Post by Vince McMahon on Sept 19, 2013 22:02:52 GMT -5
Thy WWE Presents: Monday Night RAW 115
Live at Ford Field, Detroit, Michigan
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Match 1: Dean Ambrose/Harkore Comley(The Renegades) Vs Mr. Swag-A-Licious/Sir Lucious Leftfoot (Team Swagfoot)
Tornado Tag Team
“We Live 2 Get Funky” by Prince blasts out first over the arena speakers as the lights dim and two spotlights light up on top of the stage. When they return to full brightness, we can see Sir Luscious Leftfoot standing with his back to the fans, while Swag is knuckling around the stage, slapping the metal and pretending to be a gorilla. With the two funk masters is Mentally Ill’s massive sea cow of a girlfriend in Rashanda. Rashanda is nibbling on a giant turkey leg while breathing heavily and sweating quite profusely. Leftfoot then turns and motions for them all to head down to the ring, on the way down the ramp, a camera pans in close to Leftfoot and he smiles.
Leftfoot: Ay panty hose! I gots da real Precious you sorry ass nigga! You wish you had a bad bitch like dis…
The trio gets down to ringside and we see Leftfoot swat Rashanda on the butt and then get hypnotized for a moment at the cellulite as it jiggles. He then gets inside of the ring while Swag hops on the apron and climbs the turnbuckles, continuing to pretend to be a monkey as he hops off the top turnbuckle with a war cry and lands next to Leftfoot who is now standing inside of the ring looking towards the top of the stage. The theme song of the Renegades comes on over the speakers and we first see Hardkore Comley walk out onto the top of the stage. But where is Dean Ambrose?
In the ring we see Swag try to take a bite out of Rashanda’s turkey leg, but she instead bops him over the head. Leftfoot meanwhile asks for a microphone and has to stifle his chuckling before looking up towards Comley and starting to speak.
Leftfoot: Ay Cum-on-me, peep dis nigga! It lookin likes you go have to come and get it all by yo-self ya dig. My nigga Detective M. Ill was on da scene in da back doin some of dats private investigatin ya dig. He peeped dis here interestin video footage of yo boy Big-Nose on some weird shit, peep it for ya self, ya dig.
Comley just looks perplexed as a video comes on the big screen. In it we can see Dean Ambrose standing in a darkened corner of the Thy WWE divas locker room. But wait a second? What the hell?
We see Dean Ambrose dressing himself in full drag queen attire, complete with the absurd amounts of make-up, women’s clothing, the whole nine yards.
Dean Ambrose: Who says only girls can be divas! Holla if ya hear me sistas…you looking at a real FABULOUS diva bitch right here…and the winner of the Ascension Rumble…
Those other hookers aint got nothing on me!
I think Comley, Swag, Leftfoot and every other fan watching are all sharing the same thought.
Yuck.
Dean Ambrose: I don’t need to go lower myself in some meaningless tag match, I am the greatest thing to happen on the face of this earth.
I need to party, let’s get it girls!
--SNAP—
Completing his transformation from Dean into Denise, with a storm of glittering homosexuality, we see Denise Ambrose walk by a visibly shocked Ducati Mami as the footage ends and the arena big screen goes black.
Um…yeah?
Leftfoot starts to nod while Swag is preoccupied with trying to climb Rashanda as the realization dawns on Comley that he is going to have to go it alone. Nodding to himself, Comley charges the ring as the referee orders Rashanda to leave. Swag looks sad for a second, but then remembers why he was out there in the first place as Comley slides inside. The bell rings, making this now handicap match underway, and we see Swag throw a punch, but Comley ducks it and throws a sweet looking dropkick which knocks Swag backwards and out of the ring next to Rashanda, instead of trying to get back inside of the ring though, we see Swag start to curl up next to Rashanda and go to sleep?
Seriously?
Leftfoot and Comley stare at one another, then they look to the outside and then Leftfoot and Comley go back to staring each other down again and begin to circle each other. The two of them continue to circle each other looking for that perfect opportunity to strike. Leftfoot and Comley go for a neck and elbow tie up and they go to a test of strength as they try to push each other to see who’s more dominate. Leftfoot finds his footing and refused to budge but neither does Comley. Comley tries to man power it again, but this time Leftfoot finds the right footing at the right moment and manages to get the necessary leverage to push back Comley into the turnbuckle. Leftfoot lunges after the toppling superstar, attempting to capitalize on the momentum; Leftfoot charges forward with a shoulder thrust that plants him into the turnbuckle. Leftfoot continues with the assault as he lays it on Comley with more shoulder thrusts. He connects with a third and fourth shoulder thrust. After the fifth shoulder thrust Leftfoot strides towards the center of the ring and gets into a crouching position.
He launches himself towards Comley, attempting a spear. At the last second Comley manages to side step Leftfoot and uses Leftfoot’s momentum against him and lets him come crashing into the turnbuckle. Comley takes a hold of Leftfoot’s head and brings him in for a reverse DDT that plants Leftfoot on the canvas. Comley takes hold of Leftfoot and put him into a chokehold. Leftfoot begins to gasp for breath now as Leftfoot begins to claw at Comley’s cinched in arm. The lights begin to fade and Leftfoot’s vision begins to become blurry as Comley continues to apply the pressure to Leftfoot’s neck. Leftfoot takes a different approach and begins to elbow Comley into his gut. Leftfoot continues to deliver elbow after elbow until Comley’s strength begins to diminish and his hold on the neck begins to loosen. Leftfoot takes this moment and capitalizes on it by forcing the arm of his neck. Leftfoot elbows Comley again and begins assaulting him with left and right hooks to Comley’s gut. Comley staggers backwards and Leftfoot capitalizes by launching himself with a huge clothesline that sends the both of them to the canvas with Leftfoot landing on top. Leftfoot gathers his strength and stands back up dragging his downed opponent back to his feet. Leftfoot attempts to connect with a T-Bone Suplex. Comley goes into the air and comes down and Leftfoot connects the move that sends Comley tumbling to the Canvas.
On the outside of the ring we can see Rashanda tap Swag on the shoulder, and then shake him hard. Like a majestic eagle closing in on his prey, we can hear Swag let out an earth shattering war cry as he jumps to his feet and snatches the turkey leg from Rashanda.
Swag: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME RUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN
Swag then jumps onto the turnbuckle armed with Rashanda’s turkey leg as she gets pissed.
You never mess with Rashanda’s turkey leg.
We see Leftfoot telling Swag to get Comley, so Swag stands up on top of the turnbuckle and as Comley starts to get up, Swag jumps off…but he ends up bonking Leftfoot over the head with the turkey leg which knocks him down to the mat out cold. The ring then starts to tremble slightly as they see the she beast slowly climbing up the stairs to get into the ring. Swag looks confused at striking Leftfoot instead of Comley, he doesn’t have long to contemplate it though as Comley pounces on Swag and plants him flush with a Brogue Kick. Swag ends up paying double the price as he also gets plowed by the charging she beast Rashanda and waffled into the corner so hard that the ring shakes.
Is this the Three Stooges?
I think this is why everybody hates Swag and Leftfoot…
The official just starts to shake his head, as does Comley for a second before taking Leftfoot and positioning him for The Dead End. Wasting no time, we see Comley spike Leftfoot into the mat with The Dead End and hook the leg—1…2…3.
Mercifully, this is over.
Thank God.
Winner: Hardkore Comley
Forsaking the arm raise, we see Hardkore just exit the ring and walk up the ramp in disgust. Disgusted with his pathetic excuse of a narcissist partner, and disgusted with the lack of real competition that got put in front of him. Once he disappears, the show goes to a commercial break.
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Live at Ford Field, Detroit, Michigan
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Match 1: Dean Ambrose/Harkore Comley(The Renegades) Vs Mr. Swag-A-Licious/Sir Lucious Leftfoot (Team Swagfoot)
Tornado Tag Team
“We Live 2 Get Funky” by Prince blasts out first over the arena speakers as the lights dim and two spotlights light up on top of the stage. When they return to full brightness, we can see Sir Luscious Leftfoot standing with his back to the fans, while Swag is knuckling around the stage, slapping the metal and pretending to be a gorilla. With the two funk masters is Mentally Ill’s massive sea cow of a girlfriend in Rashanda. Rashanda is nibbling on a giant turkey leg while breathing heavily and sweating quite profusely. Leftfoot then turns and motions for them all to head down to the ring, on the way down the ramp, a camera pans in close to Leftfoot and he smiles.
Leftfoot: Ay panty hose! I gots da real Precious you sorry ass nigga! You wish you had a bad bitch like dis…
The trio gets down to ringside and we see Leftfoot swat Rashanda on the butt and then get hypnotized for a moment at the cellulite as it jiggles. He then gets inside of the ring while Swag hops on the apron and climbs the turnbuckles, continuing to pretend to be a monkey as he hops off the top turnbuckle with a war cry and lands next to Leftfoot who is now standing inside of the ring looking towards the top of the stage. The theme song of the Renegades comes on over the speakers and we first see Hardkore Comley walk out onto the top of the stage. But where is Dean Ambrose?
In the ring we see Swag try to take a bite out of Rashanda’s turkey leg, but she instead bops him over the head. Leftfoot meanwhile asks for a microphone and has to stifle his chuckling before looking up towards Comley and starting to speak.
Leftfoot: Ay Cum-on-me, peep dis nigga! It lookin likes you go have to come and get it all by yo-self ya dig. My nigga Detective M. Ill was on da scene in da back doin some of dats private investigatin ya dig. He peeped dis here interestin video footage of yo boy Big-Nose on some weird shit, peep it for ya self, ya dig.
Comley just looks perplexed as a video comes on the big screen. In it we can see Dean Ambrose standing in a darkened corner of the Thy WWE divas locker room. But wait a second? What the hell?
We see Dean Ambrose dressing himself in full drag queen attire, complete with the absurd amounts of make-up, women’s clothing, the whole nine yards.
Dean Ambrose: Who says only girls can be divas! Holla if ya hear me sistas…you looking at a real FABULOUS diva bitch right here…and the winner of the Ascension Rumble…
Those other hookers aint got nothing on me!
I think Comley, Swag, Leftfoot and every other fan watching are all sharing the same thought.
Yuck.
Dean Ambrose: I don’t need to go lower myself in some meaningless tag match, I am the greatest thing to happen on the face of this earth.
I need to party, let’s get it girls!
--SNAP—
Completing his transformation from Dean into Denise, with a storm of glittering homosexuality, we see Denise Ambrose walk by a visibly shocked Ducati Mami as the footage ends and the arena big screen goes black.
Um…yeah?
Leftfoot starts to nod while Swag is preoccupied with trying to climb Rashanda as the realization dawns on Comley that he is going to have to go it alone. Nodding to himself, Comley charges the ring as the referee orders Rashanda to leave. Swag looks sad for a second, but then remembers why he was out there in the first place as Comley slides inside. The bell rings, making this now handicap match underway, and we see Swag throw a punch, but Comley ducks it and throws a sweet looking dropkick which knocks Swag backwards and out of the ring next to Rashanda, instead of trying to get back inside of the ring though, we see Swag start to curl up next to Rashanda and go to sleep?
Seriously?
Leftfoot and Comley stare at one another, then they look to the outside and then Leftfoot and Comley go back to staring each other down again and begin to circle each other. The two of them continue to circle each other looking for that perfect opportunity to strike. Leftfoot and Comley go for a neck and elbow tie up and they go to a test of strength as they try to push each other to see who’s more dominate. Leftfoot finds his footing and refused to budge but neither does Comley. Comley tries to man power it again, but this time Leftfoot finds the right footing at the right moment and manages to get the necessary leverage to push back Comley into the turnbuckle. Leftfoot lunges after the toppling superstar, attempting to capitalize on the momentum; Leftfoot charges forward with a shoulder thrust that plants him into the turnbuckle. Leftfoot continues with the assault as he lays it on Comley with more shoulder thrusts. He connects with a third and fourth shoulder thrust. After the fifth shoulder thrust Leftfoot strides towards the center of the ring and gets into a crouching position.
He launches himself towards Comley, attempting a spear. At the last second Comley manages to side step Leftfoot and uses Leftfoot’s momentum against him and lets him come crashing into the turnbuckle. Comley takes a hold of Leftfoot’s head and brings him in for a reverse DDT that plants Leftfoot on the canvas. Comley takes hold of Leftfoot and put him into a chokehold. Leftfoot begins to gasp for breath now as Leftfoot begins to claw at Comley’s cinched in arm. The lights begin to fade and Leftfoot’s vision begins to become blurry as Comley continues to apply the pressure to Leftfoot’s neck. Leftfoot takes a different approach and begins to elbow Comley into his gut. Leftfoot continues to deliver elbow after elbow until Comley’s strength begins to diminish and his hold on the neck begins to loosen. Leftfoot takes this moment and capitalizes on it by forcing the arm of his neck. Leftfoot elbows Comley again and begins assaulting him with left and right hooks to Comley’s gut. Comley staggers backwards and Leftfoot capitalizes by launching himself with a huge clothesline that sends the both of them to the canvas with Leftfoot landing on top. Leftfoot gathers his strength and stands back up dragging his downed opponent back to his feet. Leftfoot attempts to connect with a T-Bone Suplex. Comley goes into the air and comes down and Leftfoot connects the move that sends Comley tumbling to the Canvas.
On the outside of the ring we can see Rashanda tap Swag on the shoulder, and then shake him hard. Like a majestic eagle closing in on his prey, we can hear Swag let out an earth shattering war cry as he jumps to his feet and snatches the turkey leg from Rashanda.
Swag: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME RUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN
Swag then jumps onto the turnbuckle armed with Rashanda’s turkey leg as she gets pissed.
You never mess with Rashanda’s turkey leg.
We see Leftfoot telling Swag to get Comley, so Swag stands up on top of the turnbuckle and as Comley starts to get up, Swag jumps off…but he ends up bonking Leftfoot over the head with the turkey leg which knocks him down to the mat out cold. The ring then starts to tremble slightly as they see the she beast slowly climbing up the stairs to get into the ring. Swag looks confused at striking Leftfoot instead of Comley, he doesn’t have long to contemplate it though as Comley pounces on Swag and plants him flush with a Brogue Kick. Swag ends up paying double the price as he also gets plowed by the charging she beast Rashanda and waffled into the corner so hard that the ring shakes.
Is this the Three Stooges?
I think this is why everybody hates Swag and Leftfoot…
The official just starts to shake his head, as does Comley for a second before taking Leftfoot and positioning him for The Dead End. Wasting no time, we see Comley spike Leftfoot into the mat with The Dead End and hook the leg—1…2…3.
Mercifully, this is over.
Thank God.
Winner: Hardkore Comley
Forsaking the arm raise, we see Hardkore just exit the ring and walk up the ramp in disgust. Disgusted with his pathetic excuse of a narcissist partner, and disgusted with the lack of real competition that got put in front of him. Once he disappears, the show goes to a commercial break.
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Phil Latio: Aaaand We're back! What a match to open to show!
Don Chuckles: Dean dressed up like a woman... What is going on in our locker rooms? Ha ha.
Phil Latio: Up next we have Demmie Mae taking on Ducati Mami
Match 2:Demmie Mae vs Ducati Mami
Street Fight
Has Demmi Mae ever lost a match to a female? If so, it does not happen often. Frequent victories could lead to a certain amount of overconfidence, will that lead to her downfall tonight? We are about to find out first as we see Ducati Mami make her way out from the back. She gets a positive reaction from the fans in the arena, but the arena quickly gets silenced as they watch Demmi Mae rush out from the back and knock Mami down to the ground. Taking full advantage of the street fight rule, she hollers for the official to start the bell to be rung. The referee complies as Demmi continues to show her ferocity by kicking Mami in the stomach as she was trying to get up and then grabs her up by the hair and heaves her into a ringside barrier. Demmi kicks Mami in the stomach again, but then steps back and makes a rare mistake by pandering to the crowd. This momentary lapse in her attack gives Mami enough of a burst to throw a kick back at Demmi which staggers her backwards. It's now Mami's turn to be the ferocious one as she grabs Demmi by the hair and leads her to the ringside apron. Mami then smashes Demmi's head on the apron and then rolls her inside of the ring.
Demmi tries to roll away and get up to recover, but Mami is still on the attack as she gets inside, she charges towards Demmi and downs her with a Lou Thesz Press. Mami then pulls Demmi up and pushes her back into the corner, lifting Demmi onto the top turnbuckle, we see Mami throw a couple of punches before running over to the other side of the ring. Letting out an ear shattering shriek, we see Mami run towards Demmi in the corner and show some impressive athleticism as she rolls forward, pushes up into a hand stand and cinches her legs around the head of Demmi. We can see Mami try and flip Demmi over for a hura-can-rana, but Demmi holds her ground. Demmi then is able to reposition the legs of Mami and go for what looks like an inverted Styles Clash, but it looks like one of them slips and Demmi falls off the top rope and and lands on Mami who lands at an awkward angle.
The referee comes over and checks on Mami, but she signals that she is okay. Demmi gets up first and sees Mami still rising slowly and rolls her over for a pinfall--1...2...NO! Mami kicks out and then Demmi gets back up and pulls Mami to her feet. We can see that Mami still is slightly glossy eyed as Demmi whips her hard into a corner and then runs to the opposite end of the ring. Demmi then runs at Mami and flattens her with a leaping corner splash. Demmi then runs back and tries to repeat the move, but Mami is able to sidestep slightly and as Demmi hits nothing but turnbuckle, Mami rolls her up and the referee immediately slides in for the count--1...2...NO! Demmi kicks out. Mami slowly rises, and Demmi gets up quicker, but as she rushes at Mami, she gets taken down with a side kick. Mami then drops a leg across the throat of Demmi and then gets on her for another pinfall--1...2...NO! Demmi kicks out once again and the thought starts to dawn on Mami that she is going to have to pick it up a notch if she wants to win. Mami then tosses Demmi outside of the ring and as Demmi tries to come back, we see Mami knock her back down with a baseball slide drop kick. Demmi hits the floor mat with a thud and Mami comes out of the ring.
Mami rolls Demmi over and goes for another pinfall--1...2...NO! Demmi kicks out once again. Looking around, we see Mami eye underneath the ring and it looks like things might start to get a little more extreme. Digging under the ring we see Mami pull out a table, a kendo stick, and a STOP sign. Turning back towards Demmi, we see Mami get shocked as Demmi pops up, kicks Mami in the stomach, and hooks her over for a vertical suplex, slamming Mami hard onto the mat. We then see Demmi pick up the kendo stick and the fans in the arena cheer, not for Demmi, but for the fact that somebody is about to really get hurt. Mami tries to crawl away from Demmi and she gets her back blistered with a stiff sounding kendo stick shot. The scream that Mami lets out causes a few fans at ringside to wince, and Demmi raises the kendo stick and blisters the back of Mami once again with another shot.
Demmi then cracks Mami a third time which breaks the kendo stick, and then she looks over at the table. Deciding to get a little more extreme, we see Demmi set a table up and rig it between the ringside barrier and the ringside apron. Demmi then rolls Mami inside of the ring, going for a pinfall we see the referee slide into position--1...2...NO! Mami kicks out and we see Demmi nod almost as if she was glad that the match wasn't quite over. Demmi then leads Mami over to the ropes near the table and lifts her up, attempting to go for a vertical suplex outside of the ring. But once Mami's legs are in the air, we see her start to show signs of life and wriggle frantically. It's enough to cause Demmi to lose control and Mami is able to land on the outside apron, though still cinched in vertical suplex position. Mami then uses what very well could be her last bit of life as she reverses the hold, and lifts Demmi up and gets her into vertical suplex position. Mami then turns Demmi slightly and drops her off the apron and through the set up table with a Michinoku Driver. A pretty noticeable chant of "Holy Shit" starts as Demmi is convulsing slightly after being put through the table. The move hurt Mami as well, but she is able to muster herself onto Demmi and scream for the referee to make the count. From within the ring, the official makes the fall--1...2...3!
Oh my god...she did it. Doctors come out to check on the two divas as the show goes to a commercial break.
Winner: Ducati Mami
Phil latio: And Demmie goes down! Demmie's first lost against a women?
Don Chuckles: I think so Phil! I think so!
Phil Latio: Up next we have a good match up Jesse Neal taking on Jacob the Savior Senn!
Match 3: Jacob Senn vs Jesse Neal
Singles Match
The show comes back to life after the commercial break. The crowd is cheering as Jesse Neal's theme music begins to fade as he is inside the ring already. Neal looks excited and focused.
Phil Latio: Welcome back! During break, Jesse Neal found his way into the ring.
Don Chuckles: Neal has potential to decent here in Thy WWE but he fails to capitalize whenever given the oppurtunities.
Phil Latio: For sure.
"Savior" by Skillet plays and smoke begins to billow out onto the stage. We then see Jacob Senn arise from the bottom of the stage with his arms extended with massive ovation from the crowd. When he is completely on the stage, we see Jacob Senn look up and give a devilish smirk to the crowd.
He walks down the ramp as he hears the cheers and approval from the crowd, as he panders to the crowd and slaps their hands. He begins to walk up the steps and then walks the apron. He stops and does his signature taunt as he then enters the ring.
Don Chuckles: Jacob Senn promised he would save Thy WWE but he hasn't done anything to prove it.
Phil Latios: Words are just words without action Don!
He walks to the center of the ring, does his signature taunt again and then goes to the corner and waits for the match to begin.
The ref calls for the bell to begin to match.
DING DING DING
The match is between two veterans here in Thy World Wrestling Empire. Jesse Neal has been under contract for some time now, Senn as well. Senn would love to be able to walk into Ascension with a victory the week before. On the other hand, wins don't roll Jesse Neal's way that often, so a win here would be awesome for Jesse Neal.
Neal and Senn show their experience by counter acting everything both try to do. Senn goes for a clothesline early but Neal ducked under the arm and connected with a nicely impacted neck breaker. Neal went for the pin early, too early as the ref couldn't count to one before Senn throws his arm up for the kickout!
Phil Latio: Neal trying to steal a win here tonight with an early cover!
Don Chuckles: What a coward, trying to get it over with! Afraid Senn may destroy him in this match?
Neal picks up Senn and kicks him in the mid-section. Neal irish whips Senn to the rope. Jacob runs back at Neal to be flipped into the air and landing on his back. That hard mat doesn't feel good for sure.
Neal picks up Senn and goes to kick him in the mid section again. This time Senn grabs Neal's foot. He shakes his head and cocks a grin. Senn brings Neal in and connects with a sick looking clothesline. Senn rolls up and Neal does right after. Senn with the drop kick. He goes for the cover.
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KICKOUT!
Senn picks up Neal and kicks him in the stomach, not once but twice. Neal holding hi stomach as Senn runs at the ropes and comes back to be nailed with a Big Boot. Neal shakes his head and picks up Senn. Neal places Senn's head between his legs and lifts him up.
Phil Latio: This can't be good Don!
Don Chuckles: A man's head between another man's legs is never good Phil!
Phil Latio laughs and doesn't reply.
Neal throws Senn down with a beastly Powerbomb. Senn's head hits the mat hard as Neal goes for the cover.
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Winner: Jesse Neal!
Phil Latio: Quick exciting match Don!
Don Chuckle: I agree, Senn must be disappointed.
Phil Latio: I would be. Looks like he is the one that needs a Savior!
Both men laugh as the show goes to commercial.
COMMERCIAL BREAK!
Phil Latio: Up next we have our main event!
Don Chuckles: Scott Wilson will be taking on Blayke Rhenson.
Phil Latio: And it is going to be in a cage! This could become interesting early Don!
Main Event:Scott Wilson Vs Blayke Rhenson
Cage Match
The guitar rift of "The Charm" by Unearth blasts through the PA system as Scott Wilson steps out from the backstage area. His hood is over his head and he is trying desperately to hide his face. He walks to the ring with no fanfare and slides underneath the bottom rope and enters the ring. Getting back to a standing position he makes his way towards his perspective turnbuckle as he awaits for his opponent to come out.
“The Swedish Messiah” Blayke Rhenson comes out from the back as “Once is Enough by Fear & Faith” hits the loud speakers. Blayke makes his way down the ramp and stops at the ring. He looks at the fans in attendance and a smile forms on his face. He heaves himself up and rolls under the bottom rope. After getting into the ring he makes his way towards his respective turnbuckle.
The two superstars look above them as look at the massive steel cage that starts to descend down. As it slowly descends down the crowd roars with cheers as the wait with anticipation. Finally the cage lowers all the way to the ring and the Technics finish come in and make any necessary adjustments that need to be made. The bell for the match gets rung.
Ding…Ding…Ding…
Phil Latio: This match has just got underway ladies and gentlemen as these two up and coming superstars get a chance to shine in tonights main event.
Don Chuckles: A Steel Cage Match. We haven’t seen one in of these types of match up in a while Don. I can’t wait to see what these competitors have to offer tonight.
Scott Wilson and Blayke Rhenson go towards the center of the ring. The circle each other and wait for the right opportunity to strike. The two superstars continue to circle each other as they begin a lock up. Scott Wilson puts on a headlock but Blayke pushes him away. As Scott springs to the rope, Blayke drops to the floor and Scott jumps over him. Scott then springs off the ropes again and hits Blayke with a Shoulder Block. He then stomps on Blayke with a series of mud hole stomp. After about four mud hole stomps Scott then picks up Blayke and picks him up in a suplex position but Blayke slides down Scott’s back and begins throwing rights handed punches at him. Blayke manages to connect three shots to Scoot, but on the 4th one Scott Wilson manages to block it and hits him with a short arm clothesline. He scoops up Blayke and hits him with a Spike DDT that sends him back down into the canvas with a thud.
Blayke Rhenson attempts to get back to his feet but Scott Wilson takes him and Irish Whips him across the ring and into the steel mesh of the cage. Rhenson staggers back form the impact and staggers and Scott Wilson connects him with and Reverse DDT and plants him back down on the canvas a second time. Blayke starts crawling towards the ropes but Scott is quick to go to the offensive. He rolls Blayke over and mounts him and starts unleashing a volley of right and left handed punches to his opponent. Blayke trieds to shield the assault but the punches keep flying in from all over. Finally Scott Wilson gets off Blayke and he looks towards the cage. He starts walking towards the cage looking to climb it but Blake is starting to get back to his feet already. Scott Wilson charges towards Blayke Rhenson, but misses as Blayke side steps his opponent and lets him crash into the steel mesh behind him
Scott Wilson staggers backwards into his opponent. Blayke Rhenson spins his opponent around and connects him with a shoulder thrust and Scott stumbles into the nearest turnbuckle, he continues the assault on Scott with another shoulder thrust and then a third shoulder thrust. Blekye Rhenson attempts a fourth thrust, the Scott Wilson slides out of the way and lets him crash into the turnbuckle. His face smashes into the steel mesh as he comes crashing into it. Scott Wilson then grabs hold of Blayke Rhenson’s head and connects with a DDT that plants Blakye back down on the canvas.
Scott Wilson drags Blayke and places him into a sleeper hold. Blake starts to choke and gasp for breath now. Desperately trying to get out of the maneuver he attempts to pummel Scott Wilson with reverse left and right elbows to the gut of Scott Wilson. Scott Wilson staggers backwards and Blayke capitalizes by connecting him with a clothesline that brings him down with a thud. Blake Rhenson scoops him back up and drags Scott back to his feet only to hit him again with a sidewalk suplex. He connects the move and sends Scott tumbling back down to the Canvas.
Blayke then reaches down and grabs Scott by the shoulder to bring him back up to his feet again but he’s greeted by a strong right hand punch to the face, and then a quick left one follows it up and Blayke staggers back, trying to cover his face, holding it in pain. Scott gets to his feet now and he greets Blakye Rhenson with a running clothesline that takes him down to the canvas with a loud thud. Scott wraps his arm around Blake and puts him into an arm bar and begins stretching it. Blayke starts squirming in pain from the torment that’s’ being dealt to him. Scott Wilson shows him no mercy though as he further stretches out his arm, making Blake feel like his tendons are going to tear.
Scott Wilson continues to apply the submissive maneuver as it looks like Blayke is about to pass out now. Scott Wilson lets go of the submissive maneuver and gets back up to a standing position. He drags the damaged Blake Rhenson back to his feet and then he brings a striking knee to the gut of Blayke. His opponent heaves over in pain from the damage has been done. Scott Wilson seizes the opportunity as he spins his opponent around to where he’s facing his back and he connects him with a Reverse Canadian Destroyer for Decapitation II.
Blayke Rhenson comes crashing down to the canvas in pain. A loud thud echoes the arena and Scott Wilson heads towards the one of the sides of the cage. He places his first foot in one of the steel grating holes, and does the same thing with the other foot. He then slowly begins the climb to the top. He continues to climb the cage. Once he reaches the top he heaves himself up and over the top and then descends down until he gets to the bottom and then he drops to the floor. The bell is then rung. Ding...Ding...Ding..
Winner: Scott Wilson
Phil Latio: Scott Wilson continues to impress.
Don Chuckles: It almost seemed like it wasn't even a challenge for him Phil. But that just shows the massive potential in tonight's winner.
Don Chuckles: Dean dressed up like a woman... What is going on in our locker rooms? Ha ha.
Phil Latio: Up next we have Demmie Mae taking on Ducati Mami
Match 2:Demmie Mae vs Ducati Mami
Street Fight
Has Demmi Mae ever lost a match to a female? If so, it does not happen often. Frequent victories could lead to a certain amount of overconfidence, will that lead to her downfall tonight? We are about to find out first as we see Ducati Mami make her way out from the back. She gets a positive reaction from the fans in the arena, but the arena quickly gets silenced as they watch Demmi Mae rush out from the back and knock Mami down to the ground. Taking full advantage of the street fight rule, she hollers for the official to start the bell to be rung. The referee complies as Demmi continues to show her ferocity by kicking Mami in the stomach as she was trying to get up and then grabs her up by the hair and heaves her into a ringside barrier. Demmi kicks Mami in the stomach again, but then steps back and makes a rare mistake by pandering to the crowd. This momentary lapse in her attack gives Mami enough of a burst to throw a kick back at Demmi which staggers her backwards. It's now Mami's turn to be the ferocious one as she grabs Demmi by the hair and leads her to the ringside apron. Mami then smashes Demmi's head on the apron and then rolls her inside of the ring.
Demmi tries to roll away and get up to recover, but Mami is still on the attack as she gets inside, she charges towards Demmi and downs her with a Lou Thesz Press. Mami then pulls Demmi up and pushes her back into the corner, lifting Demmi onto the top turnbuckle, we see Mami throw a couple of punches before running over to the other side of the ring. Letting out an ear shattering shriek, we see Mami run towards Demmi in the corner and show some impressive athleticism as she rolls forward, pushes up into a hand stand and cinches her legs around the head of Demmi. We can see Mami try and flip Demmi over for a hura-can-rana, but Demmi holds her ground. Demmi then is able to reposition the legs of Mami and go for what looks like an inverted Styles Clash, but it looks like one of them slips and Demmi falls off the top rope and and lands on Mami who lands at an awkward angle.
The referee comes over and checks on Mami, but she signals that she is okay. Demmi gets up first and sees Mami still rising slowly and rolls her over for a pinfall--1...2...NO! Mami kicks out and then Demmi gets back up and pulls Mami to her feet. We can see that Mami still is slightly glossy eyed as Demmi whips her hard into a corner and then runs to the opposite end of the ring. Demmi then runs at Mami and flattens her with a leaping corner splash. Demmi then runs back and tries to repeat the move, but Mami is able to sidestep slightly and as Demmi hits nothing but turnbuckle, Mami rolls her up and the referee immediately slides in for the count--1...2...NO! Demmi kicks out. Mami slowly rises, and Demmi gets up quicker, but as she rushes at Mami, she gets taken down with a side kick. Mami then drops a leg across the throat of Demmi and then gets on her for another pinfall--1...2...NO! Demmi kicks out once again and the thought starts to dawn on Mami that she is going to have to pick it up a notch if she wants to win. Mami then tosses Demmi outside of the ring and as Demmi tries to come back, we see Mami knock her back down with a baseball slide drop kick. Demmi hits the floor mat with a thud and Mami comes out of the ring.
Mami rolls Demmi over and goes for another pinfall--1...2...NO! Demmi kicks out once again. Looking around, we see Mami eye underneath the ring and it looks like things might start to get a little more extreme. Digging under the ring we see Mami pull out a table, a kendo stick, and a STOP sign. Turning back towards Demmi, we see Mami get shocked as Demmi pops up, kicks Mami in the stomach, and hooks her over for a vertical suplex, slamming Mami hard onto the mat. We then see Demmi pick up the kendo stick and the fans in the arena cheer, not for Demmi, but for the fact that somebody is about to really get hurt. Mami tries to crawl away from Demmi and she gets her back blistered with a stiff sounding kendo stick shot. The scream that Mami lets out causes a few fans at ringside to wince, and Demmi raises the kendo stick and blisters the back of Mami once again with another shot.
Demmi then cracks Mami a third time which breaks the kendo stick, and then she looks over at the table. Deciding to get a little more extreme, we see Demmi set a table up and rig it between the ringside barrier and the ringside apron. Demmi then rolls Mami inside of the ring, going for a pinfall we see the referee slide into position--1...2...NO! Mami kicks out and we see Demmi nod almost as if she was glad that the match wasn't quite over. Demmi then leads Mami over to the ropes near the table and lifts her up, attempting to go for a vertical suplex outside of the ring. But once Mami's legs are in the air, we see her start to show signs of life and wriggle frantically. It's enough to cause Demmi to lose control and Mami is able to land on the outside apron, though still cinched in vertical suplex position. Mami then uses what very well could be her last bit of life as she reverses the hold, and lifts Demmi up and gets her into vertical suplex position. Mami then turns Demmi slightly and drops her off the apron and through the set up table with a Michinoku Driver. A pretty noticeable chant of "Holy Shit" starts as Demmi is convulsing slightly after being put through the table. The move hurt Mami as well, but she is able to muster herself onto Demmi and scream for the referee to make the count. From within the ring, the official makes the fall--1...2...3!
Oh my god...she did it. Doctors come out to check on the two divas as the show goes to a commercial break.
Winner: Ducati Mami
Phil latio: And Demmie goes down! Demmie's first lost against a women?
Don Chuckles: I think so Phil! I think so!
Phil Latio: Up next we have a good match up Jesse Neal taking on Jacob the Savior Senn!
Match 3: Jacob Senn vs Jesse Neal
Singles Match
The show comes back to life after the commercial break. The crowd is cheering as Jesse Neal's theme music begins to fade as he is inside the ring already. Neal looks excited and focused.
Phil Latio: Welcome back! During break, Jesse Neal found his way into the ring.
Don Chuckles: Neal has potential to decent here in Thy WWE but he fails to capitalize whenever given the oppurtunities.
Phil Latio: For sure.
"Savior" by Skillet plays and smoke begins to billow out onto the stage. We then see Jacob Senn arise from the bottom of the stage with his arms extended with massive ovation from the crowd. When he is completely on the stage, we see Jacob Senn look up and give a devilish smirk to the crowd.
He walks down the ramp as he hears the cheers and approval from the crowd, as he panders to the crowd and slaps their hands. He begins to walk up the steps and then walks the apron. He stops and does his signature taunt as he then enters the ring.
Don Chuckles: Jacob Senn promised he would save Thy WWE but he hasn't done anything to prove it.
Phil Latios: Words are just words without action Don!
He walks to the center of the ring, does his signature taunt again and then goes to the corner and waits for the match to begin.
The ref calls for the bell to begin to match.
DING DING DING
The match is between two veterans here in Thy World Wrestling Empire. Jesse Neal has been under contract for some time now, Senn as well. Senn would love to be able to walk into Ascension with a victory the week before. On the other hand, wins don't roll Jesse Neal's way that often, so a win here would be awesome for Jesse Neal.
Neal and Senn show their experience by counter acting everything both try to do. Senn goes for a clothesline early but Neal ducked under the arm and connected with a nicely impacted neck breaker. Neal went for the pin early, too early as the ref couldn't count to one before Senn throws his arm up for the kickout!
Phil Latio: Neal trying to steal a win here tonight with an early cover!
Don Chuckles: What a coward, trying to get it over with! Afraid Senn may destroy him in this match?
Neal picks up Senn and kicks him in the mid-section. Neal irish whips Senn to the rope. Jacob runs back at Neal to be flipped into the air and landing on his back. That hard mat doesn't feel good for sure.
Neal picks up Senn and goes to kick him in the mid section again. This time Senn grabs Neal's foot. He shakes his head and cocks a grin. Senn brings Neal in and connects with a sick looking clothesline. Senn rolls up and Neal does right after. Senn with the drop kick. He goes for the cover.
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Senn picks up Neal and kicks him in the stomach, not once but twice. Neal holding hi stomach as Senn runs at the ropes and comes back to be nailed with a Big Boot. Neal shakes his head and picks up Senn. Neal places Senn's head between his legs and lifts him up.
Phil Latio: This can't be good Don!
Don Chuckles: A man's head between another man's legs is never good Phil!
Phil Latio laughs and doesn't reply.
Neal throws Senn down with a beastly Powerbomb. Senn's head hits the mat hard as Neal goes for the cover.
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Winner: Jesse Neal!
Phil Latio: Quick exciting match Don!
Don Chuckle: I agree, Senn must be disappointed.
Phil Latio: I would be. Looks like he is the one that needs a Savior!
Both men laugh as the show goes to commercial.
COMMERCIAL BREAK!
Phil Latio: Up next we have our main event!
Don Chuckles: Scott Wilson will be taking on Blayke Rhenson.
Phil Latio: And it is going to be in a cage! This could become interesting early Don!
Main Event:Scott Wilson Vs Blayke Rhenson
Cage Match
The guitar rift of "The Charm" by Unearth blasts through the PA system as Scott Wilson steps out from the backstage area. His hood is over his head and he is trying desperately to hide his face. He walks to the ring with no fanfare and slides underneath the bottom rope and enters the ring. Getting back to a standing position he makes his way towards his perspective turnbuckle as he awaits for his opponent to come out.
“The Swedish Messiah” Blayke Rhenson comes out from the back as “Once is Enough by Fear & Faith” hits the loud speakers. Blayke makes his way down the ramp and stops at the ring. He looks at the fans in attendance and a smile forms on his face. He heaves himself up and rolls under the bottom rope. After getting into the ring he makes his way towards his respective turnbuckle.
The two superstars look above them as look at the massive steel cage that starts to descend down. As it slowly descends down the crowd roars with cheers as the wait with anticipation. Finally the cage lowers all the way to the ring and the Technics finish come in and make any necessary adjustments that need to be made. The bell for the match gets rung.
Ding…Ding…Ding…
Phil Latio: This match has just got underway ladies and gentlemen as these two up and coming superstars get a chance to shine in tonights main event.
Don Chuckles: A Steel Cage Match. We haven’t seen one in of these types of match up in a while Don. I can’t wait to see what these competitors have to offer tonight.
Scott Wilson and Blayke Rhenson go towards the center of the ring. The circle each other and wait for the right opportunity to strike. The two superstars continue to circle each other as they begin a lock up. Scott Wilson puts on a headlock but Blayke pushes him away. As Scott springs to the rope, Blayke drops to the floor and Scott jumps over him. Scott then springs off the ropes again and hits Blayke with a Shoulder Block. He then stomps on Blayke with a series of mud hole stomp. After about four mud hole stomps Scott then picks up Blayke and picks him up in a suplex position but Blayke slides down Scott’s back and begins throwing rights handed punches at him. Blayke manages to connect three shots to Scoot, but on the 4th one Scott Wilson manages to block it and hits him with a short arm clothesline. He scoops up Blayke and hits him with a Spike DDT that sends him back down into the canvas with a thud.
Blayke Rhenson attempts to get back to his feet but Scott Wilson takes him and Irish Whips him across the ring and into the steel mesh of the cage. Rhenson staggers back form the impact and staggers and Scott Wilson connects him with and Reverse DDT and plants him back down on the canvas a second time. Blayke starts crawling towards the ropes but Scott is quick to go to the offensive. He rolls Blayke over and mounts him and starts unleashing a volley of right and left handed punches to his opponent. Blayke trieds to shield the assault but the punches keep flying in from all over. Finally Scott Wilson gets off Blayke and he looks towards the cage. He starts walking towards the cage looking to climb it but Blake is starting to get back to his feet already. Scott Wilson charges towards Blayke Rhenson, but misses as Blayke side steps his opponent and lets him crash into the steel mesh behind him
Scott Wilson staggers backwards into his opponent. Blayke Rhenson spins his opponent around and connects him with a shoulder thrust and Scott stumbles into the nearest turnbuckle, he continues the assault on Scott with another shoulder thrust and then a third shoulder thrust. Blekye Rhenson attempts a fourth thrust, the Scott Wilson slides out of the way and lets him crash into the turnbuckle. His face smashes into the steel mesh as he comes crashing into it. Scott Wilson then grabs hold of Blayke Rhenson’s head and connects with a DDT that plants Blakye back down on the canvas.
Scott Wilson drags Blayke and places him into a sleeper hold. Blake starts to choke and gasp for breath now. Desperately trying to get out of the maneuver he attempts to pummel Scott Wilson with reverse left and right elbows to the gut of Scott Wilson. Scott Wilson staggers backwards and Blayke capitalizes by connecting him with a clothesline that brings him down with a thud. Blake Rhenson scoops him back up and drags Scott back to his feet only to hit him again with a sidewalk suplex. He connects the move and sends Scott tumbling back down to the Canvas.
Blayke then reaches down and grabs Scott by the shoulder to bring him back up to his feet again but he’s greeted by a strong right hand punch to the face, and then a quick left one follows it up and Blayke staggers back, trying to cover his face, holding it in pain. Scott gets to his feet now and he greets Blakye Rhenson with a running clothesline that takes him down to the canvas with a loud thud. Scott wraps his arm around Blake and puts him into an arm bar and begins stretching it. Blayke starts squirming in pain from the torment that’s’ being dealt to him. Scott Wilson shows him no mercy though as he further stretches out his arm, making Blake feel like his tendons are going to tear.
Scott Wilson continues to apply the submissive maneuver as it looks like Blayke is about to pass out now. Scott Wilson lets go of the submissive maneuver and gets back up to a standing position. He drags the damaged Blake Rhenson back to his feet and then he brings a striking knee to the gut of Blayke. His opponent heaves over in pain from the damage has been done. Scott Wilson seizes the opportunity as he spins his opponent around to where he’s facing his back and he connects him with a Reverse Canadian Destroyer for Decapitation II.
Blayke Rhenson comes crashing down to the canvas in pain. A loud thud echoes the arena and Scott Wilson heads towards the one of the sides of the cage. He places his first foot in one of the steel grating holes, and does the same thing with the other foot. He then slowly begins the climb to the top. He continues to climb the cage. Once he reaches the top he heaves himself up and over the top and then descends down until he gets to the bottom and then he drops to the floor. The bell is then rung. Ding...Ding...Ding..
Winner: Scott Wilson
Phil Latio: Scott Wilson continues to impress.
Don Chuckles: It almost seemed like it wasn't even a challenge for him Phil. But that just shows the massive potential in tonight's winner.
*Commmercial*
Returning from the commercial break we can see Beno standing inside of the ring with his Knights of the Round Table cohorts on the outside. The usual bravado that Beno carries himself with seems to be gone, replaced with only a stern scowl as he looks toward the entrance way with a microphone in his right hand.
Beno: Overconfidence precedes carelessness…
Never have such truer words been spoken in my entire life. I went into battle with the assumption that the story of my triumph was already written and for that reason it made me careless, it made me prone to mistakes.
It made me vulnerable…
I paid the ultimate price that night, as I fell from the sky, crashing through layer after layer of metal, to land hard on the bottom; I was helpless as I looked up at the rafters to watch my life be stolen from me. I was forced to watch my very livelihood and existence get stolen from me, and there was nothing that I could do about it.
As I lain in my hospital bed, with the doctors and nurses tending to my broken body, that thought haunted me at every moment.
How could I have been such an idiot?
How could I have made such a mistake?
How could I ha-
“Written In The Stars” by Tinie Tempah blasts out over the speakers and the Thy WWE World Champion and General Manager Christian Knight walks out slowly onto the top of the stage with a box of tissue in one hand and a microphone in the other. After a couple of moments Knight signals for his song to stop and he looks at Beno and starts to chuckle before speaking.
General Manager Knight: Beno, why so glum buddy? I mean I know going through withdrawals can be a real bitch, but no need to come and try and project your negativity on all these people.
Smile man, Christmas has come early for you, I’ve brought you some presents.
Starting to walk down the ramp to the ring, we see Knight stop about halfway and then toss the box of tissue towards Beno in the ring. Beno sidesteps and responds in turn by giving Christian the one finger salute.
General Manager Knight: Did I strike a nerve?
I mean it couldn’t have anything to do with the fact of how I ended your farce of a reign as “champion” now could it? Or could it be the fact of how I exposed you to be a liar and a hypocrite last week? I mean honestly Beno, how can somebody go around talking about nobility and knighthood when in reality, they are nothing more than a bottom feeding drug addicted scumbag.
You sir make me sick, praying on the weaknesses and insecurities of the feeble minded, poisoning the minds of others, enabling others to follow you down the same road of self-destruction.
Beno: I‘m not disputing the fact that I have made some mistakes in my past Christian, but who in the hell are you to judge me? Because when all is said and done, I would rather be a former drug addict, then be responsible for the death of the woman that I loved!
Now it’s General Manager Knight’s turn to get pissed as he takes a few more slow steps towards the ring.
Beno: Did I strike a nerve now Christian? Good…
You can come out here and play all the smoke and mirror games you want Christian, but the fact of the matter is a simple one. You are no better than I am, in fact you are worse.
Drugs were an escape for me, an escape for me from things I couldn’t deal with at the time. I tried my hardest to deal with things and I couldn’t, so I just stuck a needle in my arm or snorted something to make my pain and misery go away.
But do you know something you son of a bitch…
At least I can say I tried!
At least I can say I tried to face my demons head on, instead of running away from them like you did.
But yet you think you have any right to come out here and judge me, you think you have any right to come out here and try and talk about how you are better than me…give me a freaking break!
What kind of ma-
General Manager Knight: Stop.
Just spare me the naivety already, spare me the facetious double standards, just spare me the whole damn sob story…nobody gives a damn anymore. You addicts are all the same Beno, you paint this woe is me sob story about how the world is out to get you, and how you never had a chance to get what you wanted, how you’re such an innocent victim, how it’s not your fault, blah, blah, blah.
It’s all a load of crap.
You made the decision to put that needle in your arm.
You made the decision to poison the lives of your loved ones and family.
You made the decision to ruin your life and ruin the lives of others.
You are the worst kind of human being Beno!
But I’m feeling generous…I’m still going to give you another present.
This one I think you’ll like…this one I think you are VERY familiar with…
We see something pop up from inside the tissue box and hover for a second by Beno’s head, it explodes with a loud pop and a white powder is all over Beno’s face. The Knights immediately rush inside of the ring to come to Beno’s aid, but he appears to be okay as he frantically paws at his eyes to restore his vision.
General Manager Knight: Does that bring back fond memories for you Beno? You should be used to getting powder caked on your face, especially in the nasal region.
Is this what you’re going to turn to…after I beat you once again?
Before you get the pity party ready to go Beno…just remember one thing…
The only person you have to blame for this is yourself!
By now Beno has cleared his eyes and Knight drops the microphone, in the ring Beno wants to get at Knight in the worst way…but the Knights are having to restrain him as the show goes to black.
Ladies and gentleman…the PPV is going to be intense.
SHOW ENDS
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Beno: Overconfidence precedes carelessness…
Never have such truer words been spoken in my entire life. I went into battle with the assumption that the story of my triumph was already written and for that reason it made me careless, it made me prone to mistakes.
It made me vulnerable…
I paid the ultimate price that night, as I fell from the sky, crashing through layer after layer of metal, to land hard on the bottom; I was helpless as I looked up at the rafters to watch my life be stolen from me. I was forced to watch my very livelihood and existence get stolen from me, and there was nothing that I could do about it.
As I lain in my hospital bed, with the doctors and nurses tending to my broken body, that thought haunted me at every moment.
How could I have been such an idiot?
How could I have made such a mistake?
How could I ha-
“Written In The Stars” by Tinie Tempah blasts out over the speakers and the Thy WWE World Champion and General Manager Christian Knight walks out slowly onto the top of the stage with a box of tissue in one hand and a microphone in the other. After a couple of moments Knight signals for his song to stop and he looks at Beno and starts to chuckle before speaking.
General Manager Knight: Beno, why so glum buddy? I mean I know going through withdrawals can be a real bitch, but no need to come and try and project your negativity on all these people.
Smile man, Christmas has come early for you, I’ve brought you some presents.
Starting to walk down the ramp to the ring, we see Knight stop about halfway and then toss the box of tissue towards Beno in the ring. Beno sidesteps and responds in turn by giving Christian the one finger salute.
General Manager Knight: Did I strike a nerve?
I mean it couldn’t have anything to do with the fact of how I ended your farce of a reign as “champion” now could it? Or could it be the fact of how I exposed you to be a liar and a hypocrite last week? I mean honestly Beno, how can somebody go around talking about nobility and knighthood when in reality, they are nothing more than a bottom feeding drug addicted scumbag.
You sir make me sick, praying on the weaknesses and insecurities of the feeble minded, poisoning the minds of others, enabling others to follow you down the same road of self-destruction.
Beno: I‘m not disputing the fact that I have made some mistakes in my past Christian, but who in the hell are you to judge me? Because when all is said and done, I would rather be a former drug addict, then be responsible for the death of the woman that I loved!
Now it’s General Manager Knight’s turn to get pissed as he takes a few more slow steps towards the ring.
Beno: Did I strike a nerve now Christian? Good…
You can come out here and play all the smoke and mirror games you want Christian, but the fact of the matter is a simple one. You are no better than I am, in fact you are worse.
Drugs were an escape for me, an escape for me from things I couldn’t deal with at the time. I tried my hardest to deal with things and I couldn’t, so I just stuck a needle in my arm or snorted something to make my pain and misery go away.
But do you know something you son of a bitch…
At least I can say I tried!
At least I can say I tried to face my demons head on, instead of running away from them like you did.
But yet you think you have any right to come out here and judge me, you think you have any right to come out here and try and talk about how you are better than me…give me a freaking break!
What kind of ma-
General Manager Knight: Stop.
Just spare me the naivety already, spare me the facetious double standards, just spare me the whole damn sob story…nobody gives a damn anymore. You addicts are all the same Beno, you paint this woe is me sob story about how the world is out to get you, and how you never had a chance to get what you wanted, how you’re such an innocent victim, how it’s not your fault, blah, blah, blah.
It’s all a load of crap.
You made the decision to put that needle in your arm.
You made the decision to poison the lives of your loved ones and family.
You made the decision to ruin your life and ruin the lives of others.
You are the worst kind of human being Beno!
But I’m feeling generous…I’m still going to give you another present.
This one I think you’ll like…this one I think you are VERY familiar with…
We see something pop up from inside the tissue box and hover for a second by Beno’s head, it explodes with a loud pop and a white powder is all over Beno’s face. The Knights immediately rush inside of the ring to come to Beno’s aid, but he appears to be okay as he frantically paws at his eyes to restore his vision.
General Manager Knight: Does that bring back fond memories for you Beno? You should be used to getting powder caked on your face, especially in the nasal region.
Is this what you’re going to turn to…after I beat you once again?
Before you get the pity party ready to go Beno…just remember one thing…
The only person you have to blame for this is yourself!
By now Beno has cleared his eyes and Knight drops the microphone, in the ring Beno wants to get at Knight in the worst way…but the Knights are having to restrain him as the show goes to black.
Ladies and gentleman…the PPV is going to be intense.
SHOW ENDS
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