begins to cheer. All of a sudden, the lights go out...}
Don: Uh oh... Show's over!
Phil: What's going on here?
{After a few seconds, the lights turn back on, and the smoke has cleared... Brian Gunn is in the ring! He stands tall on the second turnbuckle in the corner facing the hard camera, posing as the members of the crowd begin to take pictures, flashbulbs going off from all directions...}
Phil: Well, Brian Gunn sure as amassed almost like a cult following here in Thy WWE...
Don: Yeah... Well, at least we still have a few smart people out there... We'll see who has a following when Mr. Cartwright Edgar Parker, Esquire comes out!
Phil: Well, doctors have not cleared Parker to compete here tonight, so if he does decide to show up, he'll be competing on his own risk...
Don: That's right... I talked to Rick Speedwagon earlier this week, and he told me that any further injuries to Parker will not be held liable to Thy WWE!
Steve Cruise: And his opponent...
{Dvorak's "Symphony No. 9" begins to play throughout the arena as the place erupts with heat...}
Phil: Well, I guess we know who the crowd is behind tonight, eh, Don?
Don: Yeah, well, Parker's following must have fallen asleep after Brian Gunn's boring entrance... They'll wake up soon...
Steve Cruise: From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania... Weighing two hundred fifty-three pounds... Mr... Cartwright... Edgar... PARRRKER!
Don: Esquire...
{Brian Gunn warms up in the ring as everybody waits for Parker to come out... A few seconds pass, but he doesn't come out...}
Phil: Well, maybe Parker did the smart thing tonight, and took the doctor's advice...
Don: He'll be here, Latio! Unless, Gunn pulled another one of his tricks, that cheater!
{After a few more seconds, Parker burts through the curtain, cane in hand, and sporting a cast on his broken right arm. The crowd boos, and Parker gives a nonchalant nod of his head, and starts to walk down to the ring...}
Don: I told you, Latio! What a man!
Phil: Well, this may not be the wisest decision...
Don: Oh, stup up, Latio! Busted arm or not, you're looking at the new Number One Contender... The next World Champion!
{Parker makes his way up the steps, and wipes his feet on the apron before entering the ring via between the ropes... But he's cut off by a charging Brian Gunn! Gunn connects with a vicious kick the chest of Parker much to the delight of the crowd...}
Don: Oh, come on! I told you he was a cheater!
{The ref calls for the bell, and the match is underway... Gunn follows up with a few forearms to Parker's back... Parker stumbles back into the corner, and Gunn begins to thrust his shoulder into the gut of Parker. Parker looks to be winded, and Gunn starts to choke him!}
Don: Come on, ref!
{The ref demands Gunn break the illegal choke, and starts to count to five... Gunn breaks the choke at four, and taunts Parker to the delight of certain members of the crowd. Parker tries to catch his breath while staring daggers into Brian Gunn. Gunn backs off, gesturing that Parker bring it, and both men lock up... A struggle goes on until Parker, broken arm and all, shoves Gunn backwards and to the mat... Gunn gets back up, and they lock up... Once again, Parker shoves Gunn hard to the mat... }
Phil: Tremendous strength being demonstrated here by Parker...
Don: Even with one arm, Parker is throwing Gunn around the ring like a rag doll!
{Gunn back up, signalling for another lock up, and Parker moves in for it... But, before both men can lock up, Gunn quickly stops down on the toes of Parker... Parker winces, and Gunn stomps down on Parker's other foot... Each time Parker puts his other foot down, Brian Gunn stomps it! The crowd is laughing like crazy!}
Don: What is this!? This isn't a damn joke, Gunn! Let's be serious...
Phil: I do have to admit... It does look a little comical...
{Parker stumbles back into the corner once again, and Gunn quickly follows up with a few knife edge chops right across the chest... After each chop, a loud "WOO!" is heard from the sold out crowd... The ref intervenes, and tries to serperate the two men, as Gunn holds his hands in the air... Parker rubs his chest, and Gunn flat out slaps him across the face!}
Phil: Parker is NOT going to like that!
Don: Are you crazy, Gunn!?
{Brian Gunn laughs and moves around the ring taunting as we see Parker rubbing his jaw, looking increasingly angrier as he watches Brian Gunn...}
Don: Parker is PISSED!
{Brian Gunn turns around, and Parker charges full steam, connecting with a wicked clothesline, flipping Brian Gunn head over heels...}
Phil: Wow! What a clothesline! That was crazy!
Don: Only the best, Latio... Only the best.
{Parker doesn't give Gunn a chance to get up, and nurse his wounds, as he immediately climbs on top of Gunn in a full mount delivering thunderous right and left hooks to the side of Brian Gunn's head. Gunn has his hands up, attempting to block, and the ref counts to four, but Parker has not let up... The ref grabs Parker and shoves him off... Parker gets up angry and grabs the ref by the collar...}
Don: Yeah, you tell that ref... getting involved in the action like that...
Phil: I believe the ref made the right move, Don... He could have easily DQ'd Parker right there, but we need a clear winner, and he decided to let this match continue... Unless of course Parker goes too far right here...
{Parker holds the ref up by the collar as the ref begs for forgiveness... Parker looks like he's going to slam the ref, but changes his mind... Setting the ref back down, and patting the ref on the head. Parker turns around, and Brian Gunn attacks... Flying through the air, nailing Parker in the face with a spinning heel kick... Parker gets up right away though, and Gunn goes for a boot to the midsection... Parker catches his foot, and laughs, shaking his head... But, out of nowhere, Gunn flips in the air, striking Parker in the back of the head with his other boot...}
Phil: Beautiful enziguri by Brian Gunn!
Don: yeah, it was alright...
{With Parker laid out, Gunn moves to the corner, waiting for Parker to get to his feet...}
Phil: Gunn could be looking for the spear...
{Parker pulls himself up with his good arm, and Gunn charges... At the last second, Parker steps to the side, and throws Gunn shoulder first into the ring post! Gunn holds his shoulder in pain, turning around into Parker. Parker lifts up Brian Gunn onto his shoulder with one arm!}
Phil: Holy crap!
{Parker holds Gunn there for a few seconds to make sure the crowd, and the veiwers at home can see his strength, then powerslams Gunn hard to the mat...}
Phil: That is the definition of power!
Don: You're telling me!
{Parker then goes for the cover... The ref moves in to count...
1...
2...
{Brian Gunn kicks out at two and a half...}
Don: that was close, Latio! Damn close!
Phil: Brian Gunn still has a lot of fight left in him... Just as Parker does... It's going to take more than that to win this match for sure!
{Parker sits Gunn up, and drives his elbow into Gunn's trapezius muscle. Then another... And another... Parker then grabs a hold of Gunn's head, locking in a sleeper hold... Gunn tries to fight it, but soon starts to fade...}
Don: H's got him! H's passing out! Parker is the new Number One Contender!
{The refhas already lifted Gunn's hand twice by this time... the crowd is chanting and banging their feet, trying to will Brian Gunn back into this match... The ref lifts Gunn's hand one final time and...}
***TIME TO PLAY THE GAME***
{The crowd erupts as Triple H's music starts to play, and The Game steps out from behind the curtain, sledgehammer in hand...}
Don: What the hell does he want?
{As soon as Parker heard those first words, he let Gunn out of the sleeper hold, quickly turning around, to look at HHH... HHH slowly walks down the ramp, a slight hint of a smile on his face, but he doesn't enter the ring... Instead, HHH walks around the ring and stands in front of the announce table... Parker stares at him, mouthing "I already beat you! You want some more?" HHH points behind Parker, and Parker turns around into a dropkick from Gunn. Parker doesn't go down, though, and Gunn follows up with a few rights to the head. Gunn pushes Parker into the ropes and whips him across the ring. Parker ducks a clothesline from Gunn, and bounces off the ropes again. Gunn turns around and met with another devastating running clothesline from Parker. Parker goes for the quick cover again...
1...
2...
And Gunn kicks at at two and a half again. Parker quickly back up, and stomps Gunn in the chest. Parker starts to pull Gunn back to his feet as the referee is distracted, warning HHH not to try anything funny... Gunn lifts up his forearm, low blowing Parker right between the legs!}
Don: Hey! HHH distracted the ref!
Phil: No he didn't! The ref was just warning HHH not to get involved!
Don: But, still... Did you see Gunn cheat with that low blow, at least?
Phil: That I can't defend...
{With Parker holding his manhood in pain, Gunn gets back to his feet, and lifts Parker up high for a spinebuster... But he doesn't drop him! Instead, Gunn moves towards the ropes...}
Phil: Oh no, don't do it!
{Gunn lets go of Parker, sending him flying through the air, over the ropes, and slamming hard to the floor outside of the ring right in front of HHH!}
Phil: He's done! That's it! No man can get up that! His head smacked onto the floor with a sickening thud!
Don: Brian Gunn is sick!
{The crowd pops big time for that last move and starts chanting...
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!
Don: At least these idiots got something right...
{HHH looks mildly impressed as well, but keeps his distance, not getting involved unless he is provoked it seems... Gunn slides out of the ring, and starts to bring Parker back to his feet...}
Phil: Parker can barely stand! he may need some serious medical attention...
Don: Nah... He's a fighter, Latio... He's used to it...
Phil: How can somebody be used to something like, Don? Are you listening to yourself!?
{But, yes... Parker is back to his feet! But, he is knocked right back down after Gunn slams him face first into the announce table... Gunn again slams Parker's face into the table... With Parker down and out for a time being... Gunn starts to clear off the table...}
Phil: No, dammit! Jesus Christ! Not the table!
{Gunn rolls Parker on top of the announce table, and jumps on as well. Gunn pulls Parker up by the head, looking to hit something big... Parker burts to life, knocking Gunn's arms away, kicking Gunn in the gut, and following up a huge DDT through the announcer table!}
Don: YES! YES! WHAT A MOVE!
{A huge gasp from the crowd, as both men lay motionless in the debris leftover from the table... The ref has reached six in his count now, and neither man seems to be moving... HHH is shown looking at both men, then into the ring... Suddenly, HHH grabs Parker, and pulls him up... the ref screams at HHH, warning him once again... HHH yells "Shut the hell up!", and rolls Parker into the ring... Then HHH grabs Brian Gunn, pulling him to his feet, and rolling him into the ring as well. HHH then goes back to the same spot he was before, watching with intensity...}
Don: Damn that, HHH! He interfered again! he's trying to cost Parker the match! I knew it!
Phil: The hell he is, Don! Just like everybody here tonight, HHH wants to see a clear cut winner... Not some double count out rip off!
{Parker slowly crawls over to Gunn, draping his casted arm over Gunn's chest...}
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2...
Don: YES! PARKER WINS! PARKER WINS!
Phil: Brian Gunn kicked out, you idiot! It's not over yet! Watch a match!
{Brian Gunn rolls out of the ring... Parker gets back up, looking around for Gunn... Gunn crawls under the ring, and smoke starts to pour out from under the ring...}
Don: Oh, great... Let the games begin...
{Parker looks where he last saw Brian Gunn, and smiles to himself... Parker will not be fooled... Parker bounces off the ropes where Gunn went under the ring... Gunn crawls out from under the ring on the opposite side as Parker bounces and runs towards that side. Just as Gunn sticks his head up... he his met with two boots to his face care of a baseball slide dropkick from Parker. Parker quickly follows suit, and attacks Gunn on the outside again... Parker goes to whip Gunn into the ring post but Gunn reverses it... Sending Parker slamming into the ring post, broken arm first... Parker screams out in pain, and Gunn smells blood... Gunn grabs Parker by the bad arm, and wrings it around the ring post... Parker screams out again, and tries to slide back into the ring, but Gunn still has a hold of his bad arm... Gunn, still on the outside, and Parker lying on his stomach in the ring, desperately, trying to break free, wrings Parker's arm around the the ring posts once more... Another scream... Another wringer followed by another scream... Parker seems to be blinded by the pain in his arm as he lies on the mat after Gunn let him free... Parker tries to shake the pain out, and Brian Gunn leaps up onto the top turnbuckle... the crowd deafening... They know what comes next! Brian Gunn leaps, spinning in the air, and landing hard on top of Parker...}
Phil: The Soul Crusher!
Don: ...
{Brian Gunn clenches his midsection in pain, and goes for the cover...
One...
Two...
Three!
Phil: It's over! Brian Gunn has done it!
Steve Cruise: The winnder of this match, and the Number One Contender... BRIAN GUNN!
Don: This is BS, Phil! Complete BS!
Phil: I do admit, I don't nessessarily agree with the tactics of either of these men, but both of them took no prisoners, Don... This was an all out brawl! I just hope Thy WWE's World Champion was watching this match, because he's going to have his hands full at the Pay-Per-View, defending against this man... Brian Gunn!
{Brian Gunn slowly gets his feet, and the ref raises his arm in the air, declaring him the victor... The crowd is divided, but Brian Gunn doesn't care... He climbs the turnbuckle, and poses... at HHH! HHH just nods, and gives a half hearted slow clap... }
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