Post by Dominic Reynolds on Sept 30, 2010 0:31:54 GMT -5
(OOC NOTE FROM AUSTIN...I WILL CODE THIS PROPERLY TOMORROW...I WANNA JUST GET IT POSTED NOW)
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We heard a huge and potentially foundation rocking bit of news last week from the General Manager concerning the main event of Wrestlemania. In a little less than three weeks, we will see three of the biggest stars ever in Thy WWE collide to crown the first ever unified World Champion. CM Punk, Maven, and The Undertaker have all done impressive things here in this business…but when it comes down to it, it will all be about who wants it the most. That however is not all, despite the efforts of the General Manager to turn things around here in Thy WWE—he is continuously faced with stonewalling and flat out incompetent tactics from chairman Vince McMahon. Rumors are rumbling not only of conflict between Vince and the GM, but also of another potentially bigger announcement being delivered as soon as tonight. What could it be? Honestly it’s anybody’s guess….but I know when it happens…a lot of people are going to be paying close attention.
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Monday Night Raw
JR: Ladies and Gentleman…this is MONDAY NIGHT RAW!!!! I am Jim Ross, and along with my partner here Jerry Lawler…we plan to sit right here with you America as another great night of Thy WWE action unfolds before our very eyes.
Jerry Lawler: Ross, tonight is going to be most interesting indeed. All week, rumors have been buzzing about high level conflict between Thy WWE chairman Vince McMahon and our still unknown General Manager. Infact I’ve heard that another announcement is going to be delivered tonight that is even bigger then last weeks.
JR: I don’t know King…crowning the first Unified Champion is definitely huge news.
Match 1: Sir Luscious Leftfoot vs. Mr. Swag-A-Licious
We can first hear the harmonic sounds of “Purple Rain” by Prince kick on first over the arena speakers as Sir Luscious Leftfoot struts his way out onto the Thy WWE stage for the first time ever. Fans in attendance don’t know whether to boo or cheer for the newcomer, but a few of the fans seated ringside point and chuckle at the interesting attire that we see Luscious Leftfoot wearing. Continuing his strut down to the ring we see Leftfoot get inside and do a few dance steps before looking towards the top of the entrance way. He doesn’t have to wait for long as we next hear “Can’t Touch This” by MC Hammer come on and Mr. Swag-A-Licious steps out onto the top of the stage wearing his now trademark brown pants. Fans have already seen him perform before and are now warm to him, as they grace him with a few mild cheers as breaks into a surprising sprint down and inside the ring. Getting up onto his feet he takes off his chain and shirt before looking at Leftfoot and doing a backflip. Once back on his feet, the referee steps forward and asks the two of them if they understand the rules. Swag simply cocks his head to respond while Leftfoot does a quick foot shuffle. The referee looks at the two of them confused before deciding to simply ring the bell and the match is underway.
JR: Two more colorful characters here on display tonight King.
Jerry Lawler: Does anybody screen these guys before hiring them?
Leftfoot and Swag step up to each other as Swag slaps his brown pants and lets out a holler to the crowd. Leftfoot looks at Swag’s moves, simply chuckles as he breaks into a mini moonwalk before stopping. Feeling disrespected now, Swag tries to throw a left hand towards Leftfoot; but Leftfoot also throws a left at the same time and the two of them cancel each other out. Looking surprised for a moment, it’s now Leftfoot’s turn to go for offense as he fires a right hand off at Swag. But just like before, now it’s Swag who also goes for a right hand at the same time. We then see both men go for a dropkick on each other at the same time. But just like with the punches, it just cancels the other man out. Now back on their feet again, we can see Leftfoot and Swag circling each other for a few moments before Leftfoot stops and simply looks towards the entrance way. We can hear him holler that it’s time to get “funky” as a disco, soul train sounding instrumental kicks on over the arena speakers. Leftfoot begins dancing around the ring and the fans begin to chuckle, Swag however simply looks amazed at what he is seeing unfold before him. Looking at the referee and then just shrugging his shoulders, Swag decides to join in on the little dance craze going down in the ring. We see Swag and Leftfoot put on a nice little show, then the music stops and the two of them stand up. Smiling at what the other has done, the two of them shake hands and embrace before waving their hands dismissively at the official before exiting the ring together and heading up the ramp…juking and sliding the whole time. Inside the ring, the still baffled referee begins and finishes his ten count. The bell rings and the match is over, but then again, was there even a match to begin with? Or more like the start of a new team here in Thy WWE, guess we’re gonna have to wait and see.
Winner: No Contest
JR: Um…did that just happen King?
The King: I’m not entirely sure what just happened in that ring Ross…last time I checked this wasn’t MTV or Star Search…this is Thy WWE. If they’re just gonna dance…well then…maybe they need to leave.
JR simply shrugs to the King as the show goes to its first commercial break.
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Match 2: Bobby Lashley vs. Cactus Jack
(Jack’s Final Chance)
We hear the theme of Cactus Jack blaring first throughout the arena as the show returns from its commercial break. The crowd erupts with applause as they wait for the hardcore icon to emerge from behind the curtain; but he doesn't. With the music still blaring, the crowd hushes and becomes silent. Suddenly the camera switches from the ring to the backstage area where we see Bobby Lashley and Cactus Jack brawling throughout the bowels of the arena. We can see that Jack has already been busted open as the blood drips from the forehead. Last week on Raw we saw Bobby unleash a similar assault on rising prospect Xavier Oden who hasn’t been seen around here since. It looks like he is trying it again here tonight on the polished ring veteran. Lashley knees Jack in the midsection and slams his head onto the coffee table followed by pulling Jack along by his hair as both men come through the curtain. Lashley delivers a hard right hook to Jack as he falls to his back and rolls down the ramp. Lashley looks pissed as he cockily walks down the ramp in pursuit of Jack. Cactus seems to be trying to crawl underneath the ring, but Lashley catches him and attempts to pull him by the leg. He does successfully, but as he tries to pull Jack up, he gets what looks to be a white powdery substance thrown in his face! Lashley falls as Jack quickly tackles him down and mounts him…pummeling Lashley with lefts and rights from all directions as the crowd cheers.
JR: Damn this Bobby Lashley, we seen him deliver this same assault last week. Why is he doing this?
The King: To get noticed Ross….don’t you get it. Ha…I love it!
Continuing the assault, we see Jack bite into the forehead of Lashley. We hear the painful scream of Bobby as Jack stands up and makes his way over to the announce table to look for something to continue the assault with. However what he doesn’t see is Bobby get to his feet quickly and use the ring apron to help himself recover. We see Bobby’s blood coming out from his forehead where Jack bit him, as he touches it and then tries to shake himself back to full alertness. Meanwhile, we can see Jack pick up a steel chair and charge towards Lashley. But Bobby is ready for it as he pushes himself off the ringside apron and hits a stiff looking big boot on Jack. Jack falls to the ground still as Lashley now looks quite angry at the sight of having his own blood drawn. He pulls the old man up and throws him into the ring. Sliding in himself as well he takes Jack up and irish whips him into the corner and charges into him with him massive shoulders. After a string of painful looking shoulder blocks in the corner we see Bobby step back as Jack staggers forward. Bobby Lashley gets a very visible gleam in his eye as he kicks Cactus Jack in the stomach and lifts him up into position for the Dominator. Hitting the move, he spikes Jack into the mat and then calls for the referee to come and make the cover—1…2…3!
Winner: Bobby Lashley in 7:30 via Dominator
JR: Who can stop this Bobby Lashley King?
The King: I honestly don’t know Ross…I honestly don’t know.
We see Bobby walk triumphantly up the ramp as the show goes to another commercial break.
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Match 3: Shawn Michaels vs. Randy Orton
(GreenSpark is the Special Guest Referee)
When we come back from the commercial break, we can see the Special Guest Referee for the evening making his way from the back towards the ring. But then all of a sudden a figure quickly comes up from behind him and smacks him in the back of the leg with what looks to be a led pipe. GreenSpark falls to the mat wincing and holding his leg. We try to see who his attacker is, but he/she appear to be wearing some kind of disguise. The person continues to strike GreenSpark in his legs and back until arena security and trainers show up and run him off. Now in the ring we can already see Shawn Michaels, set and ready to go watching this unfold on the big screen. What is this gonna do for the match? Who is gonna be the Special Guest Referee? With that very important question unknown we hear “Voices” come on over the arena speakers as Randy Orton walks out onto the top of the stage wearing his Celtic Championship around his waist. Some people have said that Randy hasn’t been the same since finally vanquishing Sheamus to win. It looks almost as if the competitive edge has disappeared. Either way though we see Randy start to make his way down to the ring when behind him we see the same disguised figure who attacked GreenSpark run out and attack Randy Orton from behind with the led pipe as well. Randy falls down to the ground hollering in pain as the person strikes him with the pipe several times before stopping then staring straight towards the ring at a still confused Shawn Michaels. The man drops the led pipe and takes off his disguise to reveal that it is JAMIE MOOREFIELD!
The King: MOOREFIELD! I never thought I would see him back here again, not after the falling out he had with management after his championship match with Maven.
JR: Anything can happen here in Thy WWE King…you know that.
Trainers and officials come out to escort Moorefield to the back, he resists at first…just long enough to point to Shawn Michaels in the ring and simply stare for a few seconds. Shawn seems intrigued and confused at the same time, once Moorefield has been taken behind the curtain he seems shaken from his state and demands the referee make the ten count and announce him the winner via count out. Grudgingly the referee obliges him—1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10!
Winner: Shawn Michaels via count-out
JR: I guess that’s another win for the Showstopper King.
The King: I’d call that a bit tainted if I was you Ross…and why did Moorefield decide to return here to Thy WWE! And of all people, why would he attack GreenSpark and Randy Orton and then just point at Shawn Michaels.
JR: Next week is gonna be interesting indeed King.
King nods as the show goes to another commercial break.
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Match 4: Kenneth Walker (W/Austin Starr) vs. Raven (W/Jonny Freeman)
In what seems to be a popular trend tonight, immediately when we return from commercial break we can see the Thy WWE Tag Team Champions Jonny Freeman and Raven in the ring holding their belts and looking defiant as ever. Jonny has a microphone in his hand and raises it to his lips and begins to speak as the crowd boos him.
Jonny Freeman: Last week on Raw we saw Austin Starr start the Spotlight Hogging tour all over again as he convinced the only person stupid enough to ever trust him in Kenneth Walker to make yet another return here to Thy WWE and be his partner for Wrestlemania. When each and every single one of you watching heard this little bit of news, you cheered, but let me ask you guys something. How can you cheer a man like Austin Starr? Do you know some of the things he has done? Hell, do you know some of the things he has done to his very own tag team partner. Let me ask you something Kenny old boy…do you remember those long and cold winter nights where you and your son would have to sleep outside…with no real home of your own. Do you remember going hungry for days…even weeks on end? Kenneth, this is a man who would stab his own mother in the back to keep himself ahead…but yet you have decided to tag with him. Are you asking for history to repeat itself Kenneth? Apparently wisdom doesn’t come with age…at least in your case…
Jonny lowers the microphone in disgust and Raven grabs it.
Raven: Why do you people worship those two so much? Those two men represent everything that is wrong with today’s business. Those two men represent ego maniacal narcissism in its absolute worst form. Austin Starr and Kenneth Walker are the reason why guys like me and Jonny can’t break through that proverbial glass ceiling. Austin Starr and Kenneth Walker are the reason why guys like Jonny and me have to sit back and struggle with the opening acts…the lousy salaries…it’s because they hog it all for themselves. Those two ignorant parasites preach a loud of naïve lies about competition and a relentless desire to be on top. I call it greed….plain and simple. And come Wrestlemania…we make those two pay for their sins…plain and simple. It wi-
We hear “I Believe” come on over the speakers and the fans break into loud cheers as Kenneth Walker walks out onto the stage along with Austin Starr.
JR: King, this feud between these two teams is so personal…you can cut the tension in here with a knife.
The King: Shut up Ross…I wanna see where this goes.
Kenneth has a microphone in his hand, and he goes to raise it to his mouth. But then he just drops it and the two of them rush down to the ring and slide in—it looks like we have us a brawl on our hands as Raven pairs off with Austin and Jonny begins to trade blows with Ken. However unlike last week, the champions actually seem to be getting the upper hand on the challengers…as we see Raven kick Austin low and plant his head into the mat with an Evenflow DDT. Raven then kicks Austin out of the ring and just as Ken starts to get the advantage over Jonny, we see Raven grab Ken from behind and plant him with a quick Evenflow DDT as well. Raven then looks at Jonny and gestures towards Austin who is starting to stir on the outside of the ring. Jonny nods and runs at the ropes, slingshotting himself over the top rope and onto Austin on the floor. In the ring we see Raven take his tag team title and hold it close to Ken’s face…before smacking him hard and spitting on him. Picking up the microphone, we hear Raven speak once more.
Raven: You should have stayed away Kenneth…you should have stayed away…now the next time sweet little innocent Michael and Lily see you…it’s gonna be at Wrestlemania when you’re carried out of the arena into an ambulance after Jonny and I are through with you two…Get ready old man…you did this all to yourself.
Raven drops the microphone and puts one foot over Ken’s chest. Raising his title in the air with one arm and simulating his own mock three count. Raven seems to revel in the hate and boos that is getting rained down upon him from all directions from the fans in the crowd.
Winner: No Contest
JR: King, I have never seen Austin and Ken get dominated so badly.
The King: Honestly Ross…neither have I. Maybe the champions were tired of getting underestimated and they decided to take it up a notch.
JR: This just made Wrestlemania that much more personal.
The King: You said it my friend…you said it indeed.
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Match 5: CM Punk vs. Maven
JR: With the display we just seen earlier…it’s gonna be a lot needed to top that King.
The King: Yeah..but if anybody can do it…Punk and Maven can.
We hear CM Punk’s theme music come on first as he walks out onto the stage grinning from ear to ear. On his head is a microphone, ear piece of sorts—wonder what that is for? Either way, we see Punk get down to the ring and slide inside.
CM Punk: Do you know why I am better than you? Do you? I just roll out of bed being better than you? Being straight edge makes me better than you? Hell…basically everything that I am about is why I am better than you. Wrestlemania will be a prime example of my skill when I walk out the first Unified World Champion here in Thy W-
We hear Punk get interrupted by Maven’s theme song as we see Maven run out with his Smackdown World Title around his waist. Maven doesn’t seem to pause at all as he begins to make a quick stride down the ramp but only gets about halfway before a familiar voice comes on over the arena speakers. It’s the General Manager…uh oh…this can’t be good.
General Manager: Do the two of you have any idea what it feels like to continuously have your efforts thwarted by an incompetent fool? Well I do…but enough of that for now. I am here right now because I have been watching the overall state of affairs over the past several days and weeks…especially with you three in my main event and I have to say that I am most definitely not pleased at all. Let me first address you Mr. Punk—you have proven to be nothing more than a one-dimensional prima donna who isn’t as good as he thinks he is. The fact that you have remained a champion for all this time just goes to show how lazy my superstars have gotten. And Maven…well honestly Maven…what else do I need to say about you…you just suck…that’s all there is to it. So I have decided to shake things up a bit—first off Mr. Punk…you’re services are no longer needed here in Thy WWE…you are fired sir. Thank you and good day…security, please remove that filth from my ring.
We can see the General Manager’s security team walk out and down to the ring as Punk as furious at what he just heard. Punk looks like he is ready to fight as the security team swarms the ring and gets him under control as the General Manager continues.
General Manager: Also…with the departure of The Undertaker…and the current state of affairs…it has left me with no other choice but to do the following. Effective immediately…the main event I booked last week is now cancelled. Now I know what you’re thinking…what about the main event? What about the championship? Honestly…lately…none of you have what it takes to call yourselves a champion. That is why effective immediately…Thy WWE will have no champion…that’s right…Maven…you yourself are also relieved of your belt and the top slot will simply remain vacant. Hopefully this is what it will take to finally reignite that competitive spark that seems to be non-existant in the locker room. I challenge any one of the guys I still have left to step up and impress me…do something…anything that proves you deserve to call yourself the face of Thy WWE and this might change. But until then…well…it’s out of my hands.
Thank you…good day gentleman…
The General Manager laughs and fades out as the fans are stunned at what they’ve just heard. CM Punk has finally been taken into control and is being led kicking and screaming up the arena ramp as Maven is going ballistic at the ringside area….screaming how he is the champion and they can’t do this to him.
JR: Can he do that King? We need a champion!
The King: Ross…if you think about it…the General Manager is actually kind of right…the roster seems to have gotten rather complacent lately. Maybe this is what needs to be done to make things interesting.
JR: You heard the General Manager…the open challenge to any superstar to simply step up and prove that they deserve the opportunity to be the champion…the proverbial face of this company…this is certainly going to create some interesting television.
The King: That’s putting it lightly….this is shaking news…how are the superstars gonna react…hell…how is Mr. McMahon gonna react to this. Next weeks Raw is gonna be crazy.
JR: Tune in to find out…good night America.
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CREDITS: Blade for Match 2
Me for everything else (including the editing of Match 2)
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We heard a huge and potentially foundation rocking bit of news last week from the General Manager concerning the main event of Wrestlemania. In a little less than three weeks, we will see three of the biggest stars ever in Thy WWE collide to crown the first ever unified World Champion. CM Punk, Maven, and The Undertaker have all done impressive things here in this business…but when it comes down to it, it will all be about who wants it the most. That however is not all, despite the efforts of the General Manager to turn things around here in Thy WWE—he is continuously faced with stonewalling and flat out incompetent tactics from chairman Vince McMahon. Rumors are rumbling not only of conflict between Vince and the GM, but also of another potentially bigger announcement being delivered as soon as tonight. What could it be? Honestly it’s anybody’s guess….but I know when it happens…a lot of people are going to be paying close attention.
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Monday Night Raw
JR: Ladies and Gentleman…this is MONDAY NIGHT RAW!!!! I am Jim Ross, and along with my partner here Jerry Lawler…we plan to sit right here with you America as another great night of Thy WWE action unfolds before our very eyes.
Jerry Lawler: Ross, tonight is going to be most interesting indeed. All week, rumors have been buzzing about high level conflict between Thy WWE chairman Vince McMahon and our still unknown General Manager. Infact I’ve heard that another announcement is going to be delivered tonight that is even bigger then last weeks.
JR: I don’t know King…crowning the first Unified Champion is definitely huge news.
Match 1: Sir Luscious Leftfoot vs. Mr. Swag-A-Licious
We can first hear the harmonic sounds of “Purple Rain” by Prince kick on first over the arena speakers as Sir Luscious Leftfoot struts his way out onto the Thy WWE stage for the first time ever. Fans in attendance don’t know whether to boo or cheer for the newcomer, but a few of the fans seated ringside point and chuckle at the interesting attire that we see Luscious Leftfoot wearing. Continuing his strut down to the ring we see Leftfoot get inside and do a few dance steps before looking towards the top of the entrance way. He doesn’t have to wait for long as we next hear “Can’t Touch This” by MC Hammer come on and Mr. Swag-A-Licious steps out onto the top of the stage wearing his now trademark brown pants. Fans have already seen him perform before and are now warm to him, as they grace him with a few mild cheers as breaks into a surprising sprint down and inside the ring. Getting up onto his feet he takes off his chain and shirt before looking at Leftfoot and doing a backflip. Once back on his feet, the referee steps forward and asks the two of them if they understand the rules. Swag simply cocks his head to respond while Leftfoot does a quick foot shuffle. The referee looks at the two of them confused before deciding to simply ring the bell and the match is underway.
JR: Two more colorful characters here on display tonight King.
Jerry Lawler: Does anybody screen these guys before hiring them?
Leftfoot and Swag step up to each other as Swag slaps his brown pants and lets out a holler to the crowd. Leftfoot looks at Swag’s moves, simply chuckles as he breaks into a mini moonwalk before stopping. Feeling disrespected now, Swag tries to throw a left hand towards Leftfoot; but Leftfoot also throws a left at the same time and the two of them cancel each other out. Looking surprised for a moment, it’s now Leftfoot’s turn to go for offense as he fires a right hand off at Swag. But just like before, now it’s Swag who also goes for a right hand at the same time. We then see both men go for a dropkick on each other at the same time. But just like with the punches, it just cancels the other man out. Now back on their feet again, we can see Leftfoot and Swag circling each other for a few moments before Leftfoot stops and simply looks towards the entrance way. We can hear him holler that it’s time to get “funky” as a disco, soul train sounding instrumental kicks on over the arena speakers. Leftfoot begins dancing around the ring and the fans begin to chuckle, Swag however simply looks amazed at what he is seeing unfold before him. Looking at the referee and then just shrugging his shoulders, Swag decides to join in on the little dance craze going down in the ring. We see Swag and Leftfoot put on a nice little show, then the music stops and the two of them stand up. Smiling at what the other has done, the two of them shake hands and embrace before waving their hands dismissively at the official before exiting the ring together and heading up the ramp…juking and sliding the whole time. Inside the ring, the still baffled referee begins and finishes his ten count. The bell rings and the match is over, but then again, was there even a match to begin with? Or more like the start of a new team here in Thy WWE, guess we’re gonna have to wait and see.
Winner: No Contest
JR: Um…did that just happen King?
The King: I’m not entirely sure what just happened in that ring Ross…last time I checked this wasn’t MTV or Star Search…this is Thy WWE. If they’re just gonna dance…well then…maybe they need to leave.
JR simply shrugs to the King as the show goes to its first commercial break.
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Match 2: Bobby Lashley vs. Cactus Jack
(Jack’s Final Chance)
We hear the theme of Cactus Jack blaring first throughout the arena as the show returns from its commercial break. The crowd erupts with applause as they wait for the hardcore icon to emerge from behind the curtain; but he doesn't. With the music still blaring, the crowd hushes and becomes silent. Suddenly the camera switches from the ring to the backstage area where we see Bobby Lashley and Cactus Jack brawling throughout the bowels of the arena. We can see that Jack has already been busted open as the blood drips from the forehead. Last week on Raw we saw Bobby unleash a similar assault on rising prospect Xavier Oden who hasn’t been seen around here since. It looks like he is trying it again here tonight on the polished ring veteran. Lashley knees Jack in the midsection and slams his head onto the coffee table followed by pulling Jack along by his hair as both men come through the curtain. Lashley delivers a hard right hook to Jack as he falls to his back and rolls down the ramp. Lashley looks pissed as he cockily walks down the ramp in pursuit of Jack. Cactus seems to be trying to crawl underneath the ring, but Lashley catches him and attempts to pull him by the leg. He does successfully, but as he tries to pull Jack up, he gets what looks to be a white powdery substance thrown in his face! Lashley falls as Jack quickly tackles him down and mounts him…pummeling Lashley with lefts and rights from all directions as the crowd cheers.
JR: Damn this Bobby Lashley, we seen him deliver this same assault last week. Why is he doing this?
The King: To get noticed Ross….don’t you get it. Ha…I love it!
Continuing the assault, we see Jack bite into the forehead of Lashley. We hear the painful scream of Bobby as Jack stands up and makes his way over to the announce table to look for something to continue the assault with. However what he doesn’t see is Bobby get to his feet quickly and use the ring apron to help himself recover. We see Bobby’s blood coming out from his forehead where Jack bit him, as he touches it and then tries to shake himself back to full alertness. Meanwhile, we can see Jack pick up a steel chair and charge towards Lashley. But Bobby is ready for it as he pushes himself off the ringside apron and hits a stiff looking big boot on Jack. Jack falls to the ground still as Lashley now looks quite angry at the sight of having his own blood drawn. He pulls the old man up and throws him into the ring. Sliding in himself as well he takes Jack up and irish whips him into the corner and charges into him with him massive shoulders. After a string of painful looking shoulder blocks in the corner we see Bobby step back as Jack staggers forward. Bobby Lashley gets a very visible gleam in his eye as he kicks Cactus Jack in the stomach and lifts him up into position for the Dominator. Hitting the move, he spikes Jack into the mat and then calls for the referee to come and make the cover—1…2…3!
Winner: Bobby Lashley in 7:30 via Dominator
JR: Who can stop this Bobby Lashley King?
The King: I honestly don’t know Ross…I honestly don’t know.
We see Bobby walk triumphantly up the ramp as the show goes to another commercial break.
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Match 3: Shawn Michaels vs. Randy Orton
(GreenSpark is the Special Guest Referee)
When we come back from the commercial break, we can see the Special Guest Referee for the evening making his way from the back towards the ring. But then all of a sudden a figure quickly comes up from behind him and smacks him in the back of the leg with what looks to be a led pipe. GreenSpark falls to the mat wincing and holding his leg. We try to see who his attacker is, but he/she appear to be wearing some kind of disguise. The person continues to strike GreenSpark in his legs and back until arena security and trainers show up and run him off. Now in the ring we can already see Shawn Michaels, set and ready to go watching this unfold on the big screen. What is this gonna do for the match? Who is gonna be the Special Guest Referee? With that very important question unknown we hear “Voices” come on over the arena speakers as Randy Orton walks out onto the top of the stage wearing his Celtic Championship around his waist. Some people have said that Randy hasn’t been the same since finally vanquishing Sheamus to win. It looks almost as if the competitive edge has disappeared. Either way though we see Randy start to make his way down to the ring when behind him we see the same disguised figure who attacked GreenSpark run out and attack Randy Orton from behind with the led pipe as well. Randy falls down to the ground hollering in pain as the person strikes him with the pipe several times before stopping then staring straight towards the ring at a still confused Shawn Michaels. The man drops the led pipe and takes off his disguise to reveal that it is JAMIE MOOREFIELD!
The King: MOOREFIELD! I never thought I would see him back here again, not after the falling out he had with management after his championship match with Maven.
JR: Anything can happen here in Thy WWE King…you know that.
Trainers and officials come out to escort Moorefield to the back, he resists at first…just long enough to point to Shawn Michaels in the ring and simply stare for a few seconds. Shawn seems intrigued and confused at the same time, once Moorefield has been taken behind the curtain he seems shaken from his state and demands the referee make the ten count and announce him the winner via count out. Grudgingly the referee obliges him—1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10!
Winner: Shawn Michaels via count-out
JR: I guess that’s another win for the Showstopper King.
The King: I’d call that a bit tainted if I was you Ross…and why did Moorefield decide to return here to Thy WWE! And of all people, why would he attack GreenSpark and Randy Orton and then just point at Shawn Michaels.
JR: Next week is gonna be interesting indeed King.
King nods as the show goes to another commercial break.
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Match 4: Kenneth Walker (W/Austin Starr) vs. Raven (W/Jonny Freeman)
In what seems to be a popular trend tonight, immediately when we return from commercial break we can see the Thy WWE Tag Team Champions Jonny Freeman and Raven in the ring holding their belts and looking defiant as ever. Jonny has a microphone in his hand and raises it to his lips and begins to speak as the crowd boos him.
Jonny Freeman: Last week on Raw we saw Austin Starr start the Spotlight Hogging tour all over again as he convinced the only person stupid enough to ever trust him in Kenneth Walker to make yet another return here to Thy WWE and be his partner for Wrestlemania. When each and every single one of you watching heard this little bit of news, you cheered, but let me ask you guys something. How can you cheer a man like Austin Starr? Do you know some of the things he has done? Hell, do you know some of the things he has done to his very own tag team partner. Let me ask you something Kenny old boy…do you remember those long and cold winter nights where you and your son would have to sleep outside…with no real home of your own. Do you remember going hungry for days…even weeks on end? Kenneth, this is a man who would stab his own mother in the back to keep himself ahead…but yet you have decided to tag with him. Are you asking for history to repeat itself Kenneth? Apparently wisdom doesn’t come with age…at least in your case…
Jonny lowers the microphone in disgust and Raven grabs it.
Raven: Why do you people worship those two so much? Those two men represent everything that is wrong with today’s business. Those two men represent ego maniacal narcissism in its absolute worst form. Austin Starr and Kenneth Walker are the reason why guys like me and Jonny can’t break through that proverbial glass ceiling. Austin Starr and Kenneth Walker are the reason why guys like Jonny and me have to sit back and struggle with the opening acts…the lousy salaries…it’s because they hog it all for themselves. Those two ignorant parasites preach a loud of naïve lies about competition and a relentless desire to be on top. I call it greed….plain and simple. And come Wrestlemania…we make those two pay for their sins…plain and simple. It wi-
We hear “I Believe” come on over the speakers and the fans break into loud cheers as Kenneth Walker walks out onto the stage along with Austin Starr.
JR: King, this feud between these two teams is so personal…you can cut the tension in here with a knife.
The King: Shut up Ross…I wanna see where this goes.
Kenneth has a microphone in his hand, and he goes to raise it to his mouth. But then he just drops it and the two of them rush down to the ring and slide in—it looks like we have us a brawl on our hands as Raven pairs off with Austin and Jonny begins to trade blows with Ken. However unlike last week, the champions actually seem to be getting the upper hand on the challengers…as we see Raven kick Austin low and plant his head into the mat with an Evenflow DDT. Raven then kicks Austin out of the ring and just as Ken starts to get the advantage over Jonny, we see Raven grab Ken from behind and plant him with a quick Evenflow DDT as well. Raven then looks at Jonny and gestures towards Austin who is starting to stir on the outside of the ring. Jonny nods and runs at the ropes, slingshotting himself over the top rope and onto Austin on the floor. In the ring we see Raven take his tag team title and hold it close to Ken’s face…before smacking him hard and spitting on him. Picking up the microphone, we hear Raven speak once more.
Raven: You should have stayed away Kenneth…you should have stayed away…now the next time sweet little innocent Michael and Lily see you…it’s gonna be at Wrestlemania when you’re carried out of the arena into an ambulance after Jonny and I are through with you two…Get ready old man…you did this all to yourself.
Raven drops the microphone and puts one foot over Ken’s chest. Raising his title in the air with one arm and simulating his own mock three count. Raven seems to revel in the hate and boos that is getting rained down upon him from all directions from the fans in the crowd.
Winner: No Contest
JR: King, I have never seen Austin and Ken get dominated so badly.
The King: Honestly Ross…neither have I. Maybe the champions were tired of getting underestimated and they decided to take it up a notch.
JR: This just made Wrestlemania that much more personal.
The King: You said it my friend…you said it indeed.
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Match 5: CM Punk vs. Maven
JR: With the display we just seen earlier…it’s gonna be a lot needed to top that King.
The King: Yeah..but if anybody can do it…Punk and Maven can.
We hear CM Punk’s theme music come on first as he walks out onto the stage grinning from ear to ear. On his head is a microphone, ear piece of sorts—wonder what that is for? Either way, we see Punk get down to the ring and slide inside.
CM Punk: Do you know why I am better than you? Do you? I just roll out of bed being better than you? Being straight edge makes me better than you? Hell…basically everything that I am about is why I am better than you. Wrestlemania will be a prime example of my skill when I walk out the first Unified World Champion here in Thy W-
We hear Punk get interrupted by Maven’s theme song as we see Maven run out with his Smackdown World Title around his waist. Maven doesn’t seem to pause at all as he begins to make a quick stride down the ramp but only gets about halfway before a familiar voice comes on over the arena speakers. It’s the General Manager…uh oh…this can’t be good.
General Manager: Do the two of you have any idea what it feels like to continuously have your efforts thwarted by an incompetent fool? Well I do…but enough of that for now. I am here right now because I have been watching the overall state of affairs over the past several days and weeks…especially with you three in my main event and I have to say that I am most definitely not pleased at all. Let me first address you Mr. Punk—you have proven to be nothing more than a one-dimensional prima donna who isn’t as good as he thinks he is. The fact that you have remained a champion for all this time just goes to show how lazy my superstars have gotten. And Maven…well honestly Maven…what else do I need to say about you…you just suck…that’s all there is to it. So I have decided to shake things up a bit—first off Mr. Punk…you’re services are no longer needed here in Thy WWE…you are fired sir. Thank you and good day…security, please remove that filth from my ring.
We can see the General Manager’s security team walk out and down to the ring as Punk as furious at what he just heard. Punk looks like he is ready to fight as the security team swarms the ring and gets him under control as the General Manager continues.
General Manager: Also…with the departure of The Undertaker…and the current state of affairs…it has left me with no other choice but to do the following. Effective immediately…the main event I booked last week is now cancelled. Now I know what you’re thinking…what about the main event? What about the championship? Honestly…lately…none of you have what it takes to call yourselves a champion. That is why effective immediately…Thy WWE will have no champion…that’s right…Maven…you yourself are also relieved of your belt and the top slot will simply remain vacant. Hopefully this is what it will take to finally reignite that competitive spark that seems to be non-existant in the locker room. I challenge any one of the guys I still have left to step up and impress me…do something…anything that proves you deserve to call yourself the face of Thy WWE and this might change. But until then…well…it’s out of my hands.
Thank you…good day gentleman…
The General Manager laughs and fades out as the fans are stunned at what they’ve just heard. CM Punk has finally been taken into control and is being led kicking and screaming up the arena ramp as Maven is going ballistic at the ringside area….screaming how he is the champion and they can’t do this to him.
JR: Can he do that King? We need a champion!
The King: Ross…if you think about it…the General Manager is actually kind of right…the roster seems to have gotten rather complacent lately. Maybe this is what needs to be done to make things interesting.
JR: You heard the General Manager…the open challenge to any superstar to simply step up and prove that they deserve the opportunity to be the champion…the proverbial face of this company…this is certainly going to create some interesting television.
The King: That’s putting it lightly….this is shaking news…how are the superstars gonna react…hell…how is Mr. McMahon gonna react to this. Next weeks Raw is gonna be crazy.
JR: Tune in to find out…good night America.
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END OF SHOW
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CREDITS: Blade for Match 2
Me for everything else (including the editing of Match 2)
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