Post by Dominic Reynolds on Oct 6, 2010 19:35:15 GMT -5
(Results aren't up to their usual standard this week, but a few things got messed up...I assure you all next week will be back to where its supposed to be)
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What an incredible announcement we heard get dropped at the end of Monday Night Raw last week, the General Manager; apparently fed up with the complacent behavior and flat out laziness being shown by his superstars fired CM Punk and mandated that Thy WWE will have no World Champion until somebody can step up and prove that they can not only impress him, but also be the face of the organization. Nay sayers online were expecting a revolt, but it turns out that this was the exact eye opener that the roster needed, simply due to the obvious fact that the turnout since the announcement has been the highest seen in weeks. With the mandate set, the proverbial ball is now in the hands of the Thy WWE superstars to get noticed, who will step up and what will they do is anybody’s guess. I know I’m going to be watching intently.
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MONDAY NIGHT RAW
JR: Welcome to yet another exciting live edition of Monday Night Raw, live from Safeco Field in Seattle, Washington.
The King: Ross, I along with the entire locker room is still in shock at the announcement made by our general manager last week. Mandating that we will have no World Champion….I mean…can he do that?
JR: I heard of a very heated closed door meeting that took place during the prior week between Mr. McMahon and the General Manager. Apparently however, one of the provisions that the GM had mandated into his contract was that his decisions can not be overturned King.
The King: So basically that nut can do whatever he wants?
JR: Call him what you will, but it seems to have gotten results.
We can see King grumble and go to say something else when we hear “Voices” by Reverend Theory kick on over the arena speakers as the Celtic Champion Randy Orton walks out onto the stage with the title slung proudly over his shoulder. The fans are giving Orton a mixed reaction as he makes his way down and gets inside of the ring, he gestures to be handed a microphone and after getting one he holds it to up…looking like he is going to speak, but then instead decides to pace around slowly…assessing the crowd. Finally he stops in the center of the ring, puts the Celtic Championship down on the ground and begins to address the sold out Seattle crowd.
Randy Orton: When you are the champion it’s said that you automatically become the most targeted man in the locker room. When you are champion, everybody wants to take you out. Now being the Celtic Championship I seem to have one man who desperately wants me out of the way…and another man…who simply won’t go away. GreenSpark…you won your shot to face me, but have yet to say when you want to cash it in. Why is that? Is it because you’re afraid GreenSpark…should we call you YellowSpark instead….are you a coward?
Orton pauses for a moment and as he goes to continue we can hear a very familiar theme song come on over the speakers. The fans respond warmly as they see Sheamus walk out onto the Thy WWE stage staring straight at Randy Orton. Sheamus has a microphone in his hand as well as he begins to walk slowly down the ring.
Randy Orton: Sheamus…Sheamus….Sheamus….you apparently don’t learn too well from the past. I beat you, took your Celtic Championship and then you ran away. You couldn’t measure up anymore Sheamus so you just left…but now you’re back…god do I have to kick you in the skull to make sure you stay away for good.
Sheamus is simply grinning and staring daggers at Randy Orton, he lifts the microphone and goes to speak but the music of GreenSpark comes on over the speakers and cuts him off. We see GreenSpark come out on top of the stage with his own microphone and as his song cuts off he begins to speak.
GreenSpark: Randy Orton, for the love of god man just please do us all a favor and stop talking. Nobody cares what you have to say, nobody wants to hear you come out on Monday Night Raw and ramble on and on incessantly….they just want to see somebody come out here and whip your ass….which coincidentally enough is what I’ve decided to do….oh yes Randy….you wondered when I’m going to use my Celtic Championship match. Well it’s going to be at Wrestlemania.
Sheamus: Just a minute fella, I don’t care about what two nobodies you defeated to earn a match for my Celtic Championship…but I have a return match that I am cashing in first which takes priority. So it is going to be me versus Randy Orton at Wrestlemania….not you!
In the ring Randy Orton is smiling as a fourth voice comes on…it’s the General Manager! I wonder what he is going to do?
General Manager: Good evening gentleman, actually…both of you are incorrect. It is not going to be Sheamus vs. Randy Orton at Wrestlemania, it is not going to be GreenSpark vs. Randy Orton at Wrestlemania…it is going to be Sheamus vs. GreenSpark vs. Randy Orton in a Triple Threat match for the Celtic Championship. Thank you and good day gentleman.
The crowd pops huge for the match announcement from the General Manager as we can see Sheamus simply continue to grin while at the top of the stage GreenSpark simply nods while Orton’s smile has been replaced with a cold stare.
JR: Another match made for Wrestlemania…triple threat for the Celtic Championship…this is gonna be huge King.
King: My money is on Sheamus…that look in his eyes is straight intimidating Ross….I’d be a little worried right now if I was Randy Orton and GreenSpark.
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Match 1: John Sturking vs. SonicTaker
The crowd is excited to see the first match of the night. As they sit there in silence My Time Is Now by John Cena blares over the PA and John Sturking walks out from behind the curtain. The fans burst into cheers as Sturking walks down to the ring. He stares down the curtain as Slow Chemical by Finger Eleven starts to play and Sonictaker walks out. The fans are booing him like crazy. He gets into the ring and the ref starts the match.
Sonictaker drops Sturking with a clotheslinethen he locks in a sharpshooter. The ref keeps asking sturking but he shakes his head. Sonic lets it go and quickly climbs to the top rope. He jumps toward Sturking and Sturking rolls away making Sonic go head first into the ground. Sturking kinda laughs at the stupidity of Sonictaker. He rolls Sonictaker over and runs off the ropes. Once he was back to Sonictaker he drops his fist on taker's face. Sonictaker rolls around holding his face. Sturking smirks and sizes up Sonictaker. As Sonictaker stands up John lifts him on his shoulder and hits Twisted Adjustment. He covers Sonictaker but only gets a two count. Sturking gets on the knees and yells at the ref. Sonictaker sees the chance as Sturking isn't paying attention. He watches for the perfect time and hits the Viper Cutter. He covers for a pin but Sturking kicks out. Sonictaker backs the ref up in the corner in anger and John Sturking hits a low blow, trying to be sneaky. The ref saw it however and immediately has the bell rang.
Winner: SonicTaker in 3:10 via DQ.
JR: A win is a win I guess King, I mean Sonic was told to either start showing he deserves to be here or he was gonna be terminated….and I guess he’s started that by getting a win tonight.
King: Tough break for John Sturking.
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Match 2: Bobby Lashley vs. Dan Hellman
Bobby Lashley who is newer to Thy WWE looked very good in this match up between Dan Hellman. Both Hellman and Lashley needed and wanted a win this week. Only one could get that win. Hellman and Lashley lock up as Lashley ducks down and slides between his legs. Dropkick connects to the chest. He follows it up with a quick boot to the side and hits the ropes. Lashley with a running kick to the chest of a seated Hellman. He raises his arms to amp up the fans. Lashley picks him up and sends him to the corner. He flies in with a knee to the chest as well. Dan looks to be stunned both by the offense and by Bobby’s quick start. Lashley hits a series of elbows in the corner, each placed oddly in the chest area as opposed to the head. He snapmares Dan Hellman out of the corner and kicks him hard in the back. Lashley then hits the ropes and runs right through Hellman. He goes for a cover and Dan kicks out, but the look on his face explains Lashley’s strategy. Both get up and Lashley hits a suplex. Dan is slow to get up and Bobby with a SPEAR! Lashley soon later finished the match with a Dominator! Pinning Dan for the
1.....
2........
and
3!!!!
JR: What a short match up here. But Lashley is the winner never the less.
Winner: Bobby Lashley in 5:30 via Dominator
The King: Wait look at this. Is that Cactus Jack in the ring behind Bobby Lashley.
Indeed it is, as we can see Bobby getting up from after pinning Dan Hellman we can see the deranged Cactus Jack waving his arms, he then lets out a yell and grabs Lashley from behind…promptly hitting him low and connecting with a Double Arm DDT. Lashley is now down, but Cactus Jack isn’t done yet. Remembering the assault that was given to him from the same man two weeks ago, Jack seems to be out for some kind of revenge as he reaches into his trousers and pulls out Mr. Socko. After putting the sock on, he stalks Lashley for a moment, once he sees Bobby trying to get up…he immediately shoves the sock into Bobby’s mouth and begins to take him down. We see Bobby fight back, but Jack is able to keep it locked in firm long enough for Bobby to eventually fall still on the mat. Jack then lets go and simply stands up, staring down at a fallen Bobby Lashley as the show goes to a commercial break.
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Match 3: Shawn Michaels vs. Jamie Moorefield
JR: King, this next match should be very interesting indeed. We have a returning Jamie Moorefield taking on Shawn Michaels.
King: Last week Ross, it looked almost like Moorefield was targeting Shawn for something, but what could it be.
JR: Maybe we’ll find out tonight King.
We can first hear the music of Shawn Michaels hit first over the arena speakers. The fans cheer and show their love for the legendary HBK as he walks out onto the stage. Not taking the time to do his usual routine, he instead walks with a vigorous pace and gets down and inside the ring. Almost immediately, we next hear the familiar sounds of Jamie Moorefield’s theme song and the fans begin to boo this cocky man as he walks out and breaks into a jog down to the ring and slides inside. The referee decides to ring the bell and this match is now underway.
JR: Look at the way these two are just sizing each other up King.
King: What is gonna happen Ross.
As the match begins, we can see Shawn and Jamie just pace around one another…trying to size the other man up. Jamie, then faking for a leg takedown instead takes Shawn down with a clothesline. Walking around the ring, tapping his head, we see immediately spring back to his feet and hit a double leg takedown on Jamie, followed by starting to unload on him with a quick array of left and right hands. It’s Shawn’s turn to stand up tapping his head while staring at Jamie; who quickly gets back to his feet. Seemingly not expecting that we see the two men resume what they were doing moments before, walking around each other, trying to size the other man up. Jamie then stops, and just waves his hands at Michaels….like he is dismissing the whole notion of this match. Jamie turns his back to leave, which makes Shawn holler for him and get in position to hit a Sweet Chin Music. Jamie turns and as Shawn fires for the kick…Jamie ducks down and behind and hooks Shawn for a pinfall….grabbing the tights for extra leverage we see the referee go down and make the count—1…2…3! It’s over, Jamie Moorefield not only wins in his return match to Thy WWE, but he seems to have outsmarted Shawn Michaels.
JR: You don’t see Shawn get outsmarted like that too often King.
King: No Ross, you really don’t.
We can see Jamie Moorefield getting out of the ring, walking up the ramp telling Shawn Michaels that tonight is only the beginning. What could that mean? It could be anybody’s guess here in Thy WWE. The show then goes to a commercial break with a shot of a very frustrated Shawn in the ring, getting up after the defeat.
Winner: Jamie Moorefield in 9:15 via roll-up.
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Match 4: Raven/Sir Luscious Leftfoot vs. Austin Starr/Mr. Swag-A-Licious.
(Kenneth Walker and Jonny Freeman are banned from ringside)
(If Austin pins Raven--Raven must wrestle Austin/Ken in a two on one handicap match with Jonny again banned from ringside)
(If Raven pins Austin--Austin must wrestle Jonny/Raven in a two on one handicap match with Ken again banned from ringside)
Result: Swag-A-Licious and Luscious Leftfoot end up having an impromptu dance contest on the outside of the ring. Austin, who was near finishing Raven stops to scream at them and ask the two of them what are they doing. This gives Raven time to recover, and hit the Evenflow DDT on Austin to get the clean pinfall.
END OF SHOW
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OOC NOTE: Results aren’t up to the usual par that I would like this week, but with the deadline clock getting messed up combined with me having to write these here at school this week and the library about to close….I had to rush things. I assure all of you guys that next week will be back up to the usual par.
Thank you for staying loyal…….
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What an incredible announcement we heard get dropped at the end of Monday Night Raw last week, the General Manager; apparently fed up with the complacent behavior and flat out laziness being shown by his superstars fired CM Punk and mandated that Thy WWE will have no World Champion until somebody can step up and prove that they can not only impress him, but also be the face of the organization. Nay sayers online were expecting a revolt, but it turns out that this was the exact eye opener that the roster needed, simply due to the obvious fact that the turnout since the announcement has been the highest seen in weeks. With the mandate set, the proverbial ball is now in the hands of the Thy WWE superstars to get noticed, who will step up and what will they do is anybody’s guess. I know I’m going to be watching intently.
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MONDAY NIGHT RAW
JR: Welcome to yet another exciting live edition of Monday Night Raw, live from Safeco Field in Seattle, Washington.
The King: Ross, I along with the entire locker room is still in shock at the announcement made by our general manager last week. Mandating that we will have no World Champion….I mean…can he do that?
JR: I heard of a very heated closed door meeting that took place during the prior week between Mr. McMahon and the General Manager. Apparently however, one of the provisions that the GM had mandated into his contract was that his decisions can not be overturned King.
The King: So basically that nut can do whatever he wants?
JR: Call him what you will, but it seems to have gotten results.
We can see King grumble and go to say something else when we hear “Voices” by Reverend Theory kick on over the arena speakers as the Celtic Champion Randy Orton walks out onto the stage with the title slung proudly over his shoulder. The fans are giving Orton a mixed reaction as he makes his way down and gets inside of the ring, he gestures to be handed a microphone and after getting one he holds it to up…looking like he is going to speak, but then instead decides to pace around slowly…assessing the crowd. Finally he stops in the center of the ring, puts the Celtic Championship down on the ground and begins to address the sold out Seattle crowd.
Randy Orton: When you are the champion it’s said that you automatically become the most targeted man in the locker room. When you are champion, everybody wants to take you out. Now being the Celtic Championship I seem to have one man who desperately wants me out of the way…and another man…who simply won’t go away. GreenSpark…you won your shot to face me, but have yet to say when you want to cash it in. Why is that? Is it because you’re afraid GreenSpark…should we call you YellowSpark instead….are you a coward?
Orton pauses for a moment and as he goes to continue we can hear a very familiar theme song come on over the speakers. The fans respond warmly as they see Sheamus walk out onto the Thy WWE stage staring straight at Randy Orton. Sheamus has a microphone in his hand as well as he begins to walk slowly down the ring.
Randy Orton: Sheamus…Sheamus….Sheamus….you apparently don’t learn too well from the past. I beat you, took your Celtic Championship and then you ran away. You couldn’t measure up anymore Sheamus so you just left…but now you’re back…god do I have to kick you in the skull to make sure you stay away for good.
Sheamus is simply grinning and staring daggers at Randy Orton, he lifts the microphone and goes to speak but the music of GreenSpark comes on over the speakers and cuts him off. We see GreenSpark come out on top of the stage with his own microphone and as his song cuts off he begins to speak.
GreenSpark: Randy Orton, for the love of god man just please do us all a favor and stop talking. Nobody cares what you have to say, nobody wants to hear you come out on Monday Night Raw and ramble on and on incessantly….they just want to see somebody come out here and whip your ass….which coincidentally enough is what I’ve decided to do….oh yes Randy….you wondered when I’m going to use my Celtic Championship match. Well it’s going to be at Wrestlemania.
Sheamus: Just a minute fella, I don’t care about what two nobodies you defeated to earn a match for my Celtic Championship…but I have a return match that I am cashing in first which takes priority. So it is going to be me versus Randy Orton at Wrestlemania….not you!
In the ring Randy Orton is smiling as a fourth voice comes on…it’s the General Manager! I wonder what he is going to do?
General Manager: Good evening gentleman, actually…both of you are incorrect. It is not going to be Sheamus vs. Randy Orton at Wrestlemania, it is not going to be GreenSpark vs. Randy Orton at Wrestlemania…it is going to be Sheamus vs. GreenSpark vs. Randy Orton in a Triple Threat match for the Celtic Championship. Thank you and good day gentleman.
The crowd pops huge for the match announcement from the General Manager as we can see Sheamus simply continue to grin while at the top of the stage GreenSpark simply nods while Orton’s smile has been replaced with a cold stare.
JR: Another match made for Wrestlemania…triple threat for the Celtic Championship…this is gonna be huge King.
King: My money is on Sheamus…that look in his eyes is straight intimidating Ross….I’d be a little worried right now if I was Randy Orton and GreenSpark.
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Match 1: John Sturking vs. SonicTaker
The crowd is excited to see the first match of the night. As they sit there in silence My Time Is Now by John Cena blares over the PA and John Sturking walks out from behind the curtain. The fans burst into cheers as Sturking walks down to the ring. He stares down the curtain as Slow Chemical by Finger Eleven starts to play and Sonictaker walks out. The fans are booing him like crazy. He gets into the ring and the ref starts the match.
Sonictaker drops Sturking with a clotheslinethen he locks in a sharpshooter. The ref keeps asking sturking but he shakes his head. Sonic lets it go and quickly climbs to the top rope. He jumps toward Sturking and Sturking rolls away making Sonic go head first into the ground. Sturking kinda laughs at the stupidity of Sonictaker. He rolls Sonictaker over and runs off the ropes. Once he was back to Sonictaker he drops his fist on taker's face. Sonictaker rolls around holding his face. Sturking smirks and sizes up Sonictaker. As Sonictaker stands up John lifts him on his shoulder and hits Twisted Adjustment. He covers Sonictaker but only gets a two count. Sturking gets on the knees and yells at the ref. Sonictaker sees the chance as Sturking isn't paying attention. He watches for the perfect time and hits the Viper Cutter. He covers for a pin but Sturking kicks out. Sonictaker backs the ref up in the corner in anger and John Sturking hits a low blow, trying to be sneaky. The ref saw it however and immediately has the bell rang.
Winner: SonicTaker in 3:10 via DQ.
JR: A win is a win I guess King, I mean Sonic was told to either start showing he deserves to be here or he was gonna be terminated….and I guess he’s started that by getting a win tonight.
King: Tough break for John Sturking.
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Match 2: Bobby Lashley vs. Dan Hellman
Bobby Lashley who is newer to Thy WWE looked very good in this match up between Dan Hellman. Both Hellman and Lashley needed and wanted a win this week. Only one could get that win. Hellman and Lashley lock up as Lashley ducks down and slides between his legs. Dropkick connects to the chest. He follows it up with a quick boot to the side and hits the ropes. Lashley with a running kick to the chest of a seated Hellman. He raises his arms to amp up the fans. Lashley picks him up and sends him to the corner. He flies in with a knee to the chest as well. Dan looks to be stunned both by the offense and by Bobby’s quick start. Lashley hits a series of elbows in the corner, each placed oddly in the chest area as opposed to the head. He snapmares Dan Hellman out of the corner and kicks him hard in the back. Lashley then hits the ropes and runs right through Hellman. He goes for a cover and Dan kicks out, but the look on his face explains Lashley’s strategy. Both get up and Lashley hits a suplex. Dan is slow to get up and Bobby with a SPEAR! Lashley soon later finished the match with a Dominator! Pinning Dan for the
1.....
2........
and
3!!!!
JR: What a short match up here. But Lashley is the winner never the less.
Winner: Bobby Lashley in 5:30 via Dominator
The King: Wait look at this. Is that Cactus Jack in the ring behind Bobby Lashley.
Indeed it is, as we can see Bobby getting up from after pinning Dan Hellman we can see the deranged Cactus Jack waving his arms, he then lets out a yell and grabs Lashley from behind…promptly hitting him low and connecting with a Double Arm DDT. Lashley is now down, but Cactus Jack isn’t done yet. Remembering the assault that was given to him from the same man two weeks ago, Jack seems to be out for some kind of revenge as he reaches into his trousers and pulls out Mr. Socko. After putting the sock on, he stalks Lashley for a moment, once he sees Bobby trying to get up…he immediately shoves the sock into Bobby’s mouth and begins to take him down. We see Bobby fight back, but Jack is able to keep it locked in firm long enough for Bobby to eventually fall still on the mat. Jack then lets go and simply stands up, staring down at a fallen Bobby Lashley as the show goes to a commercial break.
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Match 3: Shawn Michaels vs. Jamie Moorefield
JR: King, this next match should be very interesting indeed. We have a returning Jamie Moorefield taking on Shawn Michaels.
King: Last week Ross, it looked almost like Moorefield was targeting Shawn for something, but what could it be.
JR: Maybe we’ll find out tonight King.
We can first hear the music of Shawn Michaels hit first over the arena speakers. The fans cheer and show their love for the legendary HBK as he walks out onto the stage. Not taking the time to do his usual routine, he instead walks with a vigorous pace and gets down and inside the ring. Almost immediately, we next hear the familiar sounds of Jamie Moorefield’s theme song and the fans begin to boo this cocky man as he walks out and breaks into a jog down to the ring and slides inside. The referee decides to ring the bell and this match is now underway.
JR: Look at the way these two are just sizing each other up King.
King: What is gonna happen Ross.
As the match begins, we can see Shawn and Jamie just pace around one another…trying to size the other man up. Jamie, then faking for a leg takedown instead takes Shawn down with a clothesline. Walking around the ring, tapping his head, we see immediately spring back to his feet and hit a double leg takedown on Jamie, followed by starting to unload on him with a quick array of left and right hands. It’s Shawn’s turn to stand up tapping his head while staring at Jamie; who quickly gets back to his feet. Seemingly not expecting that we see the two men resume what they were doing moments before, walking around each other, trying to size the other man up. Jamie then stops, and just waves his hands at Michaels….like he is dismissing the whole notion of this match. Jamie turns his back to leave, which makes Shawn holler for him and get in position to hit a Sweet Chin Music. Jamie turns and as Shawn fires for the kick…Jamie ducks down and behind and hooks Shawn for a pinfall….grabbing the tights for extra leverage we see the referee go down and make the count—1…2…3! It’s over, Jamie Moorefield not only wins in his return match to Thy WWE, but he seems to have outsmarted Shawn Michaels.
JR: You don’t see Shawn get outsmarted like that too often King.
King: No Ross, you really don’t.
We can see Jamie Moorefield getting out of the ring, walking up the ramp telling Shawn Michaels that tonight is only the beginning. What could that mean? It could be anybody’s guess here in Thy WWE. The show then goes to a commercial break with a shot of a very frustrated Shawn in the ring, getting up after the defeat.
Winner: Jamie Moorefield in 9:15 via roll-up.
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Match 4: Raven/Sir Luscious Leftfoot vs. Austin Starr/Mr. Swag-A-Licious.
(Kenneth Walker and Jonny Freeman are banned from ringside)
(If Austin pins Raven--Raven must wrestle Austin/Ken in a two on one handicap match with Jonny again banned from ringside)
(If Raven pins Austin--Austin must wrestle Jonny/Raven in a two on one handicap match with Ken again banned from ringside)
Result: Swag-A-Licious and Luscious Leftfoot end up having an impromptu dance contest on the outside of the ring. Austin, who was near finishing Raven stops to scream at them and ask the two of them what are they doing. This gives Raven time to recover, and hit the Evenflow DDT on Austin to get the clean pinfall.
END OF SHOW
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OOC NOTE: Results aren’t up to the usual par that I would like this week, but with the deadline clock getting messed up combined with me having to write these here at school this week and the library about to close….I had to rush things. I assure all of you guys that next week will be back up to the usual par.
Thank you for staying loyal…….
