Post by jayde on Jul 6, 2010 12:06:47 GMT -5
The scene opens up in the gym of the Thy WWE arena as we see Layla El and her manager Kristal Lashley deep in training. The two beauties look to be in total sync as they work out and train in perfect harmony. Their minds and focus are dead set on Layla's upcoming Diva match with Jillian Hall, Christy Hemme, Daffney, and Katrina for the Women's Championship tonight.
Kristal: So Lay, what do you think about your match tonight?
Layla: To be honest with you, Krissi...I can't wait. I can honestly say that I am looking forward to getting the opportunity to not only fight to regain what was rightfully mine but to get my hands on Jillian once again...not too particularly thrilled that I have to share the opportunity with Daffney, Christy and Katrina but hey what can I say about that that won't get me fired other than that is how our management here at Thy works and those are the breaks. I think I can persevere this once for the sake of winning this match and entertaining my fans.
Kristal: What do you think about your opponents for your match?
Layla: What do I think? Where do I begin? Let's start with Daffney, the haunted house reject....what happened ? Did you get bored in retirement? Were you getting bored and feeling nostalgic about your heyday when you actually put fear in the hearts of fans and wrestlers alike? So you think you got what it takes to defeat me? Not bloody likely....you never should have come back to wrestling..so let me guess...TNA got tired of your ass and sent you here? What a joke...the so called Scream Queen decided to give it another go, huh? You are nothing more than a preppy playing a Goth...not scary at all.
Kristal: What about Christy, Lay? Can't forget her...lol
Layla: Christy Hemme...the Playboy Bunny. That is one delusional bitch...don't get me wrong, she is one hell of a talented Diva but not when it comes to wrestling if you get what I'm saying. She can't find a friend other than Stacy (and probably most of the Raw Superstars in the locker room from what I heard.. I have always wondered if they were most than just friends if you catch my drift lol), so she bounces around all bubbly and shit like a little kid high on sugar and caffeine. Pathetic...she should stuck with posing for Playboy...she would have been much better off.
Kristal: What about Katrina?
Layla: Katrina....you stole the victory from me last week in our triple threat match...but I guarantee you this: history will not repeat itself this week!
*the crowd showing their support of Layla*
I don't know where in the bloody hell you came from nor do I really give a flying fuck! This I do know, if you get in my way I will make damn sure that you are not leaving the ring in the same way you came in, chica! You may walk into the ring but when I am done with you, you will be carried out in a body bag with a toe tag and you can believe that shit!
Kristal: And last but not least, our "illustrious" champion Jillian Hall....
*the fans boo at the mention of Jillian*
Layla: Ah yes...Jillian Hall....I never thought I would see her outside of American Idol shows and occasional appearances as a Britney Spears but alas she has become quite the thorn in my flesh lately. I will give her credit though. Yeah, she got the best of me on a few occasions. I wonder who she had to fuck to get her title shot against me, hmm? You know how the biz works: you fuck me when I want it and I'll give you what you want, eh?Hey Kristal, Simon and K-Fed must have gotten tired of seeing her hanging outside the fence so she decided to try wrestling, huh?
*laughs a little as the fan and Kristal joins in*
Well I know you're listening, girls...I am on a collision course headed straight for your utter and complete annihilation. I am once again cementing my legacy here in Thy WWE...so get ready because things are about to change. No longer will I set by and let management and the roster at large second guess my talent and determination. I am sick and fucking tired of jobbing to these no-talent having, plastic surgeon obsessed, costume wearing, fuck anything that moves, actress/Diva wannabes. It's time for a real Diva to stand up...that Diva is me
Kristal: So Lay, what do you think about your match tonight?
Layla: To be honest with you, Krissi...I can't wait. I can honestly say that I am looking forward to getting the opportunity to not only fight to regain what was rightfully mine but to get my hands on Jillian once again...not too particularly thrilled that I have to share the opportunity with Daffney, Christy and Katrina but hey what can I say about that that won't get me fired other than that is how our management here at Thy works and those are the breaks. I think I can persevere this once for the sake of winning this match and entertaining my fans.
Kristal: What do you think about your opponents for your match?
Layla: What do I think? Where do I begin? Let's start with Daffney, the haunted house reject....what happened ? Did you get bored in retirement? Were you getting bored and feeling nostalgic about your heyday when you actually put fear in the hearts of fans and wrestlers alike? So you think you got what it takes to defeat me? Not bloody likely....you never should have come back to wrestling..so let me guess...TNA got tired of your ass and sent you here? What a joke...the so called Scream Queen decided to give it another go, huh? You are nothing more than a preppy playing a Goth...not scary at all.
Kristal: What about Christy, Lay? Can't forget her...lol
Layla: Christy Hemme...the Playboy Bunny. That is one delusional bitch...don't get me wrong, she is one hell of a talented Diva but not when it comes to wrestling if you get what I'm saying. She can't find a friend other than Stacy (and probably most of the Raw Superstars in the locker room from what I heard.. I have always wondered if they were most than just friends if you catch my drift lol), so she bounces around all bubbly and shit like a little kid high on sugar and caffeine. Pathetic...she should stuck with posing for Playboy...she would have been much better off.
Kristal: What about Katrina?
Layla: Katrina....you stole the victory from me last week in our triple threat match...but I guarantee you this: history will not repeat itself this week!
*the crowd showing their support of Layla*
I don't know where in the bloody hell you came from nor do I really give a flying fuck! This I do know, if you get in my way I will make damn sure that you are not leaving the ring in the same way you came in, chica! You may walk into the ring but when I am done with you, you will be carried out in a body bag with a toe tag and you can believe that shit!
Kristal: And last but not least, our "illustrious" champion Jillian Hall....
*the fans boo at the mention of Jillian*
Layla: Ah yes...Jillian Hall....I never thought I would see her outside of American Idol shows and occasional appearances as a Britney Spears but alas she has become quite the thorn in my flesh lately. I will give her credit though. Yeah, she got the best of me on a few occasions. I wonder who she had to fuck to get her title shot against me, hmm? You know how the biz works: you fuck me when I want it and I'll give you what you want, eh?Hey Kristal, Simon and K-Fed must have gotten tired of seeing her hanging outside the fence so she decided to try wrestling, huh?
*laughs a little as the fan and Kristal joins in*
Well I know you're listening, girls...I am on a collision course headed straight for your utter and complete annihilation. I am once again cementing my legacy here in Thy WWE...so get ready because things are about to change. No longer will I set by and let management and the roster at large second guess my talent and determination. I am sick and fucking tired of jobbing to these no-talent having, plastic surgeon obsessed, costume wearing, fuck anything that moves, actress/Diva wannabes. It's time for a real Diva to stand up...that Diva is me
