Post by saveus on Jul 4, 2010 16:37:08 GMT -5
The scene opens with a shot of the sold out crowd in the Raw-Zone. The crowd is littered with Rob Van Dam's brand new T-shirt. The sold out crowd erupts in cheers as they hear familiar music.
The crowd cheers even louder as Rob Van Dam appears on the stage wearing a vintage EC F'N W T-shirt and carrying a steel folding chair. He makes his way down the entrance ramp and comes to a halt halfway down and does his ceremonial Rob Van Dam taunt.
King: Thats classic RVD Ross. He worries about entertaining the crowd entirely to much. In my book thats what cost him the rumble on Sunday.
JR: King, so what if RVD didn't win the rumble he still came out and put on an impressive showing eliminating three other superstars, and one of them was Big Show.
Rob Van Dam continues making his way down the ramp as he walks back to the time keepers table and grabs a microphone. He brings the microphone up to his mouth as he starts to talk as he enters the ring still carrying the folding chair.
RVD: One of the reasons I came out here was to apologize for my performance in the royal rumble. I let the fans down, I let Paul down, and worst of all I let my self down. Sunday I truly wasn't the the Whole Fucking Show.
King: Looks like RVD is finally realizing that he isn't as good as he thinks he is.
JR: King I remember you back in the day being awfully confidant in yourself just like RVD.
King: Ross I was nothing like RVD.
RVD: Which leads to the other reason I came out here tonight. I guess my time away from the ring made me soft, and me being eliminated in the rumble made me realize that. So I came out here to tell the Thy WWE universe that I'm going back to my old Hardcore ECW style. But just stating that doesn't make the impact that I wanted to make, so i'm going to give everybody a little example tonight.
The crowd starts to chant ECW as Rob Van Dam drops the microphone and slides out of the ring with his steel chair. RVD makes his way towards the announcers table.
King: Whats that degenerate doing over here.
JR: I don't know King but it looks like he has bad intentions.
RVD stands in front of the announcers table looking at King with the folding chair in still in his hands. The crowd continues to chant ECW as RVD raises the chair above his head and nails King in the head opening him up. JR gets out of the way as RVD strips the announce table of the pads and monitors. Rob then picks up a bloody King by the head and rolls him onto the announce table. RVD gets onto the apron and climbs up on the turnbuckle. Standing on top of the turnbuckle RVD once again does his ceremonial RVD taunt. The crowd continues to go crazy as RVD jumps off the turnbuckle doing the Five Star Frog Splash landing on King crashing through the announce table. Both RVD and King roll around in agony as the EMT's bring out a stretcher for King. RVD stands up holding his stomach and grabs a microphone and rolls into the ring.
RVD: Now thats what I'm talking about. From now on my in ring performance will be no limits. On Monday I will be facing four other men for a "Celtic" title shot. I will wipe the floor with my opponents and then claim whats rightfully mine. The Intercontinental I mean "Celtic" title.
RVD starts to walk out of the ring but stops and turns around looking at the EMT's working on King.
RVD: One more thing, King. RVD 4:20 just smoked your ass.
end of rp
The crowd cheers even louder as Rob Van Dam appears on the stage wearing a vintage EC F'N W T-shirt and carrying a steel folding chair. He makes his way down the entrance ramp and comes to a halt halfway down and does his ceremonial Rob Van Dam taunt.
King: Thats classic RVD Ross. He worries about entertaining the crowd entirely to much. In my book thats what cost him the rumble on Sunday.
JR: King, so what if RVD didn't win the rumble he still came out and put on an impressive showing eliminating three other superstars, and one of them was Big Show.
Rob Van Dam continues making his way down the ramp as he walks back to the time keepers table and grabs a microphone. He brings the microphone up to his mouth as he starts to talk as he enters the ring still carrying the folding chair.
RVD: One of the reasons I came out here was to apologize for my performance in the royal rumble. I let the fans down, I let Paul down, and worst of all I let my self down. Sunday I truly wasn't the the Whole Fucking Show.
King: Looks like RVD is finally realizing that he isn't as good as he thinks he is.
JR: King I remember you back in the day being awfully confidant in yourself just like RVD.
King: Ross I was nothing like RVD.
RVD: Which leads to the other reason I came out here tonight. I guess my time away from the ring made me soft, and me being eliminated in the rumble made me realize that. So I came out here to tell the Thy WWE universe that I'm going back to my old Hardcore ECW style. But just stating that doesn't make the impact that I wanted to make, so i'm going to give everybody a little example tonight.
The crowd starts to chant ECW as Rob Van Dam drops the microphone and slides out of the ring with his steel chair. RVD makes his way towards the announcers table.
King: Whats that degenerate doing over here.
JR: I don't know King but it looks like he has bad intentions.
RVD stands in front of the announcers table looking at King with the folding chair in still in his hands. The crowd continues to chant ECW as RVD raises the chair above his head and nails King in the head opening him up. JR gets out of the way as RVD strips the announce table of the pads and monitors. Rob then picks up a bloody King by the head and rolls him onto the announce table. RVD gets onto the apron and climbs up on the turnbuckle. Standing on top of the turnbuckle RVD once again does his ceremonial RVD taunt. The crowd continues to go crazy as RVD jumps off the turnbuckle doing the Five Star Frog Splash landing on King crashing through the announce table. Both RVD and King roll around in agony as the EMT's bring out a stretcher for King. RVD stands up holding his stomach and grabs a microphone and rolls into the ring.
RVD: Now thats what I'm talking about. From now on my in ring performance will be no limits. On Monday I will be facing four other men for a "Celtic" title shot. I will wipe the floor with my opponents and then claim whats rightfully mine. The Intercontinental I mean "Celtic" title.
RVD starts to walk out of the ring but stops and turns around looking at the EMT's working on King.
RVD: One more thing, King. RVD 4:20 just smoked your ass.
end of rp
