Post by jayde on Aug 8, 2010 21:28:22 GMT -5
Our scene opens in a Thy WWE house show as local competitors mix it up for the fans. The crowd enthusiastically cheers on the hometown talent as they are putting on quite a performance. Just when it looks like a decisive pinfall was about to happen, the lights dim unexpectedly and "My Bitch Bad" by Ludacris, Trina, Diamond and Eve hits blasting throughout the arena.......
Jerry Lawler: WTH? What's going on?
Michael Cole: I don't know King...but I think we are about to find out....
Suddenly a stunning beautycomes from behind the curtain, as a hush falls over the arena as the fans are in complete awe of her..
Jerry Lawler: Now where have I seen her before? Wait a minute...I recognize that face!!!!!! That body, that pose....*remembers* OMG is that..woooooo hoooooooo it is...Kristal Lashley!!
Michael Cole: Yes it is, King....it is the imcomparable Kristal Lashley. The Manager Extraordinaire is sure to make an impact here in Thy WWE leading her client Layla El back to championship status....of that I'm certain. Boys in the back, look out ...we definitely have heartbreakers on our hands in Kristal and Layla.
Kristal makes her way into the ring as she grabs a mic......
Kristal: What's up Thy WWE Universe?
?? *the crowd cheers* Oh come on I know you can do better than that!!! I said what's up , Thy WWE Universe!!!!!!!! Make some mother fucking noise up in the motherfucka!!!!!!! Let me hear you make some noise if you're ready for Thy WWE to go nasty!!!!!!!!
*the crowd roars in approval*
Now that's more like it!!!!! For those of you who don't know me, I am The Manager Extraordinaire Kristal Lashley.....for those of you who do, I just got one thing to say .........I'MMMMMMMMM BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK BIOTCHES!!!!!!!! Now having said that , I didn't come alone...allow me to present to some and introduce to others my best friend...my client..and soon to be newly recrowned Thy WWE Women's Champion LAYLA EL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we see Layla El standing on the ramp smiling at Kristal before making her way to the ring
Jerry Lawler: HOLY SHIT!!!!! What a way to make an entrance.... crowd favorite Layla El......The Nasty Girl is in rare form here in Thy WWE!!!!!
Michael Cole: I agree King....those two, collectively known as Seductive Beauty from their days on the indies circuit and in UEX as well as UWX, have made themselves a force to be reckoned with. It looks as if Layla has something she wants to say....let's see what statement The Nasty Girl has to say as she is a woman on a mission to reclaim the Women's Championship.
Kristal hands the mic over to Layla as she stands behind her, laying on the ropes in a seductive pose
Layla: Whores, I watched your promo in the back with Kristal here and I just have to say this...you really think that you can beat me? Seriously? Who the fuck do you think you are fooling? You don't stand a chance in hell of defeating me, The Nasty Girl. Many have done what you did....run their mouths about how they are going to do this and that...but just you are going to do tonight, they have all failed. You see....the major difference between you and I is this......I walk the walk because frankly talk is cheap. Actions speak louder than words and your little rant has nothing to strike fear into me. In fact, I got a good laugh off it to be blunt about it. Bring your A-Game, bitches....and be ready....I see a hell of a lot of blood and pain in your immediate future.
You may have started this war but I promise you this on my life....I will end this....you bitches think you strike fear in people, huh? Especially you Katrina...bitches please..you have no fucking idea what fear is but you will tonight....I am going to show you freaks what true unadulterated fear really is....I am going to show you what real pain, true terror really is....once you step into that ring tonight with me, both your lives will change FOREVER!!!! My advice to you both is to get your earthly affairs in order because after this match, neither one of you will be walking out...you will be carried out of here...tonight the Thy WWE Divas will see a side of me the world has never seen before. You bitches are nothing more than posers, wannabes, pretenders. We are the true talents...you wish you could be half as good as I am. You bitches are just jealous.
The scene ends with Layla and Kristal in the middle of the ring with their hands raised.
SCENE TWO
The scene opens up with Thy WWE backstage interviewer Todd Grisham standing beside Seductive Beauty: The Nasty Girl Layla El and her manager/best friend Kristal Lashley....let's listen in on this interview and see how things go...
Todd Grisham: Good evening Thy WWE Universe...this is Todd Grisham and I am joined by Seductive Beauty, Layla El and her manager Kristal Lashley
*the camera pans in on Layla El and Kristal, both with determined looks on their faces as the fans cheer in support of the best friend duo*
Todd Grisham: Layla, what do you have to say in response to recent promos from our Thy WWE Women's Champion?
Layla: *takes the microphone from Todd* What do I have to say? What do I have to say? Well let me tell you and that sick freak something....Katrina, you are one sick bitch not to mention a coward to make veiled threats towards me just to get your point across. If I were you, I would be less worried about pleasing your "Goddess" and more focused on me and this match! You can't really believe that you are winning these matches because of your sacrifices again...do you? I'll be waiting for each and every one of you "Divas" inside the ring with a few tricks of mine
Kristal: You know what to do Layla...you know what is at stake in this match. Do the damn thing chica.
Todd: Layla, you have any words for your opponents tonight?
Layla: I do.....Katrina this war between you and I....is far from being over. This is between me and you. This was just business at first but when you make cryptic threats at me...that was where you fucked up. You may be my competition but tonight you will be the destroyed..you see, when you agreed to step into the ring with me, that was a fatal mistake on your part. No one and I do mean NO ONE..will get in my way of reclaiming that title and walk out unscathed. You better be prepared tonight ...tonight's forecast for you: pain and bloodshed on the horizon....but there is no shelter to protect you. I am coming for you....so be ready.
EORP
Jerry Lawler: WTH? What's going on?
Michael Cole: I don't know King...but I think we are about to find out....
Suddenly a stunning beautycomes from behind the curtain, as a hush falls over the arena as the fans are in complete awe of her..
Jerry Lawler: Now where have I seen her before? Wait a minute...I recognize that face!!!!!! That body, that pose....*remembers* OMG is that..woooooo hoooooooo it is...Kristal Lashley!!
Michael Cole: Yes it is, King....it is the imcomparable Kristal Lashley. The Manager Extraordinaire is sure to make an impact here in Thy WWE leading her client Layla El back to championship status....of that I'm certain. Boys in the back, look out ...we definitely have heartbreakers on our hands in Kristal and Layla.
Kristal makes her way into the ring as she grabs a mic......
Kristal: What's up Thy WWE Universe?
?? *the crowd cheers* Oh come on I know you can do better than that!!! I said what's up , Thy WWE Universe!!!!!!!! Make some mother fucking noise up in the motherfucka!!!!!!! Let me hear you make some noise if you're ready for Thy WWE to go nasty!!!!!!!!*the crowd roars in approval*
Now that's more like it!!!!! For those of you who don't know me, I am The Manager Extraordinaire Kristal Lashley.....for those of you who do, I just got one thing to say .........I'MMMMMMMMM BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK BIOTCHES!!!!!!!! Now having said that , I didn't come alone...allow me to present to some and introduce to others my best friend...my client..and soon to be newly recrowned Thy WWE Women's Champion LAYLA EL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we see Layla El standing on the ramp smiling at Kristal before making her way to the ring
Jerry Lawler: HOLY SHIT!!!!! What a way to make an entrance.... crowd favorite Layla El......The Nasty Girl is in rare form here in Thy WWE!!!!!
Michael Cole: I agree King....those two, collectively known as Seductive Beauty from their days on the indies circuit and in UEX as well as UWX, have made themselves a force to be reckoned with. It looks as if Layla has something she wants to say....let's see what statement The Nasty Girl has to say as she is a woman on a mission to reclaim the Women's Championship.
Kristal hands the mic over to Layla as she stands behind her, laying on the ropes in a seductive pose
Layla: Whores, I watched your promo in the back with Kristal here and I just have to say this...you really think that you can beat me? Seriously? Who the fuck do you think you are fooling? You don't stand a chance in hell of defeating me, The Nasty Girl. Many have done what you did....run their mouths about how they are going to do this and that...but just you are going to do tonight, they have all failed. You see....the major difference between you and I is this......I walk the walk because frankly talk is cheap. Actions speak louder than words and your little rant has nothing to strike fear into me. In fact, I got a good laugh off it to be blunt about it. Bring your A-Game, bitches....and be ready....I see a hell of a lot of blood and pain in your immediate future.
You may have started this war but I promise you this on my life....I will end this....you bitches think you strike fear in people, huh? Especially you Katrina...bitches please..you have no fucking idea what fear is but you will tonight....I am going to show you freaks what true unadulterated fear really is....I am going to show you what real pain, true terror really is....once you step into that ring tonight with me, both your lives will change FOREVER!!!! My advice to you both is to get your earthly affairs in order because after this match, neither one of you will be walking out...you will be carried out of here...tonight the Thy WWE Divas will see a side of me the world has never seen before. You bitches are nothing more than posers, wannabes, pretenders. We are the true talents...you wish you could be half as good as I am. You bitches are just jealous.
The scene ends with Layla and Kristal in the middle of the ring with their hands raised.
SCENE TWO
The scene opens up with Thy WWE backstage interviewer Todd Grisham standing beside Seductive Beauty: The Nasty Girl Layla El and her manager/best friend Kristal Lashley....let's listen in on this interview and see how things go...
Todd Grisham: Good evening Thy WWE Universe...this is Todd Grisham and I am joined by Seductive Beauty, Layla El and her manager Kristal Lashley
*the camera pans in on Layla El and Kristal, both with determined looks on their faces as the fans cheer in support of the best friend duo*
Todd Grisham: Layla, what do you have to say in response to recent promos from our Thy WWE Women's Champion?
Layla: *takes the microphone from Todd* What do I have to say? What do I have to say? Well let me tell you and that sick freak something....Katrina, you are one sick bitch not to mention a coward to make veiled threats towards me just to get your point across. If I were you, I would be less worried about pleasing your "Goddess" and more focused on me and this match! You can't really believe that you are winning these matches because of your sacrifices again...do you? I'll be waiting for each and every one of you "Divas" inside the ring with a few tricks of mine
Kristal: You know what to do Layla...you know what is at stake in this match. Do the damn thing chica.
Todd: Layla, you have any words for your opponents tonight?
Layla: I do.....Katrina this war between you and I....is far from being over. This is between me and you. This was just business at first but when you make cryptic threats at me...that was where you fucked up. You may be my competition but tonight you will be the destroyed..you see, when you agreed to step into the ring with me, that was a fatal mistake on your part. No one and I do mean NO ONE..will get in my way of reclaiming that title and walk out unscathed. You better be prepared tonight ...tonight's forecast for you: pain and bloodshed on the horizon....but there is no shelter to protect you. I am coming for you....so be ready.
EORP
