Post by mvp on Jul 4, 2010 18:35:22 GMT -5
The scene opens with MVP and Trish Stratus entering a black stretch limousine. just outside the New York airport. As both MVP and Trish enter the limo, a group of New Yorkers begin to yell all kinds of insults towards them. The insults grow louder and more obnoxious until MVP shut the passenger side door of the limo.
Trish: I can't believe those New Yorkers. If you ask me they need to start showing some respect to their fellow athletes. I guess they just don't know greatness when they see it.
MVP: New York? You mean the most overrated city in the entire United States? That New York? Lets hit the road. DRIVER lets get the hell out of here and to the hotel.
The driver turns the key and starts up the black stretch limousine. The wheels turn ever so slowly as the limo starts to pick up speed while exiting the airport. Finally the limo is at cruising speed and both MVP and Trish are relieved that they are away from all the rabid fans of World Wrestling Empire. MVP and Trish Stratus could finally relax, so MVP grabs a bottle of water while Trish picks up a unique champagne glass and looks in the ice box to pulls out a bottle of the finest champagne money can buy. Trish begins to pour the expensive champagne into her glass and takes a sip. After she sips that sweet champagne Trish and MVP are ready to talk some business and other things as well.
Trish: Now that we are away from those classless yahoos, we can finally talk business. By the way what else you were saying about New York Montel?
MVP: Besides New York being overrated, this town has no idea how to properly treat there beloved athletes much less an MVP caliber athlete such as myself. Allow me to explain. Take Brett Farve when he was with the New York Jets. The whole media was on his case the whole season and ran him out of town. Now he is on a much better football team and the day he got out of New York probably was the happiest day of his life. Worst of all, this is suppose to be a big market for basketball right? What do these idiots in New York spend their money on? No talent bums such as Jerome James and the eating machine of the NBA Eddy Curry. By the way, why would athletes would want to come here? They let precious talent go unnoticed and that's why the Knicks will never get MVP's such as myself, Lebron James, Dwayne Wade, or any mega star to represent them. It would be the perfect place for someone like D-lo Brown.
Trish: You know your absolutely right as always MVP. The only bad thing is that you didn't win the Royal Rumble in your hometown of Miami Florida.
MVP: I'm surprised that the Big Show actually eliminated me from the matchup. The guy obviously didn't meet the limits for percentage of body fat in order to compete in the Royal Rumble, so he shouldn't of been in the match to begin with.
Trish: OK enough talk about guys on the B brand of World Wrestling Empire. Let's focus on the present. While you were busy with the Royal Rumble, I was hard at work getting you an opportunity to make an impact. I got you a match tonight. Even though it is not a shot at CM Punk's WWE championship. I got you the next best thing. A shot at the Celtic championship.
MVP has a confused look on his faces wondering what his sports agent Trish Stratus is talking about.
MVP: Celtic championship? Now what the hell is a Celtic championship?
Trish takes a sip of her sweet champagne, cocks her head back then looks directly at MVP to explain.
Trish: Basically Sheamus merged the US and IC titles into one. I also talked to Vince and found out who you will be facing.
MVP: And what shameful scrub will I have the privilege of humiliating?
Trish: Actually you have four opponents.
MVP: Let me get this straight, you booked me in a title match with four other scrubs. I'm curious to know who these scrubs are.
Trish: D-lo Brown, Cody Rhodes, Rob Van Dam and AJ Styles. Just think of this as a golden opportunity to become a champion.
MVP: Well it looks like Cody Rhodes to glory will come to a dead end. Oh and there is Rob Van Dam and the phenomenally overrated AJ Styles. This is suppose to be a five way match right?
Trish: Yeah, first pinfall or submission wins. Oh and that's not all I have learned. I learned that AJ Styles also has an agent. It just some loser off the street somewhere that AJ Styles used pocket change to pay for his services. Not only that, but AJ Styles actually had the nerve to say this.
Trish Stratus puts her cell phone on speaker and plays a comment about what AJ Styles had to say.
....and MVP....
AJ: Whoa! A curveball by management. He's a punk, plain and simple. He ripped the sleeves off his jumpsuit to revitalize his career. I'll rip off the sleeves of his career and end it. Whatta joke...
MVP: You gotta be kidding me right? I think AJ Styles had made one too many leaps of the top rope and crashed and burned. Apparently the letter M V P are a foreign concept to AJ Styles, because he will never be a most valuable player in his sport or any sport, much less any kind of a champion.
Trish finishes off her glass of champagne as the limo comes to a complete stop. The driver turns the key silencing the engine while the driver opens his door to make his way to let MVP and Trish out of the stretch black limousine.
Trish: Well we are finally here and its about damn time.
The driver begins to let MVP and Trish out of the limousine as both stop out at the exact same time. Both MVP and Trish Stratus look up and see the luxurious hotel they will be staying at. A hotel that no other wrestler could afford to stay at.
Trish: Oh yeah what about you last opponent Rob Van Damn.
MVP: You mean the guy that calls himself the whole fn show? The man who has a finisher called the five star frog splash, that guy?
Trish: Yeah the guy that totally ripped off Jean Claude Van Dam's real name. What a loser.
MVP: Not only that, but he far from a five star athlete. Just listen to his new catchphrase, RVD 4:20 says I just smoked your ass. What kind of example is he setting for the whole world? A bad one. Isn't he staying at Motel 6? Apparently someone forgot to turn on the light in Rob Van Dams head if there was one. In other words he is no where near being a five star person. He just a wanna be action star awaiting a role in a one star movie. Tonight when the starting introductions take place and the bright lights are turned on all they can talk about stepping stones, being the whole show, or claiming victory tonight. As far as I know champions don't talk about what they are going to do and I don't just talk about making plays, I actually will be making them.
MVP and Trish enter the luxurious hotel to check in and begin to prep for MVP golden opportunity at a championship.
Trish: I can't believe those New Yorkers. If you ask me they need to start showing some respect to their fellow athletes. I guess they just don't know greatness when they see it.
MVP: New York? You mean the most overrated city in the entire United States? That New York? Lets hit the road. DRIVER lets get the hell out of here and to the hotel.
The driver turns the key and starts up the black stretch limousine. The wheels turn ever so slowly as the limo starts to pick up speed while exiting the airport. Finally the limo is at cruising speed and both MVP and Trish are relieved that they are away from all the rabid fans of World Wrestling Empire. MVP and Trish Stratus could finally relax, so MVP grabs a bottle of water while Trish picks up a unique champagne glass and looks in the ice box to pulls out a bottle of the finest champagne money can buy. Trish begins to pour the expensive champagne into her glass and takes a sip. After she sips that sweet champagne Trish and MVP are ready to talk some business and other things as well.
Trish: Now that we are away from those classless yahoos, we can finally talk business. By the way what else you were saying about New York Montel?
MVP: Besides New York being overrated, this town has no idea how to properly treat there beloved athletes much less an MVP caliber athlete such as myself. Allow me to explain. Take Brett Farve when he was with the New York Jets. The whole media was on his case the whole season and ran him out of town. Now he is on a much better football team and the day he got out of New York probably was the happiest day of his life. Worst of all, this is suppose to be a big market for basketball right? What do these idiots in New York spend their money on? No talent bums such as Jerome James and the eating machine of the NBA Eddy Curry. By the way, why would athletes would want to come here? They let precious talent go unnoticed and that's why the Knicks will never get MVP's such as myself, Lebron James, Dwayne Wade, or any mega star to represent them. It would be the perfect place for someone like D-lo Brown.
Trish: You know your absolutely right as always MVP. The only bad thing is that you didn't win the Royal Rumble in your hometown of Miami Florida.
MVP: I'm surprised that the Big Show actually eliminated me from the matchup. The guy obviously didn't meet the limits for percentage of body fat in order to compete in the Royal Rumble, so he shouldn't of been in the match to begin with.
Trish: OK enough talk about guys on the B brand of World Wrestling Empire. Let's focus on the present. While you were busy with the Royal Rumble, I was hard at work getting you an opportunity to make an impact. I got you a match tonight. Even though it is not a shot at CM Punk's WWE championship. I got you the next best thing. A shot at the Celtic championship.
MVP has a confused look on his faces wondering what his sports agent Trish Stratus is talking about.
MVP: Celtic championship? Now what the hell is a Celtic championship?
Trish takes a sip of her sweet champagne, cocks her head back then looks directly at MVP to explain.
Trish: Basically Sheamus merged the US and IC titles into one. I also talked to Vince and found out who you will be facing.
MVP: And what shameful scrub will I have the privilege of humiliating?
Trish: Actually you have four opponents.
MVP: Let me get this straight, you booked me in a title match with four other scrubs. I'm curious to know who these scrubs are.
Trish: D-lo Brown, Cody Rhodes, Rob Van Dam and AJ Styles. Just think of this as a golden opportunity to become a champion.
MVP: Well it looks like Cody Rhodes to glory will come to a dead end. Oh and there is Rob Van Dam and the phenomenally overrated AJ Styles. This is suppose to be a five way match right?
Trish: Yeah, first pinfall or submission wins. Oh and that's not all I have learned. I learned that AJ Styles also has an agent. It just some loser off the street somewhere that AJ Styles used pocket change to pay for his services. Not only that, but AJ Styles actually had the nerve to say this.
Trish Stratus puts her cell phone on speaker and plays a comment about what AJ Styles had to say.
....and MVP....
AJ: Whoa! A curveball by management. He's a punk, plain and simple. He ripped the sleeves off his jumpsuit to revitalize his career. I'll rip off the sleeves of his career and end it. Whatta joke...
MVP: You gotta be kidding me right? I think AJ Styles had made one too many leaps of the top rope and crashed and burned. Apparently the letter M V P are a foreign concept to AJ Styles, because he will never be a most valuable player in his sport or any sport, much less any kind of a champion.
Trish finishes off her glass of champagne as the limo comes to a complete stop. The driver turns the key silencing the engine while the driver opens his door to make his way to let MVP and Trish out of the stretch black limousine.
Trish: Well we are finally here and its about damn time.
The driver begins to let MVP and Trish out of the limousine as both stop out at the exact same time. Both MVP and Trish Stratus look up and see the luxurious hotel they will be staying at. A hotel that no other wrestler could afford to stay at.
Trish: Oh yeah what about you last opponent Rob Van Damn.
MVP: You mean the guy that calls himself the whole fn show? The man who has a finisher called the five star frog splash, that guy?
Trish: Yeah the guy that totally ripped off Jean Claude Van Dam's real name. What a loser.
MVP: Not only that, but he far from a five star athlete. Just listen to his new catchphrase, RVD 4:20 says I just smoked your ass. What kind of example is he setting for the whole world? A bad one. Isn't he staying at Motel 6? Apparently someone forgot to turn on the light in Rob Van Dams head if there was one. In other words he is no where near being a five star person. He just a wanna be action star awaiting a role in a one star movie. Tonight when the starting introductions take place and the bright lights are turned on all they can talk about stepping stones, being the whole show, or claiming victory tonight. As far as I know champions don't talk about what they are going to do and I don't just talk about making plays, I actually will be making them.
MVP and Trish enter the luxurious hotel to check in and begin to prep for MVP golden opportunity at a championship.
