Post by mvp on Jul 19, 2010 20:28:21 GMT -5
The scene opens outdoors where all that is seen is a clear blue sky. Then as the camera pans downs, an empty stadium with green and yellow seat is viewed with the sunlight reflecting off of each individual seat. Even though there was not a soul sitting in any of the seats in this stadium, there was a man who is wearing a purple jump suit with short sleeves on the top steps of the aisle way. The camera zooms in to see who this daunting man in purple could be. That man turns out to be none other then the most valuable player himself, MVP.
MVP: Ah yes another day, another town that MVP has blessed with his greatness. Just like I stand at the very top row of this famous football stadium today. Not to play or perform in front of a biog crowd, but in fact to walk on what is average ground to a most valuable player such as myself.
MVP starts his march down the stairs step by step towards the field as MVP continues to run his mouth.
MVP: Now it's quite obvious where I am right now with these green and yellow seats. Seats that are occupied by the common sports fan. This is a place where the fans are the owners of the team, which is a big mistake. The place I'm at is Lambeau Field. Home of the Green Bay Packers.
Upon reveling where he is, MVP makes his way from the front row and maneuvers his way towards the field. MVP stops and looks all around Lambeau Field then chuckles to himself and shakes his head in disbelief.
MVP: Which brings me to one Dan Hellman. Last night on Raw in that ladder match, Dan Hellman proved that he wasn't a below average man. He proved that he was just plain average. I'll admit that he had a decent showing with me in the ladder match, but guess what, it wasn't good enough to beat MVP. It doesn't matter if I'm at the very top of this stadium in row Z, or on the field of play because all Dan Hellman will be is an average man. Just like all of those Green Bay idiots who sits in this stadium and they are the ones that run this team into the ground.
MVP turns around slowly to unveil a Brett Farve Minnesota Vikings jersey stitched onto the back of his jumpsuit.
MVP: You see Dan Hellman your 15 minutes of fame is up. There will be no more title shots, but for an MVP it's on to bigger and better things because just like Brett Farve did to the Packers, I will leave you in the dust.
The scene fades out to a commercial
MVP: Ah yes another day, another town that MVP has blessed with his greatness. Just like I stand at the very top row of this famous football stadium today. Not to play or perform in front of a biog crowd, but in fact to walk on what is average ground to a most valuable player such as myself.
MVP starts his march down the stairs step by step towards the field as MVP continues to run his mouth.
MVP: Now it's quite obvious where I am right now with these green and yellow seats. Seats that are occupied by the common sports fan. This is a place where the fans are the owners of the team, which is a big mistake. The place I'm at is Lambeau Field. Home of the Green Bay Packers.
Upon reveling where he is, MVP makes his way from the front row and maneuvers his way towards the field. MVP stops and looks all around Lambeau Field then chuckles to himself and shakes his head in disbelief.
MVP: Which brings me to one Dan Hellman. Last night on Raw in that ladder match, Dan Hellman proved that he wasn't a below average man. He proved that he was just plain average. I'll admit that he had a decent showing with me in the ladder match, but guess what, it wasn't good enough to beat MVP. It doesn't matter if I'm at the very top of this stadium in row Z, or on the field of play because all Dan Hellman will be is an average man. Just like all of those Green Bay idiots who sits in this stadium and they are the ones that run this team into the ground.
MVP turns around slowly to unveil a Brett Farve Minnesota Vikings jersey stitched onto the back of his jumpsuit.
MVP: You see Dan Hellman your 15 minutes of fame is up. There will be no more title shots, but for an MVP it's on to bigger and better things because just like Brett Farve did to the Packers, I will leave you in the dust.
The scene fades out to a commercial
