Post by Niall on Sept 4, 2010 8:45:42 GMT -5
(Scene opens with HBK in the ring)
HBK:Last week I came back to wrestling expecting a great match but what I got was nothing. I wanted to get a deserved win in the open battle royal but no one turned up. But this Monday Night I have a match against a fellow newcomer Xavier Oden. I hope Xavier has the balls to get into the ring with a legend like me. I have noticed that while I was away I have been mocked by other wrestlers who are trying to be the next HBK but who just arent good enough. I give you one reason why, It is because my soul is cleansed by God and that makes me better than anyone who has ever stepped foot inside this ring.I have a reserved seat in Heaven because I was willing to stop my unhealthy way of life. Instead of being like all of you(points to crowd) I am actually a good person.
Crowd: Boooo!!!
HBK: I dont illeglly download movies or music, I actually go down to the shop or movie theatre and pay to buy the cd's and I pay to go to the theatre to watch a movie. Unlike all of you. You cheered me because I pandered to you and now you boo me because I am better than you. All you people disgust me, you dont even deserve to scrape the gum off of my boots because all you are scum
Crowd:You Suck! You Suck!
HBK: Oh I suck, do I? Last time I checked I have the best title history in the history of professional wrestling. You sir(Points to man in front row) How many World Championships have you won?(Man dosent reply) Just what I thought. I am without a doubt the best wrestler ever.
(Highlight reel of HBK winning all of his championships airs on the titantron)
HBK: Now that is the face of a winner
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Thanks for telling me what I was doing wrong Vince mc Mahon and Jonny "The Rockstar" Freeman.
HBK:Last week I came back to wrestling expecting a great match but what I got was nothing. I wanted to get a deserved win in the open battle royal but no one turned up. But this Monday Night I have a match against a fellow newcomer Xavier Oden. I hope Xavier has the balls to get into the ring with a legend like me. I have noticed that while I was away I have been mocked by other wrestlers who are trying to be the next HBK but who just arent good enough. I give you one reason why, It is because my soul is cleansed by God and that makes me better than anyone who has ever stepped foot inside this ring.I have a reserved seat in Heaven because I was willing to stop my unhealthy way of life. Instead of being like all of you(points to crowd) I am actually a good person.
Crowd: Boooo!!!
HBK: I dont illeglly download movies or music, I actually go down to the shop or movie theatre and pay to buy the cd's and I pay to go to the theatre to watch a movie. Unlike all of you. You cheered me because I pandered to you and now you boo me because I am better than you. All you people disgust me, you dont even deserve to scrape the gum off of my boots because all you are scum
Crowd:You Suck! You Suck!
HBK: Oh I suck, do I? Last time I checked I have the best title history in the history of professional wrestling. You sir(Points to man in front row) How many World Championships have you won?(Man dosent reply) Just what I thought. I am without a doubt the best wrestler ever.
(Highlight reel of HBK winning all of his championships airs on the titantron)
HBK: Now that is the face of a winner
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Thanks for telling me what I was doing wrong Vince mc Mahon and Jonny "The Rockstar" Freeman.