Post by Vince McMahon on Aug 28, 2013 20:08:11 GMT -5
Thy WWE Presents
RAW 113
Live At: Jackson, Mississippi in the Mississippi Coliseum
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Phil Latio: Welcome to Monday Night RAW!
Don Chuckles: Phil....Uh....
Phil Latio: What Don? Whats wrong?
Don Chuckles: It's Wednesday...
Phil Latio: ....Oh. Well, welcome to Wednesday Night RAW!
Don Chuckles: Better, let us get to your first match up between Zak Sheilds against Demmie Mae in a non title match!
Match One
Demmie Mae vs Zak Shields
Rule Britannia blares over the arena and the fans go wild.
Phil Latio: HERE WE GO DON! Business is about to pick up with our first match of the night! This place is jam packed and you can just feel the energy in this arena!
Don Chuckles: Yes SIR! we have up and comer Zak Shields facing off against Television Champion Demmie Mae in a non-title contest, maybe with a win here Zak can make his statement as the number one contender
Zak steps out into the arena and the fans scream louder. He goes to each side of the ramp and holds his arms up to the fans. He walks to the middle of the ramp and he points to the ring!
Steve Cruise - Ladies and Gentlemen introducing first from Leeds, England. Zak Shields!
With that Zak sprints to the ring and slides under the bottom rope, he runs to the far corner ,and he jumps onto the middle rope raising both arms towards the fans and they go even more wild. The music dies down as Zak jumps down from the ropes and backs into his corner looking directly at Demmie who is already in the ring. Demmie unstraps her belt from around her waste and sits it outside of the ring.
Steve Cruise: And his opponent….Demmie Mae!
The bell rings and quickly Shields goes to work, sprinting across the ring and landing a hard thigh into the midsection of Demmie, backing her all the way into the corner. Once there Zach sends a barrage of several more thighs again to the midsection of Demmi, causing her to slide down to her rear as she leans against the bottom turnbuckle. Zak wastes no time and places a foot on the neck of Demmie, using the top ropes as leverage he begins to choke her with his foot and lets the ref get to a three count before he turns around to celebrate with his fans as Demmie holds her neck. As soon as Zach turns Demmie pulls herself up by the top ropers and as Zak turns back towards her…WHAM! he receives a swift european uppercut to the chin, knocking him off of his feet. Demmie begins to press the action even more as she comes right back and applies a side headlock on Zak who has made to to both knees, wrenching on the hold, only for Zak to then shove her off into the ropes and then catch her on the return with a back elbow, leaving Demmie wobbly in the middle of the ring, but she isn't down! Zak then hits the ropes and charges back, only for Demmie to drop down thanks to the splits, going completely flat! Zak keeps running as Demmie pops back up and leapfrogs her opponent. On the return, waiting for Zak to run back in her direction… CRACK!! she NAILS him with a picture perfect dropkick, quickly going for the cover.
One... Two ...KICK OUT!!
However, Demmie is keen to press the advantage, dragging Zak up and over to the corner, punishing him with open hand slaps to the side of the head! She then whips him off into the opposite corner and signals to the fans, now charging across the ring and leaping in search of a big flying side leg drop… Only for Zak to power out of the corner, catching Demmie in mid-air and then dropping backwards to deliver Demmie face-first into the top turnbuckle!! Demmie is staggered as she turns around with her back in the corner and Zak is now onto the second rope, pummeling Demmie with right after right as he straddles her, pausing only to once again celebrate…
Phil Latio: Oh boy, Zak is taunting again, this is going to end up bad for him for a second time!
Don Chuckles: I seriously doubt it Phil. It doesn't always work that way.
Then just as quick as Phil said that Demmie takes her opportunity to slip out between Zak's legs, and she immediately clubs him in the back several times before climbing up after him, hooking him up and Demmie uses all of her might to try and send both participants crashing down with a back superplex, but it epically fails and Demmie's legs collapse causing Zak to fall violently on top of her, what a risky move!! They lay there in pain and both seem to be hurting bad after that awkward landing. Zak gets up to his feet first as expected. Breathing hard and looking to be tired. Demmie struggles, but gets to her feet also as Zak begins to measure her. Zak decides to try his luck and he spins around to try and land a stiff forearm smash to Demmie's head. BUT Demmie SAW IT COMING! Demmie ducks and Zak connects with the only other person in the ring…the referee!
Phil Latio: REF DOWN, REF DOWN! Ouch and I feel bad for him because that was a vicious kick right to the temple, he is out cold!
Don Chuckles: I bet I could take that shot no problem, what a pansy!
Zak doesn't even blink and turns to catch Demmie who is trying to strike, and hits Demmie with a quick belly to back suplex nearly sending her flying from the ring, but she stays in barely, directly under the bottom rope. Zak goes straight to shaking the ref violently back and forth trying to wake him up, he can nearly taste victory as he gets ready to put Demmie away! The ref slowly starts to come to but can't seem to move very well, Zak seems satisfied and gets up turning to go for Demmie…..WHAM!!! Demmie smashes the Television Title straight across the the forehead of Zak Shields, sending him flat and lifeless onto the mat.
Phil Latio: Oh wow that came out of nowhere I had taken my eyes off of Demmie to try and see what Zak was doing with the ref. She is super sneaky.
Don Chuckles: Also super intelligent and good looking. What a brilliant way to take advantage of a situation.
Demmie throws the belt back out of the ring and falls on Zak for the cover. She shakes the referee somewhat back to coherent life.
One….TWO… with seemingly the last breath in the refs body he slams his hand to the mat once more.… THREE!!!
Phil Latio: Is that the way to win Don?!? Is this who we call our TV champion? She should be ashamed of herself.
Don Chuckles: You win by any means necessary Phil, any means necessary. She's the champ for a reason.
Winner: Demmie Mae!
Phil Latio: What a cheater Don!
Don Chuckles: It isn't cheating unless you get got!
Phil Latio: Up next we have Kurt Orton taking on the Undertaker.
Don Chuckles: I thought both of them couldn't find the arena?
Match Two
Kurt Orton vs The Undertaker
The Match comes back from commercial and both me have already gotten in the ring. Kurt Orton goes jab undertaker in the ribs but undertaker steps back and swift kicks orton in the nuts. Under taker grabs orton heaves him up and delivers a Tombstone. Undertaker goes to pick him up but the referee stops the undertaker. Kurt orton is wenching in pain with his head and waves undertaker away the referee then calls for a match to come to a stop.
Don Chuckles: A first time in The Thy WWE, the referee had to call for a stoppage do an apparent head injury.
Phil Latio: Good call on the referee part.
The Undertaker cuts his throat and the show then goes back to a commercial
Winner: Match Stoppage; Results in neither competitor getting a win or lose.
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COMMERCIAL BREAK
Phil Latio: We are back and Don, that must've been the fastest match in Thy WWE's history!
Don Chuckles: Give me a minute to search it up and I bet your right Phil.
Phil Latio: Well, former world champion Kurt Orton looks worse and worse each week!
Don Chuckles: The Undertaker may have gotten the win but he didn't look good either.
Phil Latio: Eh, whatever. Up next we have Jacob Senn taking on Mascara de la Muetre!
Match Three
Mascara de la Muerte vs Jacob Senn
"Savior" by Skillet plays and smoke begins to billow out onto the stage. We then see Jacob Senn arise from the bottom of the stage with his arms extended with massive ovation from the crowd. When he is completely on the stage, we see Jacob Senn look up and give a devilish smirk to the crowd.
He walks down the ramp as he hears the cheers and approval from the crowd, as he panders to the crowd and slaps their hands. He begins to walk up the steps and then walks the apron. He stops and does his signature taunt as he then enters the ring. He walks to the center of the ring, does his signature taunt again and then goes to the corner to wait.
Badass by Reckless Love starts playing.
Mascara de la Muerte comes out and stands on the stage. Jumps around a little bit, goes to left, to right (think Rey Mysterio), plays with crowd. Then quickly runs towards ring, giving high fives to as many people in the crowd as possible. He then runs around the ring, high fiving people in the crowd, makes a full circle around the ring (just like Jack Evans in AAA). Then Mascara de la Muerte gets on ring apron, jumps over the top rope, making a flip, and into the ring. Then he jumps onto the corner and poses for the fans. After that, jumps off the corner and does some Irish Whips, he walks into his corner.
DING DING DING
The bell is rung and the action gets under way. Both men circle the ring and neither wants to make the first move. Muerte takes a run at Senn but Senn ducks and Muerte bounces off the ropes and he runs back at Senn. Senn locks in a hip toss and sends Muerte flying across the ring.
Senn doesn’t let up on the attack and he drops to his knees and lands a few right hands to Muerte’s head. Senn picks him up and takes him to a corner and lifts him up to the top rope.
Senn hooks Muerte arm and supperplex’s him down onto the mat. Senn jumps up and he plays to the crowd. Muerte crawls to a nearby rope and he picks himself up onto his knees. Senn looks at him and he rushing knee smashes Muerte in the head. Senn goes for a quick cover.
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Kickout!
Senn shouts at the ref in defiance. He takes his mind off of Muerte just long enough for him to get to his feet. Senn turns back around to be greeted by a dropkick from Muerte. Muerte goes on the offensive and picks up Senn and scoop slams him back to the mat. He climbs a nearby turnbuckle and signals for a 540 splash! He jumps and reaches Senn but Senn gets his knees up and drives them into Muerte’s back. Muerte rolls around in pain and Senn pulls him over for a pin.
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Winner: Jacob Senn!
Phil Latio: Good win for Senn!
Don Chuckles: I agree but we need a commercial break!
Phil Latio: We will be right back!
COMMERCIAL BREAK!
Phil Latio: Up next we have War Bringer taking on Scott Wilson in a singles match!
Don Chuckles: Let's see what the newbie can do! Haha.
Phil Latio: Don't be rude Don, this Scott kid could be the future of this place one day!
Don Chuckles: Pfft, we already have a underachieving future hehe, Blade LaVigne but eh, whatever! Good luck newbie!
Match Four
The War Bringer vs Scott Wilson
As the official signals for the bell, Dean King stares menacingly at Scott Wilson. The two combatants size each other up for a moment until Wilson takes the initiative and charges at King, attempting a high drop kick, but King swats him down. The War Bringer kicks Wilson in the rib cage with force that he sends him half way across the ring. Wilson quickly pulls himself up with the ropes as King stalks towards him. He throws a wildly aimed right punch, but Wilson ducks underneath and lets go a flurry of punches, elbows and kicks to the legs. King finally catches Wilsons left leg and sends him tumbling backwards. Yet quick as a cat Wilson springs back to his feet and drop kicks the big mans knee, bring King down. Wilson quickly capatilizes and plans him with a quick DDT. He makes the cover.
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King throws Wilson off of him as kicks out. Wilson quickly scrambles to his feet and attempts another drop kick to the knee but this time King is ready for him and side steps the move and drops a huge elbow on the small of Wilsons back. King quickly grabs Wilson by the head anbd slams him face first into the mat. He proceeds to do this three more times before dropping his leg across the back of his head. He pulls Wilson up to a vertical base and leans him into the turnbuckle. King performs a standing closeline into wilson, nearly sending him over the top rope. He grabs him by the back of his neck and throws him into the mat before making the cover.
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Wilson throws his right shoulder up. Instead of getting frustrated, King just smirks as he gets up. King pulls Wilson up only to be raked across the eyes, and kicks him sqaure in the head! King doesn't go down as he staggers backwards. Wilson sprints towards the ropes and springboards with a closeline, finally taking the big man off of his feet! Wilson runs at the ropes again as King sits up and boots him square in the jaw. He makes the cover and hooks the leg.
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King manages to kick out once again. Wilson stands up and slides his finger across his throat. King picks up Scott and kicks him in the mid-section. King yells something at Scott and throws a punch to the back of Scott. He places him between his legs and places his arms around the stomach of Wilson.
Phil Latio: He must be going for the Execution..
Don Chuckles: I told you this kid couldn't handle The War Bringer.
King picks up Wilson and as the crowd begins to cheer for King, out of nowhere, Scott Wilson begins to strike King in the head. Blow after blow, King begins to lose his balance as Wilson slides off of King's shoulders.
Wilson kicks King in the stomach, and out of nowhere Wilson with the One’s Ending!
Wilson covers King.
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Phil Latio: My god! Unbelievable!
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3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winner: Scott Wilson!
Don Chuckles: NO! NO! NO!
Phil Latio: Calm down and be happy for the young superstar! In his very first match here in Thy WWE, he is victorious!
Don Chuckles: I hate being wrong Phil!
Phil Latio: You must hate yourself all the time then.
Don Chuckles: Pfft, not funny Phil.
Phil Latio: Welcome to Thy WWE Scott Wilson!
Don Chuckles: We need a commercial break.
COMMERCIAL BREAK!
Phil Latio: Welcome back!
Don Chuckles: Up next we shall watch Joey the Bastard beat Blade LaVigne for a third time.
Phil Latio: Anything can happen Don! Blade has only lost twice here in Thy WWE!
Don Chuckles: Yes, both times to Joey the Bastard!
Main Event
Blade "The Future" LaVigne vs Joey the Bastard
Joey’s music hits the arena and the fans sound it out with BOO’s! Joey walks out dragging his feet. He stops at the top of the ramp and he looks around with his hand simple in his pockets. He slowly makes his way to the ring.
Steve Cruise – “Ladies and Gentlemen this is the main event of the evening. Introducing Joey The Bastard!”
Joey gets to the ring and he slowly walks up the stairs and he ducks under the bottom rope. He leans against a turnbuckle and he places his head in his hand.
"Bleed for me" plays. Blade hesitates for a moment before walking into view. He cocks a smirk and walks onto the stage. With his hands on his hips, Blade scans the arena, taking it all in. Blade makes his way down the ramp, high fiving the fans on his down. Blade makes it to the ring and slides in. Blade walks to the top right turnbuckle and hops onto it. He throws his arms in the air and cocks a grin. His theme song fades as he drops down and waits for the match to begin.
Steve Cruise – “And his opponent Blade ‘The Future’ LaVinge!”
The ref checks both men as Steve Cruise exits the ring, and he calls for the bell. Joey and Blade stand in the middle of the ring toe to toe. Both men exchange a few course words. Blade seems to upset Joey as Joey pushes his head against Blade’s. Blade steps back and he returns with a right hook. Joey loses his balance and Blade comes back with a left hook this time. Joey stumbles to the ropes and Blade takes his arm and irish whips him to the opposite side of the ring. Joey bounces back and Blade takes him out with a forearm smash. Joey hits the mat and he rolls out of the ring. Joey slowly walks round the ring shaking his head. Blade is crouched in the ring ready for Joey to enter once again.
Phil Latio – “Joey just doesn’t seem interested!”
Don Chuckles – “I think he’s lost the will to go on without his Intercontinental Championship.”
Joey rolls back into the ring and Blade starts to lay his boots into him. Blade picks up Joey and he quick impact DDT’s him back to the mat. Joey lays lifeless on the mat. Blade drags Joey to the middle of the ring and he starts to slap the back of his head. Blade is seemingly toying with Joey. Blade picks him up and he pushes him to a corner. Blade walks to the opposite side and he runs and knee smashes Joey right to the chin. Joey drops to his ass and Blade starts to slap joey’s face.
Phil Latio – “Blade is just enjoying himself in there.”
Don Chuckles – “Blade has no respect for this former champion. He should be ashamed.”
Phil Latio – “Joey is at fault he needs to wake up and smell the coffee.”
Back in the ring Blade has Joey stood up again. He twists his arm and he kicks Joey on the chin sending him right back down again. Blade yells at Joey to start acting like he gives a fuck. Blade goes for a pin.
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Blade lifts up Joeys arm.
Blade starts to lay left and right hooks into Joey’s head. Joey lifts up his arms to defend himself and soften the blows. Blade takes a breather and he picks up joey again. Blade grabs Joey round the waist and flips him for a Belly to Belly suplex. Blade knees behind Joey and he locks in a reverse sleeper hold. The ref kneels down to check on Joey. Joey wants to give in but Blade lets go just in time. Blade stands up. He looks menacingly at Joey he wants to end this but for the first time he is man handling the only man to beat him. Blade steps out of the ring and he looks under the ring. He pulls out a chair and he slides back into the ring. The ref tries to pull the chair out of his hands but blade simply throws the ref to the floor knocking him out.
Phil Latio – “Blade should be disqualified.”
Don Chuckles – “I don’t hear a bell Phil!”
Blade stalks his prey. Joey gets to his knees and he is greeted with a steel chair to the side of his face. Joey hits the deck again and Blade continues the onslaught. The fans go wild as Beno comes running down to the ring. Beno jumps onto the apron and he is about to get in the ring but Blade sees him off with a faux swing of the chair. Beno circles the ring and Blade follows him with the chair in hand. Joey’s lifeless body in the middle of the ring still has no movement. Blade chases down Beno but before he can swing the chair at him Demmi has reached the ring and she tackles Blade to the floor. She starts to wildly swing her arms at Blade keeping him on the floor. Beno has made it back to the ring to rouse Joey. Joey takes little time in getting to his feet. Demmi has now rolled Blade back into the ring and Beno and Joey start to stomp their boots into his body.
Phil Latio – “The Knights are really showing their power here.”
Don Chuckles – “Not so fast. Here come reinforcements!”
Bob Cena, Kurt Orton and Zak Shields have all raced down to the ring and they slide under the bottom rope and they start a mass brawl in the ring. Zak and Demmi start to exchange blows, Beno and Kurt have exited the ring and they have taken their fight to the ramp. Joey and Bob are throwing shots at one another in the middle of the ring.
Phil Latio – “This is carnage! Someone get out here and sort this out.”
The fans are going wild at the battle in and around the ring.
Don Chuckles – “The fans love it! Let them fight!”
Beno has taken the upper hand in his fight and BENOBOMB’s Kurt back onto the ramp. He races into the ring and he grabs Zak’s arms Demmi takes the advantage and she slaps Zak right in the face followed by a BENOBOMB. Bob is the only man left standing. He kicks Joey in the gut and he DDT’s him to the mat. He turns to Beno but he is too slow to act. Beno kicks Bob in the gut and he BENOBOMB’s him to the mat. Blades reinforcements have been laid out. Before any more action can take place Christian Knight’s music hits the area and the World Champ races to the ring. He slides into the ring and instantly garbs Beno and he throws them both over the top rope.
Joey and Demmi are about to exit the ring when they realize Kurt has made it to his feet and so have Blade. Joey and Demmi race to either one but they are cut short by a closeline from the other two.
Zak and Bob get to their feet and all four men stand over Joey and Demmi. Zak and Bob stomp on Demmi while Kurt and Blade stomp down on Joey. Zak rolls Demmi out of the ring and he scoop slams her to the mat. He makes the title belt guesture around his waist and he continues his attack.
Beno and Christian have disappeared into the crowd and out of the arena. Blade picks up Joey and hands him to Bob who drops him with an ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT! Bob then picks up Joey and he gives him to Blade who delivers a SIT-DOWN-POWERBOMB! Kurt wakes the ref and him and Bob exit the ring. Blade covers Joey. The ref shows little life.
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Phil Latio – “It’s almost over!”
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Blade jumps up from Joey and he celebrates his victory over Joey for the first time. At the top of the ramp Zak, Bob and Kurt are all clapping to the victor!
WINNER: BLADE LAVIGNE
Phil Latio – “The numbers game paid off for Blade.”
Don Chuckles – “He might have won but he had help!”
Phil Latio – “But so did Joey!”
Don Chuckles - "Blade finally has a win over the former IC Champion Joey the Bastard!"
COMMERCIAL BREAK
The scene opens with Beno standing in the ring; wearing a black tuxedo and the knights of the round are also wearing black tuxedo's and they are surrounding the ring. In the ring is an object with a black silk blanket covering it.
Beno: Ladies & Gentlemen if I may have your attention please.
Beno then unveils the object and as he slips off the black blanket we see that it's a casket on top of the casket is a singular red rose.
Beno: We are here today to mourn the loss of a girl that died a long, long time ago. Although a very social and outgoing girl, not many, or shall I shall, perhaps non in this audience would know who this girl that I speak of. This girl is Jessica Spring. A once loving companion to dear General Manager Christian Knight.
Beno bows his head as does the members of the knights of the round for a moment of silence and then Beno faces the crowd with a microphone in the hand.
Beno: Death is not an end, but a beginning. Specifically, the beginning of an eternity of black nothingness.
Beno smirks
Beno: While it is truly a tragedy when someone so young is taken from us so unexpectedly, it is doubly heart-wrenching in circumstances such as these, when a promising career in direct-to-video adult entertainment is cut so terribly short.
Beno Pauses for a moment
Beno:I still can't get over that she's gone. I also can't get over that I totally survived a similar car accident as she did. Can you believe it? I should have had my head cracked off like what's-her-name here.
One of the knights of the round hands him a piece of paper.
Beno: Oh yeah Jessica. I forgot. She's a very forgetable type of person.
Beno then smirks again
Beno: Jessica was not a rich woman. She was not a proud woman. She was not a successful woman. Nor was she especially attractive, articulate, or even remotely respected. Neither was she particularly well-liked or hygienic. So I suppose, what I'm really trying to say is... there's beer at the consession stands if we hurry, we can probably catch still snag a few before they get sold out.
"Written in the Stars" by Tiney Tempah hits the loud speakers and out comes Christian Knight. Christian Knight runs down to the ring, Joey The Bastard tries to step in Knight's way but he pushes him away and sends him teetering backwards. Demmie goes to try to attack Knight but Beno motions for her to stop. He motions to Joey the same comand. Christian Knight storms in the ring and smashes the casket and topples it over revealing that it was just an empty casket all along. Beno get's in Knight face with the microphone.
Beno: Hit me, Knight, Hit me right here. Come on!
Beno motions with his finger and points to his chin.
Christian Knight paces the ring and clenches his fist, with the desire to strike Beno, but continues to hold himself back.
Beno: Come on Knight, Prove it to everyone here that your a man. Prove it to me Knight. Prove it to her. Prove it to Jessica.
Christian Knight punches the ring posts as his face becomes beet red with anger as Beno continues to taunt him
Beno: What's the matter Knight? Are you not a man? Are you less then a man? Do Something. Jessica is watching. Will you not defend her honor? Will you not be the man that she wants you to be? Are you just going to stand their and cower away. Come on, Do it. Do it Knight.
Christian Knight glares at Beno with his fists clenched.
Beno: What a coward? What kind of man just stands their while another man defiles the very...
Christian Knight: Just shut it! Just shut your damn mouth.
Beno: Or What? ...... Or What?!
Beno drops the microphone and raises his arms in the ready to fight position. Knight just brings his face close to Beno's and just stares at him with menacing eyes. The show then fades away to black.
End of Show
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Thanks goes out to everyone who rp'd this week but match writers, this was a poor effort. Jon, thanks for stepping up and taking two matches even though you had to drop one and KO, you no showed for your match and offer to take a match just to drop it when I needed it. Six days delay is uncalled for. I mean, serious guys.
Card in a bit. Read and enjoy.
RAW 113
Live At: Jackson, Mississippi in the Mississippi Coliseum
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Phil Latio: Welcome to Monday Night RAW!
Don Chuckles: Phil....Uh....
Phil Latio: What Don? Whats wrong?
Don Chuckles: It's Wednesday...
Phil Latio: ....Oh. Well, welcome to Wednesday Night RAW!
Don Chuckles: Better, let us get to your first match up between Zak Sheilds against Demmie Mae in a non title match!
Match One
Demmie Mae vs Zak Shields
Rule Britannia blares over the arena and the fans go wild.
Phil Latio: HERE WE GO DON! Business is about to pick up with our first match of the night! This place is jam packed and you can just feel the energy in this arena!
Don Chuckles: Yes SIR! we have up and comer Zak Shields facing off against Television Champion Demmie Mae in a non-title contest, maybe with a win here Zak can make his statement as the number one contender
Zak steps out into the arena and the fans scream louder. He goes to each side of the ramp and holds his arms up to the fans. He walks to the middle of the ramp and he points to the ring!
Steve Cruise - Ladies and Gentlemen introducing first from Leeds, England. Zak Shields!
With that Zak sprints to the ring and slides under the bottom rope, he runs to the far corner ,and he jumps onto the middle rope raising both arms towards the fans and they go even more wild. The music dies down as Zak jumps down from the ropes and backs into his corner looking directly at Demmie who is already in the ring. Demmie unstraps her belt from around her waste and sits it outside of the ring.
Steve Cruise: And his opponent….Demmie Mae!
The bell rings and quickly Shields goes to work, sprinting across the ring and landing a hard thigh into the midsection of Demmie, backing her all the way into the corner. Once there Zach sends a barrage of several more thighs again to the midsection of Demmi, causing her to slide down to her rear as she leans against the bottom turnbuckle. Zak wastes no time and places a foot on the neck of Demmie, using the top ropes as leverage he begins to choke her with his foot and lets the ref get to a three count before he turns around to celebrate with his fans as Demmie holds her neck. As soon as Zach turns Demmie pulls herself up by the top ropers and as Zak turns back towards her…WHAM! he receives a swift european uppercut to the chin, knocking him off of his feet. Demmie begins to press the action even more as she comes right back and applies a side headlock on Zak who has made to to both knees, wrenching on the hold, only for Zak to then shove her off into the ropes and then catch her on the return with a back elbow, leaving Demmie wobbly in the middle of the ring, but she isn't down! Zak then hits the ropes and charges back, only for Demmie to drop down thanks to the splits, going completely flat! Zak keeps running as Demmie pops back up and leapfrogs her opponent. On the return, waiting for Zak to run back in her direction… CRACK!! she NAILS him with a picture perfect dropkick, quickly going for the cover.
One... Two ...KICK OUT!!
However, Demmie is keen to press the advantage, dragging Zak up and over to the corner, punishing him with open hand slaps to the side of the head! She then whips him off into the opposite corner and signals to the fans, now charging across the ring and leaping in search of a big flying side leg drop… Only for Zak to power out of the corner, catching Demmie in mid-air and then dropping backwards to deliver Demmie face-first into the top turnbuckle!! Demmie is staggered as she turns around with her back in the corner and Zak is now onto the second rope, pummeling Demmie with right after right as he straddles her, pausing only to once again celebrate…
Phil Latio: Oh boy, Zak is taunting again, this is going to end up bad for him for a second time!
Don Chuckles: I seriously doubt it Phil. It doesn't always work that way.
Then just as quick as Phil said that Demmie takes her opportunity to slip out between Zak's legs, and she immediately clubs him in the back several times before climbing up after him, hooking him up and Demmie uses all of her might to try and send both participants crashing down with a back superplex, but it epically fails and Demmie's legs collapse causing Zak to fall violently on top of her, what a risky move!! They lay there in pain and both seem to be hurting bad after that awkward landing. Zak gets up to his feet first as expected. Breathing hard and looking to be tired. Demmie struggles, but gets to her feet also as Zak begins to measure her. Zak decides to try his luck and he spins around to try and land a stiff forearm smash to Demmie's head. BUT Demmie SAW IT COMING! Demmie ducks and Zak connects with the only other person in the ring…the referee!
Phil Latio: REF DOWN, REF DOWN! Ouch and I feel bad for him because that was a vicious kick right to the temple, he is out cold!
Don Chuckles: I bet I could take that shot no problem, what a pansy!
Zak doesn't even blink and turns to catch Demmie who is trying to strike, and hits Demmie with a quick belly to back suplex nearly sending her flying from the ring, but she stays in barely, directly under the bottom rope. Zak goes straight to shaking the ref violently back and forth trying to wake him up, he can nearly taste victory as he gets ready to put Demmie away! The ref slowly starts to come to but can't seem to move very well, Zak seems satisfied and gets up turning to go for Demmie…..WHAM!!! Demmie smashes the Television Title straight across the the forehead of Zak Shields, sending him flat and lifeless onto the mat.
Phil Latio: Oh wow that came out of nowhere I had taken my eyes off of Demmie to try and see what Zak was doing with the ref. She is super sneaky.
Don Chuckles: Also super intelligent and good looking. What a brilliant way to take advantage of a situation.
Demmie throws the belt back out of the ring and falls on Zak for the cover. She shakes the referee somewhat back to coherent life.
One….TWO… with seemingly the last breath in the refs body he slams his hand to the mat once more.… THREE!!!
Phil Latio: Is that the way to win Don?!? Is this who we call our TV champion? She should be ashamed of herself.
Don Chuckles: You win by any means necessary Phil, any means necessary. She's the champ for a reason.
Winner: Demmie Mae!
Phil Latio: What a cheater Don!
Don Chuckles: It isn't cheating unless you get got!
Phil Latio: Up next we have Kurt Orton taking on the Undertaker.
Don Chuckles: I thought both of them couldn't find the arena?
Match Two
Kurt Orton vs The Undertaker
The Match comes back from commercial and both me have already gotten in the ring. Kurt Orton goes jab undertaker in the ribs but undertaker steps back and swift kicks orton in the nuts. Under taker grabs orton heaves him up and delivers a Tombstone. Undertaker goes to pick him up but the referee stops the undertaker. Kurt orton is wenching in pain with his head and waves undertaker away the referee then calls for a match to come to a stop.
Don Chuckles: A first time in The Thy WWE, the referee had to call for a stoppage do an apparent head injury.
Phil Latio: Good call on the referee part.
The Undertaker cuts his throat and the show then goes back to a commercial
Winner: Match Stoppage; Results in neither competitor getting a win or lose.
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COMMERCIAL BREAK
Phil Latio: We are back and Don, that must've been the fastest match in Thy WWE's history!
Don Chuckles: Give me a minute to search it up and I bet your right Phil.
Phil Latio: Well, former world champion Kurt Orton looks worse and worse each week!
Don Chuckles: The Undertaker may have gotten the win but he didn't look good either.
Phil Latio: Eh, whatever. Up next we have Jacob Senn taking on Mascara de la Muetre!
Match Three
Mascara de la Muerte vs Jacob Senn
"Savior" by Skillet plays and smoke begins to billow out onto the stage. We then see Jacob Senn arise from the bottom of the stage with his arms extended with massive ovation from the crowd. When he is completely on the stage, we see Jacob Senn look up and give a devilish smirk to the crowd.
He walks down the ramp as he hears the cheers and approval from the crowd, as he panders to the crowd and slaps their hands. He begins to walk up the steps and then walks the apron. He stops and does his signature taunt as he then enters the ring. He walks to the center of the ring, does his signature taunt again and then goes to the corner to wait.
Badass by Reckless Love starts playing.
Mascara de la Muerte comes out and stands on the stage. Jumps around a little bit, goes to left, to right (think Rey Mysterio), plays with crowd. Then quickly runs towards ring, giving high fives to as many people in the crowd as possible. He then runs around the ring, high fiving people in the crowd, makes a full circle around the ring (just like Jack Evans in AAA). Then Mascara de la Muerte gets on ring apron, jumps over the top rope, making a flip, and into the ring. Then he jumps onto the corner and poses for the fans. After that, jumps off the corner and does some Irish Whips, he walks into his corner.
DING DING DING
The bell is rung and the action gets under way. Both men circle the ring and neither wants to make the first move. Muerte takes a run at Senn but Senn ducks and Muerte bounces off the ropes and he runs back at Senn. Senn locks in a hip toss and sends Muerte flying across the ring.
Senn doesn’t let up on the attack and he drops to his knees and lands a few right hands to Muerte’s head. Senn picks him up and takes him to a corner and lifts him up to the top rope.
Senn hooks Muerte arm and supperplex’s him down onto the mat. Senn jumps up and he plays to the crowd. Muerte crawls to a nearby rope and he picks himself up onto his knees. Senn looks at him and he rushing knee smashes Muerte in the head. Senn goes for a quick cover.
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Senn shouts at the ref in defiance. He takes his mind off of Muerte just long enough for him to get to his feet. Senn turns back around to be greeted by a dropkick from Muerte. Muerte goes on the offensive and picks up Senn and scoop slams him back to the mat. He climbs a nearby turnbuckle and signals for a 540 splash! He jumps and reaches Senn but Senn gets his knees up and drives them into Muerte’s back. Muerte rolls around in pain and Senn pulls him over for a pin.
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Winner: Jacob Senn!
Phil Latio: Good win for Senn!
Don Chuckles: I agree but we need a commercial break!
Phil Latio: We will be right back!
COMMERCIAL BREAK!
Phil Latio: Up next we have War Bringer taking on Scott Wilson in a singles match!
Don Chuckles: Let's see what the newbie can do! Haha.
Phil Latio: Don't be rude Don, this Scott kid could be the future of this place one day!
Don Chuckles: Pfft, we already have a underachieving future hehe, Blade LaVigne but eh, whatever! Good luck newbie!
Match Four
The War Bringer vs Scott Wilson
As the official signals for the bell, Dean King stares menacingly at Scott Wilson. The two combatants size each other up for a moment until Wilson takes the initiative and charges at King, attempting a high drop kick, but King swats him down. The War Bringer kicks Wilson in the rib cage with force that he sends him half way across the ring. Wilson quickly pulls himself up with the ropes as King stalks towards him. He throws a wildly aimed right punch, but Wilson ducks underneath and lets go a flurry of punches, elbows and kicks to the legs. King finally catches Wilsons left leg and sends him tumbling backwards. Yet quick as a cat Wilson springs back to his feet and drop kicks the big mans knee, bring King down. Wilson quickly capatilizes and plans him with a quick DDT. He makes the cover.
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Phil Latio: He must be going for the Execution..
Don Chuckles: I told you this kid couldn't handle The War Bringer.
King picks up Wilson and as the crowd begins to cheer for King, out of nowhere, Scott Wilson begins to strike King in the head. Blow after blow, King begins to lose his balance as Wilson slides off of King's shoulders.
Wilson kicks King in the stomach, and out of nowhere Wilson with the One’s Ending!
Wilson covers King.
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Winner: Scott Wilson!
Don Chuckles: NO! NO! NO!
Phil Latio: Calm down and be happy for the young superstar! In his very first match here in Thy WWE, he is victorious!
Don Chuckles: I hate being wrong Phil!
Phil Latio: You must hate yourself all the time then.
Don Chuckles: Pfft, not funny Phil.
Phil Latio: Welcome to Thy WWE Scott Wilson!
Don Chuckles: We need a commercial break.
COMMERCIAL BREAK!
Phil Latio: Welcome back!
Don Chuckles: Up next we shall watch Joey the Bastard beat Blade LaVigne for a third time.
Phil Latio: Anything can happen Don! Blade has only lost twice here in Thy WWE!
Don Chuckles: Yes, both times to Joey the Bastard!
Main Event
Blade "The Future" LaVigne vs Joey the Bastard
Joey’s music hits the arena and the fans sound it out with BOO’s! Joey walks out dragging his feet. He stops at the top of the ramp and he looks around with his hand simple in his pockets. He slowly makes his way to the ring.
Steve Cruise – “Ladies and Gentlemen this is the main event of the evening. Introducing Joey The Bastard!”
Joey gets to the ring and he slowly walks up the stairs and he ducks under the bottom rope. He leans against a turnbuckle and he places his head in his hand.
"Bleed for me" plays. Blade hesitates for a moment before walking into view. He cocks a smirk and walks onto the stage. With his hands on his hips, Blade scans the arena, taking it all in. Blade makes his way down the ramp, high fiving the fans on his down. Blade makes it to the ring and slides in. Blade walks to the top right turnbuckle and hops onto it. He throws his arms in the air and cocks a grin. His theme song fades as he drops down and waits for the match to begin.
Steve Cruise – “And his opponent Blade ‘The Future’ LaVinge!”
The ref checks both men as Steve Cruise exits the ring, and he calls for the bell. Joey and Blade stand in the middle of the ring toe to toe. Both men exchange a few course words. Blade seems to upset Joey as Joey pushes his head against Blade’s. Blade steps back and he returns with a right hook. Joey loses his balance and Blade comes back with a left hook this time. Joey stumbles to the ropes and Blade takes his arm and irish whips him to the opposite side of the ring. Joey bounces back and Blade takes him out with a forearm smash. Joey hits the mat and he rolls out of the ring. Joey slowly walks round the ring shaking his head. Blade is crouched in the ring ready for Joey to enter once again.
Phil Latio – “Joey just doesn’t seem interested!”
Don Chuckles – “I think he’s lost the will to go on without his Intercontinental Championship.”
Joey rolls back into the ring and Blade starts to lay his boots into him. Blade picks up Joey and he quick impact DDT’s him back to the mat. Joey lays lifeless on the mat. Blade drags Joey to the middle of the ring and he starts to slap the back of his head. Blade is seemingly toying with Joey. Blade picks him up and he pushes him to a corner. Blade walks to the opposite side and he runs and knee smashes Joey right to the chin. Joey drops to his ass and Blade starts to slap joey’s face.
Phil Latio – “Blade is just enjoying himself in there.”
Don Chuckles – “Blade has no respect for this former champion. He should be ashamed.”
Phil Latio – “Joey is at fault he needs to wake up and smell the coffee.”
Back in the ring Blade has Joey stood up again. He twists his arm and he kicks Joey on the chin sending him right back down again. Blade yells at Joey to start acting like he gives a fuck. Blade goes for a pin.
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Blade starts to lay left and right hooks into Joey’s head. Joey lifts up his arms to defend himself and soften the blows. Blade takes a breather and he picks up joey again. Blade grabs Joey round the waist and flips him for a Belly to Belly suplex. Blade knees behind Joey and he locks in a reverse sleeper hold. The ref kneels down to check on Joey. Joey wants to give in but Blade lets go just in time. Blade stands up. He looks menacingly at Joey he wants to end this but for the first time he is man handling the only man to beat him. Blade steps out of the ring and he looks under the ring. He pulls out a chair and he slides back into the ring. The ref tries to pull the chair out of his hands but blade simply throws the ref to the floor knocking him out.
Phil Latio – “Blade should be disqualified.”
Don Chuckles – “I don’t hear a bell Phil!”
Blade stalks his prey. Joey gets to his knees and he is greeted with a steel chair to the side of his face. Joey hits the deck again and Blade continues the onslaught. The fans go wild as Beno comes running down to the ring. Beno jumps onto the apron and he is about to get in the ring but Blade sees him off with a faux swing of the chair. Beno circles the ring and Blade follows him with the chair in hand. Joey’s lifeless body in the middle of the ring still has no movement. Blade chases down Beno but before he can swing the chair at him Demmi has reached the ring and she tackles Blade to the floor. She starts to wildly swing her arms at Blade keeping him on the floor. Beno has made it back to the ring to rouse Joey. Joey takes little time in getting to his feet. Demmi has now rolled Blade back into the ring and Beno and Joey start to stomp their boots into his body.
Phil Latio – “The Knights are really showing their power here.”
Don Chuckles – “Not so fast. Here come reinforcements!”
Bob Cena, Kurt Orton and Zak Shields have all raced down to the ring and they slide under the bottom rope and they start a mass brawl in the ring. Zak and Demmi start to exchange blows, Beno and Kurt have exited the ring and they have taken their fight to the ramp. Joey and Bob are throwing shots at one another in the middle of the ring.
Phil Latio – “This is carnage! Someone get out here and sort this out.”
The fans are going wild at the battle in and around the ring.
Don Chuckles – “The fans love it! Let them fight!”
Beno has taken the upper hand in his fight and BENOBOMB’s Kurt back onto the ramp. He races into the ring and he grabs Zak’s arms Demmi takes the advantage and she slaps Zak right in the face followed by a BENOBOMB. Bob is the only man left standing. He kicks Joey in the gut and he DDT’s him to the mat. He turns to Beno but he is too slow to act. Beno kicks Bob in the gut and he BENOBOMB’s him to the mat. Blades reinforcements have been laid out. Before any more action can take place Christian Knight’s music hits the area and the World Champ races to the ring. He slides into the ring and instantly garbs Beno and he throws them both over the top rope.
Joey and Demmi are about to exit the ring when they realize Kurt has made it to his feet and so have Blade. Joey and Demmi race to either one but they are cut short by a closeline from the other two.
Zak and Bob get to their feet and all four men stand over Joey and Demmi. Zak and Bob stomp on Demmi while Kurt and Blade stomp down on Joey. Zak rolls Demmi out of the ring and he scoop slams her to the mat. He makes the title belt guesture around his waist and he continues his attack.
Beno and Christian have disappeared into the crowd and out of the arena. Blade picks up Joey and hands him to Bob who drops him with an ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT! Bob then picks up Joey and he gives him to Blade who delivers a SIT-DOWN-POWERBOMB! Kurt wakes the ref and him and Bob exit the ring. Blade covers Joey. The ref shows little life.
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Blade jumps up from Joey and he celebrates his victory over Joey for the first time. At the top of the ramp Zak, Bob and Kurt are all clapping to the victor!
WINNER: BLADE LAVIGNE
Phil Latio – “The numbers game paid off for Blade.”
Don Chuckles – “He might have won but he had help!”
Phil Latio – “But so did Joey!”
Don Chuckles - "Blade finally has a win over the former IC Champion Joey the Bastard!"
COMMERCIAL BREAK
The scene opens with Beno standing in the ring; wearing a black tuxedo and the knights of the round are also wearing black tuxedo's and they are surrounding the ring. In the ring is an object with a black silk blanket covering it.
Beno: Ladies & Gentlemen if I may have your attention please.
Beno then unveils the object and as he slips off the black blanket we see that it's a casket on top of the casket is a singular red rose.
Beno: We are here today to mourn the loss of a girl that died a long, long time ago. Although a very social and outgoing girl, not many, or shall I shall, perhaps non in this audience would know who this girl that I speak of. This girl is Jessica Spring. A once loving companion to dear General Manager Christian Knight.
Beno bows his head as does the members of the knights of the round for a moment of silence and then Beno faces the crowd with a microphone in the hand.
Beno: Death is not an end, but a beginning. Specifically, the beginning of an eternity of black nothingness.
Beno smirks
Beno: While it is truly a tragedy when someone so young is taken from us so unexpectedly, it is doubly heart-wrenching in circumstances such as these, when a promising career in direct-to-video adult entertainment is cut so terribly short.
Beno Pauses for a moment
Beno:I still can't get over that she's gone. I also can't get over that I totally survived a similar car accident as she did. Can you believe it? I should have had my head cracked off like what's-her-name here.
One of the knights of the round hands him a piece of paper.
Beno: Oh yeah Jessica. I forgot. She's a very forgetable type of person.
Beno then smirks again
Beno: Jessica was not a rich woman. She was not a proud woman. She was not a successful woman. Nor was she especially attractive, articulate, or even remotely respected. Neither was she particularly well-liked or hygienic. So I suppose, what I'm really trying to say is... there's beer at the consession stands if we hurry, we can probably catch still snag a few before they get sold out.
"Written in the Stars" by Tiney Tempah hits the loud speakers and out comes Christian Knight. Christian Knight runs down to the ring, Joey The Bastard tries to step in Knight's way but he pushes him away and sends him teetering backwards. Demmie goes to try to attack Knight but Beno motions for her to stop. He motions to Joey the same comand. Christian Knight storms in the ring and smashes the casket and topples it over revealing that it was just an empty casket all along. Beno get's in Knight face with the microphone.
Beno: Hit me, Knight, Hit me right here. Come on!
Beno motions with his finger and points to his chin.
Christian Knight paces the ring and clenches his fist, with the desire to strike Beno, but continues to hold himself back.
Beno: Come on Knight, Prove it to everyone here that your a man. Prove it to me Knight. Prove it to her. Prove it to Jessica.
Christian Knight punches the ring posts as his face becomes beet red with anger as Beno continues to taunt him
Beno: What's the matter Knight? Are you not a man? Are you less then a man? Do Something. Jessica is watching. Will you not defend her honor? Will you not be the man that she wants you to be? Are you just going to stand their and cower away. Come on, Do it. Do it Knight.
Christian Knight glares at Beno with his fists clenched.
Beno: What a coward? What kind of man just stands their while another man defiles the very...
Christian Knight: Just shut it! Just shut your damn mouth.
Beno: Or What? ...... Or What?!
Beno drops the microphone and raises his arms in the ready to fight position. Knight just brings his face close to Beno's and just stares at him with menacing eyes. The show then fades away to black.
End of Show
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Thanks goes out to everyone who rp'd this week but match writers, this was a poor effort. Jon, thanks for stepping up and taking two matches even though you had to drop one and KO, you no showed for your match and offer to take a match just to drop it when I needed it. Six days delay is uncalled for. I mean, serious guys.
Card in a bit. Read and enjoy.
