Post by Robert Garrett on Mar 29, 2016 19:39:01 GMT -5
As the action comes to a break during THY WWE's presentation of RAW the scene lights up to show Burris Troy standing next to The Natural One. Both men dressed up in nice suits while Garrett is toying with his hair.
Burris: Ladies and gentlemen, I am standing here with THY WWE's one and only movie star, "The Natural One" Robert Garrett. Robert, how are you doing tonight?
Do you really need to ask such a stupid question Brutus? Everyone in the arena knows how I am doing right now, Im anything but in a good mood. Is this really what you are paid to do? Because hell, I could do a better job than this. Here, let me ask you a question Trey. How does it feel to be standing in the presence of real greatness? You know, not just a character or an act but full fledged, no holds barred greatness.
The name is actually Burris... Burris Troy. But we will step aside from that for now, the THY WWE universe wants to know, how do you feel about what happened two weeks ago on RAW when you stepped up against the very man who signs your paychecks?
How do I feel? HOW DO I FEEL!? I feel like I got royally screwed out of a title that is MINE. Wait, you mean to tell me thats not a feeling?? Oh right that is exactly what happened. Trey, I am the reason this place is still breathing. The Bastard knows that damn good and well, and he just showed that a few weeks ago. He resorted to the only thing he can do in cheating, and why? Because he is scared of me. He ran his mouth and talked about how he would beat me to a pulp, and when it came down to it he had his little lackey keep that from happening. He knew that when I beat him, I would be set to once again be the InterNational champion because I AM that damn good. Then when you look at it on paper, that leaves the NEW Age with virtually no power in this place. Blade is the THY WWE champion, and I would be the InterNational champion and that leaves them with no gold. No say in what the crowd gets to see, and that terrifies them. Hell, just look at how he got himself to be the owner. He cheated. Plain and simple, the coward once again had is little slaves beat down Vince and allow him to get an easy pin.
That leads us to my next question, What do you think of tonights main event? Bob Cena who is the current InterNational champion, going up against Blade for the THY WWE championship?
Brutus, this whole thing is just a ploy for a power hungry little man. You seem to have left out the part that it is a special guest referee match. And would you just look at who the ref is? Oh that's right, The Bastard. He is scared of anyone powerful enough to go at them. You know, I may not like Blade but I respect him. He saved me from what could have been an ugly beatdown. Right after he came out you notice that the New Age decided they were done. THEY. ARE. SCARED. They know what can be done when they try and get involved with the wrong people. Just know that I am going to be watching that match very closely, because I am getting my rematch against Cena even if I have to force it out of him.
Well, what do you have to say about Bob Cena?
He is a coward, and that is something I cant like or respect. He cheated to get the belt off me, and cheated again to keep me from facing him again. Look at the second week I was here, I beat him. There are no ifs, ands, or buts about it, I pinned him in the middle of the ring. He knows that if it comes down to it, I will be raising my hand in victory with that belt around my waist. I am the best this business has to offer, and I prove it every week. I also want to take a second to openly say this straight to the man himself. Bobby, do you really want to be known as The Bastards bitch for the rest of your life? Or do you want to be known as the man who gave it all in the ring? Because you and I both know that I deserve a rematch. You say that you want to do what is best for your family, but yet you arent willing to put your money where your mouth is. I say this, you want a match you know where to find me. Anywhere and anytime, I will be ready for you. But if you dont, well like I already said, enjoy being a bitch.
Robert winks at the camera with a little smirk before Burris speaks up with his next question
And now about your match tonight, are you ready for the handicap match against Steve Blackman and Troy Motor?
Haven't you learned already? I was born ready for stuff like this. You know, its going to be a challenge but it is one that I dont have a problem with. I have beaten Motor already and Blackman? Well he is just a lackey to The Bastard. Ive never seen somebody ride someones dick as much as this guy does, and down forget Im from Hollywood. Steve, Troy, just be ready for this match, because when I once again beat the New Age it is going to be hell to pay.
And that is all the time we have here, we have been talking with The Natural One Robert Garrett. Back to ringside!
Robert Garrett walks past Burris as the scene fades out.
(OOC: Again sorry for the late RP, hope this is good!)
Burris: Ladies and gentlemen, I am standing here with THY WWE's one and only movie star, "The Natural One" Robert Garrett. Robert, how are you doing tonight?
Do you really need to ask such a stupid question Brutus? Everyone in the arena knows how I am doing right now, Im anything but in a good mood. Is this really what you are paid to do? Because hell, I could do a better job than this. Here, let me ask you a question Trey. How does it feel to be standing in the presence of real greatness? You know, not just a character or an act but full fledged, no holds barred greatness.
The name is actually Burris... Burris Troy. But we will step aside from that for now, the THY WWE universe wants to know, how do you feel about what happened two weeks ago on RAW when you stepped up against the very man who signs your paychecks?
How do I feel? HOW DO I FEEL!? I feel like I got royally screwed out of a title that is MINE. Wait, you mean to tell me thats not a feeling?? Oh right that is exactly what happened. Trey, I am the reason this place is still breathing. The Bastard knows that damn good and well, and he just showed that a few weeks ago. He resorted to the only thing he can do in cheating, and why? Because he is scared of me. He ran his mouth and talked about how he would beat me to a pulp, and when it came down to it he had his little lackey keep that from happening. He knew that when I beat him, I would be set to once again be the InterNational champion because I AM that damn good. Then when you look at it on paper, that leaves the NEW Age with virtually no power in this place. Blade is the THY WWE champion, and I would be the InterNational champion and that leaves them with no gold. No say in what the crowd gets to see, and that terrifies them. Hell, just look at how he got himself to be the owner. He cheated. Plain and simple, the coward once again had is little slaves beat down Vince and allow him to get an easy pin.
That leads us to my next question, What do you think of tonights main event? Bob Cena who is the current InterNational champion, going up against Blade for the THY WWE championship?
Brutus, this whole thing is just a ploy for a power hungry little man. You seem to have left out the part that it is a special guest referee match. And would you just look at who the ref is? Oh that's right, The Bastard. He is scared of anyone powerful enough to go at them. You know, I may not like Blade but I respect him. He saved me from what could have been an ugly beatdown. Right after he came out you notice that the New Age decided they were done. THEY. ARE. SCARED. They know what can be done when they try and get involved with the wrong people. Just know that I am going to be watching that match very closely, because I am getting my rematch against Cena even if I have to force it out of him.
Well, what do you have to say about Bob Cena?
He is a coward, and that is something I cant like or respect. He cheated to get the belt off me, and cheated again to keep me from facing him again. Look at the second week I was here, I beat him. There are no ifs, ands, or buts about it, I pinned him in the middle of the ring. He knows that if it comes down to it, I will be raising my hand in victory with that belt around my waist. I am the best this business has to offer, and I prove it every week. I also want to take a second to openly say this straight to the man himself. Bobby, do you really want to be known as The Bastards bitch for the rest of your life? Or do you want to be known as the man who gave it all in the ring? Because you and I both know that I deserve a rematch. You say that you want to do what is best for your family, but yet you arent willing to put your money where your mouth is. I say this, you want a match you know where to find me. Anywhere and anytime, I will be ready for you. But if you dont, well like I already said, enjoy being a bitch.
Robert winks at the camera with a little smirk before Burris speaks up with his next question
And now about your match tonight, are you ready for the handicap match against Steve Blackman and Troy Motor?
Haven't you learned already? I was born ready for stuff like this. You know, its going to be a challenge but it is one that I dont have a problem with. I have beaten Motor already and Blackman? Well he is just a lackey to The Bastard. Ive never seen somebody ride someones dick as much as this guy does, and down forget Im from Hollywood. Steve, Troy, just be ready for this match, because when I once again beat the New Age it is going to be hell to pay.
And that is all the time we have here, we have been talking with The Natural One Robert Garrett. Back to ringside!
Robert Garrett walks past Burris as the scene fades out.
(OOC: Again sorry for the late RP, hope this is good!)
