Post by Vince McMahon on Jun 27, 2010 23:13:04 GMT -5
Jim Ross: I am JR.
The King: I am the King
Both: And this is the Royal Rumble!
Jim Ross: Lets get to our first match as our fans will start a riot if we do not start soon!
The King: This night will be so exciting!
Match One
Woman's Championship Battle Royal
Jillian Hall(c) vs Christy Hemme vs Velvet Sky vs Candace Holly vs Angel Destler vs Sheva
The guitar and drums of Christy Hemme’s theme cuts him off and Christy pops out from backstage full of energy for the contest. Hemme slaps a few hands on her way down to the ring and slides beneath the ropes to enter. The fans cheer as Christ gestures to them atop the turnbuckle as she waits for her next opponent.
Cheers fill the arena as Velvet Sky enters the Battle Royal with good intentions. Wolf whistles can be heard amongst the wave of cheers, which envelopes Sky in the livelihood of the crowd, who have been built up for an hour prior to the show. Velvet Sky prances up the steps and gets into the ring gingerly, with Hemme eyeing her up, no Diva is a friend tonight. The crowd erupt at the sound of Holly’s theme, it’s bedlam in the stands for her! Candance makes her way to the ring with a wide smile on her face as she imagines the Diva’s Championship around her waist. Holly makes her way down the ramp and enters the ring, picking a corner for herself, just as Christy and Velvet Sky have.The crowd begin to cheer madly and are like excited children in the stands as Layla enters the arena. Layla has a look of burning concentration in her eyes and while she waves to her fans, she wastes no time getting to the ring, that is until a fan reaches out to her ass. Layla slaps his hand away and wags her finger before mouthing “That belongs to Triple H”. The fan has a devilish grin on his face as he contemplates where to post the real life relationship on the web. Layla enters the ring and leans against the ropes between Christy and Candance.
Boos sour the great atmosphere as Angel Destler makes her way out from the back. Destler scowls at the jeers of the crowd, who clearly haven’t taken kindly to her comments on the other divas the past few weeks. Destler gets in the ring and the other divas keep to their corners, as though they were evading an animal let out of its cage in Destler.
The reaction for Sheva is no better than the one for Destler, as the fans jeer the “Ice Queen” on her way to the ring. Sheva refuses the few fans who do offer their hands for a high five and she gives dirty looks to all the fans who dare to stare her in the eye. Sheva plants herself on the apron in a sitting position then uses the ropes to hoist herself up and enter the ring. There are no more ring posts left to stand by, so Sheva walks to the middle of the ring and squats down, glaring at the other athletes warily, but every Diva, including Sheva shifts their gaze to the top of the stage as Jillian’s theme blares through the arena speakers.
Jillian walks to the ring, smiling and waving to the crowd, despite the boos of the audience. Jillian maintains her frightening demeanour, which says she could crack and attack at any moment, just like she did to Jazz. Jillian continue her walk down the ramp, but stops where the incline of the ramp ends and looks into the ring. Jillian ignores the officials pleas for her to enter the ring and is forced to come out to her and collect it. As the referee lays his hands on the belt, Jillian pushes him aside and slides under the rope, skipping the presentation of the title and getting right to the action. The referee remains outside the ring, where he would be anyways with an irate look on his face at the sheer ignorance of Jillian.
DING DING DING
The fighting had broken out well before the bell sounded and the Diva’s broke into twos to fight it out in the opening stages, except for Layla, Christy and Jillian, who immediately attract the crowd as they face off. Meanwhile, Sheva and Candance are fighting beside Destler and Velvet Sky, who are also having an even battle. Back at the near end of the ring, Christy and Layla have double teamed Jillian and Christy holds Jillian’s hands behind her back as Layla hammers her abdomen. Layla begins to get carried away and just as she charges in for the clothesline, Jillian ducks and Layla clotheslines Hemme who flips over the top rope in a daze!
Christy managed to catch a hold of the top rope as she flipped and pulls herself back in underneath. Fortunately there is no one to attack Hemme as Layla and Jillian are in an intense battle. On the other end, Sheva, Candance and Angel are working together to push Velvet Sky over and out, who is gripping the turnbuckle and has her legs wrapped up in the ropes. With a combined effort, Velvet Sky’s grip loosens and her legs unravel, but as she falls, Candance and Angel Destler topple over with her.
Just as Sheva turns around, Christy hooks her and hits a massive DDT on Sheva! The lifeless body of Sheva flops to the canvas and Christy is left with the task of lifting the dead weight over the top rope. In the meantime, Layla has found herself outwrestled by Jillian into the corner, where the current champion is hammering away on Layla as she puts her guard up in a desperate attempt to lessen the pain of the blows. But just as she looks to be completely trapped, Layla bends down as though she were doing a back body drop and lifts Jillian over the top! Jillian lands on the apron and is able to dodge Layla’s right hook before she spears Layla between the ropes and hits a springing shoulder block!
At the other end, Christy sends Sheva over the top rope and she flops down to the floor, hitting the apron on the way. Christy admires her work as Sheva is completely out on the floor. Layla has managed to get on level footing with Jillian once more, but is grounded when Christy hits a double axe handle to Layla, letting out a scream in the process, an insight to the effort she put into the blow. Layla is on the ground clutching the back of her skull as the action proceeds without her. Jillian seems overwhelmed by Christy, who is sending shot after shot into the skull of Jillian. As the Women’s champion bends over momentarily, Hemme hits a spinning facebuster on Jillian, setting her up for her finisher, The FFG. Christy taunts to the crowd, but she takes too long and Jillian pushes Hemme from the top rope, yet she clings on once more!
Just as Jillian is set to eliminate Hemme who is clinging on precariously, Layla grabs Jillian and throws her over the rope! As both women dangle from the ropes, Layla has a choice, guarantee a new champion or have revenge on Christy Hemme for earlier. Layla chooses revenge and boots the hands of Christy with Cerebral Assassin-like accuracy and deadliness, knocking Christy Hemme forlorn. Jillian was intelligent enough to take advantage of the situation and roll back into the ring. As Jillian re-enters the ring, Layla wastes no time in stomping Jillian heavily and sending several kicks to the back before she picks Jillian up for her finishing manoeuvre; The Lay-Out. But as Jillian whirls around, she manages to hook Layla’s arms for her own finisher. Layla is startled as she is planted face first on the canvas with huge impact. Layla is motionless and with the last of her energy, Jillian throws Layla over the top rope and begins to celebrate. Christy Hemme rolls back into the ring and grabs Jillian by the back of her neck and lunges forward with all her remaining strength. Jillian surges towards an ill fate and tries to better her fortune by grabbing the rope. Hemme however, powers through and just like the WWF’s 2000 Royal Rumble, Christy Hemme flies over while Jillian holds on, the only difference being Hemme didn’t pick Jillian up. As Christy’s feet hit the floor, the bell sounds and Jillian’s theme plays, it is no longer the sign of her entrance, it has become her own victory song, the sound of triumph!
Winner and still Women’s Champion: Jillian Hall
JR: She did it! She Did It!
King: Jillian is still the champion! I am surprised!
JR: I am impressive!
King: Well lets get to the next match!
Match Two
Champion vs Champion
Unification of the IC and US Titles
Sheamus(c) vs Dan Hellman(c)
Dan Hellman gained the advantage early, but it was short-lived as the Sheamus took control and maintained the advantage in the match. Crowd has quieted down considerably.
Dan Hellman had bursts of offense, but Sheamus would quickly regain the advantage. Late in the match, Sheamus hit a backbreaker/neckbreaker combination, but Dan Hellman kicked out at two. He charged at Hellman in the corner but Hellman moved out of the way.
Dan hits a Hellman Suplex but Sheamus gets out at two! Dan picks Sheamus back up.
Sheamus pushes Dan off him and kicks Hellman in the stomach. Sheamus goes to Irish Whips Dan but Dan reversed an Irish Whip. Dan runs into the ropes and hits a shoulder block on Sheamus. Down immediately by Hellman, who then played to the crowd. Sheamus sneaks up for behind Dan nailed him with a right, then suplexed him for a two count. Sheamus begins to stomp on Hellman's back and legs.
Dan recoils in pain and begins trying to cover up, but Sheamus is relentless. Sheamus then stops stomping and leans down attempting to grab Dan, but Dan manages to roll away and pull himself up via the ropes. Hellman is on his feet and Sheamus runs at him, but Hellman drops down and lowers the rope causing Sheamus’ momentum to throw him over the top rope and down to the mat on the outside with a thud.
Sheamus slowly gets to his feet as Hellman also rolls onto his feet. Sheamus slides back into the ring and pops up to his feet. Both men are face-to-face, when Dan suddenly kicks Sheamus in the midsection, grabs his head and drives him down, nailing a vicious DDT! Sheamus is down and Dan looks shocked that he managed to hit the move.
Hellman then shakes himself out of it and moves round to Sheamus’s legs. Dan grabs his legs, and splits them and steps through, attempting to go for the his finishing sharpshooter. However Sheamus somehow manages to free himself from Dan’s grip and kicks Dan away. Dan stumbles backwards, as Sheamus slowly starts to get his feet.
Hellman then begins to run towards Sheamus, but as Dan reaches him, Sheamus manages to duck under Dan, causing Dan to go right past him. Hellman stops and turns around, and quickly attempts to hit big boot, but Sheamus catches his foot and throws it down to the canvas. Sheamus reacts quickly..Sheamus smacks his leg and begins to scream and laugh. Slowly Dan stands up and Sheamus runs at him and connects with a huge boot to the face. Hellman drops. Sheamus hooks the leg..
1........2...........3!!!
Winner and Holder of Both the IC and US championships.... Sheamus!!!!!!!
Jim Ross: My God! Sheamus did it! Sheamus now holds both titles!
Jerry "The King" Lawler: I really did it..I thought Dan had that match. He had many chances...
Jim Ross: Indeed but wow. I am so surprised!
Out of nowhere...Sheamus still in the ring. Brain Gunn's theme song begins to play as the crowd goes crazy!
Jim Ross: Alright...Brain Gunn Returns!...
Jerry "The King" King: Well where is he?
Sheamus gets ready for a fight...Brain Gunn walks onto the stage holding a chair!
Jim Ross: My God King...What is this...?
The King: Well he does have that rematch for the IC title...Remember?
Jim Ross: I do remember but why the chair?
The King: To make a statement?
Brian Gunn slides into the ring and Sheamus right when Gunn slides into the ring Sheamus slides out. Sheamus takes his two titles and walks up the ramp and shakes his head as Gunn drops the chair and does title taunts. Vince walks onto the stage and holding a microphone.
Vince: So, Gunn..welcome back!
You really want that match against Sheamus next week? I know you do so do not answer that. You are not going to compete in the rumble o no....You just interuppted my show so no chance at any world title for you.....You know what you do get? A shot at Sheamus next week..You will...you get a title shot....Oh yeah...like that? I know you do...
The show goes to commercial and comes back on.
Jim Ross: Wow...that is something hey? I say lets get to your next match!
Match Three
World Heavy Championship
Stretcher Match
Maven vs Mankind
Lillian Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen, this next match is a Stretcher Match! The objective of this match is to put your opponent on the stretcher, roll him up the ramp and past the yellow line!
The camera zooms up on the stretcher which is placed right in front of the ring, at the end of the ramp. Then the camera angle switches over to show the yellow line at the top of the ramp. Mankind's music hits as he comes out from the back to a huge pop. He puts his hand up in the air, the hand that has Mr. Socko on it and walks down the ramp. As he nears the stretcher he pats it and rolls into the ring and awaits the World Heavyweight Champion.
Maven's music hits the PA system and as soon as he and his gold are visible he gets booed from the crowd. He walks down the ramp mocking the fans and as he approaches the stretcher, he taps it and points to Mankind. He then rolls into the ring, raises his title high and gets booed more. He then gives his title to the ref.
The ref folds the arms of the title back and raises it up in the air signifying that this is a World Heavyweight Title Match. Lillian then gets back onto the mic.
Lillian Garcia: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is for the World Heavyweight Championship!
The ref then walks over to the timekeeper and gives him the belt. He then signals for the bell and the timekeeper sets the belt down and rings the bell.
Mankind immediatley runs at Maven, but Maven, quickly hops out of the ring and waves his finger at Mankind saying "No, no no." The crowd boos him more and Mankind quickly jumps out of the ring and heads after Maven. Maven tries running away, but Mankind catches up to him and tackles him down to the ground.
Mankind hits some punches on Maven, before getting off of him. Remember, that this essentially is a No DQ match, with a different outcome so there is no count out, DQ or pinfall. While Maven is down, Mankind quickly picks him up, and tries throwing him near where the stretcher is.
He throws him near the stretcher, but Maven's agility is too much for Mankind as Maven gets out of the way. Mankind walks towards the stretcher, where Maven is, and as he turns the corner of the ring post, he walks right into a clothline from Maven.
The crowd boos as Maven tries to pick up Mankind and force him on the stretcher, but he can't pick up Mankind. Mankind, even though he is the crowd favorite uses some old school techniques and pokes Maven in the eyes. Mankind quickly gets up, as Maven is now on the lower part of the ramp, wiping his eyes. As he is done wiping his eyes and as he looks up, Mankind pushes the stretcher at Maven knocking him out cold.
Mankind then picks up Maven and powerslams him onto the steel ramp, causing Maven to be in serious pain. Mankind quickly tries to pick him up by the hair. He pulls him up and picks Maven up, trying to do another powerslam, but this time onto the barricade. As he picks him up, Maven slides down his back and as Mankind turns around, SMACK! A huge drop kick from Maven.
Maven, using his wits, quickly picks up Mankind as he is still dazed. Mankind is groggy as Maven backs up a few steps and runs towards Mankind, cloth lining him over the barricade. They are both out cold as the crowd is really getting into this one. The ref counts to sevne before both are up. Maven hops back over the barricade. Mankind tries to do the same, but as Mankind tries to get back to the ramp side of the barricade, Maven chopblocks him knocking him down. Maven then picks up Mankind, kicks him in the gut and DDT's him onto the steel ramp. Maven gets up and pushes the stretcher up the ramp, so it's near the yellow line. Mankind is still down as Maven runs down the ramp and picks up Mankind by the hair.
He does so and tries to pull him up the ramp and towards the stretcher and towards the yellow line. They're now about a foot from the yellow line and Mankind grew some momentum as he is now fighting back throwing punches. The two exchange punches as Mankind ducks one! Mannible Claw! Mr. Socko is locked in. Maven's eyes are glazing. Maven goes to his knees and is out. Mankind begins to smile as he thinks he has won the match. He picks up Maven and scoops him up, trying to powerslam him onto the stretcher. Maven slides off is back! M-Plosion out of no-where! M-Plosion out of no where!
They're both down on the ramp as the ref begins to count. They're both out of energy. The ref gets to eight before they're both up. They trade punches some more, but Mankind tries to get the upper hand by spearing Maven onto the stretcher, but Maven was expecting it! He reverses it and throws Mankind on the stretcher! Maven then falls back as his energy is on E now and as he falls back, he pushes the stretcher back, past the yellow line! The ref examines things and yells for the bell!
Maven has done it! The crowd boos him even more now that he has won the match. He stumbles to his feet to find the ref giving him his retaining title.
The winner of the match...and STILL the World Heavyweight Champion...Maven!!!
The crowd booed even more and he then is at the top of the ramp, looks at Mankind on the ramp and smiles, knowing he has done his work here! He then hoists the title and goes to the back as the EMT's check on Mankind.
JR: Woah! Epic match folks.
King: Epic indeed! Maven was crap on RAW..but on Smackdown he is the king!
JR: Yeah I know...Well lets get to this next match shall we? This show has been crazy ha.
Match Four
WWE Championship
Falls Count Anywhere
CM Punk vs Triple H
The following match, is scheduled for one fall! It is for Thy World Wrestling Entertainment Championship, in a falls count anywhere match!
Time to play the game....
Its time to play the Gaaaame!!
Muhahahaha
The lights dim, and the crowd begins to scream and cheer wildly, in anticipation of Triple H. The arena turns dark, and blue and green lights flash thru the arena, and smoke begins to slowly drift up from the stage, as Triple H steps out, his arms out to his sides, water bottle in hand, his head down, hair draped over his face.
It's all about the game, and how you play it
All about control, and if you can take it
From Greenwich, Connecticut, weight in at 255 lbs, he is the game...Triiiiple H!
All about your debt, and if you can pay it
It's all about pain, and who's gonna make it...
Triple H jerks his head backwards, his hair getting off his face and back behind his head, and he begins to stride forward, walking down the ramp, a look of sheer intensity on his face. He pours some water down on his head, then shakes it out.
I am the game, you don't wanna play me
I am control, no way you can change me
I am have heavy debts, no way you can pay me
I am the pain, and I know you can't take me
Look over your shoulder, ready to run
Like a good little bitch, from a smoking gun
I am the game, and I make the rules
So move on out, and you can die like a fool
Try and figure out what the move�s gonna be
Come on over sucker, why don't you ask me?
Don't you forget there's a price you can pay
'Cuz I am the game and I want to play
The crowd continues to cheer wildly for the Game, as he makes his way down the ramp, and steps out onto the apron, he looks around from side to side, into the crowd. He takes a swig from his water and tosses it out into the crowd. He puts his head down, then yanks it back up, arms in the air. He leans back, spewing forth the water in his mouth in a mist. He then takes his raises arms, and lowers them slowly, flexing, and yelling. He spits out water one last time, staring into the camera, then steps into the ring, his eyes focused on the stage, awaiting his opponent.
This Fire Burns, by Killswitch Engage hits the sound system.
And his opponent, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 225 lbs...he is Thy WWE Champion...CM Punk!!!
YEEAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
The fans begin to boo and voice their displeasure, and CM punk enters onto the stage, the WWE title strapped around his waist. He is pumped up and full of intensty, moving his arms about, pumping his fist in the air, and he begins heading towards the ring.
Yeah
All I ever wanted was destiny to be fulfilled
It is in my hands
I must not fail
and I must not fall
He continues down the ramp, and hops onto the apron, climbing up to the turnbuckle, one leg resting up on the top rope, the other on the bottom. He unstraps the title belt from his waist, kisses it, then raises it into the air, along with his other arm, index finger pointing straight up, drawing more heat from the crowd.
Even through the darkest days
This fire burns always
This fire burns always
This is the proving ground
As the heat begins to rise
Turn away from yesterday
Tomorrow is in my eyes
Oh!
Nevermore to be held down
By the weights against me
Nevermore to be cast aside
This day is mine
Even through the darkest days
This fire burns always
This fire burns always
Punk climbs down, walks around the ring, warming himself up, then goes to the side of the ring, bouncing on the topes, one foot on the bottom rope, the other on the middle rope, holding his title up with one hand towards the crowd. He hands the belt to the referee, who holds it up into the air, to each side of the ring, and Triple H and CM Punk take the center of the ring. Punk's hands are clasped together, rolling his wrists around, and Triple H stares him down, but Punk, if he was intimidated, did not show it, his gaze unblinking and full of intensity aswell.
The referee hands the title to someone at ringside, then signals for the bell.
DING DING DING!!
The two competitors begin by circling eachother, both seeking an opportunity to strike. The end up charging forward, and locking up. Triple H takes control, and executes a side headlock takedown. He wrenches on the neck of Punk. CM Punk works his way back up to his feet, and pushes Triple H back to the ropes, the headlock still applied. He bounces Triple H off the ropes, and pushes his back, sending him towards the other side of the ring, and bends down from the effort of the push. He straightens himself back to a vertical base, and Triple H hits a shoulder block, taking him down. Triple H bounces off the ropes again, then to the other side, Punk is up, and attempts a hip toss, but The Game counters with a clothesline. He makes a pinfall attempt, but Punk kicks out at 1.
Both men are up again, Punk charges, only to get hit with another side headlock takedown. Punk works his feet and knees, striking Triple H in the head and face. Both men are back to their feet, Punk nails a kick to the midsection of the Game, pushing him back into the corner. Punk nails him with a kick to the head, and begins driving his shoulder into the midsection of Triple H. He is relentless, and the ref tries to break it up, to no avail. He begins the five count.
One...two...three....four....
Punk backs up, utilizing the five count to his advantage, and Triple H holds onto the top rope for support, doubled over. Punk immediately grabs his hair, and begins nailing him with knees to the head. The ref again breaks it up, nudging Punk backwards, who holds his hands up in the air. Punk goes back in, leading the game by the hair, and smashing his head into the turnbuckle across the kick, followed by multiple kicks to the gut.
Triple H, deciding he has had enough, nails Punk with an overhead punch, and Punk fires back with a kick to the midsection. Triple H again fires another right hand, followed by a second. Punk takes him down with a toe drop hold, putting the Game on hands and knees, and Punk uses his fist, clubbing him in the small of the back. He backs up, taking a breather, and Triple H is back to his feet. Punk whips him to the ropes. He bends down too early, telegraphing a back body drop, and Triple H sets up for the Pedigree, starting to hook the arms, but Punk rolls away, and out of the ring.
Punk's back is facing the apron, taking a breather, and Triple H leans over, yanking him up by his hair, turning him around, and hooks the arm and hip tosses him over the top rope and back into the ring. Punk is up and Triple H approaches. Punk fires with a right hand, but it is blocked, and Triple H counterpunches. Punk fires again, to the same result, and is nailed with another right hand. Punk grabs him, whips him to the ropes, and on the rebound Triple H hits him, jumping up and pushes Punk's face down, driving it into his knee, and he falls backwards, getting hung up on the ropes.
The Game grabs Punk, lifting him up by the legs, and dropping Punk's knee on his, with a kneebreaker, and Punk falls to the mat, Triple H still holding the leg. He drops an elbow on it, then gets back up, and locks in a figure four leg lock. Punk yells out in pain, pounding the mat with his elbows. He begins to punch on Triple H's knee, to no avail. Punk manages to roll over and grab the bottom rope, and the ref breaks the hold.
Triple H begins to stomp on Punk's knee, then leads him up by the hair, and Punk hits a high roundhouse kick to the skull of Triple H out of nowhere, sending him tumbling to the mat. Both men are down, and breathing heavily, the ref begins the ten count.
1....2.....3.....4.....
Both men begin stirring
5....6....7....
Both men are to their knees
8....9..
CM Punk gets back to his feet, and Triple H pulls himself up using the ropes. Triple H clotheslines Punk over the top rope, but he holds on, remaining on the apron. Triple H walks in, but CM Punk grabs his head, and pulls down, hitting a stun gun, the Game's neck bouncing off the top rope, and he falls backwards. The Game gets up, and Punk jumps up, bounces off the top rope, and hits a flying forearm to the face, laying the Game low, followed by a pin.
1...2...kickout!
Punk sighs in frustration, hands on his hips, then picks up Triple H, putting him on his shoulders, going for the GTS. Triple H flails around, and lands on his feet, and throws Punk to the ropes. Punk comes flying back at Triple H, who catches him and hits a huge, thunderous spinebuster, and he rotates his arms, holding them out to the sides, slightly bent, flexing and yelling, and the crowd goes nuts. Punk gets up groggily, and Triple H kicks him in the gut, hooks the arms, and hits the pedigree. He makes the cover.
ONE....TWO...THREE!!
But wait, Punk had his foot on the bottom rope, the ref didn't see it! The ref is about to call for the bell, but another official runs down to the ring, signaling that Punk had his foot on the bottom rope at the two count, and the ref talks to the ring announcer, who then speaks.
Ladies and gentlemen, CM Punk had his foot on the bottom rope, breaking the pin, and this match WILL continue!!
Triple H growls in frustration, and begins stomping on Punk. He brings him back up, hitting a vertical suplex. He goes for a pin, but CM Punk moves his legs, locking Triple H's head in a neck lock. Punk releases, flips his body in position and locks in the Anaconda Vice!!!! Triple H writes in pain, flails his arms, and punches the mat, reaching for the ropes, his fingertips just an inch or two away. CM Punk squeezes, and wrenches, trying to make the Game tap out. Triple H grabs onto the ropes, and Punk releases. Both men back to their feet, Triple H lays into him with a few right hands, and then does the DX crotch chop, and goes for another punch, CM Punk ducks and it misses. CM Punk goes for a headkick, and Triple H dodges that, and throws him to the ropes. Punk comes back off the rebound and hits a wheel kick to the face and upper torso of the Game, and covers him.
One...Two...Kickout!
CM Punk strides over to the turnbuckle, removing the padding and exposing the steel. He returns back to Triple H, lifts him up, and attempts to whip him to it, but Triple H hits another spinebuster. The ref goes to replace the turnbuckle covering. Triple H goes to pick up Punk, but he drives his arm up, nailing a low blow, sending the Game to double over in pain. Punk picks him up on his shoulders, lifts him up, and drops him down as he raises his knee hard and fast, nailing a vicous "Go To Sleep", cracking into the jaw of Triple H, who drops like a sack of potatoes. Punk makes the cover as the ref turns around, and starts the count.
ONE.....TWO....THREE!!!
DING DING DING!!!!
The Game is out cold in the center of the ring, and CM Punk, exhausted, goes to his knees, raising his arms in victory, yanking them away from the ref. He is given his champion ship belt, which he kisses and raises into the air, celebrating his victory.
Winner and Still WWE champion CM Punk!
JR: NO! Triple H had it!
King: He had...Had is the key word. But CM Punk is the winner!
JR: Lets get to the Rumble before I say anything that will get me fired. I am mad.
Main Event
The Royal Rumble Match
Entry Order (Eliminated By)
Order of Entry
1. Omega (The Miz)
Did Not Last Long, Omega was clotheslined over the ropes within 24 seconds.
2. The Miz (Big Show)
The Miz did fine in this rumble to be honest! He was thrown out by Big Show later in the match.
3. John Cena (The Undertaker)
John Lasted A long time but was chokeslammed towards the end of the match and toss over.
4. Justin Gabriel (John Cena & The Miz)
Justin ran in, 30 seconds later Miz and Cena teamed up and threw Gabriel out.
5. D-Lo Brown (John Cena)
D-Lo was over confendent and was FU'd out of the ring right away.
6. Drew McIntyre (The Miz)
Drew did not seem to try and as well was thrown over)
7. Green Spark (John Cena)
With Cena and Miz being on Fire, GS had no chance. He fought hard but was tossed over aswell. after two minutes in.
8. Mike Knox (The Miz)
Mike Knox hit a good big boot on Cena but from behind Miz hit the SCF and threw him over.
9. Chris Masters (John Cena)
Now Chris did a alright job. He used his power to take down Miz a bit but Cena grabbed Chris and out he went.
10. AJ Styles (Cena)
AJ was fighting really well..a few high off the top moves and he looked good. He went for a cross body and Cena caught him and FU'd him over the top.
11. R-Truth (Kane)
Cena and Miz were a bit tired so they slowed it down a bit. Kane entered and destoryed Truth with a Boot and threw him over.
12. Kane (MVP)
Kane was a monster in the match up. Chokeslammed Cena, K-Orton and he was taking control but MVP from under Kane threw him over the top.
13. Justin Time (Kane)
Justin Time lasted a while aswell. Until Kane clotheslined JT over the top.
14. K-Orton (Miz)
Another man who showed no threat and the Miz threw him out with out a sweat.
15. MVP (Big Show)
Taking out Kane was good for MVP but was took out by Big Show later in the match.
16. Big Show (RVD, Barton, Rhodes)
It took three men to take out the big man around the 30 minute mark.
17. Cody Rhodes (RVD)
Cody Rhode showed promise but RVD threw him over before getting a chance to do anything special.
18. Barton (RVD)
Same with Rhodes...Right after Cody hit the ground Barton went flying over the ropes.
19. Rob Van Dam (Cena)
Taking out three men out was impressive but Cena just over powered him.
20. Stone Cold (None)
Did not show so..
21. Edge (Cena)
He speared Cena and they fought for some time but Cena was able to throw him out. Cena now the only man in the ring!
22. Derick Moris (Jericho)
Cena let Jericho beat down Moris for a while before throwing him out.
23. Chris Jericho (Sam Dibiase)
Jericho lasted a while in this match..Former US champ was taken out but the 7 Foot Dibiase!
24. Brian Gunn (None)
Did not compete in the Rumble. Was taken out by the owner.
25. Sam Dibiase (Jamie Moorfield)
Sam was taken out by the hardcore champion after a good time inside the ring.
26. Dan Hellman (Cena)
Cena throws our the former IC champion. Bad Night for Dan.
Six Men left, John Cena! Randy Orton! Jamie Moorefield! John Morrison! Sheamus! and The Undertaker! All in the ring and Cena the only one tired since he has been fighting since the beginning. Cena runs and Taker and Taker throws his hand around Cena's throat and picks him up for a chokeslam. Randy kicks Morrison in the knee and hits a few rights to Morrison head. Sheamus from behind hits Moorefield in the back and Jamie falls down. Taker with Cena grabs his head and throws him over.
Cena Out!
Cena looks up at The Deadman and Taker rolls his eyes back. Taking the time, Sheamus takes control over the deadman and chop blocks him, knocking Undertaker down to a knee. Sheamus walks backwards and the forward again running at Taker, Sheamus brings his foot up but The Undertaker reacts and grabs Sheamus by the throat and chokeslams Sheamus.
Orton, beating down still on Morrison. And Moorefield gets to his feet. Orton picks up Morrison and Morrison brings his leg up and hits a solid kick on Orton. Right in the kisser! Orton falls down. John runs onto the turnbuckle and out of nowhere Jamie pushes Morrison off of the turnbuckle and John its the floor hard!
John Morrison Out!
Four men left...
Morrison is taunting away and from behind Orton throws Jamie Moorefield out and over the top ropes!!!
Jamie Moorefield Out!
Orton cocks a grin and turns around just to be big booted from Sheamus. Orton also goes flying out of the ring.
Randy Orton Out!
Just between Sheamus and The Undertaker!!!!!
Sheamus turns around and runs at Taker. Taker with a right, Sheamus with a left. Taker with a right, left and another right. Undertaker runs at the ropes and runs at Sheamus. Sheamus hits the big boot! Taker is on the mat...Sheamus goes to pick up Taker and a hand comes up, grabbing Sheamus by the throat! Taker gets to his feet still holding Sheamus's neck. Sheamus kicks Taker in the stomach. And picks Taker up connecting with a dominator! Sheamus taunts the crowd. Sheamus picks up the Undertaker and lets him lay up against the ropes. SHeamus cocks a grin and walks back a tad then charges at Taker, Taker moves out of the way and Sheamus goes flying over the tope rope landing on the floor!
Sheamus Out!
Winner of the 2010 Royal Rumble........The Undertaker!
Thanks goes out to Billy, Sheamus, Taker...Money will be up tomorrow. New SD and RAW cards tomorrow...Last RAW's Power 5 tomorrow! [/center]