Post by paincool on Aug 29, 2010 23:04:35 GMT -5
My name's Barney kids.
The seen opens on what looks like a childs tv show set. For a second everything is silent and then some... thing? jumps in to view. It dances for a second then looks at the camera, it's big purple stuffed head tilted to the side slightly. More giggling comes from around the set. The stuffed character lifts his right arm and does the thumbs up to the camera.
Barney: "Oi douchebag, we rolling?"
Brainzz: "Fuck yeah Jon-... Barney."
Barney shakes his head and then begins to talk to the camera.
Barney: "HEY! Kids guess who it is. It's uncle Barney! I have a very important message for you."
He went silent for a second.
Barney: "Don't do drugs kid. Atleast not yet! 'Cause if you do. You might start seeing uncle barney everywhere. Like in the supermarket, on you're roof or even at the end of your bed."
Spike: "They might see that without taking drugs you horny moth-..."
Barney: "Spike! Enough with the pedo jokes."
Spike: "Sorry Jon."
Barney let out a sigh then pulled off his head. Killing the childish image of the scene. Now all it was, was a long haired man with a beard in a purple fat suit. He grinned at the camera then began to laugh. He walked off screen and came back a few second later with a spliff in his mouth and a silver lighter in hand. He sat down on a small toy slide that was set up on the childrens show set.
Jonny: "So Punk, how's life treating you? Still drug free? That's a shame. I was going to invite you over for a sesh after our match. Never know. You might enjoy it."
Jonny began to laugh and flicked open his lighter, He put the spliff in his mouth and clicked the lighter, the flame shot out and he lit his blunt and flicked the lighter shut, putting out the flame. He began to take a toke. He moved the blunt away and let the smoke roll out of his mouth.
Jonny: "Oh look my names CM shit head Punk and I'm straight edge. I even put crosses on my hands 'cause I'm a badass. Grow up shit break. It's the 21st century and everyones smoking abit of green nowadays. Well except you and jesus freaks."
Jonny laughed the took another toke before flicking the ash on the floor next to the slide.
Jonny: "Punk, lets be honest. This match ain't for our careers, it ain't for the pay. Damn kid this match is to show the difference between a stoned rockstar and a straight edge jesus lookalike. Now I'm not gonna slate you kid. Being drug free is good for Thy's family image but lets be fair match. It ain't no good for you. Where's the fun in being a sober piece of shit."
Jonny chuckled then took a few more drags. He flicked the ash again then closed his eyes for a second almost slipping off the slide.
Jonny: "Personally Punk, I don't know you. Neither do I care about you. What I do know however is that you chat some shit that most likely steams from the bible and you fuck bald chicks. Well hey. Enjoy that shit I don't blame you but what I'm about to say punk. It don't come easy."
Jonny took one last long drag before passed the blunt off camera to Shags.
Jonny: "I respect your work kid. I do. I slap that shit up with a spanking paddle and I enjoy watching you in the ring. Not as much as myself and definately not more then a diva match."
He winks at the camera,
Jonny: "Nice work Layla"
Giving the camera a cheeky smirk he shifted his topic back to Punk.
Jonny: "But you're one hell of a wrestler Punk, just ease up and smoke a spliff some time I guess. Peace."
The camera fades to black as we see Jonny put on the barney head again, most likely to go terrorize some drunks or yano, to get warm in. Who knows.
~EORP 'CAUSE I'M TIRED!~
The seen opens on what looks like a childs tv show set. For a second everything is silent and then some... thing? jumps in to view. It dances for a second then looks at the camera, it's big purple stuffed head tilted to the side slightly. More giggling comes from around the set. The stuffed character lifts his right arm and does the thumbs up to the camera.
Barney: "Oi douchebag, we rolling?"
Brainzz: "Fuck yeah Jon-... Barney."
Barney shakes his head and then begins to talk to the camera.
Barney: "HEY! Kids guess who it is. It's uncle Barney! I have a very important message for you."
He went silent for a second.
Barney: "Don't do drugs kid. Atleast not yet! 'Cause if you do. You might start seeing uncle barney everywhere. Like in the supermarket, on you're roof or even at the end of your bed."
Spike: "They might see that without taking drugs you horny moth-..."
Barney: "Spike! Enough with the pedo jokes."
Spike: "Sorry Jon."
Barney let out a sigh then pulled off his head. Killing the childish image of the scene. Now all it was, was a long haired man with a beard in a purple fat suit. He grinned at the camera then began to laugh. He walked off screen and came back a few second later with a spliff in his mouth and a silver lighter in hand. He sat down on a small toy slide that was set up on the childrens show set.
Jonny: "So Punk, how's life treating you? Still drug free? That's a shame. I was going to invite you over for a sesh after our match. Never know. You might enjoy it."
Jonny began to laugh and flicked open his lighter, He put the spliff in his mouth and clicked the lighter, the flame shot out and he lit his blunt and flicked the lighter shut, putting out the flame. He began to take a toke. He moved the blunt away and let the smoke roll out of his mouth.
Jonny: "Oh look my names CM shit head Punk and I'm straight edge. I even put crosses on my hands 'cause I'm a badass. Grow up shit break. It's the 21st century and everyones smoking abit of green nowadays. Well except you and jesus freaks."
Jonny laughed the took another toke before flicking the ash on the floor next to the slide.
Jonny: "Punk, lets be honest. This match ain't for our careers, it ain't for the pay. Damn kid this match is to show the difference between a stoned rockstar and a straight edge jesus lookalike. Now I'm not gonna slate you kid. Being drug free is good for Thy's family image but lets be fair match. It ain't no good for you. Where's the fun in being a sober piece of shit."
Jonny chuckled then took a few more drags. He flicked the ash again then closed his eyes for a second almost slipping off the slide.
Jonny: "Personally Punk, I don't know you. Neither do I care about you. What I do know however is that you chat some shit that most likely steams from the bible and you fuck bald chicks. Well hey. Enjoy that shit I don't blame you but what I'm about to say punk. It don't come easy."
Jonny took one last long drag before passed the blunt off camera to Shags.
Jonny: "I respect your work kid. I do. I slap that shit up with a spanking paddle and I enjoy watching you in the ring. Not as much as myself and definately not more then a diva match."
He winks at the camera,
Jonny: "Nice work Layla"
Giving the camera a cheeky smirk he shifted his topic back to Punk.
Jonny: "But you're one hell of a wrestler Punk, just ease up and smoke a spliff some time I guess. Peace."
The camera fades to black as we see Jonny put on the barney head again, most likely to go terrorize some drunks or yano, to get warm in. Who knows.
~EORP 'CAUSE I'M TIRED!~
