Post by Mr. Swag-A-Licious on Sept 10, 2010 15:53:39 GMT -5
The Scene opens up with Mr. Swag-A-Licious in the back yard with his main mans Mr. Nigs and Red Neck “Easter Bunny” Jim. The two of them seem to have been enjoying themselves up until now.
Mr. Swag-A-Licous: You wanna know something there goina’ bee’s a problem here ya digs… My main mans Mr. Nigs be tellings me some stuff about this clown Chris Jeri-Hoe. I’m over here rocking my gold chain, eating my dollar store dorrito’s … ya-all-know-what-I-Means.. And I bear hearing from my main mans over here that my Kool Aids been done, that it had it’s last life line. I’m like what’s up wit dat. When I ever do you wrong my main Man Jericho’s…. Well sucka I let my main mans Mr. Nigs get at you let him represent what I’m all about.
*Before Mr. Nigs gets to talk though Red Neck “Easter Bunny” Jim comes in dressed as the Easter Bunny.. . in his hand is a hunting rifle and a beer..*
Red Neck “Easter Bunny” Jim: I hurd ya’ll had a problem hurrrr ….. I don’t be messin’ here other wise me and my bubba John gonna mess up that puddy mouth.
Mr. Nigs: Why you dressed up as the Easter Bunny Red Neck Jim.
Red Neck “Easter Bunny” Jim: Well I had no money fore clothes so I stole this right hurrrr last yearrrrr from the mall, tried to be all feisty.. ya all wanna know’s the story… one day I was hunting a purdy rabbit… that thang tried to escapes me at the mall and tried to talk like some human but I skinned him real goods, turns out the rabbit must off ate a human, he was all bloodied up but…oh golly I think I’m lost now..
Mr. Nigs: Well before you go on here let me talk for my main mans Swag-A-Licous… … right Chris Jeri- Hoe. Let me tell you something foe…. Let me tell you about my main mans who getting all the action…who be steady relaxin… who be getting up on yo’ cuz he mad harcore like that… I mean my mans’ swag here killed 5 gansters….. he done shot up 25 Cent.. don’t want nutting bad be happen, but you keep drankin our Kool aid be going thuggish harcore on you… Compton style my mans… Now can you dig that baby…tell them Swag
Mr. Swag-A-Licous: Oh yeah!!!!!!!....don’t be dranking my kool aid, ya digs, I got my stings sucka… I got the political strings.. Now can ya digs that my main mans ….he’ll be in the ring… I’ll be likes…. Which way I’m going…ohh.. oh… to much swag…oh…. Yeah…sway to the left..bamn can’t see me….oh oh… bam sway to the left…oh oh… can’t touch me… Hammer time…. Oh yea…… Got that Swag belt on today baby.. don’t want to have to spank you like you moma spank ya..but Swag will take off his belt… ya digs… don’t think I won’t spank ya… I spank this main mans’ around like I’m his daddy.. … oh yeah… oh oh… yeah..oh oh… Hammer Time… You can’t touch this..
Mr. Nigs: That’s right Jeri-hoe you can’t touch this… Where’s ya swag at,where’s it at… I can’t see it…
Red Neck “Easter Bunny” Jim: Ya dones didddd it right nurrrrrrrr
Mr. Swag-A-Licous:[Color=teal Oh yeah… Pulllin them pimpin political strings…oh yeah got My main mans putting up posters of yo’ ass… thinking ya home free thinkin’ ya can take my Kool aid.. My main mans Obama got’s me ya dig… My main mans be putting them posters out now can ya dig that.. oh ya.. going to get…get…get…get you…oh ya….I’m a sa….sa..Superstar… ohhhhh yea … Brown Pants baby.. nobodys got these…[/color]
Mr. Nigs: Nobody
Mr. Swag-A-Licous: Oh yeah…that’s right nobody. If any of my main mans out there see that clown out there tell me he owe me’s and my harcore boys 20 cents and a fresh batch of Kool aid… Ohh yeah..check out cuz we know’s ya did it… bam… face…
*Swag taunts and does some waving of his hand by his face and shows the peeps the sign right before the scene fades to black*
Mr. Swag-A-Licous: You wanna know something there goina’ bee’s a problem here ya digs… My main mans Mr. Nigs be tellings me some stuff about this clown Chris Jeri-Hoe. I’m over here rocking my gold chain, eating my dollar store dorrito’s … ya-all-know-what-I-Means.. And I bear hearing from my main mans over here that my Kool Aids been done, that it had it’s last life line. I’m like what’s up wit dat. When I ever do you wrong my main Man Jericho’s…. Well sucka I let my main mans Mr. Nigs get at you let him represent what I’m all about.
*Before Mr. Nigs gets to talk though Red Neck “Easter Bunny” Jim comes in dressed as the Easter Bunny.. . in his hand is a hunting rifle and a beer..*
Red Neck “Easter Bunny” Jim: I hurd ya’ll had a problem hurrrr ….. I don’t be messin’ here other wise me and my bubba John gonna mess up that puddy mouth.
Mr. Nigs: Why you dressed up as the Easter Bunny Red Neck Jim.
Red Neck “Easter Bunny” Jim: Well I had no money fore clothes so I stole this right hurrrr last yearrrrr from the mall, tried to be all feisty.. ya all wanna know’s the story… one day I was hunting a purdy rabbit… that thang tried to escapes me at the mall and tried to talk like some human but I skinned him real goods, turns out the rabbit must off ate a human, he was all bloodied up but…oh golly I think I’m lost now..
Mr. Nigs: Well before you go on here let me talk for my main mans Swag-A-Licous… … right Chris Jeri- Hoe. Let me tell you something foe…. Let me tell you about my main mans who getting all the action…who be steady relaxin… who be getting up on yo’ cuz he mad harcore like that… I mean my mans’ swag here killed 5 gansters….. he done shot up 25 Cent.. don’t want nutting bad be happen, but you keep drankin our Kool aid be going thuggish harcore on you… Compton style my mans… Now can you dig that baby…tell them Swag
Mr. Swag-A-Licous: Oh yeah!!!!!!!....don’t be dranking my kool aid, ya digs, I got my stings sucka… I got the political strings.. Now can ya digs that my main mans ….he’ll be in the ring… I’ll be likes…. Which way I’m going…ohh.. oh… to much swag…oh…. Yeah…sway to the left..bamn can’t see me….oh oh… bam sway to the left…oh oh… can’t touch me… Hammer time…. Oh yea…… Got that Swag belt on today baby.. don’t want to have to spank you like you moma spank ya..but Swag will take off his belt… ya digs… don’t think I won’t spank ya… I spank this main mans’ around like I’m his daddy.. … oh yeah… oh oh… yeah..oh oh… Hammer Time… You can’t touch this..
Mr. Nigs: That’s right Jeri-hoe you can’t touch this… Where’s ya swag at,where’s it at… I can’t see it…
Red Neck “Easter Bunny” Jim: Ya dones didddd it right nurrrrrrrr
Mr. Swag-A-Licous:[Color=teal Oh yeah… Pulllin them pimpin political strings…oh yeah got My main mans putting up posters of yo’ ass… thinking ya home free thinkin’ ya can take my Kool aid.. My main mans Obama got’s me ya dig… My main mans be putting them posters out now can ya dig that.. oh ya.. going to get…get…get…get you…oh ya….I’m a sa….sa..Superstar… ohhhhh yea … Brown Pants baby.. nobodys got these…[/color]
Mr. Nigs: Nobody
Mr. Swag-A-Licous: Oh yeah…that’s right nobody. If any of my main mans out there see that clown out there tell me he owe me’s and my harcore boys 20 cents and a fresh batch of Kool aid… Ohh yeah..check out cuz we know’s ya did it… bam… face…
*Swag taunts and does some waving of his hand by his face and shows the peeps the sign right before the scene fades to black*
