Post by mvp on Jul 9, 2010 11:02:42 GMT -5
The camera zooms in on a dressing room door, but not just any dressing room door. The door has a giant golden star on the top part of the door and just above the golden star are the letters M V P. Just as the camera zooms out of MVP's locker room door out comes a calm Trish Stratus and an intense MVP who is shadow boxing with himself. Both MVP and Trish walk down the hallway and as they are about to make the turn to the entrance way, someone stops them. It's none other then Eve Torres. MVP gives Eve a stern look and Trish Stratus sweet smile just turned into a sour and disgusted look on her face.
Trish: What the hell you think you are doing with that microphone?
Eve: I'm about to do an interview if that's OK.
Trish: An interview? We are about to head to the ring to address the whole World Wrestling Empire audience and you want to interview us?
Eve: What is wrong with MVP? I mean he has lost three straight matches. Is it because he isn't good enough or what.
Trish Stratus looks at MVP for a brief second and Trish immediately jerks her arm and pulls on Eve's hair as hard as she could. Trish puts her foot on Eve's ankle to prevent her from falling to the floor as Eves is screaming in pain.
Trish: You dare accuse MVP of not being good enough? What do YOU know about talent. If you came here to ask harassing questions then maybe I should teach you a lesson you will never forget.
Trish Stratus tightens her grip on Eves hair which brought Eve down to her knees. MVP then takes off his shades and puts his hand on Trish's shoulder to perhaps restore some order in the situation.
MVP: That's enough Trish. Let her go.
Trish slowly loosens her grip on Eve's hair as she reluctantly lets go of the hair and allows her to stand up on her feet.
MVP: After all physical talent is a foreign concept to her consider she can't even land a dropkick. Now what else where you going to ask me?
With a nervous look on her face, Eve does her best to regain her composure and ask questions that don't disturb or anger MVP or his lovely agent Trish Stratus.
Eve: Uh tonight MVP you have a another opportunity at earning a shot for a title in a ladder match vs Dan Hellman, Brian Gunn, and Rob Van Dam. What is your game plan going into this match?
MVP: Is that your big and important question Eve? I already heard the breaking news, that I have a chance to earn a shot at the Celtic title by climbing a ladder and grabbing the briefcase. Whats even more amazing is the lack of talent I have to compete with in this match. Take this Dan Hellman for example. What has he done lately? Absolutely nothing. Who has every heard of him anyways? Is he the family dentist? Or how about the butcher, baker, or a candlestick maker. Is he a professional athlete. I didn't think so. All Dan Hellman is an average Joe just like the rest of my opponents when they are compared to an MVP such as myself. Now if you excuse me I think I have to address these inferior out there so beat it miss reporter.
MVP and Trish brush by Eve Torres and knocks the microphone out of her hand completely. MVP and Trish are now ready for the next phase of plans tonight and that's confronting all the fans in the arena plus the World Wrestling Empire audience.
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Trish: What the hell you think you are doing with that microphone?
Eve: I'm about to do an interview if that's OK.
Trish: An interview? We are about to head to the ring to address the whole World Wrestling Empire audience and you want to interview us?
Eve: What is wrong with MVP? I mean he has lost three straight matches. Is it because he isn't good enough or what.
Trish Stratus looks at MVP for a brief second and Trish immediately jerks her arm and pulls on Eve's hair as hard as she could. Trish puts her foot on Eve's ankle to prevent her from falling to the floor as Eves is screaming in pain.
Trish: You dare accuse MVP of not being good enough? What do YOU know about talent. If you came here to ask harassing questions then maybe I should teach you a lesson you will never forget.
Trish Stratus tightens her grip on Eves hair which brought Eve down to her knees. MVP then takes off his shades and puts his hand on Trish's shoulder to perhaps restore some order in the situation.
MVP: That's enough Trish. Let her go.
Trish slowly loosens her grip on Eve's hair as she reluctantly lets go of the hair and allows her to stand up on her feet.
MVP: After all physical talent is a foreign concept to her consider she can't even land a dropkick. Now what else where you going to ask me?
With a nervous look on her face, Eve does her best to regain her composure and ask questions that don't disturb or anger MVP or his lovely agent Trish Stratus.
Eve: Uh tonight MVP you have a another opportunity at earning a shot for a title in a ladder match vs Dan Hellman, Brian Gunn, and Rob Van Dam. What is your game plan going into this match?
MVP: Is that your big and important question Eve? I already heard the breaking news, that I have a chance to earn a shot at the Celtic title by climbing a ladder and grabbing the briefcase. Whats even more amazing is the lack of talent I have to compete with in this match. Take this Dan Hellman for example. What has he done lately? Absolutely nothing. Who has every heard of him anyways? Is he the family dentist? Or how about the butcher, baker, or a candlestick maker. Is he a professional athlete. I didn't think so. All Dan Hellman is an average Joe just like the rest of my opponents when they are compared to an MVP such as myself. Now if you excuse me I think I have to address these inferior out there so beat it miss reporter.
MVP and Trish brush by Eve Torres and knocks the microphone out of her hand completely. MVP and Trish are now ready for the next phase of plans tonight and that's confronting all the fans in the arena plus the World Wrestling Empire audience.
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