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Post by Dominic Reynolds on Jan 19, 2011 23:58:23 GMT -5
Beno vs. Sting vs. The Pelican vs. UltraMantis Black vs. The Rock
(Newcomer Challenge--Battle Royal)
Five of the newest signees to Thy WWE get a chance to make an immediate impact on their first night in Thy WWE. Battle Royal's are an unknown and unpredictable match, with anything being possible. Who will win and make a name for himself? Guess we shall tune in to find out. |
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Post by robstorm on Jan 20, 2011 13:45:29 GMT -5
Sting stands in the rafters high above the arena watching the action unfolding in the ring below before turning towards the camera and speaking
Sting:You know when i began in this business a few things defined the guys in the back honesty integrity and loyalty back then a handshake was just as good as a written contract a mans word was his bond now as i look at what this sport has become i cant help but feel disgusted by the way promoters wrestlers and yes even the fans act the promoters and performers care nothing of loyalty except to themselves and the money oh the money the driving force behind all of your actions the reason you act the way you do with no care whatsoever to who or what you destroy to get it there are no longer good guys and bad guys there is no line anymore everyone does whatever they want with no fear whatsoever of the repercussions of their actions you wanna know why i’m here in this cesspool called WWE i’m here to become the conscience of all the vile people here to so them for every action they perform their is an equal reaction or consequence to what they do i’ve stood here for weeks watching whats going on around here and let me tell you i don’t like whats going on here one bit you have clowns like Mr. Swag-A-Licious running around like a fool with music like m.c. hammer are you kidding me seriously how can you ever expect to be takin seriously with a shtick like that thats why i took you out because you make a mockery of everything i’ve worked so hard for and the beatings will continue until i clean this place up once and for all and bring integrity and honor back to this profession now at oppression i am booked in a battle royal with a few of these clowns that wanna make a name well let me tell you it will not be at my expense i’m gonna toss each and every one of you out of that ring and stand with my hand raised in victory like it should be and then start on my quest to rid this company of the slime that fills it and who oh who do they put me in the ring with oh lets just take a look Ultra-Mantis Black really a guy that runs around and fancies he is a mantis well i’ve heard that a mantis always prays so take that bit of knowledge and use it pray pray as hard as you can mantis but let’s be honest here no amount of prayer is gonna help you here ultra you can come to the ring prepared for battle hell bring your whole Order of the Neo Solar Temple.with you but your still going over that top rope no two ways about it next we have another animal The Pelican really The Pelican what was Bird of Prey taken or something to make you pick this ridiculous name no no your just out for a quick laugh and a quick buck but when you step between the ropes with me trust me i’m gonna make you earn every dime i’m gonna make you fight scratch and claw your way to the pay window which i predict will be very early i predict your the first one out on your butt do everyone a favor and just stay home the next guy in the match is The Rock AKA the Bhrama Bull wait wait wait am i in a wrestling match or a freakin zoo here i can’t tell anymore whats the matter Rocky no more movies to shoot Hollywood got fed up with ya so they sent you back to the wrestling world to torture us with your horrid acting skills lets just hope you wrestle better than you act oh and leave the too-too at home please and finally a guy buy the name of Beno i don’t know much about you but hey at least your a vegetable and not an animal but that wont help you either i may just save you for last after i throw everyone else out and see what your made of the point of the matter is no matter who you stick in front of me they will go down and after i take all these frauds in the back out i’m coming after the biggest fraud of all yeah i’m talking about you Vincent Kennedy McMahon how many lives have you destroyed to get where you are how many people have you put out of a job to make sure your on top of the world and have a pocket full of money well no more cause after i’m through with you the real show begins.
at that the camera fades out and sting returns to watching the ring below
(ooc)lemme know what you think it's been about 5 years since i've done this. any feedback or criticism welcomed
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Post by Mr. Cartwright Edgar Parker on Jan 22, 2011 4:26:23 GMT -5
((Please include periods and paragraph breaks. When a promo is entirely one long run-on sentence, that's not really good form))
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Post by robstorm on Jan 22, 2011 12:24:42 GMT -5
k thanx
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Post by thepelican on Jan 22, 2011 14:28:58 GMT -5
*The Scene opens*The Pelican: Swauk…..skwauk Twinkly Dinkly: Ohhh….ohhh… YOU!!!!!!!........ The Pelican: Like what else am I supposed to say my name is “The Pelican” … I’m better off just fitting in my role after all…. So...here we are....we all now that pelican is a joke but what about the rest of the so called Greatest Thy Superstars to graze the Thy WWE like fresh cut grass. What about The Rock…..Rocky rocky….Rock…. I love rocks you know that….the come in many shapes and sizes….and many different colors black….and white….and you know about rocks…I only like the biggest ones….the biggest…… well Rocky….speaking of like “Rocks” isn’t their something you want to tell you friends, your family….. your still "hiding in the closet"…and here is the proof ladies and gentlemen  The Pelican: Not much to say is there, care to explain yourself after that one, you were….ahem…just stretching….no on to Sting…..I wonder where you got that name from….oh little precious sting….if we ever leaked out those pictures of you…ahem….how about some baby pictures of you…The Pelican: awwww….a boo…boo..boo….a boo…boo..boo…gochie….gochie…..ahhhh…gochie gochie goo….look at you….such a little fat baby…aren’t you….arn’t you…..a boo….boo..boo…. now I know where you got the “Sting” name from…. Taken a liking to bees huh there “Sting”….. Twinkly Dinkly: ……YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Pelican: ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Twinkly Dinkly: ……YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Pelican: ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Twinkly Dinkly: ……YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Pelican: ahem…. Onto beno….not much do I know about other than he’s probably a fat plumber much like Mario and Lugie……but ahem…. The only theory I have on this subject of matter is that this sign right out of Thy WWE Headquarters this is posted every where… The Pelican: So I can’t really judge you about your wrestling skills, but I do have some …ahem…plumbing problems that I could have you fix….if you would please….Twinkly Dinkly: ……YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Pelican: ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Twinkly Dinkly: ……YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Pelican: ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Twinkly Dinkly: ……YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Pelican: Ahem….once again…back to the hand at matter…or is it the matter at hand….Ultra Mantis Black…. The Power Ranger…or whatever…but I think he was a villain on that show… or where you the good guy…. I think you were that machine that The Green Ranger called was it….. well if not…. Ladies and gentlemen…incoming data…it is confirmed that he is not….. I seen a picture of him and his hot girlfriend…. The Pelican: Now that include my promo….and the facts that not all of us here in thy are not without fault…we are all here with fault….it just so happens….that I’m just a little…ahem….Special….. speaking of speciall…..Twinkly Dinkly shall weTwinkly Dinkly: ……YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Pelican: ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Twinkly Dinkly: ……YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Pelican: ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Twinkly Dinkly: ……YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Pelican: I like to move it…move it…. I like to move it…move it..... Twinkly Dinkly: : ……YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Pelican: ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Twinkly Dinkly: ……YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Pelican: ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Twinkly Dinkly: ……YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Pelican: I like to move it…move it…. I like to move it…move it *The Scene Fades to black*
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Post by Dominic Reynolds on Jan 22, 2011 15:57:45 GMT -5
LMFAO
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Post by Beno/Maven on Jan 29, 2011 17:54:52 GMT -5
The scene opens up as a white Cadillac approaches the Quicken Loans arena in Cleveland, Ohio. The vehicle takes a sharp left into the parking lot and pulls up to the front. The driver's side door slowly opens and we see a large muscular man walk into view. He's dressed in a pair of light blue jeans, tan steel toe survivor boots, a silk black button up shirt and a heavy black car hart jacket. His head is shaved, but brown hair is still visible. A pair of dark sunglasses cover his eyes from view. A gold chain lays around his thick neck. He has a light brown beard that is shaven up until his jawline and a mustache to complete it. Both ears are pierced with large diamond studs. He shuts the door to the Cadillac lightly and makes his way to the entrance. He stops at the sign out in front, advertising the Oppression event.
 : So this is it. This is where I make my stunning debut and dominate four other men in a battle royal. Heh. I was told this was the place to be. That they have the brightest and greatest talent around. We'll see about that.
He enters the building as the cameras quickly follow. He makes his way around the corridors of the building, taking notice of empty locker rooms, a staff area, a green room, a refreshment area and many other areas in the building. The arena is kept tidy and clean. We see a janitor here and there sweeping up the place, making sure it looks its finest for the big event. He picks up a steel chair that is leaning up in the corner. He makes his way down to the main backstage area and goes toward the curtains. As he passes, he sees the thousands of empty seats that fill the arena. The ring is already set up for one reason or another. He smirks and makes his way down the ramp. Once next to the ring, he slides the chair into the ring and walks up the steel steps. He steps before the top and middle rope and reclaims the steel chair. Once in hand, he folds it and takes a seat.
: For all of you who do not know who I am, let me introduce myself. I go by the name of Beno. My real name is of no importance to any of you that will be watching this at home or in the back if any of the so called "stars" arrive early to check the place out like myself. Now this wasn't my first option of employment. I've been in contact with many other organizations around the world that have seen my in ring ability and offered me contracts on the spot. I was personally called by the owners of the companies. But a man that has been like a brother to me for years called me up not that long ago and told me about this joint. You all know him as the former World Heavyweight champion, Maven. He was my mentor when I first started of wrestling in small independent promotions around the country. He was the reason I became a star. He inspired me along with the likes of D'Lo Brown, Shane Douglas, Perry Saturn and Ric Flair. I met Maven a long time ago when we were both competing in the Indy circuit. We cliqued immediately. We trained together traveled together. He helped me a lot along the way. So it's no surprise that I would take his advice and come to Thy WWE. I've seen the men that he faced when we held the championship belt in the past. To be honest, none of them were that impressive. I've seen bigger and badder men. They've all fallen to me in the past. I've showed dominance wherever I competed. Broken bodies and crushed spirits paved my walk way to glory. Wherever I went, I left my mark. I dealt with the best that each promoter had and sent them back on stretchers. There has yet to be a man that could stop me from achieving what I wanted. That won't change here. Because in just six short days, I'll be making my long awaited debut in a five man battle royal.
Beno smirks a bit before removing his jacket and lays it on the mat. He leans back and looks int other camera.
Beno: Battle royals aren't anything new to me. I've won more than a dozen of them in the past. I've single handedly eliminated nine men in a ten man battle royal to earn respect for a company that I was with not that long ago. It was perhaps one of the most dominating performances that has ever been seen on national television. I competed in a hardcore rules battle royal where I took a weed whacker shot to the midsection from my own tag team partner. I stuck it out and finished the match. This is one of my specialties and it will be shown at Oppression. As they say in Texas, this isn't my first rodeo. I'll be given the chance to test my might against two established men and two guys that no one has ever heard of. Those men are the legendary Rock, the icon Sting, the Pelican and UtraMantis Black. The Rock has been here two previous times from what I've been told. Will the guy actually stick around this time? Or will he again take a leave of absence like the washed up has been that he is? Who knows. We'll find out in the battle royal.
Beno looks intensely at the camera and cracks his knuckles.
I suppose it is time to start talking about the other combatants in this match with me. Now who ti start with? There isn't really much of a selection to begin with. I suppose it'll have to be the biggest name of them all, The Rock. Now Rocky, you've been quiet during this whole period of time. Does the cat have your tongue? Or did you hear of my arrival and already ask for your release? It's a funny thing really. At one point you were the best in the business. You've literally done it all in sports entertainment. WCW champion, Intercontinental champion, WWF champion, Undisputed and so on. You headlined Wrestlemania against the infamous Hollywood Hulk Hogan ten years ago. Its true that you've made some appearances now and again, but you didn't do yourself any good. You came to Thy WWE looking for something and never found it from what I understand. This will mark either your third of fourth return since arriving here. You haven't accomplished anything since making your in ring return. So what is the point in you coming back once more? There really isn't one. You're better off making movies. We all know that's what you're good at. Not wrestling men in your underwear. But if you insist on going through with the match, It'll be my pleasure to inflict a great deal of pain upon you. The great one? Heh that's a laugh.
The next man i the agenda is also a legend, Sting. Now Sting didn't keep quiet. Hell he was the first man to speak. I couldn't quite understand anything that you said but I got a few things out of you. One, you think that you'll be throwing every other man out of the battle royal. I'm sorry to tell you this but that wont be happening. You're the eldest one of all the men in the upcoming battle royal. You haven't got it in you to overpower me. Let alone four other men who will likely be gunning for you. See in a way I envy you Sting. You have something that I've always wanted. You have the legendary status that has eluded me. I've been in this business for many years, decimating the competition and claiming victory after victory. You've been in this business a long time now. Like the Rock, you've practically done it all. But there is one thing that neither of you have done. And thats beaten me. Until you do that, you'll just be a piece of gun on the bottom of my boot. Onto my second point. You did something that you should not have done. You talked down about our boss, Mr. Vincent Kennedy McMahon. The man that signs your pay checks and gave you life. A man that has hand picked me to lead this company into the new age of extremities and prosperity. You will just be another shadow.
Two more men are taking part in this match. Ill continue this promo by speaking of a man who thinks of himself more or less like a comedian than a professional wrestler. I believe his name is the Pelican? Not much for a name but I guess it's a bit creative. You don't seem like you take this match very seriously. This should be something that you work your hardest on. Not a time slot for you to crack jokes about your opponents. This isn't Comedy Central and you sir are certainly no George Lopez. Do you honestly think a plumbing joke is amusing to anyone? Did you put that together on photobucket.com? You really are a joke you know that. You don't even deserve to be mentioned but because of the ridiculous comment and poster, you'll receive the majority of my heat. All you've done is make an ass out of yourself and an ass out of this company for signing you to a contract. You don't deserve to be here in Thy WWE. And quite frankly, you should be strung up by your thumbs and beaten with canned yams. I plan on showing you my true strength and superiority by driving you face first into the mat with my Beno bomb!
Beno looks a bit red in the face.
And now, UltraMantis Black. You go about as a praying mantis and even dress up like on. Well let's just say that for the battle royal, consider yourself exterminated.
Beno chuckles to himself lowly.
It is destiny that has brought me here to Thy WWE. The gods and goddess's have told me that fate has conspired in my favor and that I will one day reign supreme as the Unified World champion here in Thy WWE. Through hell fire and brimstone, I will be the one that gets his hand raised when the bell sounds. My path to greatness starts at Oppression!
Beno stares intensely at the camera as it backs to black.
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Post by robstorm on Jan 30, 2011 6:55:30 GMT -5
The scene opens as Sting arrives at the arena for the Oppression PPV in Cleveland, Ohio.He slowly makes his way to the rafters to await his much anticipated Thy WWE debut. He looks out over the empty arena as the crew is busily readying the arena for the ppv and smirks as he thinks of his upcoming match the newcomer battle royal.
Sting: You know it’s kind of unfair to the other participants in this match throwing me in there with the newcomers. I myself am nowhere new to this sport or it to me but if thats how its gotta be then thats how its gonna be.Ultra-mantis black The Pelican,The Rock,Beno and the stinger in that ring. 5 guys gunning for the top 5 guys giving they’re all to prove they are the next big thing here in Thy WWE.
Ultra Mantis Black i guess you took my advice because we haven’t heard a word out of you so you must be praying to whatever it is you pray to. I don’t know anything about you other than the fact you go around portraying an insect really man really. I mean you need to dig down deep and decide what do you really want a championship or just a quick buck. I have seen punks like you come and go so quick in this sport it’s not even funny anymore. You come in make a few mil and then you drop back into the obscurity you came from never to be heard from again.Your only out for yourselves you care nothing of loyalty or the sacrifice it takes to succeed here the blood sweat and tears you put into becoming the best you can to be immortalized. I’m through wasting my breath on you it just isn’t worth it.
Sting walks a little further down the rafters coming closer to the stair area of the rafters and looks into the production crew backstage hurrying about to get ready for the show.
Sting: Rocky your another one that has kept his mouth shut i don’t know if its because your running away or what. But your usually out here talking smack left and right telling everyone why it doesn’t matter or Rudy poo candy something or another. Just spouting off now in the day you had the fire in your belly winning title after title main event after main event. Hell you headlined wrestlemania with Hulk Hogan it makes me think rock you just don’t have it anymore you don’t have the desire the burning deep down to do what we do. Maybe Hollywood has made you soft you can’t take the beating or the abuse like you used to cause in the squared circle your not gonna have a stunt double to take the punishment for you. Your gonna be out there you against 4 other men all going for the W. Can you handle it rock we’ll see tonight.
Sting comes down the stairs and heads towards the gorrila position looking out over the arena again as the stands begin to fill.
Sting: Pelican you said what you had to say not like anyone took it seriously it was a joke just like you. You know who you remind me of Doink the Clown another joke in the annuals of Pro Wrestling. Its guys like you that take all the credibility away from the people who work hard and train their whole lives for a shot at this. You come in here with some stupid gimmick not knowing what your doing or even why your doing it. Then someone gets hurt because of your care-free attitude and you dont understand why. I’ll tell you why it’s because you’ll never make it being the joke you are your not ready to stand up and bleed sweat and sacrifice for this sport. You just like mantis want that quick buck why dont you two team up what to call yourselves how about the circus cause your nothing but freaks.
Sting walks further back in the locker room passing the supertars of Thy WWE stopping in front of a door marked Vincent Kennedy McMahon.
Sting: Hey look Mantis and Pelican I even went out a found a manager for your little team cause thats all this man has done for years.put on a circus of his freaks week in and week out destrying lives and carrers along the way. Never once thinking of the people he stepped on to get where he is. He parades all his freaks out here none of them knowing the first thing about the sacrifices we made to give them a chance to compete here. Just running around like the freaks they are if your 6“5 300 lbs yeah we’ll sign you no experience wrestling who cares you look good. were did that get em well ask Droz who is permanatly crippled because these people dont know what they are doing his whole life destroyed. He will never be able to run and play with his kids because of this man.
Sting walks back up to the rafters as the show kicks off with the opening pyro.
Sting:Now Beno you dont like me talking about vince that’s too bad stop me. He has probably filled your head about how your his handpicked savior of the company yeah that line’s been used alot. Just ask Drew McEntire if you can find him. The fact is he will use you up like everyone else and throw you in the dump when he has finished. And don’t let my age fool ya i can still run with the big dogs boy dont forget that. Yes i have legendary status but its because i earned it not because it was handed to me like i was some chosen one. And you and all the other guys wanna go after me thats fine thats how i like it me against the world thats how its always been. Fighting adversity brings out the best in me but i don’t have to tell you that you’ll find out tonight.
with that the camera fades to black as the show kicks in high gear.
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Post by Dominic Reynolds on Jan 30, 2011 7:40:04 GMT -5
That second RP will not count for judging Sting, the RP limit is posted as one only.
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: So this is it. This is where I make my stunning debut and dominate four other men in a battle royal. Heh. I was told this was the place to be. That they have the brightest and greatest talent around. We'll see about that.
