Post by Vince McMahon on Sept 1, 2010 1:32:09 GMT -5
MONDAY NIGHT RAW
Live From Greenbay, Wisconson
Jim Ross: Welcome to Monday Night RAW! I am Jim Ross and sitting next to me like always is my good friend and long time partner Jerry The King Lawler. We have three matches on the card for tonight's event. Our opening contest is an prove yourself battle royal. Anyone who wants to step up is willing to be apart of this match. So neither King or I know who exactly is in this match.
The King: I can not believe this crowd JR. It is crazy. Then after the battle royal we have a triple threat divas match. Layla will go up against Melina and Selene. I can not wait JR! I get to see some puppies! I am sweating already. Melina and Layla yum!
Jim Ross: Do not get too excited King because after that CM Punk will go one on one with Jonny Freeman. Our WWE Champion will take on Jonny who holds half the Thy WWE Tag team titles. But lets stop talking and let the action begin!
Match One
Open Battle Royal
Out of nowhere HBK Shawn Michael's theme song begins to play off of the PA as the crowd goes wild. Shawn walks onto the stage as pyros shoot from the stage. Fans go wild as the Heart Break Kid skips down the ramp and slides into the ring. Shawn rolls his neck as his theme ends. Shawn stands there waiting. About a minute goes by and still no one else. Shawn looks confused suddenly Vince McMahon appears on the stage holding a microphone. Vince begins to speak.
Vince: Shawn, congratulations on being the only one tonight with balls. You stepped up and I am proud of you. So since no one has the guts to come out here, You Shawn win by forfeit!
Winner: Shawn Michaels via forfeit
Vince walks back into the back area and Shawn shakes his head and smiles. Shawn exits the ring, up the ramp and into the back. The crowd gives out a big boo. They expected a huge battle royal and got nothing.
Jim Ross: Well, that was interesting.
The King: And unentertaining. I wanted to see HBK kick some butt!
Jim Ross: Well it did not happen so lets move on to the divas match!
The King: Oh yeah, the fun starts now JR!
Non Title
Layla El (c) vs Melina vs Selene
The three divas stood in the ring with Layla's music still playing as she flaunted in the ring coming back from commercial. Fans cheered, and the bell rang sounding off for diva action on Monday Night Raw. Layla went to work on both divas starting with a double clothesline looking like the champion she proved herself to be. Melina go to her feet fast knocking Selene back down but walked right into Layla putting her beside Selene. The Divas Champion taunted as she walked across the ring. Her two competitors completely worn out already and out of shape, the match had only merely began. Selene rolled out of the ring and made an exit towards the stage walking out on the match evidently to the surprise of the fans. Layla didn't even take the time to notice, she picked Melina up and hit a smooth kick knocking her out. The pin 1....2....3.
Winner: Layla El (c)
Jim Ross: The match was too easy for the champ, is there any diva out there in Thy that can even present a challenge to Layla El anymore?
The King: Oh I hope so. (smiles) That was a hot match JR!
Jim Ross: Whatever you say King. Lets move onto our main event!
The King: This should be exciting!
Match Three
Non Title
CM Punk (c) vs Jonny Freeman (c)
Jonny Freeman takes his time to get to the ring. He slides into the ring and waits for CM Punk. Punk's theme song begins to play and the crowd begins to boo as the WWE champion CM Punk walks onto the stage, down the ramp and into the ring. The match begins with Jonny taking control right off the bat. He knocks Punk off of his feet with a clotheline. The crowd begins to cheer for Jonny Freeman as Freeman toys with Punk for a few minutes. Punk tried to gain something special but Freeman connected with a sharp DDT. Picking the WWE champion up. Jonny, snap suplexes Punk and covers him for a two count. This match goes one side for five more minutes until Jonny hits another suplex on Punk. Then climbing to the turnbuckle and connecting with his finishing more Rockstar Splash. Jonny pins the WWE champion.
1........2........................................3!
Winner: Jonny Freeman!
Jonny celebrates as the show ends and the camera fades to black.
Live From Greenbay, Wisconson
Jim Ross: Welcome to Monday Night RAW! I am Jim Ross and sitting next to me like always is my good friend and long time partner Jerry The King Lawler. We have three matches on the card for tonight's event. Our opening contest is an prove yourself battle royal. Anyone who wants to step up is willing to be apart of this match. So neither King or I know who exactly is in this match.
The King: I can not believe this crowd JR. It is crazy. Then after the battle royal we have a triple threat divas match. Layla will go up against Melina and Selene. I can not wait JR! I get to see some puppies! I am sweating already. Melina and Layla yum!
Jim Ross: Do not get too excited King because after that CM Punk will go one on one with Jonny Freeman. Our WWE Champion will take on Jonny who holds half the Thy WWE Tag team titles. But lets stop talking and let the action begin!
Match One
Open Battle Royal
Out of nowhere HBK Shawn Michael's theme song begins to play off of the PA as the crowd goes wild. Shawn walks onto the stage as pyros shoot from the stage. Fans go wild as the Heart Break Kid skips down the ramp and slides into the ring. Shawn rolls his neck as his theme ends. Shawn stands there waiting. About a minute goes by and still no one else. Shawn looks confused suddenly Vince McMahon appears on the stage holding a microphone. Vince begins to speak.
Vince: Shawn, congratulations on being the only one tonight with balls. You stepped up and I am proud of you. So since no one has the guts to come out here, You Shawn win by forfeit!
Winner: Shawn Michaels via forfeit
Vince walks back into the back area and Shawn shakes his head and smiles. Shawn exits the ring, up the ramp and into the back. The crowd gives out a big boo. They expected a huge battle royal and got nothing.
Jim Ross: Well, that was interesting.
The King: And unentertaining. I wanted to see HBK kick some butt!
Jim Ross: Well it did not happen so lets move on to the divas match!
The King: Oh yeah, the fun starts now JR!
Non Title
Layla El (c) vs Melina vs Selene
The three divas stood in the ring with Layla's music still playing as she flaunted in the ring coming back from commercial. Fans cheered, and the bell rang sounding off for diva action on Monday Night Raw. Layla went to work on both divas starting with a double clothesline looking like the champion she proved herself to be. Melina go to her feet fast knocking Selene back down but walked right into Layla putting her beside Selene. The Divas Champion taunted as she walked across the ring. Her two competitors completely worn out already and out of shape, the match had only merely began. Selene rolled out of the ring and made an exit towards the stage walking out on the match evidently to the surprise of the fans. Layla didn't even take the time to notice, she picked Melina up and hit a smooth kick knocking her out. The pin 1....2....3.
Winner: Layla El (c)
Jim Ross: The match was too easy for the champ, is there any diva out there in Thy that can even present a challenge to Layla El anymore?
The King: Oh I hope so. (smiles) That was a hot match JR!
Jim Ross: Whatever you say King. Lets move onto our main event!
The King: This should be exciting!
Match Three
Non Title
CM Punk (c) vs Jonny Freeman (c)
Jonny Freeman takes his time to get to the ring. He slides into the ring and waits for CM Punk. Punk's theme song begins to play and the crowd begins to boo as the WWE champion CM Punk walks onto the stage, down the ramp and into the ring. The match begins with Jonny taking control right off the bat. He knocks Punk off of his feet with a clotheline. The crowd begins to cheer for Jonny Freeman as Freeman toys with Punk for a few minutes. Punk tried to gain something special but Freeman connected with a sharp DDT. Picking the WWE champion up. Jonny, snap suplexes Punk and covers him for a two count. This match goes one side for five more minutes until Jonny hits another suplex on Punk. Then climbing to the turnbuckle and connecting with his finishing more Rockstar Splash. Jonny pins the WWE champion.
1........2........................................3!
Winner: Jonny Freeman!
Jonny celebrates as the show ends and the camera fades to black.