Post by Dominic Reynolds on Dec 23, 2010 6:30:37 GMT -5
He who rules with an iron fist commands an instant respect…what happens though when his authority is questioned? What happens when his rule is questioned? Well that means that he has to crush the rebellion? If the rebellion isn’t crushed then it could lead to anarchy…
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MONDAY NIGHT RAW
As the shot pans around the sold out Energy Solutions Arena in the beautiful city of Salt Lake City, Utah we can see happy and excited fans wearing various merchandise of their favorite superstars and holding up signs showing support. The shot then goes to ringside as we can see a grinning Don Chuckles and Phil Latio.
Don Chuckles: Ladies and gentleman…welcome to MONDAY NIGHT RAW!!!!!
Phil Latio: Ay Don…ever since you and I went to Vegas this past weekend I’ve had this itch that just won’t quit. Note for the future…Madame Tran’s Lov-
Don Chuckles: Phil, Phil, not now…
Phil Latio: Ohhhh….
Don Chuckles: Tonight we’ve got an exciting show to put on for you as we see our tag team champions in Austin Starr and Kenneth Walker in action in tonight’s main event against two of Society’s members.
Phil Latio: Those two schmucks are busy fighting over that woman instead of focusing on the match at hand. My bet is on Society.
Don Chuckles: That’s our main event though Phil…but right now let’s go ahead and get this show under way with our first match of the night. Justin Time…who made an impressive return and win last week takes on Thy WWE newcomer in Ted DiBiase.
Match 1: Justin Time vs. Ted DiBiase
Justin Time's entrance video appears up on the titan tron as the crowd goes wild. The crowd gives Justin Time mix reactions as Justin Time makes his way onto the stage. Time cocks a grin and taunts the arena. Justin Time walks down the ramp and slowly makes his way down the ramp and into the ring. His music ends and Time waits for his opponent.
Ted Dibiase Jr's theme song begins to play and the fans begin to boo. Ted Dibiase being a new comer here in the Thy WWE looks ready as he smiles and walks down the ramp and slides into the ring. Dibiase raises his arms, keeping his eyes on Justin Time the whole time. The music stops and the match begins.
Don Chuckles: This should be a good match Phil
Phil Latio: God this itch won’t go away…I’m gonna kill that hoo-
Don Chuckles: And here we go Phil…
Right off the bat; Justin Time hits what he calls Time Flys aka a flying forearm knocking Ted Dibiase down. Time goes for a quick cover but Dibiase kicks out at one. Justin picks up Dibiase and connects with a couple punches before hitting a snap suplex. Time picks up Ted Dibiase Jr. and throws him into the turnbuckle. Justin Time runs at Ted Dibiase and nails him with a splash. Time makes his way to the middle of the ring as Ted Dibiase is seeing stars. Justin Time grabs Ted Dibiase and hits a Dragon Suplex. The back of Dibiase hits the mat hard. Time goes for the win again but only getting a TWO count. Ted still in this. Time picks up Dibiase and goes to irish whip the newcomer but Dibiase reacts and starts nailing punches. It seems like Ted is about to gain some momentum! Ted Dibiase runs at Time but Time puts Dibiase on the ground with a huge clothesline, killing any momentum Ted Dibiase might had built up. Justin sits up Dibiase and out of nowhere hits a low enzguire. Dibiase's head smacks the mat hard. Justin Time picks up Ted and does a small spin move and hitting a Sweet Chin Music aka The ClockStopper! Justin pins Ted Dibiase and gets the three count!
Winner: Justin Time in 6:10 via The Clock Stopper
Don Chuckles: Justin Time wins again Phil
Phil Latio: Ted got his butt whooped…I don’t think we’re gonna be seeing him again anytime soon here Don.
Don Chuckles: Sure looks that way Phil…sure looks that way…we have gotta go to commercial brea-. No…wait…I’m being told that we are gonna go backstage…something is apparently happening with the tag team champions.
We can see the big screen come to life as the backstage area is shown…we can see one half of the Thy WWE Tag Team Champions in Austin Starr as he walks through the arena. Austin looks to be visibly irritated as he walks past production crew members and arena staff for a few moments before pushing open a pair of double doors and stepping out onto the loading area. Austin immediately lays eyes on Kenneth Walker who is standing against a wall smoking a cigar and just staring out into the night. Walking up to Kenneth we can see Austin still looking visibly irritated.
Austin Starr: Kenneth
Kenneth just continues to stare out into space
Austin Starr: Answer me Kenneth
Taking one last puff from his cigar before tossing the remainder down onto the ground, we hear Kenneth let out an exacerbated sigh before turning and coming face to face with Austin.
Kenneth Walker: What
Austin Starr: Old friend, I could honestly care less what you do or how you do it. But you need to pull your head out of your ass and focus on what’s at hand. These Society guys and the-
Kenneth Walker: Shut up
Austin Starr: Excuse me
Kenneth Walker: You heard me…shut your mouth. Listen to me and listen well you self-loathing narcissist…don’t come to me questioning my focus, or telling me that I need to get back into the game. Just worry about yourself…seeing as how your mind appears to be elsewhere as well.
Austin Starr: What are you talking about?
Kenneth Walker: I know about the little rendezvous that you and Lily had old friend…tell me Austin…what other secrets have you been keeping from me?
Austin says nothing as Kenneth continues…
Kenneth Walker: You have the nerve to come to me talking about focus…acting like you give a shit about this team…when this whole time you’ve been going behind my back and keeping things from me.
We can see anger flare in Kenneth’s eyes as he steps directly in front of Austin…now nose to nose it looks like the two men are going to come to blows right here and now.
Austin Starr: Get it together Kenneth…that’s all I’m gonna say to you old friend…that’s all I’m gonna say.
Kenneth immediately smacks Austin hard across the face, which causes Austin to snap back and flare with rage.
Kenneth Walker: Mind your business Austin…mind your business
Kenneth forcibly pushes Austin aside as he walks back into the arena. The shot comes in close on a now furious Austin Starr as the show goes to a commercial break.
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Match 2: Sir Luscious Leftfoot/Mr. Swag-A-Licious vs. John Sturking/Shawn Michaels
(No DQ)
When the show comes back from commercial break, we can already see the unique team of Sir Luscious Leftfoot and Mr. Swag-A-Licious in the ring moon walking and strutting around as their soul train and hip hop mixed theme song plays over the arena speakers. These two men haven’t been seen in a Thy WWE ring since Wrestlemania when management was on a quest to teach these two the art of actually caring about wrestling and competing for wins rather than just dancing all the time. Perhaps tonight is gonna be different…but they face a real uphill task in the red hot team of John Sturking and Shawn Michaels. Once the music stops we see the two dancing machines stop and look towards the entrance way as “Sexy Boy” comes on over the arena speakers and we can see Shawn Michaels and John Sturking come out to boos from the arena crowd.
Don Chuckles: Sturking and Michaels have been on a role as of late Phil…with their tag team title match next month at the Oppression PPV…I’m sure they’re gonna be looking to make an example out of Leftfoot and Swag-A-Licious.
Phil Latio: I wonder if they make a suit like the one Luscious is wearing in my size.
Don Chuckles: What are you talking about Phil?
Phil Latio: Luscious and Swag got all the ladies mane
Don Chuckles: You do know that you’re white right?
Michaels and Sturking walk down the ramp to ringside and get inside, once the two of them get there they lock eyes with Swag and Leftfoot for a moment before the referee steps between them and asks if both teams understand the rules at hand. We see Swag and Leftfoot nod while Sturking and Michaels nod slowly. Swag-A-Licious steps out of the ring and gets onto the apron while Sturking does the same thing. The referee then orders the bell to be rung and this match is underway. When Swag hears the bell he turns towards Michaels and slaps his ass and lets out a Michael Jackson like squeal. This odd display seems to perplex Michaels who just stares dumbfounded for a moment at Swag, which leaves him open to be hit with a running clothesline. Michaels drops down to the mat quickly, but bounces back up fast, only for Swag to drop him with another clothesline. We can immediately see a difference in the demeanor of Swag-A-Licious as he mounts Michaels and starts to reign down a flurry of girlish slaps. Michaels covers up as the referee pushes him off. We see the referee start to admonish Swag-A-Licious, but then he stops as he remembers that this match is no disqualification as Shawn Michaels stands up and walks back towards his partner. We can see Shawn shaking his head, obviously frustrated with himself for underestimating Swag-A-Licious.
Don Chuckles: This definitely isn’t the same Luscious Leftfoot and Mr. Swag-A-Licious that we’ve seen before Phil.
Phil Latio: Don’t be a swag hater Don, I knew all along my boys would get the job done b.
Don Chuckles: Again…you aren’t black
Phil Latio: Whatever mane
Michaels…still shaking his head looks towards Sturking and tags him into the match. Sturking comes into the match and charges towards Swag, but is caught with a drop toe hold. Swag then pulls Sturking up partially, but is caught with a blatant low blow. We see Swag’s eyes bulge in pain as he drops to the mat. Sturking then looks at the referee, reveling in the fact that he can’t be admonished. Looking back down at Swag, we see Sturking grab him and toss him shoulder first into the nearest turnbuckle. Some of the fans sitting ringside grimace in pain along with Swag, who pulls out of the corner only to be dropped down to the mat with a double axe handle smash from Sturking. Sturking then walks casually over to Michaels and tags him back into the match. Michaels comes in as he moves around Swag and waits for him to get up, once Swag is back up, we see Michaels sting his chest with a knife edge chop before grabbing him and lifting him up for an inverted atomic drop. Swag staggers backwards as Michaels bounces off the ropes, charging back towards Swag we can see Swag sidestep just enough to use Michaels own momentum against him as he pushes Michaels towards Luscious Leftfoot who clocks Michaels with a left hand. Michaels is rocked backwards and Swag follows up with an enseguri kick to the head which drops Michaels down to the mat.
Don Chuckles: Sturking and Michaels actually appear to have a fight on their hands Phil.
Phil Latio: I told you ba-bay…the Soul Train can’t be stopped…ohhhh yea!
Don just shakes his head at Phil’s attempt to act African American as back in the ring we can see Michaels and Swag get to their corners and tag in their respective partners. John Sturking and Luscious Leftfoot enter the ring and meet in the center of the ring trading blows. Sturking’s power advantage is quickly seen as he knees Leftfoot in the gut and grabs him by the head as he heaves him outside of the ring. Michaels and Swag look on while standing on the apron while Sturking goes outside of the ring, but gets thumbed in the eye by Leftfoot and then gets his skull banged off the ringside barrier. Sturking staggers backwards as Leftfoot follows, stinging his legs with kicks the whole way. Grabbing Sturking again we see Leftfoot try to slam his head off the stairs, but Sturking reverses and slams Leftfoot off the stairs before grabbing him and hitting a back suplex on the arena floor. Inside of the ring we can see the referee look bored as he asks the two of them to get back in the ring sometime soon. Sturking gets up from the floor after hitting the move, and he gets dove onto by Swag who starts to reign down more slaps on Sturking. This immediately causes Michaels to step down and rush to his partner’s aid as he pulls Swag off of Sturking and the two of them start to trade blows on the arena floor.
Don Chuckles: A surprisingly competitive match being seen here Phil.
Phil Latio: Looks like these two dancing machines finally got their wrestle swag up to par. Couldn’t have been sooner baby….yeah!
Leftfoot gets up from the back suplex and rolls Sturking into the ring, getting inside himself we see Leftfoot pull Sturking up to his feet and try to lift Sturking on his shoulders. Leftfoot isn’t able to lift the heavier Sturking, but Sturking clubs Leftfoot right between his shoulder blades before lifting him onto his shoulders for an Attitude Adjustment. Leftfoot wriggles frantically like a fish out of water, as he is able to slip down off of Sturking’s shoulders, and bounce backwards off the ropes quickly. As Sturking turns around, Leftfoot charges and catches Sturking clean on the chin with The Big Leftfoot. Sturking falls down to the mat and as Swag takes down Michaels on the outside we see Leftfoot hook the leg of Sturking in the ring and wave the referee to make the count. Three seconds later the bell is rung and the match is over.
Winner(s): Sir Luscious Leftfoot/Mr. Swag-A-Licious in 15:10 via The Big Leftfoot
Don Chuckles: Oh my god…I can’t believe it.
Phil Latio: SWAG ON MY NIGS!!!! YEA!!!!!!
Don Chuckles: Wow dude….just wow….wait a second….look Phil.
It looks like Swag and Leftfoot aren’t going to be able to celebrate though because on the outside of the ring we see Michaels low blow Swag and toss him into the ringside steps before rolling in the ring. As Leftfoot gets to his feet and has the referee raise his hand, we see him turn and get caught square on the jaw with a Sweet Chin Music from Shawn Michaels. Michaels slaps Sturking on the back and pulls him up to awaken him as he rolls to the outside of the ring and grabs a steel folding chair. After tossing it into the ring, we see him grab another and do the same thing. Sturking is now back on his feet now as he grabs one of the chairs, Michaels rolls back into the ring and grabs the second steel chair as the fans start to boo the two men.
Don Chuckles: Somebody stop these guys, they are sore losers.
Phil Latio: This is what swag haters do man, you know what it is.
Don Chuckles: Perhaps they’re gonna send a message to the champs here Phil!
We see Michaels wait for Leftfoot to try and get up before cracking him over the back with his chair. Leftfoot falls back down to the mat as Sturking and Michaels take turns hitting Leftfoot with stiff chair shots to the back and legs…moments later we see Swag get into the ring to try and help his partner but he is hit in the stomach with a chair by Sturking and then cracked over the head by Michaels. The number one contenders to the tag titles spend a few more moments hitting stiff shots to Swag and Leftfoot before trainers and backstage staff flood the ring to finally put an end to the assault. Sturking and Michaels drop the chairs, spit on the fallen men and then motion that they’re gonna have the titles around their waists soon enough. Sturking and Michaels leave the ring while the staff check on Swag and Leftfoot as the show goes to a commercial break.
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As we come back from the commercial break we can see the four Society members sitting in their usual seats near ringside. Magpie and Vulture are looking on, perhaps getting themselves ready for their tag team main event tonight while Oriole has her head hung low. Robin meanwhile, stands up, as he climbs over the barrier and makes his way into the ring. Asking for a microphone from the ringside crew, he is given one and he looks around at the arena fans before beginning to speak. Before he can even get a word out though, we hear the music of new Thy WWE Unified World Champion Jonny Freeman kick on over the arena speakers. Last week we seen Jonny’s triumph get denied as he endured a pair of default wins en route to basically being handed the top prize. Such a blatant crock drove Jonny over the edge last week, as he attacked the General Manager’s assistant and trashed the ringside area as last weeks’ Raw came to a close.
Don Chuckles: Uh oh Phil…the champion snapped last week at the end of Raw…vowing revenge against Robin…what do you think is gonna happen now?
Phil Latio: I think Birdboy is gonna get silenced Don.
We can see a grin cross the face of Robin as Jonny Freeman makes his way down the ramp and rolls inside the ring, while the fans cheer Jonny, he doesn’t take his eyes off of Robin as he takes off his World Championship and raises it into the air. Robin doesn’t seem to be amused, or impressed in any way as Jonny looks at the official still in the ring and asks for a microphone. Robin offers Jonny his microphone, Jonny takes it and then begins to speak.
Jonny Freeman: Last week…last week was supposed to be my crown jewel…last week was supposed to be my defining moment. I’ve heard the doubters say it for the longest time now; Jonny, you’re washed up…Jonny you suck…Jonny you need to retire…Jonny, stop wasting our time. Last week was supposed to be my moment to silence those voices once and for all, I was supposed to come out to the ring…put on a pair of brilliant performances and come out of it with the World Championship around my waist. But no Robin…you denied me of that didn’t you. You took it upon yourself to rob me of my chance to compete…instead making it so I am handed the championship belt, making it so I am handed the belt…like some loose tramp getting passed around on prom night Robin. You robbed me…why Robin…why…why have you focused on me Robin?
Robin…staring unfazed at Jonny the entire time asks for the microphone back…Jonny gives it to him and Robin lifts the microphone to his mouth for a moment before responding…
Robin: Why is an answer that will be clear all in due time champ
The unclear answer from Robin seems to only further enrage Jonny as we see his eyes squint with anger. We then see Robin grin at Jonny once again as he turns his back towards Jonny…drops the microphone and exits the ring. Jonny simply stares dumbfounded, still visibly angry as he watches Robin walk back to his seat. Robin steps over the barrier and sits back down as Jonny exits the ring and makes his way over to the barrier with the microphone still in hand.
Jonny Freeman: Is this what you want Robin…are you trying to get a shot at this championship? Answer me now Robin
We see Jonny step forward towards the barrier as Robin simply stares back unresponsive. Jonny then starts to climb over the barrier, but then stops. Stepping back, he mouths to Robin that he isn’t the only one who knows how to play a mind game. We see Jonny now calm down and start to grin himself as he walks backwards up the ramp. What could Jonny be talking about? Guess we’re gonna have to wait and see…all I know is that this issue between Jonny and Robin has gotten interesting. Once Jonny disappears behind the curtain…the show goes to a commercial break.
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Match 3: Joey The Bastard vs. Raven
We first hear Joey The Bastard’s music kick on first over the arena speakers as we hear the fans boo him. Joey walks out onto the top of the stage, and seems to enjoy the negative reaction that he is getting from the arena fans as he walks down the ramp rather quick and rolls inside of the ring. After cracking his neck and knuckles we see Joey stare towards the top of the entrance way and await Raven’s arrival. We hear his music kick on and Raven makes his way down the ramp way to the crowd who is booing him for some surprising reason. After walking down the ramp he climbs over the top rope and proceeds to climb each turnbuckle one at a time, raising his right arm in the air. He then jumps up and down a little in the center of the ring and crouches a little and eyes Joey The Bastard as he waits for the bell to be rung.
Don Chuckles: This should be a good one Phil
Phil Latio: I agree Don
And the match gets under way as the referee ring the bell. Joey The Bastard and Raven lock up in the middle of the ring. The two are at a standstill for a moment, but Joey begins to gain the upper hand and move Raven toward the turnbuckle. Raven swiftly stomps on Joey’s foot and hits him with a head butt. Joey staggers backward and Raven hits him with a DDT. He stomps Joey in the ribs, and then quickly goes to lock in a Jackknife Powerbomb early on, but Joey rolls out and grabs the ropes.
Joey climbs to his feet and Raven hits him with a clothesline that sends him over the top rope. His feet land on the apron. Raven hits Joey with a punch to the face, but Joey remains on the apron. Raven goes to knock Joey off again, but Joey ducks and hits Raven with his shoulder. He grabs Raven by the head and jumps off the apron driving Raven’s throat into the ring rope. As Raven reels backward, Joey jumps off the ropes and hits him with a springboard. While Raven is laid out, Joey runs to the ring ropes and jumps off of them hitting Raven with a moon sault.
Joey picks Raven up and goes to hit him with a suplex, but Raven knocks Joey away and then hits him with a hip toss followed by a snap suplex. Joey attempts to stagger to his feet, but Raven dropkicks him, and he falls through the ropes and to the floor below. He goes to climb back into the ring, but Raven hits him with another dropkick to the face that forces him back into the barricade. Raven then hits him with cross body from the ring apron.
Phil Latio I’m betting on Raven riding this momentum to the win.
Joey and Raven exchange blows and Raven Irish Whips Joey into the turnbuckle. The referee starts to begin his count out… 1...2... Raven goes for a DDT, but Joey slips the hold and dropkicks Raven into the steel ring steps. 3...4... Joey hits Raven with a spear. 5.… Joey begins hurling blows at Raven’s face, but Raven catches his fists and pushes Joey away. 6.… 7.… Raven slides back into the ring and Joey slides in after him. Raven immediately begins to kick him, but Joey catches Raven’s leg and flips him over.
Don Chuckles: And Joey might just be back in control of this match.
Joey grabs at Raven’s leg, but Raven kicks him away. Raven climbs to his feet, but Joey delivers a clothesline He then quickly puts Raven in a cross face…for a moment we see pain on Raven’s face, but then his eyes show a glint of spark, and the crowd goes wild as Raven struggles, and he inches over slowly and manages to make it to the ropes, and Joey is forced to break his hold. The crowd cheers and the courageous act that Raven has put on and he get to his feet quick now and he hits Joey with an elbow and quickly follows with a hard uppercut and sends Joey into the ropes. Raven hits Joey with a few rights and lefts to the midsection before Joey manages to stop him with a head butt. Joey then hits Raven with a swinging neck breaker. Maintaining his hold, Joey puts Raven in a simple clutch. Raven struggles and Joey tightens his hold, but Raven manages to get to the ropes again, forcing Joey to break his hold.
Raven uses the ropes to get to his feet, and Joey grabs him and hits him with a backbreaker. He allows Raven to get to his feet and goes for a big boot, but Raven ducks it and hits Joey with a neck breaker. He gets a look in his eye like he’s about to do something big, and he put Joey in a cross face.
Phil Latio: We could have a winner right now.
Joey struggles to get to the ropes, but Raven pulls him away. Raven tightens his hold, and Joey reaches out for the ropes in vain. Raven continues to put pressure on Joey to get him to tap. Raven looks at all the screaming fans in the stands tonight, for tonight he has that look on his face like it’s supposed to be his night, his time, and clinches in full force with everything he has, with every last bit of power.
Phil Latio: I don’t know if Joey has tapped before in his career but perhaps could this be the first time?
Don Chuckles: It’s not over. He hasn’t tapped yet.
Joey refuses to tap, but Raven is equally resilient in keeping the hold in place. Joey tries to get some leverage, but Raven keeps him on the mat. Joey looks close to tapping as he makes another attempt for the ropes.
Phil Latio: This doesn't look good for Joey.
Don Chuckles: I can’t believe this.
Joey almost makes it to the ropes, but Raven pulls him away again. Joey begins to succumb to the pressure of the hold and the ref rushes over to check on him.
Don Chuckles: Joey must be in....
Phil Latio: Just say it.
Joey begins to fade, and the referee checks on him as Raven tightens his hold. The ref lifts Joey's hand and let's it drop....1... He does it again......2… He picks it up a third time, but Joey slaps his hand away. With a last desperate effort Joey manages to power his way out of the hold and grab the ropes. Raven grabs Joey and puts his opponent in a headlock as he holds the ropes. 1....2....3....4.... Raven releases and kicks Joey in the head.
Phil Latio: Raven can't be happy..but either way he now has the advantage. Now's the time for him to capitalize and hopefully walk out the winner of this match.
Don Chuckles: Don’t get to happy yet Phil.
Joey leans heavily on the ropes and Raven charges at him. Joey manages to catch Raven and toss him over the ropes. As Raven crashes to the floor below, Joey takes a step back to catch his breath. Raven is quick to get back into the ring, but this time Joey is at the advantage. He dropkicks Raven before picking him up and tossing him into the turnbuckle. He climbs and goes to hit him with a big splash, but Raven manages to knock him off. Raven charges at Joey, but Joey hits him with a Drop toe hold. As Raven gets up Joey hits him with a Big Boot. He covers
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Raven kicks out. Joey kicks Raven, but Raven catches his legs and flips Joey into a Boston Crab. Joey kicks out of it and both of them make it to their feet. They grapple again. This time Raven forces Joey into the turnbuckle. Joey drives his knee into Raven's stomach. Raven stumbles backward holding his stomach. Joey…in a surprising bit of athleticism…goes for a scissors kick, but Raven moves out of the way and hits him with a big clothesline. He covers…
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Joey kicks out. Raven picks Joey up and lays him out with a Spinebuster. He goes and locks in a half Boston Crab, and pulls back to apply more pressure--but Joey is close enough to the ropes that after a little bit of struggle he is able to grab them. 1....2....3....4.....Raven lets go and is furious. He walks toward his foe again, but Joey kicks him away. Raven charges at his opponent with a clothesline, but Joey moves out of the way and Raven hits the referee, sending him crashing to the floor below.
Phil Latio: The referee is down
Don Chuckles: Well we should know that never really takes much.
Joey slides out of the ring to check on the referee. Raven slides out of the ring for another reason. Taking advantage of the unconscious referee, Raven grabs a chair from underneath the ring and smashes Joey in the back with it.
Phil Latio: That had to hurt.
Don Chuckles: Raven is taking advantage of this situation.
Phil Latio: I think he's taking advantage and winning any way he can.
Raven slams Joey in the back with the chair again. He slides Joey into the ring, and he slides the chair in after him. Raven climbs into the ring and grabs the chair. He heads toward Joey with it, but Joey jumps to his feet and dropkicks the chair into Raven's face. Joey tosses the chair out of the ring and covers.
Phil Latio: I can't believe Joey was able to pull that off.
Don Chuckles: But the referee is still out. This time's no one to count the pin. What the hell.
Joey looks up and realizes the referee is still out. He slides out of the ring and helps the ref up. He rolls the ref into the ring and helps the ref to his feet. As the referee begins to come to, Joey turns around to deal with Raven. Raven has gotten to his feet and hits Joey with the Even Flow DDT out of nowhere. He covers and the referee goes for the count
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Joey puts his foot on the rope at the last second…Raven picks Joey up. He goes for another Evenflow DDT, but Joey slips out of the hold. As Raven turns around Joey hits him with The Skrewdriver. He goes to cover. And the referee goes for the count.
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Raven kicks out a split second too late after the hand comes down the third time.
Winner: Joey The Bastard in 12:37 via The Skrewdriver
Joey celebrates his victory as the show goes to another commercial break.
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Match 4: GreenSpark vs. Mystery Opponent
Don Chuckles: Phil, this next match up is certainly an interesting one. GreenSpark, after basically demanding his contender status for the United States title to the General Manager…got his response last week, when he was attacked by the General Manager’s apparently hand-picked contender in Joey The Bastard. The two of them will meet at Oppression for the now vacant United States title…but tonight…who is Green’s opponent?
Phil Latio: I guess we’re gonna find out Don.
We hear GreenSpark’s music kick on first over the speakers as we see GreenSpark walk out onto the stage. Wasting no time we see him walk down the ramp and roll inside the ring…showing no fear we see GreenSpark start waving his hands towards the top of the ramp…awaiting the arrival of whomever the General Manager has picked for him. Instead of an opponent’s theme, we hear the familiar static…is the General Manager gonna introduce Green’s opponent?
General Manager: I bet you think you’re proud of yourself huh GreenSpark…blatantly defying my authority…thinking that you’re above all else…thinking that you can walk around here, acting like you call the shots and expecting nothing to happen to you. Last week I told you GreenSpark…this is my show…I run Raw, not you. Joey is going to give you a dose of humility at Oppression, but for the weeks leading up to it Green…well those weeks belong to me…and for me to have fun. It starts tonight…your opponent GreenSpark is a dominant superstar who was on quite an impressive tear here in Thy WWE…until personal issues caused him to submit an indefinite leave of absence.
Don Chuckles: Wait a minute…could it be?
General Manager: But now GreenSpark…he is back…and I’m going to personally enjoy watching him rip your head off and tear you to pieces…your opponent GreenSpark…is a returning……….BOBBY LASHLEY!!!!!
We hear Lashley’s music kick on over the arena speakers for the first time in a long time and we see a jacked up and ready to go Bobby Lashley step out onto the stage with an also returning Layla El. Bobby signed with Thy a few months back, went undefeated, and appeared to be on the fast track to the top until he had to take a leave of absence. But now back…with the lovely Layla by his side…it appears that nothing can stop him now. In the ring, we can see GreenSpark now visibly intimidated for a moment…but he shakes it off as he stares Bobby down as he walks down to the ring with Layla. Layla is simply smiling as Lashley hops onto the apron and gets inside the ring as his pyrotechnics go off from all four turnbuckles. Lashley then comes to the center of the ring and stares GreenSpark down as the referee interjects and asks if the two of them are aware of and understand the rules. Lashley nods quickly as does GreenSpark and the referee waves his hand and the bell rings…this match is now officially underway.
Don Chuckles: This Bobby Lashley is a monstrous physical specimen…what is GreenSpark gonna do Phil?
Phil Latio: Guess we’re gonna watch and find out huh Don?
Don Chuckles: You bet on it Phil.
With the match now officially underway, we see Lashley step back and eye GreenSpark who is stepping back and forth cautiously. GreenSpark is trying to measure up some sort of plan against this massive Bobby Lashley who looks like he’s about to tear GreenSpark apart. We then see Lashley step forward and lunge towards Green, going for a collar and elbow tie up, or at least that’s what it looked like…but instead…Bobby and GreenSpark half hug in the center of the ring and the two of them step apart shaking his hands. What the hell is going on here? We see Bobby and GreenSpark in the ring motion Layla in to join them…she steps up and gets inside as we see GreenSpark get a microphone from the ringside crew before beginning to speak.
GreenSpark: Oh mister General Manager…I’m sorry…was this supposed to be a surprise? Was Bobby Lashley supposed to come out here and tear me to pieces? Was Bobby Lashley supposed to come out here and beat me from pillar to post in some mundane grudge to teach me a lesson? I’ve got a bit of bad news for you buddy…you see my good friend Layla here…even though she stepped away from the Thy spotlight…we still keep in regular contact. You see, when she told me that Bobby received a very lucrative offer to come back a bit early from his leave of absence…it got me thinking…could he have been the surprise you were planning? Well looks like I was right…yeah…so just in case you’re keeping score there General Manager…that’s one for me and zero for you. Sorry to disappoint you tonight…but this is just the start…the end…at Oppression when I win the United States Title from your little stooge JTB is gonna be the best part. I just wish I could see the look on your mysterious face when it happens…you coward…
GreenSpark drops the microphone and raises his arms along with Lashley as the show goes to a commercial break.
Winner: No Contest
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Match 5: Austin Starr/Kenneth Walker vs. Vulture/Magpie
(Non-Title)
Don Chuckles: Main event time Phil…and honestly I am very intrigued by this match…the champions appear to be more divided than ever…how is this going to affect things?
Phil Latio: I think Society is gonna tear the champions apart…they’re too busy fighting over a woman to focus on the matter at hand.
“I Believe” by Creed comes on first over the arena speakers and the fans start to actually boo pretty loudly as one half of the tag team champions in Kenneth Walker walks out onto the top of the stage. The fact that he is getting booed seems to not bother Kenneth in the slightest way as he walks down the ramp and rolls inside of the ring. Taking off his championship he hands it to the referee as he starts to look around bored. Next up, we hear “Superstar” by Lupe Fiasco kick on over the speakers and the other half of the tag team champions Austin Starr comes out onto the stage and he wastes no time walking down the ramp, walking up the stairs and getting inside the ring. He takes off his tag team championship, and drops it at the referees’ feet before coming face to face with Kenneth in the center of the ring. Austin pushes Kenneth and Kenneth pushes Austin back and the two of them are looking closer and closer like they’re gonna explode right here. This however, doesn’t stop Vulture and Magpie from standing up from the Society seats, stepping over the barrier and making their walk down the rest of the ramp before Magpie rolls inside the ring while Vulture steps up the stairs and gets onto the apron. The referee is hollering at Austin and Ken to focus while Society simply watches the champions bicker with each other. Vulture and Magpie nod to each other, then Magpie decides to take matters into his own hands as he grabs Kenneth from behind and tosses him out of the ring and then turns back to Austin as the referee orders the bell to be rung.
Don Chuckles: The match had to begin Phil
Phil Latio: They were too busy fighting like little kids to notice the match at hand.
Don Chuckles: Here we go Phil.
Austin stares Magpie down for a moment before the two of them start to pace around each other before engaging in a collar and elbow tie up in the center of the ring. We can see Magpie push Austin back before kicking him in the stomach before getting behind him and locking his arms around Austin’s midsection. Magpie then lifts Austin up, contorts his hips and slams Austin abdominal first onto the mat. On the outside of the ring we can see Kenneth furious that he was shown up by Magpie as he decides to step up onto the apron to watch the match unfold. Getting back up after the takedown from Magpie we can see the two of them tie up once more in the center of the ring. This time Austin is able to wriggle out and twist the arm of Magpie behind him. We see Magpie wriggle in pain as he is able to move slightly and push Austin off the ropes, as Austin comes back we see Magpie go for a clothesline, but Austin is able to duck under and drop Magpie onto the mat with a neck breaker. Austin then rolls back to his feet and walks over to his corner where Ken is standing, looking bored. We see Ken mouth to Austin that he doesn’t feel like tagging in right now. Austin simply nods to Ken and then smacks him across the face, the referee acknowledges the tag as Ken snaps back looking furious. Austin then drops down and slides out of the ring as he motions for Kenneth to get in.
Don Chuckles: I’ve seen some unique ways to tag your partner into the match Phil…but that definitely ranks up there.
Phil Latio: Get in there old man…
We see Kenneth stare angrily at Austin for a moment before turning his attention to inside the ring as he is taken down by Magpie who starts to drop a stiff flurry of left and right hands before standing up and tagging Vulture into the match. Vulture comes into the ring and as Kenneth gets up, he is caught square on the chin with a dropkick. Springing back up quickly, we see Vulture hit another dropkick, which this time knocks Kenneth backwards into the corner. While Vulture goes towards the other side of the ring, we see Austin hop onto the apron and start to mockingly clap as Vulture charges towards Kenneth in the corner and hits a running, leaping splash. Stepping back we see Vulture do it a second time before walking back to his corner and once again tagging Magpie back into the match. Stepping back into the ring we see Magpie walk towards Kenneth and measure him for an open hand chest chop. Kenneth is able to shock Magpie though and grab him and pull him into the corner as he starts to punch away at him and stomp him in the midsection. We see Magpie double over as Kenneth walks over towards his corner, reaching for a tag, but Austin drops down off the apron this time…mouthing to Kenneth that he needs some water and can’t tag in right now. Kenneth simply scowls as Magpie drops him from behind with a reverse DDT before once again going over and tagging Vulture into the match again.
Don Chuckles: Turnabout is fair play I guess Phil.
Phil Latio: This is actually getting entertaining Don.
Vulture comes into the match once again and jumps up in the air, coming down across the throat of Kenneth with a leg drop as we see Austin hop onto the apron showing mock worry on his face as the referee slides into position and makes the first fall of the match—1…2…NO! Kenneth kicks out. Vulture stands back up and pulls Kenneth to his feet, bouncing off the ropes we see Vulture hit a spinning heel kick on Kenneth Walker before hopping on top and getting another cover—1…2…NO! Ken kicks out once more as Vulture stands up, walks back over and tags Magpie back into the match. Magpie comes back in and casually walks over to Kenneth and pulls him back up to his feet again. Kenneth stings Magpie with a European Uppercut though and then a pair of forearm shots before kicking him in the stomach and lifting him up for a vertical suplex. After hitting the suplex Kenneth walks back towards the corner and looks like he is gonna tag Austin into the match. We see Austin move like he is gonna hop off the apron again, knowing this Kenneth turns, but then turns again and grabs Austin and forcibly pulls him into the ring. Acknowledging the tag we see Kenneth step out onto the apron as Austin stands up and looks at Kenneth angrily. Kenneth simply starts to chuckle at Austin as Magpie comes up from behind and grabs Austin. Getting Austin in DDT position, we see Magpie spike Austin’s head into the mat before floating over and making the cover. The referee gets into position and makes the count—1…2…3! Kenneth simply does nothing on the apron and the match is over.
Winner(s): Vulture/Magpie in 18:30
Don Chuckles: The dissention between Austin and Ken continues I guess.
Phil Latio: The champs lose again
We can see Vulture and Magpie simply leave the ring and make their way back over to their seats as Kenneth gets inside of the ring and simply starts to mockingly clap at Austin as he gets up holding his head from the DDT. Austin and Ken start to push each other, looking like they’re gonna come to blows for the third time tonight…but this time we hear the familiar static. What is the General Manager going to have to say about all of this?
General Manager: Starr…Walker…I am tired of watching the two of you bicker like a couple of infants each and every single week. This is no way for a pair of my champions to act, and I am not going to have it anymore. I gave the two of you time to work this out alone, but now I’m getting involved…you’re either gonna work together or you’re gonna self-destruct. Because next week…live on Raw…I’ve decided to make Oppression come early. In the main event…next week…live on Raw…it’s gonna be Austin Starr and Kenneth Walker…defending the Thy WWE Tag Team Championships against the team of John Sturking…and SHAWN MICHAELS!!!! Good luck gentleman…thank you and that is all.
Don Chuckles: Oh my god, that is huge…Oppression comes early as the General Manager…apparently fed up with the bickering of the champions has booked a tag team title match…live next week on Raw. Starr and Walker versus Sturking and Michaels…it’s gonna be colossal.
Phil Latio: Twenty bucks says we have new champions.
Don Chuckles: I don’t even think Starr and Walker care right now though Phil…look.
We can see Austin and Ken in the ring, continuing to bicker with one another as Raw goes off the air.
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CREDITS:
Match 1: Blade
Match 3: Ken
Me for everything else
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MONDAY NIGHT RAW
As the shot pans around the sold out Energy Solutions Arena in the beautiful city of Salt Lake City, Utah we can see happy and excited fans wearing various merchandise of their favorite superstars and holding up signs showing support. The shot then goes to ringside as we can see a grinning Don Chuckles and Phil Latio.
Don Chuckles: Ladies and gentleman…welcome to MONDAY NIGHT RAW!!!!!
Phil Latio: Ay Don…ever since you and I went to Vegas this past weekend I’ve had this itch that just won’t quit. Note for the future…Madame Tran’s Lov-
Don Chuckles: Phil, Phil, not now…
Phil Latio: Ohhhh….
Don Chuckles: Tonight we’ve got an exciting show to put on for you as we see our tag team champions in Austin Starr and Kenneth Walker in action in tonight’s main event against two of Society’s members.
Phil Latio: Those two schmucks are busy fighting over that woman instead of focusing on the match at hand. My bet is on Society.
Don Chuckles: That’s our main event though Phil…but right now let’s go ahead and get this show under way with our first match of the night. Justin Time…who made an impressive return and win last week takes on Thy WWE newcomer in Ted DiBiase.
Match 1: Justin Time vs. Ted DiBiase
Justin Time's entrance video appears up on the titan tron as the crowd goes wild. The crowd gives Justin Time mix reactions as Justin Time makes his way onto the stage. Time cocks a grin and taunts the arena. Justin Time walks down the ramp and slowly makes his way down the ramp and into the ring. His music ends and Time waits for his opponent.
Ted Dibiase Jr's theme song begins to play and the fans begin to boo. Ted Dibiase being a new comer here in the Thy WWE looks ready as he smiles and walks down the ramp and slides into the ring. Dibiase raises his arms, keeping his eyes on Justin Time the whole time. The music stops and the match begins.
Don Chuckles: This should be a good match Phil
Phil Latio: God this itch won’t go away…I’m gonna kill that hoo-
Don Chuckles: And here we go Phil…
Right off the bat; Justin Time hits what he calls Time Flys aka a flying forearm knocking Ted Dibiase down. Time goes for a quick cover but Dibiase kicks out at one. Justin picks up Dibiase and connects with a couple punches before hitting a snap suplex. Time picks up Ted Dibiase Jr. and throws him into the turnbuckle. Justin Time runs at Ted Dibiase and nails him with a splash. Time makes his way to the middle of the ring as Ted Dibiase is seeing stars. Justin Time grabs Ted Dibiase and hits a Dragon Suplex. The back of Dibiase hits the mat hard. Time goes for the win again but only getting a TWO count. Ted still in this. Time picks up Dibiase and goes to irish whip the newcomer but Dibiase reacts and starts nailing punches. It seems like Ted is about to gain some momentum! Ted Dibiase runs at Time but Time puts Dibiase on the ground with a huge clothesline, killing any momentum Ted Dibiase might had built up. Justin sits up Dibiase and out of nowhere hits a low enzguire. Dibiase's head smacks the mat hard. Justin Time picks up Ted and does a small spin move and hitting a Sweet Chin Music aka The ClockStopper! Justin pins Ted Dibiase and gets the three count!
Winner: Justin Time in 6:10 via The Clock Stopper
Don Chuckles: Justin Time wins again Phil
Phil Latio: Ted got his butt whooped…I don’t think we’re gonna be seeing him again anytime soon here Don.
Don Chuckles: Sure looks that way Phil…sure looks that way…we have gotta go to commercial brea-. No…wait…I’m being told that we are gonna go backstage…something is apparently happening with the tag team champions.
We can see the big screen come to life as the backstage area is shown…we can see one half of the Thy WWE Tag Team Champions in Austin Starr as he walks through the arena. Austin looks to be visibly irritated as he walks past production crew members and arena staff for a few moments before pushing open a pair of double doors and stepping out onto the loading area. Austin immediately lays eyes on Kenneth Walker who is standing against a wall smoking a cigar and just staring out into the night. Walking up to Kenneth we can see Austin still looking visibly irritated.
Austin Starr: Kenneth
Kenneth just continues to stare out into space
Austin Starr: Answer me Kenneth
Taking one last puff from his cigar before tossing the remainder down onto the ground, we hear Kenneth let out an exacerbated sigh before turning and coming face to face with Austin.
Kenneth Walker: What
Austin Starr: Old friend, I could honestly care less what you do or how you do it. But you need to pull your head out of your ass and focus on what’s at hand. These Society guys and the-
Kenneth Walker: Shut up
Austin Starr: Excuse me
Kenneth Walker: You heard me…shut your mouth. Listen to me and listen well you self-loathing narcissist…don’t come to me questioning my focus, or telling me that I need to get back into the game. Just worry about yourself…seeing as how your mind appears to be elsewhere as well.
Austin Starr: What are you talking about?
Kenneth Walker: I know about the little rendezvous that you and Lily had old friend…tell me Austin…what other secrets have you been keeping from me?
Austin says nothing as Kenneth continues…
Kenneth Walker: You have the nerve to come to me talking about focus…acting like you give a shit about this team…when this whole time you’ve been going behind my back and keeping things from me.
We can see anger flare in Kenneth’s eyes as he steps directly in front of Austin…now nose to nose it looks like the two men are going to come to blows right here and now.
Austin Starr: Get it together Kenneth…that’s all I’m gonna say to you old friend…that’s all I’m gonna say.
Kenneth immediately smacks Austin hard across the face, which causes Austin to snap back and flare with rage.
Kenneth Walker: Mind your business Austin…mind your business
Kenneth forcibly pushes Austin aside as he walks back into the arena. The shot comes in close on a now furious Austin Starr as the show goes to a commercial break.
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Match 2: Sir Luscious Leftfoot/Mr. Swag-A-Licious vs. John Sturking/Shawn Michaels
(No DQ)
When the show comes back from commercial break, we can already see the unique team of Sir Luscious Leftfoot and Mr. Swag-A-Licious in the ring moon walking and strutting around as their soul train and hip hop mixed theme song plays over the arena speakers. These two men haven’t been seen in a Thy WWE ring since Wrestlemania when management was on a quest to teach these two the art of actually caring about wrestling and competing for wins rather than just dancing all the time. Perhaps tonight is gonna be different…but they face a real uphill task in the red hot team of John Sturking and Shawn Michaels. Once the music stops we see the two dancing machines stop and look towards the entrance way as “Sexy Boy” comes on over the arena speakers and we can see Shawn Michaels and John Sturking come out to boos from the arena crowd.
Don Chuckles: Sturking and Michaels have been on a role as of late Phil…with their tag team title match next month at the Oppression PPV…I’m sure they’re gonna be looking to make an example out of Leftfoot and Swag-A-Licious.
Phil Latio: I wonder if they make a suit like the one Luscious is wearing in my size.
Don Chuckles: What are you talking about Phil?
Phil Latio: Luscious and Swag got all the ladies mane
Don Chuckles: You do know that you’re white right?
Michaels and Sturking walk down the ramp to ringside and get inside, once the two of them get there they lock eyes with Swag and Leftfoot for a moment before the referee steps between them and asks if both teams understand the rules at hand. We see Swag and Leftfoot nod while Sturking and Michaels nod slowly. Swag-A-Licious steps out of the ring and gets onto the apron while Sturking does the same thing. The referee then orders the bell to be rung and this match is underway. When Swag hears the bell he turns towards Michaels and slaps his ass and lets out a Michael Jackson like squeal. This odd display seems to perplex Michaels who just stares dumbfounded for a moment at Swag, which leaves him open to be hit with a running clothesline. Michaels drops down to the mat quickly, but bounces back up fast, only for Swag to drop him with another clothesline. We can immediately see a difference in the demeanor of Swag-A-Licious as he mounts Michaels and starts to reign down a flurry of girlish slaps. Michaels covers up as the referee pushes him off. We see the referee start to admonish Swag-A-Licious, but then he stops as he remembers that this match is no disqualification as Shawn Michaels stands up and walks back towards his partner. We can see Shawn shaking his head, obviously frustrated with himself for underestimating Swag-A-Licious.
Don Chuckles: This definitely isn’t the same Luscious Leftfoot and Mr. Swag-A-Licious that we’ve seen before Phil.
Phil Latio: Don’t be a swag hater Don, I knew all along my boys would get the job done b.
Don Chuckles: Again…you aren’t black
Phil Latio: Whatever mane
Michaels…still shaking his head looks towards Sturking and tags him into the match. Sturking comes into the match and charges towards Swag, but is caught with a drop toe hold. Swag then pulls Sturking up partially, but is caught with a blatant low blow. We see Swag’s eyes bulge in pain as he drops to the mat. Sturking then looks at the referee, reveling in the fact that he can’t be admonished. Looking back down at Swag, we see Sturking grab him and toss him shoulder first into the nearest turnbuckle. Some of the fans sitting ringside grimace in pain along with Swag, who pulls out of the corner only to be dropped down to the mat with a double axe handle smash from Sturking. Sturking then walks casually over to Michaels and tags him back into the match. Michaels comes in as he moves around Swag and waits for him to get up, once Swag is back up, we see Michaels sting his chest with a knife edge chop before grabbing him and lifting him up for an inverted atomic drop. Swag staggers backwards as Michaels bounces off the ropes, charging back towards Swag we can see Swag sidestep just enough to use Michaels own momentum against him as he pushes Michaels towards Luscious Leftfoot who clocks Michaels with a left hand. Michaels is rocked backwards and Swag follows up with an enseguri kick to the head which drops Michaels down to the mat.
Don Chuckles: Sturking and Michaels actually appear to have a fight on their hands Phil.
Phil Latio: I told you ba-bay…the Soul Train can’t be stopped…ohhhh yea!
Don just shakes his head at Phil’s attempt to act African American as back in the ring we can see Michaels and Swag get to their corners and tag in their respective partners. John Sturking and Luscious Leftfoot enter the ring and meet in the center of the ring trading blows. Sturking’s power advantage is quickly seen as he knees Leftfoot in the gut and grabs him by the head as he heaves him outside of the ring. Michaels and Swag look on while standing on the apron while Sturking goes outside of the ring, but gets thumbed in the eye by Leftfoot and then gets his skull banged off the ringside barrier. Sturking staggers backwards as Leftfoot follows, stinging his legs with kicks the whole way. Grabbing Sturking again we see Leftfoot try to slam his head off the stairs, but Sturking reverses and slams Leftfoot off the stairs before grabbing him and hitting a back suplex on the arena floor. Inside of the ring we can see the referee look bored as he asks the two of them to get back in the ring sometime soon. Sturking gets up from the floor after hitting the move, and he gets dove onto by Swag who starts to reign down more slaps on Sturking. This immediately causes Michaels to step down and rush to his partner’s aid as he pulls Swag off of Sturking and the two of them start to trade blows on the arena floor.
Don Chuckles: A surprisingly competitive match being seen here Phil.
Phil Latio: Looks like these two dancing machines finally got their wrestle swag up to par. Couldn’t have been sooner baby….yeah!
Leftfoot gets up from the back suplex and rolls Sturking into the ring, getting inside himself we see Leftfoot pull Sturking up to his feet and try to lift Sturking on his shoulders. Leftfoot isn’t able to lift the heavier Sturking, but Sturking clubs Leftfoot right between his shoulder blades before lifting him onto his shoulders for an Attitude Adjustment. Leftfoot wriggles frantically like a fish out of water, as he is able to slip down off of Sturking’s shoulders, and bounce backwards off the ropes quickly. As Sturking turns around, Leftfoot charges and catches Sturking clean on the chin with The Big Leftfoot. Sturking falls down to the mat and as Swag takes down Michaels on the outside we see Leftfoot hook the leg of Sturking in the ring and wave the referee to make the count. Three seconds later the bell is rung and the match is over.
Winner(s): Sir Luscious Leftfoot/Mr. Swag-A-Licious in 15:10 via The Big Leftfoot
Don Chuckles: Oh my god…I can’t believe it.
Phil Latio: SWAG ON MY NIGS!!!! YEA!!!!!!
Don Chuckles: Wow dude….just wow….wait a second….look Phil.
It looks like Swag and Leftfoot aren’t going to be able to celebrate though because on the outside of the ring we see Michaels low blow Swag and toss him into the ringside steps before rolling in the ring. As Leftfoot gets to his feet and has the referee raise his hand, we see him turn and get caught square on the jaw with a Sweet Chin Music from Shawn Michaels. Michaels slaps Sturking on the back and pulls him up to awaken him as he rolls to the outside of the ring and grabs a steel folding chair. After tossing it into the ring, we see him grab another and do the same thing. Sturking is now back on his feet now as he grabs one of the chairs, Michaels rolls back into the ring and grabs the second steel chair as the fans start to boo the two men.
Don Chuckles: Somebody stop these guys, they are sore losers.
Phil Latio: This is what swag haters do man, you know what it is.
Don Chuckles: Perhaps they’re gonna send a message to the champs here Phil!
We see Michaels wait for Leftfoot to try and get up before cracking him over the back with his chair. Leftfoot falls back down to the mat as Sturking and Michaels take turns hitting Leftfoot with stiff chair shots to the back and legs…moments later we see Swag get into the ring to try and help his partner but he is hit in the stomach with a chair by Sturking and then cracked over the head by Michaels. The number one contenders to the tag titles spend a few more moments hitting stiff shots to Swag and Leftfoot before trainers and backstage staff flood the ring to finally put an end to the assault. Sturking and Michaels drop the chairs, spit on the fallen men and then motion that they’re gonna have the titles around their waists soon enough. Sturking and Michaels leave the ring while the staff check on Swag and Leftfoot as the show goes to a commercial break.
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As we come back from the commercial break we can see the four Society members sitting in their usual seats near ringside. Magpie and Vulture are looking on, perhaps getting themselves ready for their tag team main event tonight while Oriole has her head hung low. Robin meanwhile, stands up, as he climbs over the barrier and makes his way into the ring. Asking for a microphone from the ringside crew, he is given one and he looks around at the arena fans before beginning to speak. Before he can even get a word out though, we hear the music of new Thy WWE Unified World Champion Jonny Freeman kick on over the arena speakers. Last week we seen Jonny’s triumph get denied as he endured a pair of default wins en route to basically being handed the top prize. Such a blatant crock drove Jonny over the edge last week, as he attacked the General Manager’s assistant and trashed the ringside area as last weeks’ Raw came to a close.
Don Chuckles: Uh oh Phil…the champion snapped last week at the end of Raw…vowing revenge against Robin…what do you think is gonna happen now?
Phil Latio: I think Birdboy is gonna get silenced Don.
We can see a grin cross the face of Robin as Jonny Freeman makes his way down the ramp and rolls inside the ring, while the fans cheer Jonny, he doesn’t take his eyes off of Robin as he takes off his World Championship and raises it into the air. Robin doesn’t seem to be amused, or impressed in any way as Jonny looks at the official still in the ring and asks for a microphone. Robin offers Jonny his microphone, Jonny takes it and then begins to speak.
Jonny Freeman: Last week…last week was supposed to be my crown jewel…last week was supposed to be my defining moment. I’ve heard the doubters say it for the longest time now; Jonny, you’re washed up…Jonny you suck…Jonny you need to retire…Jonny, stop wasting our time. Last week was supposed to be my moment to silence those voices once and for all, I was supposed to come out to the ring…put on a pair of brilliant performances and come out of it with the World Championship around my waist. But no Robin…you denied me of that didn’t you. You took it upon yourself to rob me of my chance to compete…instead making it so I am handed the championship belt, making it so I am handed the belt…like some loose tramp getting passed around on prom night Robin. You robbed me…why Robin…why…why have you focused on me Robin?
Robin…staring unfazed at Jonny the entire time asks for the microphone back…Jonny gives it to him and Robin lifts the microphone to his mouth for a moment before responding…
Robin: Why is an answer that will be clear all in due time champ
The unclear answer from Robin seems to only further enrage Jonny as we see his eyes squint with anger. We then see Robin grin at Jonny once again as he turns his back towards Jonny…drops the microphone and exits the ring. Jonny simply stares dumbfounded, still visibly angry as he watches Robin walk back to his seat. Robin steps over the barrier and sits back down as Jonny exits the ring and makes his way over to the barrier with the microphone still in hand.
Jonny Freeman: Is this what you want Robin…are you trying to get a shot at this championship? Answer me now Robin
We see Jonny step forward towards the barrier as Robin simply stares back unresponsive. Jonny then starts to climb over the barrier, but then stops. Stepping back, he mouths to Robin that he isn’t the only one who knows how to play a mind game. We see Jonny now calm down and start to grin himself as he walks backwards up the ramp. What could Jonny be talking about? Guess we’re gonna have to wait and see…all I know is that this issue between Jonny and Robin has gotten interesting. Once Jonny disappears behind the curtain…the show goes to a commercial break.
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Match 3: Joey The Bastard vs. Raven
We first hear Joey The Bastard’s music kick on first over the arena speakers as we hear the fans boo him. Joey walks out onto the top of the stage, and seems to enjoy the negative reaction that he is getting from the arena fans as he walks down the ramp rather quick and rolls inside of the ring. After cracking his neck and knuckles we see Joey stare towards the top of the entrance way and await Raven’s arrival. We hear his music kick on and Raven makes his way down the ramp way to the crowd who is booing him for some surprising reason. After walking down the ramp he climbs over the top rope and proceeds to climb each turnbuckle one at a time, raising his right arm in the air. He then jumps up and down a little in the center of the ring and crouches a little and eyes Joey The Bastard as he waits for the bell to be rung.
Don Chuckles: This should be a good one Phil
Phil Latio: I agree Don
And the match gets under way as the referee ring the bell. Joey The Bastard and Raven lock up in the middle of the ring. The two are at a standstill for a moment, but Joey begins to gain the upper hand and move Raven toward the turnbuckle. Raven swiftly stomps on Joey’s foot and hits him with a head butt. Joey staggers backward and Raven hits him with a DDT. He stomps Joey in the ribs, and then quickly goes to lock in a Jackknife Powerbomb early on, but Joey rolls out and grabs the ropes.
Joey climbs to his feet and Raven hits him with a clothesline that sends him over the top rope. His feet land on the apron. Raven hits Joey with a punch to the face, but Joey remains on the apron. Raven goes to knock Joey off again, but Joey ducks and hits Raven with his shoulder. He grabs Raven by the head and jumps off the apron driving Raven’s throat into the ring rope. As Raven reels backward, Joey jumps off the ropes and hits him with a springboard. While Raven is laid out, Joey runs to the ring ropes and jumps off of them hitting Raven with a moon sault.
Joey picks Raven up and goes to hit him with a suplex, but Raven knocks Joey away and then hits him with a hip toss followed by a snap suplex. Joey attempts to stagger to his feet, but Raven dropkicks him, and he falls through the ropes and to the floor below. He goes to climb back into the ring, but Raven hits him with another dropkick to the face that forces him back into the barricade. Raven then hits him with cross body from the ring apron.
Phil Latio I’m betting on Raven riding this momentum to the win.
Joey and Raven exchange blows and Raven Irish Whips Joey into the turnbuckle. The referee starts to begin his count out… 1...2... Raven goes for a DDT, but Joey slips the hold and dropkicks Raven into the steel ring steps. 3...4... Joey hits Raven with a spear. 5.… Joey begins hurling blows at Raven’s face, but Raven catches his fists and pushes Joey away. 6.… 7.… Raven slides back into the ring and Joey slides in after him. Raven immediately begins to kick him, but Joey catches Raven’s leg and flips him over.
Don Chuckles: And Joey might just be back in control of this match.
Joey grabs at Raven’s leg, but Raven kicks him away. Raven climbs to his feet, but Joey delivers a clothesline He then quickly puts Raven in a cross face…for a moment we see pain on Raven’s face, but then his eyes show a glint of spark, and the crowd goes wild as Raven struggles, and he inches over slowly and manages to make it to the ropes, and Joey is forced to break his hold. The crowd cheers and the courageous act that Raven has put on and he get to his feet quick now and he hits Joey with an elbow and quickly follows with a hard uppercut and sends Joey into the ropes. Raven hits Joey with a few rights and lefts to the midsection before Joey manages to stop him with a head butt. Joey then hits Raven with a swinging neck breaker. Maintaining his hold, Joey puts Raven in a simple clutch. Raven struggles and Joey tightens his hold, but Raven manages to get to the ropes again, forcing Joey to break his hold.
Raven uses the ropes to get to his feet, and Joey grabs him and hits him with a backbreaker. He allows Raven to get to his feet and goes for a big boot, but Raven ducks it and hits Joey with a neck breaker. He gets a look in his eye like he’s about to do something big, and he put Joey in a cross face.
Phil Latio: We could have a winner right now.
Joey struggles to get to the ropes, but Raven pulls him away. Raven tightens his hold, and Joey reaches out for the ropes in vain. Raven continues to put pressure on Joey to get him to tap. Raven looks at all the screaming fans in the stands tonight, for tonight he has that look on his face like it’s supposed to be his night, his time, and clinches in full force with everything he has, with every last bit of power.
Phil Latio: I don’t know if Joey has tapped before in his career but perhaps could this be the first time?
Don Chuckles: It’s not over. He hasn’t tapped yet.
Joey refuses to tap, but Raven is equally resilient in keeping the hold in place. Joey tries to get some leverage, but Raven keeps him on the mat. Joey looks close to tapping as he makes another attempt for the ropes.
Phil Latio: This doesn't look good for Joey.
Don Chuckles: I can’t believe this.
Joey almost makes it to the ropes, but Raven pulls him away again. Joey begins to succumb to the pressure of the hold and the ref rushes over to check on him.
Don Chuckles: Joey must be in....
Phil Latio: Just say it.
Joey begins to fade, and the referee checks on him as Raven tightens his hold. The ref lifts Joey's hand and let's it drop....1... He does it again......2… He picks it up a third time, but Joey slaps his hand away. With a last desperate effort Joey manages to power his way out of the hold and grab the ropes. Raven grabs Joey and puts his opponent in a headlock as he holds the ropes. 1....2....3....4.... Raven releases and kicks Joey in the head.
Phil Latio: Raven can't be happy..but either way he now has the advantage. Now's the time for him to capitalize and hopefully walk out the winner of this match.
Don Chuckles: Don’t get to happy yet Phil.
Joey leans heavily on the ropes and Raven charges at him. Joey manages to catch Raven and toss him over the ropes. As Raven crashes to the floor below, Joey takes a step back to catch his breath. Raven is quick to get back into the ring, but this time Joey is at the advantage. He dropkicks Raven before picking him up and tossing him into the turnbuckle. He climbs and goes to hit him with a big splash, but Raven manages to knock him off. Raven charges at Joey, but Joey hits him with a Drop toe hold. As Raven gets up Joey hits him with a Big Boot. He covers
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Raven kicks out. Joey kicks Raven, but Raven catches his legs and flips Joey into a Boston Crab. Joey kicks out of it and both of them make it to their feet. They grapple again. This time Raven forces Joey into the turnbuckle. Joey drives his knee into Raven's stomach. Raven stumbles backward holding his stomach. Joey…in a surprising bit of athleticism…goes for a scissors kick, but Raven moves out of the way and hits him with a big clothesline. He covers…
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Joey kicks out. Raven picks Joey up and lays him out with a Spinebuster. He goes and locks in a half Boston Crab, and pulls back to apply more pressure--but Joey is close enough to the ropes that after a little bit of struggle he is able to grab them. 1....2....3....4.....Raven lets go and is furious. He walks toward his foe again, but Joey kicks him away. Raven charges at his opponent with a clothesline, but Joey moves out of the way and Raven hits the referee, sending him crashing to the floor below.
Phil Latio: The referee is down
Don Chuckles: Well we should know that never really takes much.
Joey slides out of the ring to check on the referee. Raven slides out of the ring for another reason. Taking advantage of the unconscious referee, Raven grabs a chair from underneath the ring and smashes Joey in the back with it.
Phil Latio: That had to hurt.
Don Chuckles: Raven is taking advantage of this situation.
Phil Latio: I think he's taking advantage and winning any way he can.
Raven slams Joey in the back with the chair again. He slides Joey into the ring, and he slides the chair in after him. Raven climbs into the ring and grabs the chair. He heads toward Joey with it, but Joey jumps to his feet and dropkicks the chair into Raven's face. Joey tosses the chair out of the ring and covers.
Phil Latio: I can't believe Joey was able to pull that off.
Don Chuckles: But the referee is still out. This time's no one to count the pin. What the hell.
Joey looks up and realizes the referee is still out. He slides out of the ring and helps the ref up. He rolls the ref into the ring and helps the ref to his feet. As the referee begins to come to, Joey turns around to deal with Raven. Raven has gotten to his feet and hits Joey with the Even Flow DDT out of nowhere. He covers and the referee goes for the count
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Joey puts his foot on the rope at the last second…Raven picks Joey up. He goes for another Evenflow DDT, but Joey slips out of the hold. As Raven turns around Joey hits him with The Skrewdriver. He goes to cover. And the referee goes for the count.
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Raven kicks out a split second too late after the hand comes down the third time.
Winner: Joey The Bastard in 12:37 via The Skrewdriver
Joey celebrates his victory as the show goes to another commercial break.
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Match 4: GreenSpark vs. Mystery Opponent
Don Chuckles: Phil, this next match up is certainly an interesting one. GreenSpark, after basically demanding his contender status for the United States title to the General Manager…got his response last week, when he was attacked by the General Manager’s apparently hand-picked contender in Joey The Bastard. The two of them will meet at Oppression for the now vacant United States title…but tonight…who is Green’s opponent?
Phil Latio: I guess we’re gonna find out Don.
We hear GreenSpark’s music kick on first over the speakers as we see GreenSpark walk out onto the stage. Wasting no time we see him walk down the ramp and roll inside the ring…showing no fear we see GreenSpark start waving his hands towards the top of the ramp…awaiting the arrival of whomever the General Manager has picked for him. Instead of an opponent’s theme, we hear the familiar static…is the General Manager gonna introduce Green’s opponent?
General Manager: I bet you think you’re proud of yourself huh GreenSpark…blatantly defying my authority…thinking that you’re above all else…thinking that you can walk around here, acting like you call the shots and expecting nothing to happen to you. Last week I told you GreenSpark…this is my show…I run Raw, not you. Joey is going to give you a dose of humility at Oppression, but for the weeks leading up to it Green…well those weeks belong to me…and for me to have fun. It starts tonight…your opponent GreenSpark is a dominant superstar who was on quite an impressive tear here in Thy WWE…until personal issues caused him to submit an indefinite leave of absence.
Don Chuckles: Wait a minute…could it be?
General Manager: But now GreenSpark…he is back…and I’m going to personally enjoy watching him rip your head off and tear you to pieces…your opponent GreenSpark…is a returning……….BOBBY LASHLEY!!!!!
We hear Lashley’s music kick on over the arena speakers for the first time in a long time and we see a jacked up and ready to go Bobby Lashley step out onto the stage with an also returning Layla El. Bobby signed with Thy a few months back, went undefeated, and appeared to be on the fast track to the top until he had to take a leave of absence. But now back…with the lovely Layla by his side…it appears that nothing can stop him now. In the ring, we can see GreenSpark now visibly intimidated for a moment…but he shakes it off as he stares Bobby down as he walks down to the ring with Layla. Layla is simply smiling as Lashley hops onto the apron and gets inside the ring as his pyrotechnics go off from all four turnbuckles. Lashley then comes to the center of the ring and stares GreenSpark down as the referee interjects and asks if the two of them are aware of and understand the rules. Lashley nods quickly as does GreenSpark and the referee waves his hand and the bell rings…this match is now officially underway.
Don Chuckles: This Bobby Lashley is a monstrous physical specimen…what is GreenSpark gonna do Phil?
Phil Latio: Guess we’re gonna watch and find out huh Don?
Don Chuckles: You bet on it Phil.
With the match now officially underway, we see Lashley step back and eye GreenSpark who is stepping back and forth cautiously. GreenSpark is trying to measure up some sort of plan against this massive Bobby Lashley who looks like he’s about to tear GreenSpark apart. We then see Lashley step forward and lunge towards Green, going for a collar and elbow tie up, or at least that’s what it looked like…but instead…Bobby and GreenSpark half hug in the center of the ring and the two of them step apart shaking his hands. What the hell is going on here? We see Bobby and GreenSpark in the ring motion Layla in to join them…she steps up and gets inside as we see GreenSpark get a microphone from the ringside crew before beginning to speak.
GreenSpark: Oh mister General Manager…I’m sorry…was this supposed to be a surprise? Was Bobby Lashley supposed to come out here and tear me to pieces? Was Bobby Lashley supposed to come out here and beat me from pillar to post in some mundane grudge to teach me a lesson? I’ve got a bit of bad news for you buddy…you see my good friend Layla here…even though she stepped away from the Thy spotlight…we still keep in regular contact. You see, when she told me that Bobby received a very lucrative offer to come back a bit early from his leave of absence…it got me thinking…could he have been the surprise you were planning? Well looks like I was right…yeah…so just in case you’re keeping score there General Manager…that’s one for me and zero for you. Sorry to disappoint you tonight…but this is just the start…the end…at Oppression when I win the United States Title from your little stooge JTB is gonna be the best part. I just wish I could see the look on your mysterious face when it happens…you coward…
GreenSpark drops the microphone and raises his arms along with Lashley as the show goes to a commercial break.
Winner: No Contest
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Match 5: Austin Starr/Kenneth Walker vs. Vulture/Magpie
(Non-Title)
Don Chuckles: Main event time Phil…and honestly I am very intrigued by this match…the champions appear to be more divided than ever…how is this going to affect things?
Phil Latio: I think Society is gonna tear the champions apart…they’re too busy fighting over a woman to focus on the matter at hand.
“I Believe” by Creed comes on first over the arena speakers and the fans start to actually boo pretty loudly as one half of the tag team champions in Kenneth Walker walks out onto the top of the stage. The fact that he is getting booed seems to not bother Kenneth in the slightest way as he walks down the ramp and rolls inside of the ring. Taking off his championship he hands it to the referee as he starts to look around bored. Next up, we hear “Superstar” by Lupe Fiasco kick on over the speakers and the other half of the tag team champions Austin Starr comes out onto the stage and he wastes no time walking down the ramp, walking up the stairs and getting inside the ring. He takes off his tag team championship, and drops it at the referees’ feet before coming face to face with Kenneth in the center of the ring. Austin pushes Kenneth and Kenneth pushes Austin back and the two of them are looking closer and closer like they’re gonna explode right here. This however, doesn’t stop Vulture and Magpie from standing up from the Society seats, stepping over the barrier and making their walk down the rest of the ramp before Magpie rolls inside the ring while Vulture steps up the stairs and gets onto the apron. The referee is hollering at Austin and Ken to focus while Society simply watches the champions bicker with each other. Vulture and Magpie nod to each other, then Magpie decides to take matters into his own hands as he grabs Kenneth from behind and tosses him out of the ring and then turns back to Austin as the referee orders the bell to be rung.
Don Chuckles: The match had to begin Phil
Phil Latio: They were too busy fighting like little kids to notice the match at hand.
Don Chuckles: Here we go Phil.
Austin stares Magpie down for a moment before the two of them start to pace around each other before engaging in a collar and elbow tie up in the center of the ring. We can see Magpie push Austin back before kicking him in the stomach before getting behind him and locking his arms around Austin’s midsection. Magpie then lifts Austin up, contorts his hips and slams Austin abdominal first onto the mat. On the outside of the ring we can see Kenneth furious that he was shown up by Magpie as he decides to step up onto the apron to watch the match unfold. Getting back up after the takedown from Magpie we can see the two of them tie up once more in the center of the ring. This time Austin is able to wriggle out and twist the arm of Magpie behind him. We see Magpie wriggle in pain as he is able to move slightly and push Austin off the ropes, as Austin comes back we see Magpie go for a clothesline, but Austin is able to duck under and drop Magpie onto the mat with a neck breaker. Austin then rolls back to his feet and walks over to his corner where Ken is standing, looking bored. We see Ken mouth to Austin that he doesn’t feel like tagging in right now. Austin simply nods to Ken and then smacks him across the face, the referee acknowledges the tag as Ken snaps back looking furious. Austin then drops down and slides out of the ring as he motions for Kenneth to get in.
Don Chuckles: I’ve seen some unique ways to tag your partner into the match Phil…but that definitely ranks up there.
Phil Latio: Get in there old man…
We see Kenneth stare angrily at Austin for a moment before turning his attention to inside the ring as he is taken down by Magpie who starts to drop a stiff flurry of left and right hands before standing up and tagging Vulture into the match. Vulture comes into the ring and as Kenneth gets up, he is caught square on the chin with a dropkick. Springing back up quickly, we see Vulture hit another dropkick, which this time knocks Kenneth backwards into the corner. While Vulture goes towards the other side of the ring, we see Austin hop onto the apron and start to mockingly clap as Vulture charges towards Kenneth in the corner and hits a running, leaping splash. Stepping back we see Vulture do it a second time before walking back to his corner and once again tagging Magpie back into the match. Stepping back into the ring we see Magpie walk towards Kenneth and measure him for an open hand chest chop. Kenneth is able to shock Magpie though and grab him and pull him into the corner as he starts to punch away at him and stomp him in the midsection. We see Magpie double over as Kenneth walks over towards his corner, reaching for a tag, but Austin drops down off the apron this time…mouthing to Kenneth that he needs some water and can’t tag in right now. Kenneth simply scowls as Magpie drops him from behind with a reverse DDT before once again going over and tagging Vulture into the match again.
Don Chuckles: Turnabout is fair play I guess Phil.
Phil Latio: This is actually getting entertaining Don.
Vulture comes into the match once again and jumps up in the air, coming down across the throat of Kenneth with a leg drop as we see Austin hop onto the apron showing mock worry on his face as the referee slides into position and makes the first fall of the match—1…2…NO! Kenneth kicks out. Vulture stands back up and pulls Kenneth to his feet, bouncing off the ropes we see Vulture hit a spinning heel kick on Kenneth Walker before hopping on top and getting another cover—1…2…NO! Ken kicks out once more as Vulture stands up, walks back over and tags Magpie back into the match. Magpie comes back in and casually walks over to Kenneth and pulls him back up to his feet again. Kenneth stings Magpie with a European Uppercut though and then a pair of forearm shots before kicking him in the stomach and lifting him up for a vertical suplex. After hitting the suplex Kenneth walks back towards the corner and looks like he is gonna tag Austin into the match. We see Austin move like he is gonna hop off the apron again, knowing this Kenneth turns, but then turns again and grabs Austin and forcibly pulls him into the ring. Acknowledging the tag we see Kenneth step out onto the apron as Austin stands up and looks at Kenneth angrily. Kenneth simply starts to chuckle at Austin as Magpie comes up from behind and grabs Austin. Getting Austin in DDT position, we see Magpie spike Austin’s head into the mat before floating over and making the cover. The referee gets into position and makes the count—1…2…3! Kenneth simply does nothing on the apron and the match is over.
Winner(s): Vulture/Magpie in 18:30
Don Chuckles: The dissention between Austin and Ken continues I guess.
Phil Latio: The champs lose again
We can see Vulture and Magpie simply leave the ring and make their way back over to their seats as Kenneth gets inside of the ring and simply starts to mockingly clap at Austin as he gets up holding his head from the DDT. Austin and Ken start to push each other, looking like they’re gonna come to blows for the third time tonight…but this time we hear the familiar static. What is the General Manager going to have to say about all of this?
General Manager: Starr…Walker…I am tired of watching the two of you bicker like a couple of infants each and every single week. This is no way for a pair of my champions to act, and I am not going to have it anymore. I gave the two of you time to work this out alone, but now I’m getting involved…you’re either gonna work together or you’re gonna self-destruct. Because next week…live on Raw…I’ve decided to make Oppression come early. In the main event…next week…live on Raw…it’s gonna be Austin Starr and Kenneth Walker…defending the Thy WWE Tag Team Championships against the team of John Sturking…and SHAWN MICHAELS!!!! Good luck gentleman…thank you and that is all.
Don Chuckles: Oh my god, that is huge…Oppression comes early as the General Manager…apparently fed up with the bickering of the champions has booked a tag team title match…live next week on Raw. Starr and Walker versus Sturking and Michaels…it’s gonna be colossal.
Phil Latio: Twenty bucks says we have new champions.
Don Chuckles: I don’t even think Starr and Walker care right now though Phil…look.
We can see Austin and Ken in the ring, continuing to bicker with one another as Raw goes off the air.
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CREDITS:
Match 1: Blade
Match 3: Ken
Me for everything else
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