Post by mvp on Jul 12, 2010 18:08:59 GMT -5
After the previous segment, MVP is getting all jacked up about his match and confronting the WWE universe that once betrayed him. He hears someone about to introduce him and listens carefully to the introduction.
Tiffany: I don't get to interview in front of Thy WWE universe very often but ladies and gentlemen I present to you accompanied by his agent Trish Stratus. He is The Impact player Montel Vontavious Porter, M V P.
The clock starts ticking which signals the start of MVP's theme song as MVP and Trish emerge from the curtain. This time there is something different about MVP. He has on two golden necklaces one that says MVP and the other saying 305 which happens to be his hometown zip code. MVP stop in the aisle, poses and fireworks go off one by one. Both MVP and Trish get into the ring and address the public about MVP's match tonight.
MVP: Once again I outsmarted Thy WWE universe. It appears that Sheamus is dumber then I thought. First he claims that match versus me was legitimate when in fact he injured himself in more ways then one. Then tonight I could of been in this very match for the Celtic title. Instead, AJ Styles gets an opportunity........to bleed like never before. Not only that, but it just gives me yet another opportunity to watch one of my future opponents either Sheamus or AJ Styles to be soften up for myself at the pay per view this Sunday.
MVP pauses and explains his plan from last week.
MVP: Let me spell it out for you people. There were five people book for that title shot last week. I saw it as an opportunity.......to eliminate my competition as well as let my future opponents such as Sheamus and or AJ Styles destroy each other. The other ones in the match either got shipped to the B brand of World Wrestling Empire or were in the process of being eliminated from competition. The person who I'm talking about that I personally eliminated from this company was D-lo Brown. You see D-lo Brown didn't deserve to share the same ring as me. D-lo Brown never ever had the skill sets of a most valuable player. To put it bluntly, I'm just plain better then him in every way. Because I'm the present and future of World Wrestling Empire and sports and entertainment. Which brings me to yet another match with a shot at Sheamus Celtic title is at stake. Tonight I face Dan Hellman, Brian Gunn, and Rob Van Dam tonight in a ladder match. Now Dan Hellman doesn't deserve to occupy any more of my time being that he's much like all of you......an average person with below average abilities and talents. Then there is Brain Gunn. Now for some reason, he got a shot at Sheamus title last week. Must have just be a match filler. Now who is this Brain Gunn? Is he suppose to be related to Billy or Bart Gunn. Is he the lost brother of The Smoking Gunns? The only thing I know is when I climb that ladder I won't have to be worrying about Brian Gunn because the only thing loaded in his gun is blank. While I have a golden gun which I can dismember and dismantle Brain Gunn in one shot. That leaves one man left to triumph over and that's Rob Van Dam. Before I came out here to address all of you people, I saw and heard Rob Van Dam's little trip down to Battle Creak Michigan. Using the money that Paul Heyman got from the sale of ECW just to pay for one limo ride. The fact that you had to go to the capital of breakfast cereal country just to call me a convict proves right there that you are nothing but a frosted flake. It doesn't matter who you eliminated at the Royal Rumble or what you did to Jerry the King Lawler because big things popin and little things stopin and there is no stopping MVP tonight.
MVP music hits as MVP walks out of the ring and into the back with swagger and confidence about tonight climb to glory.
Tiffany: I don't get to interview in front of Thy WWE universe very often but ladies and gentlemen I present to you accompanied by his agent Trish Stratus. He is The Impact player Montel Vontavious Porter, M V P.
The clock starts ticking which signals the start of MVP's theme song as MVP and Trish emerge from the curtain. This time there is something different about MVP. He has on two golden necklaces one that says MVP and the other saying 305 which happens to be his hometown zip code. MVP stop in the aisle, poses and fireworks go off one by one. Both MVP and Trish get into the ring and address the public about MVP's match tonight.
MVP: Once again I outsmarted Thy WWE universe. It appears that Sheamus is dumber then I thought. First he claims that match versus me was legitimate when in fact he injured himself in more ways then one. Then tonight I could of been in this very match for the Celtic title. Instead, AJ Styles gets an opportunity........to bleed like never before. Not only that, but it just gives me yet another opportunity to watch one of my future opponents either Sheamus or AJ Styles to be soften up for myself at the pay per view this Sunday.
MVP pauses and explains his plan from last week.
MVP: Let me spell it out for you people. There were five people book for that title shot last week. I saw it as an opportunity.......to eliminate my competition as well as let my future opponents such as Sheamus and or AJ Styles destroy each other. The other ones in the match either got shipped to the B brand of World Wrestling Empire or were in the process of being eliminated from competition. The person who I'm talking about that I personally eliminated from this company was D-lo Brown. You see D-lo Brown didn't deserve to share the same ring as me. D-lo Brown never ever had the skill sets of a most valuable player. To put it bluntly, I'm just plain better then him in every way. Because I'm the present and future of World Wrestling Empire and sports and entertainment. Which brings me to yet another match with a shot at Sheamus Celtic title is at stake. Tonight I face Dan Hellman, Brian Gunn, and Rob Van Dam tonight in a ladder match. Now Dan Hellman doesn't deserve to occupy any more of my time being that he's much like all of you......an average person with below average abilities and talents. Then there is Brain Gunn. Now for some reason, he got a shot at Sheamus title last week. Must have just be a match filler. Now who is this Brain Gunn? Is he suppose to be related to Billy or Bart Gunn. Is he the lost brother of The Smoking Gunns? The only thing I know is when I climb that ladder I won't have to be worrying about Brian Gunn because the only thing loaded in his gun is blank. While I have a golden gun which I can dismember and dismantle Brain Gunn in one shot. That leaves one man left to triumph over and that's Rob Van Dam. Before I came out here to address all of you people, I saw and heard Rob Van Dam's little trip down to Battle Creak Michigan. Using the money that Paul Heyman got from the sale of ECW just to pay for one limo ride. The fact that you had to go to the capital of breakfast cereal country just to call me a convict proves right there that you are nothing but a frosted flake. It doesn't matter who you eliminated at the Royal Rumble or what you did to Jerry the King Lawler because big things popin and little things stopin and there is no stopping MVP tonight.
MVP music hits as MVP walks out of the ring and into the back with swagger and confidence about tonight climb to glory.
